Who would you cast in a historically accurate Jesus biopic?

Who would you cast in a historically accurate Jesus biopic?

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Adam Sandler

god
isn't real
thank you

Maybe the real god was the friends we made along the way

>he made friends

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You know this is some bullshit because Jesus isnt ugly in the bible

He was also a leader of the Templar.

Quentin Dupieux

Reminder that the Catholics are literal satanists

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>ONLY 4 SCOOPS?

Israeli (((ewish))) archaeologists experts create """"""accurate"""""" portrait of (((their))) public enemy nr1.

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sorry, already been done

your pic is a complete make belief based on nothing, the Christian depictions of Christ are ancient, from the time of the early Christians

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Looks like me

how did the early christians know what cesare borgia will look like 10 centuries later? was borgia a prophet?

why would jesus look like a human from the middle east? he was the son of god

Dolph Lundgren

non meme question is why would he look like a random middle easterner? they had different faces, they weren't clones of each other, does David Beckham look like Boris Johnson to anyone?

Obviously. His father was God

I thought Cliff Curtis was very well cast as Jesus in Risen. A+ Christkino.

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He looks like Captain Haddock

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I would cast Michael B Jordan, the resemblance is uncanny.

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