LIVERPOOL V MAN CITY MATCH THREAD

city playing their b team
liverpool tryharding and playing their first team
if liverpool lose they will never recover

>Steffen
Can someone explain this to me?

pep wants to win the game

Can a non-retard explain this to me?

Pep roulette now extends to GKs

Hoping for a Scott Carson start in the CL then

You mean Cancelo the natural right back?

city won the league with that draw
fraupp wants to win this one
hopefully the cl final will also be this matchup

>steffen

rip city

3rd best American GK is good enough to be the best English team's 2nd keeper

I am glad Steffan's playing, he needs some time in the box instead of wallowing on the benches. Maybe it'll be good for his form.

Why the fuck did I think he was a LB?

>Steffen gets a shutout
>shift the narrative to USA out-muscling England for a cheeky 1-0 in November
it's just that easy for us US schizos

de bruyne and walker both injured during the UCL match

He sucks. Hope he legit gets hurt so he isn't on the WC roster.

He's a right back who can and does play left back.

>No match thread autist sperging out

Disappointing 2bh

WINNING TITLES IS LE BAD, OK SWEATY?

COOM ON CITEH

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who here has a stream?

not me officer

>if liverpool lose they will never recover
ITS HAPPENING

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right here m8
*pisses on you*

thanks. i thought kayo had it but i was wrong, bit of a shock to find out just before the game

>steffen
FUCKS SAKE PEP why does he have to do this shit

come on Cityyyyyyy

it's on BBC one fella

That must be it then.

Not even sperging out in the United thread, how disappointing

Based

gearing up for some lineker bants with shearer and micah

*laughs loudly and breaks up the flow of any conversation*

What are we eating?

>grealish

clean sheet burgers in celebration of a 2-0 City win

Peter Schmeichel played for Man City?

had a quiche and some cherry toms and some double gloucester cheese and some simnel cake

Liverpool finna choke
That city team is dogshit on paper but liverpool have an inferiority complex against city and will be nervous to keep the quad alive.

>stones
>ake

I think Liverpoo are going to win this

Alright, I've had to use a VPN as it wouldn't let me access it, and it's asking me for a TV licence? Wtf is this shit?

breakfast

trent a qt

you'd better have one or The Queen'll have to send you to Australia

Steffen can save shit CB play pretty easily due to his size and intelligence

come on redmen!

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is Micah Richards on gear? Looks bigger every time I see him

J U S T
U
S
T

citybros... i thought you had loyal fans?? baka my head

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ah yes another 5-minute segment on trent's defending
i wonder if we'll get a mention of walker's "defending" against mane for liverpool's first goal

won't because he's Jamaican

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Hot cross bun

what jesus would have wanted

Jack Grealish's arse?

>stray animal right in the shot
is Mersey akin to South America?

you've embarrassed yourself there mate
that's in london

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fucking hell lads I love Grealish, what a top lad
would definitely be fun on the piss

Klopp is really pushing for Liverpool and Man City to combine and form North West FC

>stray animal

Always find it funny how Yanks think letting cats roam the neighbourhood is some kind of unacceptable genocide, and that they need to be housebound and dressed up in hats or something.

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HERE WE GO
THIS TIME WE MUST HAVE A FUCKING WINNER

he sure is based

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Animals roam in America all the time too. I have no clue what he's talking about.

YOU'LL NEVER WANK ALONEEEE

>woman commentator

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kek what a bong

SIGN ON
WITH A PEN IN YOUR HAND

LET'S GO STEF-FEN
*clap clap*
*clapclapclap*

crying @ all those empty seats in city's end

Middulbros I don't feel so good.

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No soul.

i know everyone has been worrying about me, but i was the user who ate eggs who were 2 months past expiration date and a week later i feel fine, thank you for reading my blog

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>Klopp is now longest serving manager in PL
wow

eggs don't go back if you don't pre-crack them to release the internal pressure

inb4 kneel seethe

>Steffen
who?

Godspeed, eggman.

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