I feel like the series should have ended with wizard society being revealed to muggles. Would have been a cool game changer.
>dullest
>"no!"
>deh
Look I know the memes too.
I feel like the series should have ended with wizard society being revealed to muggles...
Kevin Campbell
Kevin Ramirez
whatever dude, they could just wipe out everyone's memory, or invent some time machine artefact or just straight out kill every muggle, or pretend it was a ruse, or pretend that magic died and go into another dimmension where they still would have no contact with muggles
Angel Thompson
I meant more like Harry would make a choice to lead the pro-out in the open movement. But obviously it would have to be properly built up to, not tacked on.
Grayson Morgan
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Evan Evans
GIVE ME THE NAME!
Brody Phillips
Racist fanart
Jeremiah Watson
JK isn't that bright
Nolan Bell
As much as I enjoy it, Harry Potter is ultimately for kids, and kids don't want to read about their characters getting killed or their characters wiping us out. There's plenty of 2edgy4u fanfiction which explores this if that's your bag.
Jason Scott
Aaron Foster
Unfortunately what you got is it ending with the audience going to sleep, since they were just exposed to one of the dullest franchises in history of dull franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
Luke Taylor
>Harry Potter is ultimately for kids
No shit, Really?
I never got all the extreme hate for a childrens series that is quite good considering the subject matter
Henry Rogers
what's the best Harmony fic?
Jaxson Richardson
What sort of story are you looking for? All my favourites are either fluffy or edgy with very little in between
Liam Cook
I want some of both but I really want one that focuses on their growing relationship during school shit
Caleb Martin
9/10
Isaac Gomez
file name related to pottertarded "women"
Kayden Rodriguez
Try Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 and What We're Fighting For by James Spookie
Mason Bennett
Some of the hate imo has less to do with the content of the books than the ridiculous cults of hype they generated and with children's fiction exploding among full grown adults being attribited to HP specifically. When I was in college in 2014 it was totally typical for people to read and reread these books and and discuss them nonstop.
In current year JK Rowling as a personality also triggers a lot of people.
David Rivera
One of the most ridicolous thing of HP is how wizard society reject technology.
John Baker
I find it funny how she's looped round to pissing off the people she initially tried pandering to.
The race lifting and X was gay all along is just a funny joke to most people, but the tumblrites have started catching on to how hollow it all is.
Bentley Hernandez
How do you think they could use modern technology to their advantage, in say, a Wizard-Muggle war?
Luke Fisher
Magic is better than technology, and your muggle toys would get fried by magic
Jeremiah Watson
9/11 was wizard terrorism
Asher Campbell
>gets domed from 300 yards away
>Oops lol guess we’ll just pour some skelegrow in there
Fuck off
Colton Kelly
Bump
Zachary Perez
Fry this nuke magic man
Thomas Smith
I think you underestimate an enemy that has access to time turners, teleportation, mind control, and access to creatures like basilisks. Wizards would win a wizard / muggle war.
Andrew Perry
based
Robert Hall
I feel like the series should've ended with Draco being a cute girl who pegs and milks potter
Lincoln Davis
How do wizards defend against an atom bomb?
Austin Lee
Should have ended with 2nd year hermione playing with her cat
Oliver Morris
*pussy
Jaxon Roberts
By you not being able to find them because they live inside pocket dimensions. Plus they have wards.
Carter Williams
Should have ended with the kids hunting down and torturing paedophiles
Nathaniel Brown
Magic doesn't produce any toxic EMFs and chemicals
Easton Price
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Gabriel Stewart
Is it bad I've enjoyed both Fantastic Beast movies?
With pic related also being the best characters by far.
Jose James
> Huh this Guy makes compelling arguments
>revealed to be wizard Hitler
>mfw
Lincoln Green
you're write humans would never win because wizards have the magic power of BAD WRITING TO SAVE THEM god i can just picture how quirky such a war between special snowflake wiz kids and npc normies would be, like a big autistic ending fight where they throw in a couple of comic relief kills from the silly wizards
Parker Hernandez
Same reaction with Thanos, thought he was a lovely purple guy.
Thomas Nguyen
Endgame had so many plot holes
>Oh look our world is healing and nature is returning to its precious majesty
>This is somehow bad and we need to stop it
>It’s been five years, what do you about the new marriages relationships families property ownership that others did while the other half of the universe was in limbo?
Joseph Allen
I don't really expect a stable plot with Marvel movies, to be fair.
Landon Thomas
No but it would have been cool to explore, like future issues and villains arise from the injustice of losing the wealth you gained while the others were dead, wife leaving you because her ex reappeared etc
Zachary Torres
I think that would add a hell of a lot more depth, most definitely. And it could lead us to the next set of potential villains.
Wyatt Gray
I'm glad Rowling isn't as dumb as (you) the op
Carson Roberts
>implying collateral damage isn't half the fun
Jonathan Perry
Only the last one is a proper meme. It's telling that even compared to it the other is such an unfunny low-effort, zero talent garbage.
Ethan Howard
>Wizards dedicate their lives to de-poopifying their bungholes and making chocolate dance
>Muggles dedicated a couple decades into making really heavy metals make REALLY BIG BOOMS (and still kill people long after the boom)
>Wizards can't even into chemical reactions (Guns are metal wands n shit m i rite?)
>Implying the muggles wouldn't be able to build/find some artifact that can interact in ANY WAY with magical stuff
>Muggles now have literally ANY interaction with magic (even just detecting it)
>SCIENCE.exe
>Muggles cannot use magic themselves but have figured out a way to use Gnome-Foreskins in a similar way as radioactive isotopes.
>Oh hey these retarded plants contain elements not known to science!
>It's sure as fuck known now
>The magical-chlorophyll from the most common strain of "wizard grass" can be refined to such a potent level that it essentially becomes "wizard gunpowder"
>Muggle Metallurgy surpasses Goblin artifacts
>Muggle Metallurgy surpasses Dwarven artifacts
>Muggles somehow figure out how to use the magical "essences" and such from experiments as transistors despite STILL not being able to cast even the most basic spells
>Can now mass-produce Magical Automatons to hunt the wizards
>Wizards can't code
>Wizards can't do shit against them aside from fighting
>Resort to hiding in their pocket dimensions
>Muggles continue to abuse any magical creatures/artifacts they come across
>Abandoned wizard towns/cities slowly surface as wizards flee and muggle technology continues to advance at an accelerating pace.
>Muggle still unable to use magic
>Muggles have managed to upgrade automatons to be able to channel magical energy as a concentrated beam (lasers)
>STILL can't find the pocket dimensions
>Use advanced technology to ferry all muggles off the planet
>Use existing/advanced nukes to completely destroy the planet, focusing fire on the magical "lay-lines"
>Harry Potter and the Nuclear Winter
Blake Adams
>game changer
fuck off JJ
Levi Garcia
Wizard society being revealed to muggles wouldn't change it from being one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Juan Reyes
I was going to say you were late, but apparently Janny got his hotpockets in a twist over the first one