Which Movie Would You Turn Into a Porno?

Triumph of the Will

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You Again. Just make the bullying a lesbian sexual domination deal.

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My life

Buffalo 69

Already exists.

star trek 5

Bugsy Malone

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black knight rises

This

what did she mean by this

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Willlow. There's something in it for everyone.

Bridge to Terabithia

Clash of the Titans because Clash of the Tight'uns is too good a porn parody title.

>fucks the girl
>fucks the teacher
>fucks his sister
would be kino

eraserhead lol

Hellraiser

baby geniuses

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or baby geniuses 3

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Based

>sequel goes interracial
>"biggest adventure ever"
The Valley just keeps pushing that meme, huh?

human centipede.

TLJ

Back to the Future

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Schindler's List

mean girls

Dracula.

Good Will Hunting
call it Good Will Fucking

sucker punch

offscreen porno

Which one?

mel brooks

Bram Stoker's Dracula because it would have Winona Ryder.

It was close to sex scene between Gary and Wino if that dumb fucks didn't interrupt them

also, its been years since ive seen it but i just read Monica Bellucci was in it too. nice bonus scene.

Oh yeah she was the hottest dracula wife, other two not so much, on looked like an old hag second one like a fish

>other two not so much, on looked like an old hag second one like a fish

jees stop with the antisemitism already.

Underworld

I said nothing about Keanu, even if his acting would ruin porn adaptation

good choice. please no werewolf furry shit though.

one of the brides is an israeli model says wikipedia. keanu isnt chosen is he?

Leon

avatar

Band of brothers

Parent Trap.

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Taxi Driver

how about a tv series like buffy

transformers

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this

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Porn is the right way to make it

Buffy the Vampire Slayer the series

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Nancy Drew and the Hidden Staircase

Sucker Punch.
150 minutes of Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens, Abbie Cornish, Jamie Chung, Jena Malone and Carla Cugino getting raped by giant demon samurai, orcs, mecha-zombie nazis, robots, and of course, orderlies at the nuthatch.

Can I have my Gilmore Girls porn series? 153 episodes of girl/girl incest action

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i forgot Lacey Chabert was in that. prime lacy and Amanda Seyfried would be worth it alone.

wtf i never knew there was two Tony Leung's

zootopia

Cape Falacio (Cape Fear)

Yasbeck > Ryder

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I was going to come in here and say Beetlejuice for hot ghost pussy with prime Winona but after seeing your pitch I gotta give my vote to Gilmore Girls and the lesbian incest

Lost in space

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alien: resurrection

this plz

lost in translation for that prime scarlett of course

The MLP movie.

OKAY STOP IT NOW PLEASE YOU WIN

Anything with Natalie wood

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just think
in not too long
we'll be able to have perfectly realistic fake footage
of matt leblanc and lacey chabert
circa lost in space
fucking throughout the spacecraft

The Blackcoat’s Daughter.

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schindler list

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Atomic Blonde

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The Matrix, really want to see trinity get gangbanged

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What did he mean by this?

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This. Violently by a pack of huge niggers. Neo should walk in right after they've come in all three of her holes and are pissing on her. In a rage, Neo kills them, only to finally see that Trinity is slurping up their piss off the dirty floor and violently frigging her cunt, eyes glazed over she barely notices Neo's presence.

i’ve seen footage

Based Adrianna, as always

>it's a dominatrix Paris episode

House 1977

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The first Charlie's Angels movie.

>Smith clones in suits gangbanging Neo with black goo
I-I didn't want it...not homo...

Tomboy robot and lesbian alien mama

>It's a Paris, Madeline and Louise haze Rory in the Chilton girl's restroom episode

We have a winner!

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/ourwhore/
Jane March was so hot in this

The Last Jedi.

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Howl's Moving Asshole

Am I really the first one to say Lolita?

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Wasn't the sex unsimulated in this?

I knew they swapped you out with a body double. Not fooling me Jeff.

The Covenant (2006)

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there were rumours at the time but the female co-star denied it.
>The suggestion that I'd slept with Tony Leung on set was a disgusting allegation. Jean-Jacques Annaud had a lot to do with that – he was trying to promote the film. ... I felt exploited by him. He never dispelled the rumours. He would walk into a room and be ambiguous, which ignited the fire. Everywhere I went in the world, the rumour followed me

underworld with kate beckinsale
or
matrix reloaded

Titled "On the Origin of Species" and gives Charles Darwin a writing credit.

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All of them

Better question: What porno would you turn into a non-porn movie?

For me it would be the porn version of the Rugrats movie or Godfather part III

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Do they still make porn “movies”? I doesn’t take me more than 5 min to jack off so why would I watch a 90 minute movie...

They do occasionally, but it's gone out of style clearly. Which is a shame because I liked it better with some sort of pseudo-story. One of the reasons why 2D porn is better.
Also the current batch of girls seem retarded to the last degree. I'm not saying 70s-90s porn girls were bright but they could pretend act for five minutes without looking like they're nigger IQ schizos that have eaten nothing but meth and antidepressants for the past three days.

It's clash of the titties

That gay Justice League parody, it'd be better than the original desu.

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

>Movie
The Craft
>Television
Xena: Warrior Princess

Weird Science

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Marley and me

Sleepwalkers

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Problem Child 2

Shazam but obviously with everyone being of legal age