>AMERICAN GOALKEEPING
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>AMERICAN GOALKEEPING
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Please do. Guy does not beling even as 3rd string for USA WC roster
He just stood there like the world trade center as Mane flew in
THE FUCK WAS THAT
Ngubu goalkeepers should have been banned after Dida
More like stuffed
why are Americans allowed to play football ffs
Is Mendy still the only competent blackie goalkeeper in the EPL?
nobody here cares about soccer. i know this upsets you
Is this the dedicated eternal American obsession general for a sport we don't even care about??
>w-we don't even care about ur stupid sport anyway!
Cope.
we don't tho...?
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So competent he decided he did not want the extra matches and said "hey, Benz, here score this" ...
MUTS ARE EMBAREASSING
ONLY TED LASSO COULD SAVE THEM
>b-b-but muh American talents
>muh black power
>w-we have the best young players in the world
Get fucked
we have a goalie in the EPL?
He's beyond shit.
I did say competent, not good.
now try saying it again but without crying like a bitch
Can someone explain me where did this "goalie is good with his foot" meme come? Like passing with the goalie is just retarded.
welcome to fc dallas
mane scored tho
it was funny seeing murrishart talents fanboys overrating him just because he blocked 2 lazy attempts from 39 year old dinosaur shitter guardado in 2021
Yeah our 4th string GK did a mistake in some meaningless game and now they think they're gonna beat us bad when the player isn't even close to 1st string
shut up. do they even have electricity in your country yet?
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Can someone post the webm already, I have no idea what is going on.
>4th string gk
he isnt. Its a toss up between him and Turner as your starter
It helps when you are being pressured in your defense, acting like another CB
their 3rd world internet is a bit slow, give them some time
Yeah he’s a bench warmer don’t know why Gregg even has his starting some games
KWAB
Reminder, that just a few days ago americucks were bragging about how Steffen was the first American to "play" in back to back CL semifinals.
who the fuck is gregg?
>imagine resorting to this as a coping mechanism
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Do you have a single source to back that up or are you just repeating your schizophrenic premonitions on Yea Forums because you're lonely and those are the only voices you hear?
How fast would Americans get exposed if the rest of the world cared about American "sports"? I mean seeing how shit they are at sports the rest of the world actually play I wouldn't be surprised if they got quickly exposed if yuros, africans and latinxs started playing handegg for example.
gegenpressen is forcing defensive players to stop jogging with the ball and actually be quick with their feet, otherwise shit like ronaldo's first goal against norwich today and this will keep happening
Pretty sure we were mocking that image
He was the 2nd worst keeper in our world cup qualifying
pretty sure we've won every single world series
>yanks used to produce great keepers but very few good players in any of the other positions
>now they've got some great players in most positions, but have no good keepers
What happened?
>Stanley cup for 30 years
>every world series won by USA
>won every Olympics basketball gold when we cared
>won every super bowl
yeah, you can imagine caring all you want but we're very clearly superior, history is on our side, and it's on our side for sports we don't care about too since ENGLAND has NEVER beat the USA in the world cup
do americans really?
Thanks. Yeah I guess that is pretty dumb. Was kind of hoping for something more given the reactions.
holy fuck LOL
OH NO NO NO NO NO
this is the type of mistake that ruins you mentally and you never come back
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>nobody cares
try again retard
is totally hilarious, pure comedy gold
I'm talking about real sports lardass
something more? this is in karius' level of goalkeepers dropping their spaghetti
Paraguay is better than Uruguay
To risky and you get Benzema'd if you keep doing it. Defensive players should pass with each other. Spain ruined football.
>zacKARIUS steffen
the only position americans consistenly produce strong players for is goalkeeper though. the problem is that he's black.
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oh you mean gay porn footsie which isnt even the most popular sport in more than half the world? great sport for sure
We have a decent one in Matt Turner
He will be at Arsenal in the summer
Was it really that bad? The forward or striker or whatever made a good play on the ball. Why didn't he just pick it up?
It happens if you are slow and clumsy. That would never happen to Courtois.
based
because it's not 1989
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his own team mate passed it to him
@ this entire thread
@ this entire board
@ the entire continent of yurop
it is risky, but you can either hoof the ball and lose posession or you can pass the ball around the opposing pressuring players, leaving their midfield scattered and their defense exposed
>de gay
have you been living under a rock since 1992
>play amertard keeper
>1st half 0-3
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>WOOOOAAAAAAHHHH DUUUUUUUUDE AN AMERICAN DID SOMETHING WOOOOOW BETTER TALK ABOUT IT ALL DAY LONG
average soccer fan family in yurop
>done at his near post
LOL
That's my point, I'd be mad at the defender more than the goalie. Not only did he kick the ball in the wrong direction he made it so the goalie had to use his feet only.
Shouldn’t American goalkeepers be bald and wear a cap?
he has plenty of time, two clear options to pass short and he can also hoof it up the field in the worst case.
the americans in this thread are absolutely seething, don't think i've ever seen anything like it hahaha
KEK
Foul.
I miss him every day man. Finally we have a good team and we lose our elite GK
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I play handegg myself and I have to admit, even a D3 player would probably utterly dab on me, handegg is America's game
>clicks on the thread, goes through it seething, meticulously mass replies to all the posts that make him butthurt
>w-we don't even care
I'm just asking questions, I'm trying to get into soccer since we have pro teams now and stuff. It just seems dumb to kick the ball backwards and to the one player who uses his hands. If I had done that in youth soccer the coach would have yelled at me.
I don't know, the other red guy was coming up fast too. I'll take your word for it though. I was just hoping with all the excitement that someone had kicked it all the way across the field into the goal or something.