I'm taking a girl to see the 4K restoration of this tomorrow night. What can I expect?

Why would you go out and see such a long, serious movie as a date?

honor is a male abstraction

this isn't a meme. this is reality.

shenanigans. lots and lots of shenanigans.

She's gonna play on her phone the whole time senpai, just don't let her bother you or make you leave early

Try not to waste your breath explaining 3 hours of kino to a roastie who can't even understand the concepts in the film and just wants a generic action flick

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what’s middle left? i know top is marienbad and la jette on the bottom

Don't expect sex

>anything but the original release
G A R B A G E

>roastie
>generic action flick
What? Dudes want generic action flicks, and have for 40 years.

She’s definitely gonna knock out and never talk to OP again

Women don't know what they want, you know that no woman will like or get Apocalypse Now. Best scenario she likes you enough to mirror what you like and feigns interest, if she does then you'll know she's into you.

OP never had a chance

Good luck explaining this scene and why you took her to see it

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Shit movie, kys nerd

Agreed.
Redux apologists are the worst.
>Muh french scene
>Muh more slapstick
>Muh 3 extra hours of pointless shit

By the time Willard meets Kurtz she'll be absolutely creaming for you. Good luck, user

This isn't the redux version. This is the final cut, so longer than the original but 15 minutes shorter than the redux version.

Her to be extracted by helicopter to get away from you.

she'll probably fall asleep

Does reading "Heart of Darkness" improve the experience of the film?

no its even more boring than the extended cut of the movie

chicks don't like boat movies

The same enthusiasm she'd have shown for literally any other movie. Do not ruin your experience and your chances of banging her by being a retard. Women can neither appreciate nor comprehend apocalypse now and other movies that have no romance subplot and constant exposition dumping

Found the roastie. Now fuck off

>neither appreciate nor comprehend
Bullshit meme opinion. Only bad thing I ever heard from women about that movie is that the redux drags way too much and is boring to tears.
Which is true.

Her to know nothing and to admire a bloated Brando's lazy performance

she'll be thinking about her cockateil.

You guys are absolute dumbasses. If you're chad enough in the girls eyes she literally will not care what piece of media you show her, if she is interested in you, she is interested in your taste. A woman likes to see what the man they like watches so she can gauge his interests and conform to them. Don't listen to them OP, she will love it even if she doesn't truly "like" the film.

Unless it focuses on expensive jewelery and the main character cucking her rich fiance with a badboy artist

so they cut the french again?

What are you doing why?

apocalypse now is memetic faggotry. it is not a good film. period. it only got so popular because of all the shitfest drama overshadowing the production

>DUDE MARLON EATS COCKROACHES AND WON'T COME OUT HE IS LEGIT INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE COLONEL KURTZ
>DUDE CHARLIE SHEEN GOT A HEART ATTACK SO RADICAL
>DUDE THEY LOST $10 MILLION PYROTECHNICS EFFECTS BECAUSE I WILL TRASH YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS AMATEUR DIDDLED WITH THE REMOTE
>DUDE COPPOLA IS CRYING AGAIN

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She does realize it’s a 3 hour movie right?

How does someone get a women interested in them?

My tastes is typical incel shit I guess so where does that leave me

Kino of the highest caliber
youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

I never understood why people like that movie. It is just an overly long string of events that goes nowhere. What was the point?

Fuck you, you lucky bastard. I wanna see it one the big screen, but live in Croatia so fuck my stupid ass because no such luck. Have a bitchin' time though.

OP here. She's completely aware of what it's about and how long it is but she still seemed eager to see it.

I don't get people like you that have nothing of worth to say and want everyone else to dumb it down for them. Give it some thought and really try to understand the movie, and if that doesn't work then just watch it again somewhere in the future. There's lots of things to analyze and think through in it, it's one of the reasons everyone is still talking about it 41 years later.

Thanks user. I'm really looking forward to seeing it on the big screen. It's got a Q&A with Coppola attached to it as well.

Good catch you got there.

Are you fucking serious, there's also a Q&A right after? Man, that just sounds incredible. I guess bluray will have to suffice until I start something going where I'm from.

Sorry you can't experience it in cinemas user, I'd totally take you if I could.

Don't get your hopes up, the only thing you'd be getting is a round on me. But I appreciate the sentiment, enjoy the experience!