PAYCUCKS: HOW MANY STREAMING SERVICES WILL YOU PAY FOR BEFORE YOU TAP OUT?

Is 1/3 of Yea Forums that "doesn't pirate" ready to come back in time for the glorious piracy renaissance that the streaming wars are beginning to create?

Do you really want to pay 10 different bills each month to watch 10 different shows?

Welcome home, Yea Forums man.

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>he pirates

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The same number I pay for now.

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who the fuck draws eyes like that

so you can see his expression from behind you autistic sperg incel

piracy will always be the main source of entertainment for any individual who's IQ is bigger than 2 digits.

fuck that slut

>imagine dropping pirating in the first place

>he considers female opinions

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>Wtf, how can a single company have all all the market? That's a monopoly!
>Wtf, what do you mean I have to pay for different services? I'm going to pirate!

This is exactly why Alita: Battle Angel was so popular on this board.

calm down homosexuals

Tricks on you I dont watch television or film and have no desire to get a streaming service for them. I only come here for off topic shitposting

Pirating never stopped.
Music is a bitch to buy except on bandcamp and 10 albums will set you back like 100+$ which is retarded.
Games are split between 15 different platforms now, and so are movies and videogames.
Don't even think people sell books anymore because even grandma knows that you're supposed to google name+pdf and just save it.

I'm wondering how long until there's bundled services from companies that combine the Amazon, Disney, Netflix, etc content into a single access service. I'm thinking 4 years and it'll cost more than premium cable did when it first came about.

imagine paying for Netflix and Hulu and thinking you're a smart person when actual Walmart trailer trash moms, welfare-guzzling, jiggaboo single mothers, and smelly beaner wetbacks with 10 kids do the same exact thing with their debit cards.

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>he has cheap ass pirate hat
lmao

Yar har fiddle dee dee

god what shit art
fuck the faggot that made this

Dilate, tranny

I thought his eyes were above his mouth.

Would you rather have another wojak meme?

HOMOSEXUAL FUCKED PLEASE

Just 2-Netflix and DC Universe.

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Netflix
Hulu
Amazon video since it comes free with prime.

I think Disney+ is getting bundled with Hulu, so might try that out.

I got rusty, bros. Where do I even download stuff anymore?
I also used to download dubbed movies for my mom who don't like subtitled movies (we are brazilian), but all brazilian warez sites are dead.
So even if carefully download my films from tpb or l33t or whatever, downloading dubbed movies to watch with mom will never possible again.
This world sucks.

As if Netflix had even a fraction of content worth watching in 2012

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rarbg

>click somewhere in the page
>get redirected to ad-ridden possibly phishing site
>click again
>gets redirected again
*sigh*

>dubbed movies
You deserve not get any anyway

>not using a good adblocker
plz get a clue user

>take bald character
>make it female
>it now has hair
fuck you

Absolutely and terminally based

>paying for propaganda

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The future will be shared accounts.

>My dad pays for the family Netflix
>I pay for Prime
>sister pays for Spotify
>mom is already set on paying for everyone's Disney+ account

the moment they close-off multiple user accounts it'll go to shit

What's wrong with debit cards?

I honest to god dont know
Where I live debit cards are the standard, because why spend money you don't have?
But the moment I go abroad, for some reason they never accept debit cards, only credit cards, really only those
Doesn't matter that my debit card is from a respectable brand and bank

>What's wrong with debit cards?
Those are only used by stupid, impulsive people who can't manage a simple credit card. Anybody who is over 18 and doesn't have a credit card is sub-100 IQ and childlike, emotionally.

I pay for one service, my dad another, and my mom another. We all bum off of each other

Netflix will survive and HBO with Friends and The Office will be a huge hit. Disney+ will 100% lose money, at 12 bucks they won't cover their costs in a hundred years

unequivocally based, Yea Forums is much better entertainment than anything hollywood could possibly conceive presently

They've been around for 40 years, boomer, get the fuck over it.

I was gonna suggest downloading hue dubs but your mom probably can't read lmoa

You've got that backwards, champ. Credit cards are for impulsive people since you can spend money you don't have on a whim in the moment. A debit card is the responsible way to spend because it's just the cash you have and need to manage it responsibly.

>*actions*
commit suicide at my nearest convenience

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I'll still give my money to WWE

Came here just to say thank you to the paycucks in the name of the people smart enough to have everything for free

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>Credit cards are for impulsive people since you can spend money you don't have on a whim in the moment
An impulsive person just ends up with debt in a very short time. A normal person just uses the credit card normally for their whole life and reaps the benefits of price protection, extended warranty, fraud protection, etc while paying off the balance every month so the Jews can't take your money.

>A debit card is the responsible way to spend because it's just the cash you have and need to manage it responsibly.
Every debit card-only user I've seen only does so because they got into credit card debt or can't even get approved for one because of their shitty lifestyle.

Debit card-only users are literal retarded children. Credit card users prove their intelligence and emotional stability by having such a tempting offer in front of them all the time and not drowning themselves in debt.

You download movies from a forum with gay avatars?
What the fuck is this?

LMAO I have never paid for any of that shit.

I had some Netflix hacked accounts back then though.

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Do not disrespect the frog with alex jones conspiracy theories.

you on /ptg/, bro?

>tfw never have paid for any streaming service
>tfw always have pirated

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I currently have Netflix and Amazon

will probably swap Netflix for Disney+

>credit card
>benefits
nigga what
there's literally 0 benefit to it where I live, but instead you have to pay for it each month.
there's literally no point to having a credit card.

I currently have 0 streaming accounts because I'm a pirate.

Will probably pirate Disney+ as well.

Imagine paying for free content, kek.

based

Is streaming criterion worth it?

lol no

Nothing. Being bound to the credit Jew is the ultimate form of cuckoldry.

I have Xfinity cable, Netflix and Prime Video (with Amazon Prime).

And I still pirate when needed. I don't need anything more.

How old are you that you don't know what a credit score is/does?

I would consider paying for stuff if it were actually good and not just kike propaganda.
I sometimes buy DVDs/BDs of films that are actually worth it. But
>implying I'm going to pay for kikeflix or the (((mouse))) to produce jewish brainwashing
lmao

>kike score
no such thing outside greater israel my man

I pay for Hulu, my sister pays for Netflix and we just mooch off each other

>there's literally no point to having a credit card.
neet spotted. nobody can be this stupid except niggers who think credit cards are like putting your dick in a beartrap
kys

>tfw pirate and sometimes watch terrestrial or satellite freetv for the nostalgia

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see

again, neet spotted. you can only get kiked if you allow them to

I pay for Netflix and Amazon.
Netflix I don't really need, I'll probably cancel soon.
Amazon I have for shipping so it won't go anywhere.

I mainly pirate.
Get everything in one place forever, pretty good deal.

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Epik post! XD

He posted it again! Epik. Epik 4 teh win >o

>you should get a credit card even though there's literally no benefit to it whatsoever and you have to pay for said credit card which means pointlessly wasting money
>if you don't you're a neet

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>bragging about downloading Pokemon

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>getting this triggered

>you have to pay for said credit card
>there's literally no benefit to it whatsoever
this is how I know you're a turboneet. get a job, loser.

have sex (against your will)

i have all of them and i dont pay for a single one

I have Amazon Prime, Hulu, Netflix and The Criterion Channel, among other subscriptions.
I will probably get Apple TV+ and the Disney+/Hulu/ESPN+ bundle soon when they come out.

Yes

here's your (you)

I put everything on one of my credit cards. One of them gives me mobie points. I haven’t paid to see a mobie in over 5 years.

I also keep accepting credit increases so both my cards have $30k limits lol.

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BPD AND ECSTASY

>Imagine paying for free content, kek.

gotta spend my neetbux on something

fuck off shlomo

>he doesn't give away invites to BtN and PtP to impress girls

my parents pay for all my streaming services, we have hulu, netflix, amazon prime, AND HBO GO through my sister's directTV

>He doesn't have a vast catalogue of Blu-Ray sets for every show worth watching
Enjoy your shitty lossy streams and bootleg virus-riddled rips with Chinese subtitles

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Why is this board so fragile that it will take obvious bait like this every fucking thread?

This might be the stupidest post I have ever seen.
Or...
Credit card companies are paying trolls to shill their Jewness on Yea Forums

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yikes
he mad

why would I get a job when you pay for everything I need?

Had to be a tripfaggot.

What I don't understand is why you can't live without being in debt to someone else? That's all a credit card is. You say it gets you brownie points with the jews, but for what? So you can use that debt managing ability to buy a big house and nice cars that make your debt even bigger? And what if something bad happens, you're gonna trust the other jew at the insurance company to have your back when the car gets totaled or your house burns down? Well guess what, the tires you were using on that leased car had been recalled 3 months before and since you bought them that makes you liable for replacement. Oh and your house? The zoning board said that the wiring that caused the fire wasn't up to code, we can't cover that but you did have our premium fire service so we will be more than generous and offer up to half the total of your home's value, also minus the wiring on your home we figure that's gonna have to take about 30,000 dollars out of your claim, plus an additional 5,000 for non-compliance. But you knew this already because you read and understood everything that was in your contract, look here's your signature right here!

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>What I don't understand is why you can't live without being in debt to someone else? That's all a credit card is.
I've had a credit card for 10 years. I pay off the balance every month. Never paid a dime and I use their benefits like an extra year of warranty and I get cashback on Amazon.

Sucks to be a neet like you who doesn't understand basic finance.

You get points that can be applied towards your payment or redeemed for gift cards. I get a $50 gift card to Walgreens with Discover every month

Can I have one on btn? I'm a pretty girl

It's not a lost sale if I pirate something because i wasnt gonna buy it anyway

>putting yourself in debt for a giftcard

How about you smooch each other too?

>.10 sheckles have been added to your account.

>give away invites to BtN and PtP to impress girls
I let my gf use my PTP account.

Haha ew that would be icky Haha ew gross haha eww

It’s a fucked up game to play, but you got money in the pot and unless you want to be itinerant or live in a cabin you build yourself you are gonna have to keep playing too. I’ve been trying to get outta debt for three years and just withdraw from society but there’s enough roadblocks in the way to keep you poor and on the leash to break your will. We are all each bred to be a debt slave, so don’t blame anyone for still staying in the plantation

sent ;)
>not downloading remuxes
>collecting shit that loses value over time

I pay $90 a month in streaming services. WOOHOO I CUT THE CORD!

I’m not in debt I pay it off every month. I get the points as a bonus. It’s free and as long as I have self control I can maintain that bonus

>1k per year for something you can get for free in minutes
I'd rather spend my money on booze and traveling.

Or you can have a debit card and not have to worry about paying it off

Shut it down stupid goyim

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And not get cash back
Or any other bonus

>there's only 2 options
fuck off

Lucky you, but don't think it's not a scam. The credit card companies know the exact same shit that insurance companies do, and that's that shit happens and they just wait to pile on the burden. Insurance is way more vital because they do the exact opposite even if every once in awhile the hammer has to fall on some unlucky bastard that won't get their claim.

The content isnt the service, its the platform that's the service
Or well, it should be.

Blu Rays go up in value, tard

>being such a poor nigger that 10/month is a lot

It used to be 4.99 for 2 days to rent ONE movie at blockbuster

I only keep Netflix around because my brother's family still uses it. I get to use their Hulu account, so it doesn't bother me too much, and I'm getting more and more into watching what's on Prime Video. I think when Disney rolls out their service, I'll be able to drop Netflix, switch over to that, and my brother's family won't really care.

But I'll never go back to cable. That's for damn sure. Unless my local provider finally comes up with an option to only pay for channels that I watch, I have no reason to deal with that mess. And streaming will still be cheaper overall.

yeah just like those vhs tapes that sell for 10 for a dollar at the flea market now

I borrow dvds at my library, I don't need to watch trash

Finally a voice of reason in this thread.

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Blu Ray is the final physical format. 4k discs will never take off, and no one will put R&D effort into a new format because digital sales are such a big chunk of the pie. Blu Rays have been going strong for 15 years now and will continue to do so.

I see the opposite. Netflix is already in trouble, did a hail-mary monopoly attempt which is in the process of falling flat on its face. HBO does good adult shows but will fall victim to piracy.
Disney
1) is too big to fail
2) already owns multiple blockbuster franchises
3) already produces lots of original TV content unrelated to #2
4) markets to kids & families (similar to Nintendo) who aren't prolific pirates

I fucking hate the mouse but I dont see Mickey losing this one.

>Blu Ray is the final physical format.
USB sticks will be

can't wait
youtube.com/watch?v=6Z_m0Gg2Px8

I have Amazon prime already and I use my brothers Netflix account. I ain't buying shit.

>Blu Ray is the final physical format
sort of.
In the future film will be sold long after Bluray.
Bluray is the final consumer physical format, and it never really took off.
DVD was the final mainstream physical format.
Eventually higher resolution, higher bitrate video will be easily accessible online and your blurays won't be useful at all to anyone.
It's only really worth it for the boxes.

I pirate everything I want to watch, but I also buy blurays of films I really like.
I like to own stuff, and most films, especially the older ones, are very cheap.

>4) markets to kids & families (similar to Nintendo) who aren't prolific pirates
I think you underestimate kids. The next generation of kids at the very least will most certainly know how to pirate.

You're right that Disney is too big to fail, but no one will truly win the streaming wars. We'll see some smaller streams drop out and and get swallowed up by the bigger boys. Netflix will survive but it will be a shadow of its former self. Disney will see disappointing numbers (in the first year at least).

I still predict we will see third party services that offer streaming packages. Then we'll be back to essentially cable television times.

>sent
You don't even have my e-mail

post your ul/dl ratio

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Haha I mean not really, just every now and then when I can't find something on streaming or a cheap copy you know? That's what I meant haha. I really value people's work and stuff, you know. Anyway, what are y-your favorite movies?

>centralisation good

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>2.52 ration
attaboy user

kill yourself dumbass

m.youtube.com/watch?v=u59KqUvDG5w

Soon

I pirate mostly but I will pick up a month here or there and catch up on stuff so I don't have to dl as much

None, expect maybe the criterion channel to binge watch crime movies for a year or so.

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I use Netflix because my parents let me on their account. Hopefully they get Disney plus too. I just pirate anything else I wanna watch.

Why is this user so retarded that he perceives "lol bait" as being upset

Only Prime
because I paid for HBO for one month to watch GoT live and they never recharged me

SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS

>sub to netflix
>watch what i want
>run out of things to watch after a month or so
>unsub from netflix
>sub to hulu
>watch what i want
>run out of things to watch after a month or so
>unsub from hulu
>sub to hbo go
>watch what i want
>run out of things to watch after a month or so
>unsub from hbo
>sub to disney+
>watch what i want
>run out of things to watch after a month or so
>unsub from disney+
>sub to
And so on and so on and so on. Eventually, by the time you run out of service, you go back to Netflix and presto, a whole bunch of new stuff to watch. The beauty of it is that a lot of these services have a trial, meaning you pay nothing for them.

>peer to peer filesharing is centralization

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pirated all sorts of shit recently, moveis games etc. Found a nice bitcoin miner on my PC when I did a scan, fucking russians or chinese hackingme or some shit anyway fuck em at least i got free stuff

I've never bought a subscription ever.

I just got Prime, because I want delivery and more spur of the moment streaming that I can't wait for a download.

Also a Netflix and chill, since I just started dating.

18 yo dutchfag here
I've only had a debit card and I have no clue what the fuck a credit card does. Anyone wanna explain

I tapped out after Netflix "originals" all became cookie-cutter virtue signaling horseshit. I never really stopped pirating movies though - I used Netflix mostly for background noise in the kitchen and my niece's and nephew's sake.

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The problem is exclusivity you fucking retard.
If they were all competing services with the same content, the best functionality would win.
Instead they make it a pain in the ass to watch anything.
Exclusivity is anti-consumer.

A credit card is a nice thing to call a loan card. You use the credit card to have the bank loan you money that you pay later.

That sounds fucking retarded

Dare I say, based?

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Pirating is slow and the quality sucks. But paying 10 subscriptions doesnt make sense either

>Pirating is slow
Get better internet you third world subhuman
>and the quality sucks.
Try not downloading shitty 1-4 GB YIFY encodes you retarded nigger

lol it takes 2 minutes to download a popular movie and 15 minutes for fringe obscure movies

Youre retarded. If there was truly a non-monopoly then every provider would have access to all content and there would be fair competition. What we have now are multiple micro-monopolies where every provider has a monopoly on some content.

> invite lady friend over for 'Netflix and Chill'
> she arrives
> we actually 'www3 dot 123movies dot la and Chill'

SOMEBODY STOP ME!

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>Pirating is slow and the quality sucks.
This has to be the most ignorant statement of the thread. Piracy has always been 1:1 the same quality as buying media. Same exact stuff unless you think Putlocker sites = piracy

>he's never heard of passthepopcorn or blu ray remuxes
imagine not knowing how to use computers in 2019

Vomit

There is like 1-2 decent shows coming out per year. Just pay for one month, watch what you want and cancel.

How about I download that show and keep my money instead?

im only paying for netflix, hulu (which is getting merged with disney without a price hike) and amazon, which has the added benefit of free shipping. 45 bucks a month is the max I'll pay for tv content, so I am currently tapped out with just those three.

>paying for jewish propaganda

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>he pays 540 dolars a year to have propaganda projected into his brain
holy shit user

>zoomers pirate and read books as fucking pdf files
I hate you so much.

>he says on one of the most hivemind mentality boards on Yea Forums

absolutamente basado

EL AMERICANO SEÑORES

Living in a country where is no such a thing as a credit score so I don't fucking need credit card to farm it up since my birth. No niggers eather

Because it's based in truth

>zoomers pirate and read books
>zoomers
>read books

Fair.

AND SHE FELT SO EMPOWERED

Girlfriend just asked me if we could get amazon prime to watch one (1) show that she thought looked good. Just got hbo, Spotify premium and Hulu last week. I moved 500 miles to live in a shitty apartment with her aunt while we “save” to move into our own place while she sends money on bullshit like 30 dollars worth of fast food in one day.(breakfast and dinner)I’m honestly thinking bout dumping the stupid bitch and going back home. Thanks for reading my blog

>Thanks for reading my blog
You're welcome dump that bitch as soon as possible

Do the one month free trial, watch all of Justified and then cancel.

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>There is like 1-2 decent shows coming out per year
>Therefore, you should pay for subscription services
kek

>hey sweetie download this program called qbittorrent and then go to thepiratebay.org to download that show xoxoxoxo

plex + sonarr

Or I could pay nothing, watch what I want and then not cancel.

Have you considered the possibility you’re retarded?

...

>doesn't own any of the stuff you watch
>has no friends to worry about watching a wide variety of selections
>have to re sub again like a peasant to watch it again
what a genius plan

>She's never had a night of Plex and sex

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imagine paying for entertainment. literal cuck tier logic, even my dad who's a musician taught me how to torrent music when I was kid

>reading pdfs
Disgusting. You can download mobi files and read those on Kindle or even in an app if you aren't a total fucking savage.

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i pay for only 1 atm and thats HULU the $6/month option
sister pays for netflix and i just use her account

>subscribe to a subscription service for a month
>watch the show you want to watch
>subscribe to another the next month and watch something else
>repeat

i wonder what it is like to lack critical thinking skills

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this guy fucks and he's based

no, that does not make sense to buyfriends