My name is Van. I'm thirty years old. And I'm from Japan. I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist...

NO, FUCK YOU LEATHERHEAD

>read the talk page for his wikipedia bio
>only comment on there is mentioning his dick is 9 inches long
Thanks wikipedia

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That guy is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

Fuckin jabroni

Based "relentlessly handsome" poster

He is pretty damn good looking no homo

>suddenly, Yea Forums is gay
What the fuck happened?

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Holy based

>suddenly

>Fisting is 300 bucks
That's some pretty expensive fisting.

How much for math tutoring?

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No shit, Reddit tourist

If you're not gay for gachi you can't even call yourself a heterosexual man

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I've been been to reddit in my life. Kill yourself, faggot.

/tv is gay for hyperchads

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>Unironically playing yourself for everyone to see
Lmao at ur existence

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OH MY SHOULDER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

stick your finger up my ass

>not knowing who the boss of this gym is

GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW BOYS

They realized cunny is a fad, and aniki is true kino.

HEY BRO I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG BOARD.
IS A FEW BOARDS DOWN

but what if we combine cunny and gachimuchi?

>challenges him to settle it in the ring
>settles it on the locker room floor instead
THE ABSOLUTE M A D M A N

>bets his ass
>the other guy doesn't take his ass after winning
bullshit

SUCTION!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING

boy next door

Those pansies aren't MANLY enough to be gay properly

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=g8I0yK9X_yY

>My name is Van. I'm thirty years old. And I'm from Japan. I'm an artist, I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies. Their deep, dark, fantasies.

Pure kino. All of the original gachimuchi source material is.

It kinda makes me want to want to watch gay porn as 2nd degree entertainment.

Why are these parody videos popular in japan

Because nips have god-tier taste.

The internet foodchain is like this:

japanese internet (niconicodouga, futaba) -> Yea Forums -> reddit -> facebook, twitter and the rest

WAKE UP ANIKI

you know i don't do anal

I WANT HOT LOADS ON YOU DI's HAT, Yea Forums

bump

let him sleep

Pretty sure he's Vietnamese not Japanese

Hot

would explain why he's so hot

lube it up

>gachi
>gay
Get a load of this jabroni zoomer

Reminder that Van is happily retired and lives a quiet life on a farm.
Shame about Billy though, have no idea what happened to others like Mark or Kazuya.

i think he said he came to the us when he was 10. he must have gone back to vietnam to film a couple of those small parts he mentioned. i don't know what his deal with japan is. probably just some roleplaying thing.

>shame about Billy
He was called to a higher duty.

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youtube.com/watch?v=y3YHnkCDnKY
;(

>tfw he now lives on a comfy farm with 15 acres of land
Living the dream.

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how does van feel about gachi

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?

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I'm honestly impressed.

Is he by himself or married or what?

he's okay about it and has had a few laughs but he doesn't connect with the community. his favorite is one of the evans variations if i recall correctly.

ASS WE CAN

welcome to the club buddy

someone is holding the camera

FUUUUUUUUUUCKKK YOUUU
HARU YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gachi thread?

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Oh shit, I'm sorry

C'MON, LET'S GO

Sorry for what?

hey buddy think I think ya got the wrong site. reddit is two links down

Post Kinos
youtube.com/watch?v=0Rr3O8LBbq8

>It kinda makes me want to want to watch gay porn as 2nd degree entertainment.
I think it's very telling that the gachimuchi stuff is so quotable and memeable that it can be watched for enjoyment and have clips used even by people with no interest in gay porn.

Sadly I'm not strong enough to be able to watch it all without getting grossed out.

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THANK YOU SIR!

TAKE IT BOY

>Reminder that Van is happily retired and lives a quiet life on a farm.
Didn't he literally build a gay BDSM fuck shack?

Loli and gachi is a twitch classic. I miss old Forsen ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=O3L-m7syRyI

This song is unironically sad