Just watched this on recommendation of Yea Forums

>rewatching floplita

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Worth no more, no less

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Why does this movie make Yea Forums seethe so much? It's a fun movie, there is literally nothing about it to hate

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Even he chose to have sex instead of beeing superhuman virgin.

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

I guess you enjoy capeshit too?

Because it was forced as fuck so everyone starts to hate this movie and their fanbase.

>Just turn of your brain bro!
It's the movie equivalent of a bigmac

STFU OP and buy those Blurays baby!

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Everybody loved this movie until a few months ago when the anti-shilling began.

>imagine feeling the urge to come to Yea Forums after watching a movie to tell everybody how it sucked

You must be the funniest person amongst your friends.

it was so bad. everything was bad.
they could have changed nothing except exaggerating the delivery of lines and it could have been a parody.
it was like talking to a retard that repeats everything you say. you know exactly what they're going to say/do next, and they're not trying to make fun of you by echoing you, they're just too dumb to know any better.
>also
nondescript pseudo-fighting sports are the jet skis of sci-fi.

Yea Forums hates everything that gains a following.

I saw it the movie with my pals and we all gave it a 6-7/10. There’s nothing ground breaking about it but we didn’t think it sucked. It did feel like a Disney channel movie initially though.

Again, why does this make you seethe this much?

Well, I enjoy Iron Man 1, GotG, Thor Ragnarok and Infinity War. The others were either mediocre or kinda bad

Imagine being such an incel that you have to defend your make believe waifu on a vietnamese basket weaving forum

>how can incels get attracted to a hunk of metal?
Its a mental illness. Note that they have little regard or interest to the actress that played Alita. They prefer the fake anime CGI character.

>Lol bro! Brain off!

Well that settles it.

I said nothing to defend the movie and still you are angry for no reason.
Thanks for proving my point.

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Have fun with your mental illness, buddy

at least our fans are based and talented unlike the hordes of cock guzzling faggots in this place who only know how to criticize and can't appreciate what the movie does well

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>Aw shit I got roasted I must say something
>aahhhh...you are autistic!!

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If the shoe fits..

Again, why does this make you seethe this much?

I also watched this movie, because it was so frequently posted here. Hated it.

The next day, a rather disgusting, fat, and unpleasant individual I have to deal with semi-regularly asks me if I see it. Tell him my opinion, and he is visibly shook.

Ask why he loves it so much, and he says "I like it because of the manga".

I say, "Oh, is the manga good?"

>"I don't know, I haven't read it."

>t.

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Mary Sue character fights her way to stop oppressive evil futuristic society, the end.

>tfw no Alita gf

>Why does this movie make Yea Forums seethe so much?
It only makes the roastie infiltrators seethe.

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Why do you suppose that all these posters have been me, OP?

samefag

I suppose it strikes a chord in manchildren. Probably because of some combination of power fantasy and non-threatening qt3.14.

Again, why does this make you seethe this much? Just answer the fucking question, cunt

Not even close, I'm only 2 of those

Nice wojak bud
and don't forget to swallow

Go back, normie

G

Sure

Really? Noone can give me a detailed explanation of why this movie is good?
All I've seen so far is
>Is gud
and
>Alita a cute

Dude, this movie is shit and was liked because it's 3d anime. After hype is over no one fan could be seen, it was forgetable as fuck.

In all honesty I'm neither obsessed or seething, but you can't start a discussion on Yea Forums without either flinging shit or posting cunny.

I'm just genuinely curious why this movie got shilled so hard, when it's nothing more then a sub-par CGI actionfest much like infinity war and endgame.

They can't because it has no redeeming qualities except some reasonably decent CGI.
Even said, that cgi is highly flawed with an unconvincing and poorly casted lead character and truly cringe inducing dialogue and action sequences.
They just think the cg girl is cute, that is all.

It has a cute girl brutally murdering people (including niggers) and is related to Cameron. Honestly you'd have to be retarded to not understand why right wingers would enjoy it and shill for it.

Actually a terrible movie. No wonder jim cameron handed this off to his D team. Truly awful.

Nothing was brutal, it was just a bunch of robots punching eachother like any run-of-the-mill PG-13 flick

They can't.

What happened to your #782 general?

CHUBBY CHEEKS ALITA GOOD

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I like terrible crap on the off chance it's good.
Stop being a downing dylan Hutchison
OK Coffs south bp

Breh, she cuts off a guys face.

>Rated PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi violence and action, and for some language

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She herself was cut to pieces, don't tell me that wasn't brutal.

CUTE!

Robot loses her robot bits, big woop.
Maybe PG-13 is too hardcore for you, pal.

Ed G.

Alright, I liked it because it had a engaging plot, fun action scenes and some great visuals.
It's no masterpiece but it's certainly not a piece of shit.

Looking forward to the sequel and seeing the world expanded on. It's going to be particularly good when we get to Mars, where Alita's people are still thriving.
And the massive revelation for Tiphares yet to come...

>Looking forward to the sequel
LMAO

Yeah, they get away with pg13 because they are robots. But robots couldn't get a brutal fight? They shreading each other to pieces but because they are robots it's not brutal at all or what?

Things I liked about Alita:
She cute
Unique setting
Dead niggers
Jennifer Connelly
Burritos
Alita heeming everything in sight

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Yes? Most people will be excited for a sequel if the first movie was objectively good, which is the case here.

>was objectively good
KEK

someone take this lost child back to the meme zone please
adults are discussing kino

I liked it when Alita let that giant motorballer get crushed by the trash compactor and he was begging for mercy.

Alitafags are mentally ill

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It's literally a marvel-tier piece of shit. Maybe not even on par with marvel becuase the plot and mary sue MC comes from hunger games and divergent movies, a stupid flicks for teenagers.

>objectively good
Ok, buddy

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Learn English or leave, you ESL faggot.

Don't you have blurays to buy?

it was another bad Robert Rodriguez movie he's fucking awful I thought maybe this wouldn't be but yeah it was

>citing (((rotten tomatoes))), the site that suppresses user reviews and inflates ratings for nigger movies
Cringe.

>83 posts
>23 posters
Yup, that's a general.

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>Trying to make hundreds of different opinions into one objective scale
Rottentomato scores literally mean nothing

wheew, what a masterpiece

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kino

see

>Alita is objectively good
>Noooo! You can't aggregate reviews into a single objective scale!!

>Alitafams are mentally ill

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ITT we all pretend it wasn't the kinoest shit since 1999

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Opiniated reviews aren't a objective way of telling quality. A critic simply needs to say if he liked it and why
Alita had an objectively good script with minimal plotholes, objectively good editing, etc

It was just as kino as the latest marvelshit

>I will ignore the consensus! Alita is gud!
Imagine being this delusional

No matter how much you tell yourself this, it will never be true. Alita beats marvelshit by a mile

REMINDER: The only review that matters is Armond White's. Since he has not reviewed Alita, we don't actually know if the film is good or bad.

What makes the shitty CGI in Alita better then the shitty CGI in endgame?

You're a nigger cattle NPC.

>CGI is the only thing that matters
True pleb

Because it looks less shitty than the shitty CGI in capeshit.

>It is objectively good because of my personal opinion!

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Script isn't good at all, dialogues are awful and story can't focus on something not even on one second, movie is rushed until the end.

It's the only thing that stands out in Alita, so yes, in this case it's the only thing that matters

Fuck Alita and fuck anime. And fuck people who think anime crosses over successfully into anything other than their short, 15 minute at a time, ADHD-catering dumpster fire of a medium. If they had to watch an actual movie they would fall asleep and drool all over their cum-crusted ahegao body pillow.

For me it's RLM review.

Rewatch it user

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It doesn't end there, friend. This loser spent $324 for his shitty waifumovie

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>Hating anime on an anime discussion forum

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Cease your HRT, get good with God and start lifting. It's not too late to be saved.

No, it literally doesn't
>The script is bad because of my personal opinion
Great post retard

Please spare us your ESL ramblings and kill yourself.

Coping westerner mad that based Anime doesn't need a reddit quip every 10 seconds to keep it's audience engaged.

Great counterargument, really got me btfo'd

Can someone crop pic related to bring out the Vermeer vibe

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Great counterargument, really got me btfo'd

We will not stand by in the presence of the OP's faggotry.

Don't you have some more Alita blurays to buy, incel?

Great counterargument, really got me btfo'd

>thinking that RT ratings are objective

consider chugging bleach

Go easy on him, guys.

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Eternally BTFO'd

ULTRA KINO

See
and get btfo'd

Is he /ourkinoguybased/?
mobile.twitter.com/JimCameron/status/1093554990373687297

See:
Every other review is written for trannies.

Game recognize game

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I wouldn't be surprised if it got a sequel desu

watched it this weekend
was good till the ending
what a fucking anti-climatic end

FUCK
FFFFUUUCCCKKKK

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comicbook.com/dc/2017/09/11/nic-cage-says-superman-lives-best-superman-movies/
The climax is in your head desu

"Night time. Waning gibbous moon glaring through openings in heavy cloud coverage. In step with the moving shadows, two agile humanoid cyborgs with faces and bodies styled after Jennifer Connelly and Christoph Waltz are running into a lake containing a half-submerged, overgrown alien craft."

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