Villain is evil because... he's evil

>see all these articles posted on Yea Forums about Hitler being a tranny, being a gay, dressing as a woman, etc
>they're all written by people with last names that end in "stein, berg or mann"
>these are the same people that claim being a tranny, being a gay, or dressing as a woman is totally fine to do
Do they not see the hypocrisy here or what?

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How is he evil? He HAS to go full force, if he dies we're all doomed. If anything he's the hero of the story

Do you not see the real play? They like x but they know that you hate x and love y. They tell you that x=y to make you hate what you love so that everyone ends up hating what they hate. Does it have holes? Yes, it does but that's what makes it a trick.

See I get that, what I don't get is jews thinking most people that are "redpilled" also not being able to see through their transparent bullshit.

Not all of them are masterminds. There are also the low hanging fruits that fail miserably and end up as pic relateds in /pol/bait threads.

I'm also a low hanging fruit.

hanging from the ceiling maybe

Dunno. I feel like jumping off a high building is preferable. You get one last adrenaline rush, die instantly, and get to give a good show.

Ruining other people's day sounds like a bit of a dick move if you're so fucked that you want to die
Just go out into the woods and give yourself a painless death with a 12 gauge

Redlettermedia's
Jay Bauman looks like THAT!?

Read a book on writing plays and scripts etc. That said to write a good villain you have to realise he doesn't think he's the villain

this video was so fucking amazing, honestly
and that guy, hes an actual fucking nutcase

Jumping from tall building or bridge isn't guaranteed death, you might as well only break your legs or rupture internal organs and die painfully.

>crossdressers are degenerates!
>nazis often crossdressed
>n-no it doesn't count they were based and dindunuffin
Do they not see the hypocrisy here or what?

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Who is the villain in Dragon Age Origins?
The archdemon and the Darkspawn horde seem to be mindless and acting on instinct, so they would be mid tier. And Loghain fits the great tier, since he really doesn't like doing bad things but does them because they're necessary and he did nothing wrong

What if I do a backflip?
Not if it's really tall and I go head first.

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>good is one letter away from god
>evil is one letter away from devil

hi Harold

hello dwayne

One could argue that even the archdemon did nothing wrong since the blight is a direct consequence of man's hubris and quite possibly a divine punishment.
I hated Loghain as much as the next guy but Alistair was a bitch in the Landsmeet. Like go fuck yourself dude, we need more Grey Wardens and I wanna breed Anora.

Morrigan and Flemeth are the real villains

>"It's not wise to piss off a drunk old Jedi."

Agreed. Fuck the gypsie gods.

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>Morrigan and Flemeth
Morrigan is an ally during the game (only in the Witch Hunt DLC she can be considered bad, and that depends on the player) and Flemeth assists the main characters, so they're not the villains of DAO. They were written though to be long term villains for DA2 and Inquisition, but they're never on the opposite end, only Flemeth is a bit sketchy in DAI before she gets killed.
Even if Flemeth was to be considered the villain, she fits the high tier since she only wants to fuck things up out of vengeance, like that bald fuck Solas.
God, I hate elves so much

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I should play Inquisition, even if it has 15 hours of story content and 80 hours of gated content.

It's not so bad, though it's the only Dragon Age I've only beaten once. When it came out, it was near unplayable but the updates added a lot of stuff and made it an okay game. Still, having to get the true ending from a DLC is extremely cheap, even for EA/Bioware.
Play it at least once but pirate it.

I played Origins like 3 times, never branched much but every run it was entertaining, I will skip second one because nothing happens.
Yeah I wasn't planning on buying it.

>I will skip second one because nothing happens.
DA:I happens

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But it's mostly irrelevant, no? If I read wiki I should be fine, or how much important playing 2nd one is?

I may have beaten Origins 6 times or so and still play it every now and then. DA2 is okay too and more laid back, it's a neat little story, relaxed and shorter. I would tell you to play it too at least once, with the DLC, because it's important for Inquisition.
The only one worth paying for is Origins though.

I have Origins on Origin, never played Awakening though. Think I had the DLCs too but apart of the Golem one I didn't play them.

>Kira great tier
Fuck off, he's a psychopath that gets boners from chopping people's hands
Shit list

>see obvious jokes on Yea Forums
>still fall for the bait
kek

It's mostly contained. Important things are the introduction of Cassandra and Varric and that faggot Anders going full allah ackbar on a temple and kickstarting the templar-mage war. Basically, half the shit you fix in DA:I comes back to Anders.. Also, Hawke appears in DA:I.

>never played Awakening
You should. It has a couple small things that tie in Origins and DA2. And 2 has things that tie in 2 with Inquisition like says, so you should play it too
>forgetting about that DA2's DLC that introduces Corypheus

When are they gonna make a movie about his duel in the middle of Arizona?