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Crapmeme edition

SF: Carlos Rodon dominates in victory over Guardians
DET: Tigers place Casey Mize (elbow) on 10-day IL
CIN: Tommy Pham (hand) returns to Reds lineup on Friday
HOU: Astros place Yordan Alvarez (illness) on IL Friday
MIN: Byron Buxton undergoing MRI on injured right knee
SD: C.J. Abrams starts in right field on Friday night
NYM: Francisco Lindor homers twice in Mets' victory
DET: Robbie Grossman (groin) misses third straight game
CWS: Eloy Jimenez (ankle) returns to White Sox lineup
SF: Brandon Crawford (wrist) back in Giants' lineup

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>stankees

KWAB team

>chapmeme
the pain reminds me that I am alive

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chapman is now mentally destroyed
someone put him on suicide watch or hide all his liqour

>lose to a team that spends as much money on their entire payroll as you do for a single player

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AWWWWW FUCK IT
METSCHADS GET IN HERE
EARLY SUBWAY SERIES SWEEP CELEBRATION

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start spreadin' da lose

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I dont think urias knows much english

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Keep him away from firearms and women tonight

CHAPBROS WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR FASTBALL?

>Anthony Bemboom

>stinkees

anglels desu senpai

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doyers

Did anyone else see Chapman break down trying to listen for the pitch call? We can all agree how fucking ridiculous that is right? Is this really what baseball has come to?

CHAPMAN BLEW IT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
THEYRE NOT GONNA
BEE PROUD OF IT
POO YORK

When is the last time the Mets made the playoffs and the Yankees didn't?

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Our berds won

how many rings stankees?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For me, it’s anyone but the Jew York Bankees

they run new york now

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Angel bros we are looking good.

BIRDS WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

My ass really stinks right now
I need a shower

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youre playing the rangers lil bro

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BTFO

doyers

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>fathers

Reminder Walsh took chapmeme’s soul last year

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stinkees really lost to a roster that cost less then a single player on their squad

Angels are morally .558

The Yankees entire pitching staff were massive sticky stuff abusers

?

kek

I'll abuse your sticky stuff.

Cole and Chapman are liablities now, they are nothing without spider tack

That’s illegal bro

thank god, take all the casual flip-floppers over to Citi.

>R O X
>O
>X

perfect games are actually bad and selfish, you see.

t. Roberts

God, I miss Mo right now.

I keep forgetting nintendo is based in wshington

they actually used to have majority ownership of the mariners. outside of the novelty of nintendo stuff at safeco field, their ownership was total garbage and is the main reason why the mariners stagnated so hard the last 20 years. so glad they are gone now

their pitching is great, their hitting is inept

just heard about chapy..

sorry nyybros

Based Iggy
gg rags

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To be fair, if they didn't own the mariners the mariners would be in a different city. I'd rather have a bad team than no team.

Was this, dare i say, a Maddon Masterclass?

Being an Angel fan is so weird.
A constant feeling of "we are fucked" to "we are so good"

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But but but I could order hot dogs with my 3DS!!

do people unironically think the cubs are good this year?

Ay

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They're better than last year but it's still way too early

for me, it was the gamecube kiosks in left field

We are good

Whaaaa? They were pretty good owners the first decade, but yah obviously more of an absentee thing. They still own a 10% minority share.

Ohtani and/or Angels haters got quiet

Mextani bro???????????

>cusb

Is the slider like THE pitch in MLB? I feel like it's the most commonly used pitch, even more than fastball for many pitchers.

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don't care about how bad the team was, it was fucking cool as a kid going to the mariners game seeing nintendo stuff

KINLEY

Abreu is shitting the bed in spectacular fashion

Miss Frenchie

>we

>a literal who is doing literal who things
wow

watch out for the tigers, 4-4 and trending up. pretty good

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Blessed are the stoveminders for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Same with The Angels

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>Rags open the roof to cheese some runs
>forget to close it
Oh no no no

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