Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass

why can't women ever understand that jackass wasn't just about guys hurting themselves...

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I get the point you're making but let's be real, the only ones you'd actually want as your friends would be Knoxville, Pontius and steve-o if he was clean

unintentionally comfy kino

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>be on the set of jackass
>be handed random tray FULL of foam bowls of tomato soup
>have 0 suspicion you are being setup

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roller skating in the buffalo herd was probably the one with the most soul

Knoxville is the best by a mile

this one only gets better and better
youtu.be/33NlZaZVCgw

whenever jonny knoxville steps into a bull ring you know it's gon' be good

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what's the official ranking of the Jackass crew

>not wanting Wee Man and England as your friends
sad

Is there a single man under the age of 40 who doesnt love Jackass?

Knoxville > SteveO > England > WeeMan > everyone except Bam >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bam

Fags probably don't get it

Chris Pontius #1

id say fags absolutely get it

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This one is the worst
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1. Knoxville
2. Pontius
3. Everyone else

9001. Bam
Bam

england did some ok stunts but was a whiny faggot and apparently a real asshole to hang out with

this one got the most gasps in theaters steve-o is a champ

>Steve-O has become a pretty popular Youtuber

I mean, I guess it kinda fits but it's still a bit odd

>implying there's something gay about party boy

the one where midgets fight in a bar

Best Stunt: Electric Avenue
Best Bit: The Love Letter

youtu.be/VfYgiASkm6s?t=205

what did steveo mean by this?

its not about wanting the ACTUAL jackass guys as your friends, its more about growing up with your own friends. Every group of guy friends has the leader (knoxville), the funny guy (pontius), the bully (bam), the loser (danger ehren) etc etc.

The car x-ray will always be one of my all time favorites if only for that crazy doctor that told Ryan that he shouldn't have gay sex with his friends anymore.
That and the fake terrorist one for obvious reasons.

the man is a whore for those views lately huh?

>knoxville
>pontius
>Dico
>Ryan Dunn
>steve O
>Bam margera (don't act like he didnt have great bits)
>dave england
>danger ehren
>weeman
>preston

>2 > 1 > 3
is it the redpilled ranking?

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I was about 13-14 when my dad and I watched the first Jackass movie in theaters.

He died in 2006.

I don't think he'd think highly of it, but I will always associate this song with him and the less than great decision to take a 13 year old to a Jackass movie.

I miss you old man.

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>chris pontius
>party boy
>bunny the lifeguard
>little dutch girl
>roller bobby
>chief roberts
>garbage man

Was that the one where they sat in a pot-a-potty that was attached to a giant slingshot?

It wasn't the set, it was their offices.

>every guy had friends growing up
Yep of course .... we did

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>bear noises
fucking americans

yep

>tfw they cut their cameo in the Stephen King adaptation
At least we got the director's cut

youtu.be/eAhQAUf-BRc

>Bam randomly punching people
He was always a fucking brat

youtube.com/watch?v=7C1Pr4AU2wc

youtu.be/ZeAShAhsmrc

>I've got bursitis
What did Knoxville mean by this?

Bayletty of the Horsewomen.

My grandfather nearly fell off the couch laughing about rental car smash up derby, and then actually did at the golf cart part after it.

>hey you lost your club
im fucking dying

Toy Car unside the ass of Dunn.

The phone call that Venezuelan doctor made was priceless, as well as the nurses face of disgust when she saw the xray

Hes part of cky but I always liked Brandon Dicamillo. Rabb himself too

i watched this shit with my dad too

makes me so happy knowing we had good laughs about it.

sorry to hear about yours

Knoxville and Pontius are the ultimate, everyone else isn't even close.

Ironic considering Memories was played in the credits of Jackass 3, not 2.

Probably Jai Alai. That was more insane than the groin protector test.

That said, am I the only one who doesn't like Dave England? I hate every single shit skit and England did most of these. Also, when they were in Switzerland or something I realized what a huge fucking douche he is.

>You are now aware that there were only 25 20-minute episodes of Jackass
I could've sworn there were more than that
I guess they did reruns a lot

England is bottom tier. Total pussy

The flaming gauntlet from 3.5 was pretty gnarly. Couldn't believe it didn't make it into the main film. I'm pretty sure Steve O said it was the most painful stunt he's had to do.

Party Boy is a classic.

Dunn laughing at it is so fucking wholesome. That, and Bam going fucking RIGID when he gets hit.