1st inning
Mariners VS. Astros : Ichiro Edition
i love that the altuve boos will never end
Does this count as being a full kit wanker?
its absolutely deserved too, thats the best part
got em
Marco is on one right now. So naturally our offense will get nothing going
its our opener, at least have a little optimism. the pain comes later
Let's score some fucking runs
cam on mariners
One hit pls.
we haven't lost a home opener since 2016, let's keep it going
yeah, im thinking this is our year.
yeah
go m's
RUN
>the absolute state of the asstros
moar
feels good to be out of those shithole midwestern dumps and playing in good weather
>bases loaded for the sucking black hole of geno and kelenic
don't do this don't give me hope
I can see this pitcher walking him, but he will probably swing at shit anyways
Kelenic will deliver
goddamnit kelenic
>risp
not again
haha at least we got on the board lol...
Fucking hell, so many runners left on base
Why can't this team develop hitters? They seem to make pitchers better, but hitters just don't hit outside of guys they traded for.
the main organizers of the club are a former relief pitcher and a former catcher. Neither of them understand hitting very well
At least Marco looks better.
JULIOOOOOOO
noice
:(
Well the M's already look infinitely better.
its amazing what not playing in freezing temps and rain will do for your team
Oh boy here we go
Pheeeeeeeeeew
Also a shortened spring training.
why aren't they wearing masks? is covid over?
dont derail our comfy thread you fucking polfaggot
I hope dsp is aware that they are giving away a mariners vest
surely kelenic wont go 0-4 again at home right
god dammit
luv small ball
'ate hero ball
can our offense be like this all the time?
Odorizzi is garbage. Still wondering why the astros are putting him instead of Javier.
we take those
right into the kelenic zone
>that closeup on kelenic's face when he shouted FUCK
him and france are both about to but at least kelenic took a walk
GOD DAMN MARINE LAYER
oh god thank you marine layer
marco is absolutely crushing it today
Glad Marco bounced back. Thought he'd get rocked this start.
this is the Marco way. Now that he's been thoroughly assraped he'll give you 3-4 1 run games and then blow up again right when you've gotten used to it
At least he made contact
Sooooooooo did Seiya not want to come here or what? I wouldn't mind having him and not bothering with Winker. Let Haniger DH.
Cubs haven't had a history of good japanese players, if you want attention you go there instead of the place that already has a HOFer named Suzuki
yeah, im thinking we're back
good to be back
fucking christ is this what it's like to watch good offense? I never want to go back
BREAK THEM
Brehs
That sucks. I just want another Japanese superstar. It was really fun when Ichiro first came here. There's like Japanese banners and fans all over the place.
His production is gonna pick up real soon. He's just not used to major league breaking balls yet
He's also getting of at making funny faces so I'm going to have lots of screenshots of him.