Mariners VS. Astros : Ichiro Edition

we haven't lost a home opener since 2016, let's keep it going

yeah, im thinking this is our year.

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yeah
go m's

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RUN

>the absolute state of the asstros

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moar

feels good to be out of those shithole midwestern dumps and playing in good weather

>bases loaded for the sucking black hole of geno and kelenic
don't do this don't give me hope

I can see this pitcher walking him, but he will probably swing at shit anyways

Kelenic will deliver

goddamnit kelenic

>risp
not again

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haha at least we got on the board lol...

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Fucking hell, so many runners left on base

Why can't this team develop hitters? They seem to make pitchers better, but hitters just don't hit outside of guys they traded for.

the main organizers of the club are a former relief pitcher and a former catcher. Neither of them understand hitting very well

At least Marco looks better.

JULIOOOOOOO

noice

:(

Well the M's already look infinitely better.

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its amazing what not playing in freezing temps and rain will do for your team

Oh boy here we go

Pheeeeeeeeeew

Also a shortened spring training.

why aren't they wearing masks? is covid over?

dont derail our comfy thread you fucking polfaggot

I hope dsp is aware that they are giving away a mariners vest

surely kelenic wont go 0-4 again at home right

god dammit

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luv small ball
'ate hero ball

can our offense be like this all the time?

Odorizzi is garbage. Still wondering why the astros are putting him instead of Javier.

we take those

right into the kelenic zone

>that closeup on kelenic's face when he shouted FUCK

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him and france are both about to but at least kelenic took a walk

GOD DAMN MARINE LAYER

oh god thank you marine layer

marco is absolutely crushing it today

Glad Marco bounced back. Thought he'd get rocked this start.

this is the Marco way. Now that he's been thoroughly assraped he'll give you 3-4 1 run games and then blow up again right when you've gotten used to it

At least he made contact

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Sooooooooo did Seiya not want to come here or what? I wouldn't mind having him and not bothering with Winker. Let Haniger DH.

Cubs haven't had a history of good japanese players, if you want attention you go there instead of the place that already has a HOFer named Suzuki

yeah, im thinking we're back

good to be back

fucking christ is this what it's like to watch good offense? I never want to go back

BREAK THEM

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Brehs

That sucks. I just want another Japanese superstar. It was really fun when Ichiro first came here. There's like Japanese banners and fans all over the place.

His production is gonna pick up real soon. He's just not used to major league breaking balls yet

He's also getting of at making funny faces so I'm going to have lots of screenshots of him.