I accidentally held a magnet up to my TV

TopKek

Have you tried turning it on and off again?

act like nothing happened. just stare at the blank tv as if you're watching something important. keep leading her on and keep calling her crazy

I did that once when I was younger, and I was scared my parents would be mad at me. It was an old crt, and it fucked with the color of things, but only over a certain area. I did it right before we went on a vacation, and when we got back, the tv was fine

ah-bloo-bloo

>t. 10yo zoomers

Just pretend it went bad on it's own because it's defective

say the house was struck by lightning while she was away

Degauss

Are there any good hiding places in your house? Get a bunch of canned foods and go and hide out for a few days until things blow over

This nigga cuts to the quick

Put on your mom's lingerie and start masturbating in her bedroom, until she comes home and sees you. She won't bring up the TV for a long time then, so you'll have some time to come up with a plan.

just wait a while it'll be ok

Eh, it's actually possible to ruin a TV with magnets? Is it just the new TVs that are computer like?

Does it look it's been physically damaged or is the TV just not working? If it's some internal damage then pretend you don't know what happened. If it's physical damage, own up to it

Run away from home for a couple hours.

run away and pack your things snoopy style

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I used to hide in a basement near my house and watch YouTube videos that I downloaded for a few hours, then come home saying college was fun and make bullshit stories about me hanging out with my "friends" and my parents thought I was having the time of my life

Start screaming mommy milkies

That’s sad.

A basement near your house? Like a friend's basement or were you hanging out in some abandoned home?

Abandoned basement

>playing sega mega drive
>friend wants to show me something cool
>starts waving a magnet around
>tell him we learnt why it does this in science
>starts crying when the picture wont go back
>I get out of the house before he gets a whoppin

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If she votes pedocrat tell her the Russians hacked it.

Eat the magnet. Hide the evidence. Itll all be over soon boyo

This will work. I'm a magnetologist

wtf tim why dont you fix it for him

>>I get out of the house before he gets a whoppin
Fucking kek

Hang yourself. She'll forget about the TV

how long did you keep up the charade
did they ever find out?

Did it for 8 months
Told em myself when my guilt levels reached maximum. Mom was shocked but forgiving. Dad was furious.

kek. why?

I once cracked my mother's crystal egg. I ran a brothel out of my home while my parents were away. Was she mad? Yeah but she still loves me.

>I ran a brothel out of my home while my parents were away.
Isn't this dangerous? Where'd you find anyone willing. Weren't you scared of getting mudered?

Hated being around people

kek

Why agree go to college then?

Thought I could just push through it

I don't think so Tim

Well couldn't you just listen to the lecture or whatever and ignore everybody?

I also watched Risky Business last night.

Every now and then say, "what the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Say "what the fuck". If you can't say it, you can't do it.

That's what I ended up doing

>I ran a brothel out of my home

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As soon as she gets home tell her how the tv is not working properly and you don't why; you need to act annoyed and even a little angry about it. Start getting mad at the company that made the tv and talk about how shitty these modern products are, and how they're made to be easily broken just so people have to buy a new one. maybe mention like a computer or cellphone that also broke out of nowere, or lie and say that something similar happened to a friend's tv.
The important thing is that you have to sound convincing and annoyed, that way you also looks like the victim.

Is it a crt? You can get a degaussing wand to fix it

lmao

thats how people end up in jail, user

Get busy living or get busy dying.

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EYYYAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

literally me

are things better user? did you finish school?

Take a shit on the living room floor. Tell her you found it like that and that you're scared.

>and that you're scared
lol reminds me of this
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why would your dad be angry?

degauss

Yeah. After that whole thing I decided to take a break for 5 months till the next academic year started. During those 5 months I went to a psychiatrist with my mom, got prescribed some pills for schizoid personality disorder (apparently had it), started going to the gym and now I'm much more confident, I actually understand what's happening in class and I have a group of friends who I like being around

I wasted his money. My older brother is a literal Chad so I've always been a bit of a disappointment

>tfw as a kid I broke all the windows of the house next store while it was for sale
>cops show up
>blamed it on the older troubled kid down the street
>cops go to their house
>never see him ever again
I did the right thing

>I ran a brothel out of my home
So how exactly did that work? Do the girls give you money plus a blowjob later?

become an hero

Get a baseball bat, smash everything in the house, take all the valuebles and hide them somewhere, punch yourself in the face untill you have a black eye and a nosebleed then tell your mother that you were burgled.

I'm proud of you user. you came through and made the necessary changes. thanks for sharing your story with us

Your dad wasn't mad about the money, he was mad you gave up so easily. I literally taught myself HTML and PHP and built a fake website at one point to keep scamming my parents for college money.

Delete System32

look at this picture i made. i did it all by myself. when i look at it, my mind is calm and my troubles forgotten. when mom gets home show her this image and perhaps she will not be angry about the tv

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

banan

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This. Or if you can tell which side you held near it first, hold the *other* side near it.

>t. Actual Sciencer

Best thread on Yea Forums in weeks

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Tell the mama your sorry,you don't know what happened it felt like someone made you do it, ask her to take you to the emergency room for a mental health evaluation.

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Fucking kek.

Haven't laughed this hard in years

wow so brave and smart

mins if I save this picture, user?

lmao

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I'll save you fren

youtu.be/EOyKuQf36TI

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bananaa

Seduce her

underrated

You're a very nice person.

Yeah, this physically hurt me, please seek help.