Why are we supposed to believe Beth is smart? She hasn't been a horse doctor for years...

Why are we supposed to believe Beth is smart? She hasn't been a horse doctor for years, she just sits around the house and jacks off, she's never been shown to be smart, all we have is Rick saying she is.

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Women. Writers.

>She's smart because we say she is. What are you a sexist?

Show don't tell, this shits basic

So pathetic older millennial failure women can self insert as le smart meme while they chug wine to drown their mess

Because in R&M, intelligence is essentially magic and smart characters are no different than wizards.

Grow up, incel. The smartest person in the world is a woman. Your mother was a woman.

Based Sherlock shit-on reference poster

>Your mother was a woman.
Wrong

But my mother is a retard

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Pretty sure it's just rick being a typical parent. Like how everyones parents say their kids are amazing and can do anything. Even thought beth is just completely average intelligence rick constantly tells her how smart she is

What's wrong with his eyebrow?

The joke is that there aren't actual horse doctors.

If something happens to a horse it's usually extremely expensive. It's not really like a dog or cat where surgery might be somewhat manageable for a middle class or better family.

A horse doctor has two options usually; either you pay for the human without medicare tier prices or the horse dies.

It's not so much that beth is "smart" its that she has a job that requires almost zero input

Pretty obvious since she gave birth to you.

>The smartest person in the world is a woman
Literally who?

Categorically false

T. Equestrian family member

Post dick

She’s a woman in a show written by women

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Is there a single instance in the show where Rick actually proves he's smart instead of just being an edgy athiest and burping technobabble?

The entire rick vs jerry thing is based in the idea that jerry and jerry’s kids strangled the potential out of beth.

Horse porn was taboo. But I’ve changed my mind, there’s just something so alluring seeing a stallion mate with a human girl

other way around idiot

She literally performs surgery for a living

>Not wanting the stallion to mate you
Fuck off, reddit normie

He invented impossible technology

>not wanting to mate the stallion
Normalfags out

Because women are always smart, duh

t. Dwight Schrutte

... in the first episode he talks about how he built a flying car out of junk he found lying around and the a gun that can take him to different realities.

>not locking a stallion in a cage while you fuck his life partner mare
Not gonna make it

That's boring. Being impaled by a massive horse dick, now that's hot

I think the only time was when he double bluffed the people trying to steal his fuel formula

>mares
Get this straight shit out of my face

What if it’s a mare (male)?

I bet you actually want to still be alive when the horse is done with you and not slowly fade on his cock, you utter pleb.

>when the horse is done with you and not slowly fade on his cock,
I would if I didn't have to die afterwards, I'd prefer to be alive after it

>this thread

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his mom was a retard

A young black girl.

What about her is retarded? Post stories

The premise was simple: Super Scientist Grandpa goes on wacky adventures with awkward grandson. And it worked.

Then you get last season and now you have this Beth is Smart and Summer is an Action Girl nonsense.

That was a fun episode. Season 1 was pretty alright and Bushworld was perfect. Everything else is garbage

>And it worked
In the first season. Everything after Harmon had his divorce has been shit

Not a single one of you has pointed out that she's Rick's daughter.

Of course she's smart. It's established repeatedly he's the smartest man in the universe. Unless his wife was a retard the kid was bound to be intelligent.

She's a vet, and that makes her at least smarter than the average person.

You should probably read the thread before making such a claim.

this one?

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She thought about her existence once so you can tell shes an intellectual.Dan Harmon is a genius at writing characters it still amazes me.