OFFICIAL FA CUP SEMI-FINAL: MANCHESTER CITY v LIVERPOOL MATCH THREAD 3

1-3.

Will the Quadruple still be on at full time?

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ABLs on suicide watch

No anime

eating poo x

grealish will score a second goal at 68 minutes
don't ask me how I know

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This game doesn't mean anything cos Palace are winning it in the end anyway

I'm ready OP ;)

>Citeh goal
Fernandinho made that happen with his run and like activity

>long ball to Luis for a dribble drobble
Based. I like how Jurgen trusts him to play the ball and improvise already
>almost hattie for Sadio
Would not be surprised if he gets one this game(even though he doesn't have to and the job's already done and it's just extra credit from here on out ;)


>mfw it becomes commonly accepted in 2040 that City will buy every player and it's like >lol City wins and it becomes unironically illegal to have any opinion other than that
Hopefully I'm kidding

In what way

Do you think City plays the same way that Liverpool team did

TSUUUUU

Burger goalkeepers are always (more than) fine
I think it's just he plays different from the style of play City are used to

HATTRICK against the MIGHTY norwich
truly the goat

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RED RED RED

That should be his second yellow

cunt clear red

SEND HIM OFF

reminder he should have already bveen booked anyway

Not even a foul, keita set up his teammate

that's a clear red wtf

not a foul

Should be a red that, could've killed the poor lad.

Even if we do happen to lose today against Liverpool, it doesn't even matter really. Consider the following Facts.

1. Its the FA cup, who cares really, outside of the likes of Liverpool (clearly, from the full strength squad they are playing)

2. We aren't even playing many good players. Here is a list of players we've chosen not to play, because we care so little

Mahrez - Would walk into the starting 11 of every single team in Europe
De Bruyne - Far and away the greatest attacking player England has ever seen in the last 20 years
Gundoguan - The best Box2Box midfielder in the league
Ruben Dias - The best defender on the planet


3. Its actually preferable if we do lose. We have a lot of football to be played the rest of the year. We are still in the following competitions; Premier League, Champions League

All of which are more prestigious than this mickey mouse shit

4. We have played an outstanding match as it is. Really looks good for our youngsters and future stars. If they can take a full strength Liverpool side to the brink that really shows how bright the future of Manchester City is going to be.

As you can see, no matter the result of this particular match, Manchester City Football club has already won in the long run. We got the result. We will continue to get results. Pep will win us the Champions League.

Should have been second yellow, typical.

just a yellow?

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refs are cowards

The duality of man

>In what way
New Wembley is as opposite to old-school as possible. You are genuinely retarded.

Better than Luis Diaz

ARE YOU THERE VAR-MAN?

>we

Fernandinho is so good at what he does lmao

>seppo opinion
no thanks

reffies have NEVER lost a game

NO VAR SINSO????

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>Manchester City have apologised after chanting from some fans disturbed a minute's silence marking the 33rd anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster before kick off.

>The silence had to be cut short by referee Michael Oliver.

>"Manchester City are extremely disappointed with the actions of some City supporters during the minute's silence before today's game," a club spokesperson said.

>"The club sincerely apologises to all those connected with Liverpool Football Club."

>There were boos from Liverpool fans as Oliver cut short the tribute.

lol, typical
can never offend the scousers around illsbreh day

clearly fixed in favor of liverpool

in just five seconds, man's dualistic nature glimpsed

bazed

His 30 minutes vs atleti was a masterclass at it
Exploited the ref "letting the game go" so well

Oil clubs have no SOVL

why do they keep showing paki liverpool fans?

>OH N-

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97 Scousers have no souls either

>33rd
Why is there even a silence if it's not a major anniversary?

poor atleti, they would never

a diverse person again on cam!

>implying liverpudlians have souls

did anyhone post a ronaldo webm

That's the only type of Liverpool fan

user was right they always show asian liverpool supporters

based mane

because there must always be silences for it, forever
and we must always kneel, forever
and we must always do the next thing, forever

You really aren't allowed to ever offend Scousers in this country without being attacked, are you? Fucking nuke this gay nation.

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If a man gets really close to you so your noses almost touch does that mean he wants to kiss? Literally had a 10 minute convo like this last night.

judging by what the cameras are showing, this game is in pakistan or nigeria

33 is a big number for certain people

holy shit oliver is a cunt

It's London so you're right with both suggestions

worse it's in london

If City started their best defenders to limit the incredible chances Liverpool's had, they would be comfortably winning right now

cool it lad

>10 minutes nose to nose

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whys the populace so fearful of the scouse?

Because 6 million people died you insensitive man.

I hate pakis so much

lel

>if shitty weren't shit, they'd be winning

>be little paki child just wanting to enjoy the footy
>cameraman keeps following you around
>go to the toilet cameraman is there
>go home after the match the cameraman is in the kitchen

Mane has absorbed salads talent space jam style after AFCON

Dead second half

How the fuck have city been the better team in open play whilst getting thrashed

The bbc commentators are a joke

why is city playing with several subs?
they gave the game away.

I think it's unironically some subconcious urge from the camera operators or more likley a concious effort from the producer to portray a succesful multicultural crowd. Like Soviet tier reality bending to fit the systems psuedo-religious narrative.

city haven't been the better team in open play lmao

The convo was about getting pegged by the missus also if that helps.

how do I deal with sexual performance anxiety

>every seppo post is garbage
it is written

REMEMBER THE 97 GORILLION, LA

Liverpool is conserving energy. City isn't coming back.

Did you watch the first half

FIFA tier

grealish is aston villa tier they should sign him

rodri, de bruyne and walker got injured vs atletico and poop played a yank in goal for some reason

their gk conceded two ridiculous goals

Spell it properly you chud

cialis

salah has that KWAB looks about him

accept your failures, love yourself

Work out more. The testosterone will override your negativity

>biased commentary towards liverpool
>no criticism for liverpool fans throwing flares on the pitch
>seething because some citeh fans dared to make noise during muh 33rd anniversary of the 97 gorillion silence
>gary lineker at half-time sternly lecturing the audience as if someone had just been killed

Why is BBC football coverage so utterly embarrassing?

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practice with a hooker

it's obviously a conscious choice. stop being naive.

The Quadruple is always on

>Jayzeus easily defended by VvD
Liverpool just get all the angles right

>that Fernandinho tackle
Absolute state
Hope Sadio is OK
Liverpool play the ball
>mfw he missed the ball by so much he didn't get as much of the player either
Kek

>Liverpool comfortably kicking the ball about
I like it
It conserves energy in the long run for the bigger and better things down the road

Hi ;)

Did he score some more fackin goals
Very impressive if true! Simple as

I figured
I was talking about the game they were showing at halftime

Depends on whether he got the ball

Based

Depends on the situation
For me, the default is standing up straight

I'm not ;)

Based

Both have a lot more goals in them

Ask City about that not Liverpool

Did someone actually say that
Probably because they are automatically assumed to win each and every game before the ball has been kicked

Love yourself simple as

jesus's sixth foul of the match there

Don't lie on your back. Much easier to keep an election. Also take larginine for blood flow.

why would they criticise flares? flares are soul

none of them were card worthy

MILK TRUCK SPOTTED

>biased commentary towards liverpool
>top praising the better team
KWAB

>no criticism for liverpool fans throwing flares on the pitch
>criticizing sovl

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you forgot
>showing browns 90% of the time when they film the crowds

did anyone get a screenshot of liverpool paneers lined up with serious expressions? Was like 10 minutes ago and made me kek

>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING FLARES

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why do moronic conspiracists continue thinking ridiculous things that make zero sense

>arsenal lost

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Just take a deep breath and try to relax your arse hole

Why are they showing yt pipo city fans on cam? Isn't it very problematic?

Cristina got a hattrick bros

persistent fouling is a bookable offense

Pajeets sorry I’m phoneposting

It's more to do with the hypocrisy between acting like some drunk Mancs having a sing-song during a minute's silence is "UNFORGIVABLE", but throwing shit on the pitch like hooligans is a-ok and receives no criticism.

Ake is doing great against salah

they're pathetic, just like spurs. watch those chokers gift the fourth place to united

>jesus

diaz is SHIT

Against 20th placed Norwich

Should have scored.

lmao @ city's corners

Salah's lost it, too busy thinking about 400 grand a week.

ARSENAL BOTTLED IT
GET IN HERE

>It's more to do with the hypocrisy between acting like some drunk Mancs having a sing-song during a minute's silence is "UNFORGIVABLE", but throwing shit on the pitch like hooligans is a-ok and receives no criticism.

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Best goalkeeper in the world

it's fine the little white kid was doing racial slurs so it's evil

Salah been awful lately, is he fasting?

shit one. only the header was a skilled goal, first goal was a tap in, the free kick wasn't a shot over the ball but just a strong shot where his teammates were placed in the ball

Why is Jesus rated again?

Jesus has no killer instinct that’s for sure. Not a striker

Liverpool time wasting with 30 minutes left is going to haunt them. Why did they stop trying to be ruthless killers like they once had a reputation for

he is

shame Gabriel Jesus can't finish his dinner

he was liverpool's best player last week

son of god

Went out for lunch then daydrinking so I'm late

>Bald Fraudiola
>American Goalkeeping

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Unironically boner pills. After the first couple of times you'll be fine.

This is coming from a guy that has had 3 failed one night stands due to boner malfunction.

joga bonito

>Jesus

What a shitlord

80 million was a steal for becker

City fans are actualy from Manchester , all the Liverpool fans are from london

he isn't
they are replacing him with julian alvarez

steffen sucks bro damn we need to keep this faggot out the NT

>zinchenko
>Ukraine
>salad

>a fucking Ukrainian

Just here to confirm that the Jewmaican is in here watching his real team

Heavy metal football hasn't been a thing for a while. There's no point in going all in for 90 minutes, all it does is lead to injuries.

>competitive sport

>'we dont care' considered a valid excuse

nauseating

How anyone can say that with a straight face, let alone supposed supporters

GJesus hasn't improved at all since the last WC, impressive

why zinchenko is not in ukraine if he love his country so much

>salah

>SALAD

typical ukranian defence there

>Salad

Also, does anyone else hate Ukrainians?

this is why the ukrainian army doen't want zinchenko to defend ukraine

pretty clear why Zinchenko isn't defending his homeland if that's how he defends

>>biased commentary for liverpool
??? Are you even hearing the match

Actually jumped up laughing there, thought it was in from the angle

>salad

LMAO

The wages he sends back is 20% of their GDP

Zinchenkos a bit short :D

slava jewkrainia

City have a pretty white fanbase, mostly working class mancs/norfeners

who is Liverpool playing in the final?

Mo is absulutely mind-broken isn't he

kek

>i will defend my country
nice defending Zinchenko

>salah
Hes done. Sell him to man u for 100m

no wonder russia has taken over half of ukraine

Lmao that throw in decision
Disgusting

M'SALAH

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Fucking clowns

>That ball control from Diaz
Damn, why are you guys so hard on him?

>i call this, the worm

what sort of working class work is there in Manchester? I thought all the Industry dried up

who goves a toss if commentary is 'biased'

it has 0 impact on the game

>play without henderson
>dominate the midfield
really makes you think

city need some fuckin goals here

Can you imagine having to come in to face Mane after he destroyed your dreams and see the club line up your younger replacements?

Need link pls

Kek BASED

>hasn’t scored from open play since 19th feb
FSG just move on

nasty bald spot on bernardo silva

Hendo is shit m8

Yes. All over the board

whats that song theyre singing now

Luis Diaz looks like that creepy uncle that would touch your shoulder inappropiately

>Mo attempt
Great ball by Robbo
The bouncing ball created havoc in City's area (as it often does with like non-FIFA style passes)
Could be an interesting gameplan for Jurgen going forward

Underrated
Is it just me or does it happen with City sometimes when they play a different playstyle (like against Liverpool)

Maybe that's the reason
Also it's underrated how the flare was toward the ground and not at anyone
Based player safety

True so far credit to him

Mo's fine
He gets the gears thing he's saving his best for later down the road

Based

Yes one of the

Based value proposition

It has this game actually (first 30 minutes and just now)
Still effective in the right spots

Based squad depth

this sounds personal

>ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

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*unintelligible scouse gibberish rendition 3*

>salad plays like shit
>liverpool still in a good form
Is this Klopp's master plan?

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>Not understanding cosmic waves caused by negative energy vibes

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

n-nothing wrong with balding

This take is too hot to handle

selling drugs and wrapping cars

If you ask me, Man City will be hoping to score at least 2 more goals before the match ends. Otherwise they will be out of the competition for this year.

NEW

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>It has this game actually (first 30 minutes and just now). Still effective in the right spots
Heavy metal was constant. This is a refined way more toned down version.

>119443192
nah it goes

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Klopp has absolutely dominated the bald fraud today. How did he do it tactically?

the neutraliser of norwich

Why exactly is City fielding their B team? Steffen, the Hoohol, Ake ane Fernandinho

Why is Yea Forums so obsessed about hair loss/aging?

I wonder what his missed attempts streak was before this.

by living rent free in poop's head

>british goaltending

A rare Ronnie freekick
What's that now; three in four years?

He is a rational thinker, while Pep has a daughter.

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Jose Sa

>british

city only want the CL anyway

Need to tell us something lad

another fernandinho foul there

baldie here. turns out hair are very usefull. soaking up some sweat to prevent it from going on your face. keeps the head warmer in cold weather, protects from the sun. also prevents yourself from hitting your head against stuff

Because its the only game you can rotate in now that every league game is must win

Kill yourself

Fuck off you weird cunt stop posting like this it’s so weird

>yfw City scores 3 goals in the last 10 minutes

In Manchester for the most part, the Catholics and Muslims support United. The Protestants and Jew support City. Though there is some crossover this ain't Celtic and Rangers

why Henderson is so bad lmao

>while Pep has a daughter.
what does that have to do with it

>not even above the wall
pathetic

that onions face

By convincing him to play Steffan, who is utterly shit.

>scores a shit hattrick against the worst team in the pl
>the redditors on this board go mental

dubs and klopp has a micropenis

she is fucking deli alli

High IQ move. Will make his players hungrier to win the title and beat Liverpool after losing the fa cup. pep is a genius you can't deny this