I will never have a gf

Accidentally hooked up with the girl I rebounded with when me and my girlfriend were on a break last night. Went home around 11, showered, my gf came over and we had really rough sex.

Being a normie is fun but not mindblowing ir anything.

sour grapes

im a piece of shit

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I will never be a gf (male)

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that hasn't stopped other pieces of shit from getting gf's
have you tried asking a girl out?

Man if I was full on gay. I'd be getting laid almost 24/7, men always come on to me, and the crippling lonliness is starting to take my sanity. Maybe I should install Grindr just to see what all the fuzz is about. I just wanna feel like I matter to someone, I don' really care if they're male or female anymore. Is there an app for guys who are into traps? I think I could bring myself to fuck a passing trap if her dick is still intact

yes, and i have failed many times, or i end up getting friendzoned. I have incredible bad luck when it comes to this.

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t. virgin

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oh, that's a shame
at least you're trying though

I literally had a lucid dream last night that I had a black gf.
I was so happy, we just talked and gave each other company, it wasn't even sexual.
Then I woke up and I was so fucking pissed I decided to not go to work.
Fuck reality.

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>tfw no ginger gf

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Same here. I never had unpaid sex. Finally, I took the Black Pill and accepted my fate as a bald manlet. It's over, boyos. Shit, it never began.

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

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Well at least you recognize you yourself are the problem and it's not "All women are roasties and it's all the fault of Jews/Niggers/Feminists/SJWs or whatever else"

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I played football all up to high school, I was friends with most of the chads, and had several at least acceptable girls blatantly interested in me. I was just too much of a sperg to reciprocate.

When I was 15 watching porn and playing videogames I still had sex and no I wasn't attractive.

That was just the norm in the emo age. Me playing Kingdom Hearts and watching Bleach was enough to belong to the group and get my complementary emo gf, which we all shared with each other.

I feel extremely bad for zoomers because your generation is sexless as fuck. At least us millenials didn't give a shit just played games and fucked whenever the fuck we wanted.

Meanwhile you need to make up all sorts of excuses like "I'm unattractive" like some sort of beta instead of grabbing life by the balls.

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>tfw gf dream, wholesome af, finally feel good about myself for once
>wake up hugging pillow
>start crying
>spend the whole day feeling empty from something that wasn't even real

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I think most of us recognize that.
I realize I have a mental health problem.
I'm not depressed or autistic or schizo but I always think far worse of myself than others seem to.
People have said I'm attractive but I take it as patronizing.
I work out every day but feel like I'm still weak.
I have been flirted with, and always assume I'm imagining it at the time.
My self-worth issues are 100% a problem with me, not the outside world.
But even recognizing it's all in my head, even realizing I could just step out of my comfort zone and be a normalfag, I still can't make myself do it.

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Who cares? Grow up anons

Ok virgin

Oh shut the fuck up already! Gfs are so overrated. They're messy, emotional, needy creatures. Yeah they're fun at first but the fun wears off quick. Stop being a faggot and work on yourself.

>ITS OVER
i-is this true?

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If you're single you're either:
1. Talking to someone you like
2. Stuck on an ex
3. Chasing someone who's taken
4. Ignoring someone who wants you

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actually life is about improving yourself and finding purpose and then having kids and instilling in them the values that brought you success.

or you can just feel sad for yourself cause highschool wasn't that great and keep being a loser for eternity

The only question is, why do I feel joy when i think about what a loser i am and that im a failure...

Is this The Smiths thread?

Why make this without a background? It looks weird.

>You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life.

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All 4

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>wanting a gf
Just pump and dump, leave relationships to the betas. Women are only good for sex anyway

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Cribye, just accept that you missed out on the best thing life has to offer and you’ll be mentally scarred for the rest of your life as a result

I tried my best.

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>read this
>go on omegle
>forgot that I’m autistic and can’t even have anonymous text conversations with people without feeling social anxiety

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just have sex bro

just like that ha ha

He was literally a chad though. Read Temple of the Golden Pavillion for some jap incel kino

5. Ugly
6. Fat
7. Poor

if you're going to do that you may as well masturbate at home
>still feels good
>don't want it anymore after you finish
>get to maintain self-respect
>free
>takes less time because you don't have to go anywhere
>can listen to whatever music you want while doing it
>can eat while doing it
>more time for shitposting

>tfw good looking enough to have girls stare at you longingly
>but too much of a little beta bitch to actually go up to them
What the fuck would I even say? I'm shit at making conversation unless it's about anime/gaming etc. And that isn't exactly something you bring up at a party.

shut the fuck up, faggot

I have had multiple girls outright confessing to me and I never went throught because I was too much of a sperg
Now I spend my paychecks on asian prostitutes

>ywn be that cat

Why even live

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That's not a mental illness that's just being a beta. Grow up and force yourself out of your comfort zone. Stop being a baby. Everyone has had these feelings growing up but you have to get over it sometime.

There are ugly, fat and poor girls out there looking for a boyfriend RIGHT NOW

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s-sauce?

>What the fuck would I even say?
my biggest problem.
I feel like I'm boring so I try to make pedestrian normalfag conversation and end up even more boring.

Boyfriends and girlfriends are both endless fun! Just follow your heart.

>Bane?
Boards compromised, be careful out there boys

>"just be yourself"
>"just lift"
>"just lower your standards"
>"just take vitamin D"

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>Ugly
Subjective and people have varying tastes
>fat
you can change this so this is on you
>poor
you can change this so this is on you

>gets to maintain respect
What makes you think men who’ve had lots of sexual partners don’t get respect? Guys who fucked around a lot indicates that they have game and are good in bed. You think a woman wants some beta instead of a pussy slaying chad?

None of them look like alice and that is the problem

Wow she is crazy drugged out. Not attractive.

thank you for the recommendation. I'll check it out

I can be your bf.

Sex is overrated, don't base your life on it because the desperation will be noticeable

literally me, 5 mins of conversation and the girl already has that "get me the fuck out off here" face. they don't think i notice but i do, which is when i just make an excuse and bounce

why not just plow some ugly women until you gain some confidence in yourself? there are women out there that just want to get laid too. get on some dating apps and be up front about what you want

No, she's just kind of a giggly tard.

I said self-respect, way to greentext a misquote.
I don't care if other people respect slutty guys, I don't.
I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing I had casual sex.
Even if literally no one else cares, I honestly don't give a fuck.
The way I live my life is all that matters.

>tfw had extreme cystic acne from 14 to 18
>SORRY IDIOT YOUR LIFE IS OVER LOL SHOULDVE TRIED HARDER

this is why shootings happen

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What about sex?

There's only one type of girl I can talk to, unless they're basically femanons I have no idea how to keep the conversation going. It's surprising even how easy it is to talk to them. I wonder if this is what chad feels when he scores a normie bitch with normie pick up lines

I have crazy bags under my eyes like that, how to get rid of

Alice doesn't like it when people call her "perfect".
>Sweetness, I have stretchmarks all over my ass because it got super big when I was at college, there are entire forums talking about how weird my belly button is. I couldn't afford braces so my teeth are crooked and I have big feet.
>There are days when I don’t post because I have spent 20 mins trying to take one photo that I like, and couldn't. Be fully aware that I have days when I have a giant zit on my nose, when my hair is knotty and greasy, and when none of my clothing looks right on my body for some reason.

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Okay I was thrown off by her eyes but as long as she's not using drugs then I wouldn't mind trading places with the catto and nibbling on her

sometimes it's genetics, man. if your sleeping habits are good and you aren't doing drugs and drinking a lot that's probably it

>I have stretchmarks all over my ass
you mean like literally every woman ever?

I dont think you can

Why does this post sting so bad bros?

Once you fall in love with woman, more often than not (whoever you are 'chad' or not), these notions of self respect become blurry. You tend to do many things out of love, including losing your dignity.

Okay my dudes I'm going to give you the grand tip that everyone always seem to forget is the most important step to getting a GF.

Attractive, Rich, Buff. All of these are memes that only add slightly to your chances but if you aren't taking any shots then improving your chances does nothing.

No what people here need to learn is to build SOCIAL CIRCLES. Have female friends. If anything try to get friendzoned.

Women have about 70% female friends and 30% male friends. This means when she throws a house party or social event and you get invited the people there will be heavily skewed towards the female gender. She will also have female friends that are just like most guys and only have 100% female friends themselves. They are most likely relatively lonely as they work in a feminine field with only female colleagues and she doesn't leave the house a lot except to hang out with her female friends.

These are the girls that get flabbergasted when you give them some attention.

This is how the vast majority of normalfags including me got their girlfriends. Not through bars. Not through all your incel fantasies of being some greek god chad that had women approach him on the streets. Not even through apps like tinder or internet dating in general.

In reality most people meet each other through mutual friends and social circles. Hell most of my friends see people that use Tinder as losers that can't get laid IRL so they have to resort to apps.

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>big feet

this is a problem for some people?

“Self improvement” is literally the most cringe fad on the internet right now, and the fact that it’s becoming so ubiquitous is also proof that society is absolute dogshit. “Just literally make yourself perfect if you want a chance with women, brah!” How about go fuck yourself? My grandma and grandpa have been married over 60 years, happily, my grandpa didn’t need to fucking stick needles in his ass in order for a girl to finally decide to swipe his little dating profile card to the right. He didn’t need to have extreme levels of education because women all had masters degrees (in absolute useless horseshit) and refused to date anyone with lower levels of education than them. He didn’t need to do all of this fucking horseshit in order to win the prize of some fat fuck dumbfuck whore who is zombied out on anti-depressants and Instagram validation 19 hours a day (yes, 19, she sleeps for 5 hours and then has a caffeine addiction thanks to Starbucks which is now a status symbol among women).

So fuck you and your “self improvement”, fuck your “cold showers”, your “no fap”, your latest “supplement stack” that will totally cure your existential dread, and FUCK YOU.

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But I experienced this AND played video games and watched lots of porn during high school

sleep 8 hours per night

Good attitude, you should only ever live your life for you. It's the clear road to happiness.

Stretch marks and cellulite are another example of womens conspiracy against themselves.
No dude ever cares about that shit.

I mean, she drank a lot of Redbull and did all-nighter cam shows, but she never seemed actually high.

I need to find a new camwhore that's not been retired for 3 years to pornfu.

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Only low quality males need constant affirmation from a fem*id. The greatest men have always led celibate lives, their mothers the only important women in their lives. Stop thinking about sex, incel !

so this girl that used to bully me in high school got pregnant and she wants me to be the father, what do?

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you don't need a gf to have sex, and sex is overrated anyway.

Both are equally bad in different ways. And your version only if you end up "losing it" permanently.

incels won't like it, but this is the truth

Males also do conspiracy against themselves. Balding or length is barely a factor for women yet guys obsess over that shit and give up on life due to it.

ive seen that anime before

>you will never waste your time on a being that wants to do shallow shit constantly
Sounds based OP.
Look how many girls gladly hang out with rich criminal assholes. Girls are shallow pieces of shit who shouldn't be in charge of anything.
That's a big reason the USA is faltering. Human Resources. Women managers. Affirmative action. Fucking gay ass country.
The USA is completely divided into a thousand pieces.

>incels won't like it,
That's the kind of shit incels post all day

according to some people on Yea Forums, these feet are too big

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Point and laugh at her pathetic existence.

>t. incel

Half the shit women do is complete lunacy.
Eye-brow stuff if the biggest one for me.
Women do so much shit with their brows, they draw over them, shave them, redraw them, pluck them, they have this idea that people give a fuck about their eyebrows.
Has any guy, in the history of ever, ever looked at a girl and said "damn she's so fucking hot but urgh those damn natural eyebrows yeesh"?
Most of the time anything to do with eyebrows makes it look worse, even if a girl has naturally unusual eyebrows they often times just give her character and look cute.

Oh completely, I wasnt saying guys dont do the same shit. So many of the reasons people hate themselves are fucking memes.

I'm bald, short, unemployed and have a small penis. Yet I've had 8 sexual partners before the age of 25.

Incels literally don't exist. If you are a virgin in 2019 it's because of your own passivity and because you don't leave your house. All self-proclaimed incels should just kill themselves. How are you going to succeed in life if you can't even get laid. It's not like sex is hard to get even if you are ugly like me.

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BASED

s-sauce ?

>feet too big
no such thing

That post is literally the incel worldview.

post height and jaw

Will try this, thanks!

I think black guys have the right idea when they impregnate a woman and run away.

while those are bigger than what i would have expected from a girl like her, who gives a shit. any more???

while I won't deny that looks matter, the most important part is confidence. I've seen my fat average looking friend pull chicks waaay above his level, just because he's a confident outgoing guy

>tfw finding qt gf despite being a 26 year old kissless virgin

Don’t give up Yea Forums, you can do it!

How does this picture make you feel?

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>tfw no teenage gf who let's you massage her feet

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My girl has red hair and her eyebrows are almost not there unless she puts makeup on them. She doesnt do that stupid thin line shit, though, she just uses it to fill in her actual eyebrows and darken them to pop.

But now shes talking about.. microblading or some shit which is like a $300 tattoo of eyebrows that women are doing now. All the after pics look worse. I told her fuck no.

They tell us to improve ourselves when, if you look objectively at society, a lot of the dudes with girlfriends have clearly not improved themselves to that same level. There's something intangibly unattractive about us. Maybe we're boring, maybe we're ugly, maybe we're autistic, but whatever it is, it can't be fixed by just "improving ourselves". The bluepilled fucks who propagate this shit are literally invoking bootstrap theory, which they denounce like it's the devil in the context of capitalism and earning money.

>Muh shower
Oh yeah sorry, I'll go take a shower, you're right.

>On that day, user discovered his big foot fetish

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is it the pic related

See

based

Is this sarcasm?

I sure hope she doesn't dump you because of your inexperience, caue that's what mine did as soon as she noticed I couldn't keep up

brutal

for how long have you been dating?

cope

That's how I know that those kind of posts are what you read on incels forum on the daily

redpilled

Is there a GoFundMe page or something where we can donate to the hard-working mods of Yea Forums to show our appreciation for the great job they are doing?
Seriously, mods. You guys are killing it. True professionals.

>tfw don't like being in relationships
>start fucking a girl with no intention of being in a relationship with her
>get drunk
>end up getting into a relationship while in my drunken state

every time. I just wanna be single bros.

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>There's something intangibly unattractive about us. Maybe we're boring, maybe we're ugly, maybe we're autistic, but whatever it is,
I know what it is. It's the fact that none of you guys ever leave your house and the only thing you do is fantasize about your social life instead of actually participating in society.

Of course you won't have a girlfriend if you never come into contact with potential partners. It's a numbers game after all.

Ask this to yourself. With how many unrelated women have you even spoken one-on-one in your life? If the answer is below 100 then you haven't even participated in life. So how do you expect to get a girlfriend?

Alternative way to look at it is how many male friends do you have? Probably only a couple. Yet you've spoken with 1000s of dudes in your life. But somehow you expect to have a girlfriend without speaking to a similar number of them?

THINK YOU PEOPLE, THINK!!!!

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Cope

Ross?

Its literally incel cope, though. High school is an extremely tiny part of your life even by the time you're 21 or so. That while line if thinking is just incels looking for an excuse to not improve their autistic antisocial behavior.

You know what to do, user. It's time to step up and be a man

I always imagine people who believe self-improvement is a meme are angry failed individuals.

You can't say things like exercise, no fap, healthy diet, socializing, experimentation and exploration are a joke and expect to be taken seriously. These things are not easy to do properly and even harder to stick with once you get into it. Many people try and many people fail that's perfectly normal the key is not to allow the emotional effect of your failure to control you, get back up, and get to work again with an even better approach. Failure is incredibly valuable when you learn about yourself from it.

The first thing to remember is you're living for yourself and doing these things for yourself. If you're doing something you better yourself to gain approval from others you've already sabotaged yourself and are guaranteed to fail.

Nope this is wrong. Maybe for normies it works, but not us. I've recently realized that I'm basically a social chameleon; between 9th Grade and Junior year of college, I've integrated myself fairly deeply into a new group of people every year, to the point of hanging out with said group every day. A lot of these groups, especially in college, comprised primarily women.

I've never had success, except kissing ONE girl ONCE. I connected with her really deeply too, over 10 months beforehand. She also said I was a good kisser. Soon after, I asked her out officially, and she rejected me. If connecting with a girl that well gets me a kiss, then how must it feel to connect with a girl and eventually have sex, or god forbid, a relationship?

>no fap
This one is an actual meme though.

It took her one month to figure out there was something "off" about me. All the other guys she dated wanted to fuck her 24/7 I was just happy to have someone to hold for once. she thought it was weird, dumped me

Daniel?

>many male friends do you have? Probably only a couple.
Bwahahah I'm not a normie. Its zero

>>>>>>>>>>her

FUCK NORMIES

>Let me tell you what you're doing wrong with zero advice on how to correct it.
Thanks, faglord.

>tfw didnt have a sister growing up who I could make lewd innuendo towards
What was it like growing up with a qt sister anons? Did you ever fap to her?

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Hello desperate, loveless souls of Yea Forums...

I want to play a game.

vocaroo.com/i/s1fzDnLfO62d

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why do incels refuse to get nice haircuts or learn how to dress well?

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thanks for more, user. as much as i'm into the feet, the ass trumps everything in that picture

I was actually cucked several times by a nerd who played WOW and watched anime. It's not like Chad has never seen a video game before. Sad that you think you're special for that.

Or have a basic hygiene