Josie's on a vacation far away

Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over

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So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older

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I read the news today, oh boy

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What’s the joke here? That a Tolkien character looks like 80s rock singers?

It’s a reddit thread.

I saw sometime post one with bon jovi lyrics a week ago and it was pretty funny. Now everyone's trying to force it

Rumour spreadin' 'round
In that Texas town
About that shack outside La Grange
And you know what I'm talkin' about
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that home out on the range
They got a lot of nice girls
Have mercy
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw
A haw, haw, haw

What does this do with cracking a pipe?

Sing me a song, you little shit.

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YOU ALL EVERYBODY

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This, it only works in a very specific way, not broad enough to be a meme

Nah, it works with a lot of stuff. It just has to be jarringly off-tone enough to be funny. Knowing the context helps, of course:

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>DENETHOR: Can you sing, Master Hobbit?
>PIPPIN:(uneasy) Well . . . yes, at least, well enough for my own people ... but we have no songs for great halls ... and evil times
>DENETHOR: And why should your songs be unfit for my halls? Come! Sing me a song.

>PIPPIN'S simple, clear voice echoes through the VAST HALL.

>I LIKE. BIG. BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.

Nigga nigga nigga im 100% nigga.

HIGHWAYYYY
TOOOOO THE
DANJAHZONE

OOOOONCE
THERE WAS THE BWAAAAAOOOOOY WHOO
GYOT INTO AN ACCYIDENT
AND GOULDAN’T GODA SGOOOOL

No, it doesn’t.

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HOOOOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES
LIKE OPEN DOOOOORS
LEEEADIIIING YOU DOWN INTO MY CORE WHERE I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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I JUST WANNA USE YOUR LOVE
TOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOUR LOVE
TOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

WAKE ME UP

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CAN’T WAKE UP

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THIS HERE’S A CHEER FOR ALL THE FELLAS
TRYIN TA DO WHAT THOSE LADEEZ TELL YA
GET SHOT DOWN CUZ YA OVERZEALOUS
PLAY HARD TO GET, FEMALES GET JEALOUS

S’JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYZZZ
WHEN YA DON’T WANNA WAKE UP
EVERYTHING SUCKS
EVERYBODY’S FUCKED
YA DON’T REALLY KNOW WHY
BUTCHA WANNA JUSTIFY
RIPPEN SOMEONE’S HEAD OFF
NO HUMAN CONTACT
AND IF YA WITS ARE WACK
YA LIFE IS ON CONTRACT
YA BEST BET IS TA STAY AWAY, MOTHERFUCKER
IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYZZZ

DA MICROPHONE EXSHPLODES
SHATTERIN DA MOLD
EITHAH DROPPING HITS LIKE DE LA O
OR GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMMODE
WIDDA SURESHOT
SHOOOAH TA MAKE DA BODIES DROP
DROP AN DON’T COPY, YO
DON’T CALL THIS A CO-OP
TERROR REIGNS, DRENCHIN
QUENCHIN THE THORST OF DA POWER DONS
DAT FIVE-SHIDED FISHTAGON
DAT RAH’IN SHOORE ON DA FACE A MUTHAH EARF GETS BIGGAH
DA TRIGGAHS COLE EMPTY YA PURSHE
DEY RALLY ROUND DA FAMBLY
WIDDA POCKET FULLA SHELLS

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BEFORE YOU GO-GO

SMOKING ON A JUNT WIT MY NIGGAS DRINKING OLD E
STOP OFF THE LIQUOR STORE GET YA CHECK THEN WE HEADED FOR THE INDO

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THEY CALL HER RIO
AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND
JUST LIKE THAT RIVER TWISTIN THROUGH
A DUSTY LAND

i unironically love this song

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OOOH FREEEEEEEEEEEEZE HEHHHHHMMMMM
RREST IZ HEAD ONNA PILLOW
MADA CONCRETE
AGAIN

It’s a great fucking song.

i love you too

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IN THE SHUFFLING MADNESS
OF LOCOMOTIVE BREATH
AND THE ALL-TIME LOSER
PLUNGES HEADLONG TO HIS DEATH
OH HE HEARD THE PISTONS SCRAPIN
STEAM BREAKIN ON HIS BROW
AND OLE CHARLIE STOLE THE HANDLE
AND THE TRAIN, IT WOOOON’T STOP GOIN
YA KNOW HE COULDN’T SLOW DOWN
YEEEEEEAAAAAAH HEHHH

WHEN DREAMING I'M GUIDED TO ANOTHAH WORLD

TIME AND TIME AAGGGEEAAAEEAAINNN

pure, unadulterated reddit
kys

BROWN SHUGAH!
HOW COME YA TASTE SO GOOD?

It is pure musical kino

HEAD LIKE A HOLE
BLACK AS YA SOUL
I’D RATHER DIE
THAN GIVE YA CONTROL