It's too goofy

It's too goofy.

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it isn't goofy enough

Goofy isn't even in it

Cuck

Fuck Zoomers

they're all goofy

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still better than anything done in this decade

What's wrong, MCUck? Not enough race swapping and reddit-tier snarky quips to discuss among your s o y otherkin, fucker?

absolute kino

>t.

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First is better

Far From Home is goofy

It feels more like a comic book movie than anything in the past decade.

Far From Home is literally a teen comedy. Goofy would have been an upgrade, at least it would have had some personality.

It's less goofy than your average MCU movie.

goofy

good

no

And yet it made a billion dollars.

>i was a teenager when this movie came out
>i probably thought the previous live action version of spiderman was dogshit
>kids think the same thing about "my spiderman"
is it even worth getting old or should i just gas myself now while i'm ahead?

its one of the best superhero movies but i think they go a little over the top on "wow isn't peter an unlucky guy" thing, I get so worked up as things just keep going wrong for the guy its not fun to watch at points
i think the first film hits the balance between camp and silly perfectly

Cope

And yet it's still shit.
The guy is spider man in name only, he is more like an Iron Man Lite.
>no uncle ben
>no Mary jane
>no Harry or Norman osborn
>aunt may is a thot

Shit/10

why would a Spider-Man movie not be a little goofy

Did you complain when they blacked kingpin? Dont answer. Everyone hated that movie.

HOPE
DANGLES ON A STRING
LIKE SLOW SPINNING REDEPTION
WINDING IN
AND WINDING OUT
THE SHINE OF WHICH HAS CAUGHT MY EYE

VINDICATED

why did MJ get jealous in the 3rd film? she knew she had the ultimate chad by the end of this movie

It's too groovy.

FTFY

I love the lighting in this movie. It actually looks cinematic. Sure wish shitney could stray from the tv soap opera lighting they love using on their assembly line big screen tv movie adaptations.

>No uncle Ben
Instead we get Uncle Tony. An instant upgrade
>No Mary Jane
Michelle Jones is a much better character than muh damsel in distress
>No Harry and Norman Osborn
We got Ned Leeds, a better friend and someone who actually helps Peter. Mysterio was a much better villain than Norman Osborn who was evil for the sake of being evil
>Aunt May is a thot
I see a hot woman. I like.

Raimi Spiderman is a comedy.

Literally the only issue with the film is that the final fight is really lame/nonexistant. Obviously the train scene is kino but I did hope for just one more real fight before the end.

>Instead we get Uncle Tony. An instant upgrade
stopped reading right there, zoomer filth. Wash yourself.

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>Mysterio was a much better villain than Norman Osborn who was evil for the sake of being evil
I mean come on user, have (You). I'm sure you need it with this clinical retardation you have

so it's exactly what a comic book movie should be

spiderverse was objectively superior

What on earth makes you say that?

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Facebook tier cringe.

It’s not goofy at all

Yeah I laughed so hard when the kid with ptsd got mindfucked and then when Mysterio tried to shoot him in the head, epic comedy XD

>Waaaaaa there’s only one single angle of the Spider-Man story and I need to see it spelled out in neon signs every single time or it’s not MY Spider-Man!!!

KYS NPC trash. Worst opinion of all. Miles Morales isn’t Spider-Man so that shit shouldn’t even come into these debates.

more likely an MCUcel

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spiderverse miles is a better spiderman than mcu peter

>MINORITY BAD
Fuck off to /pol/, NPC pleb

It's just bad

>minority bad is NPC opinion
Absolutely based The Guardian™ reader, buy some more $22 Starbucks™ milkshake to throw at Amerikkkans and don't forget to #Resist, socialism will win.

You're bad

A bad comedy

>no u
Ok

kys pleb

>Only left wingers can be NPCs
Classic NPC opinion

>McDonalds make billions, that means that their burgers are the best quality

If his name is Peter Parker he should have all the accompanying characters because, believe it or not they are an integral part of Peter's journey.
Without these characters there is no weight to the story.
A spider-man story has to be contained in some way and we, as the audience have to relate to his everyday struggles. That's the reason the message "with great power comes great responsibility" holds SO FUCKING MUCH weight. It's the pillar of everything spiderman related.

If you skip this pivotal message he is spider-man no more.

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There are core values to spider-man that have to remain or else it’s a completely different character. You can have Aunt die instead of Uncle Ben but the end result always has to be that Peter learns with great comes responsibility

Holy shit what a fucking retard

I don't know if people are being ironic when they say this, but its no more goofy than tim burtons batman, or any other spiderman movie ever made.

great stuff haha

Greatest super hero movie ever created, easily the best Spider-Man movie ever made.

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The fight scene with Spooder Guy & Doc. Octopus has to be placed in a catalogue as one of the greatest CGI fights to ever be introduced into film. That said, I wouldn't mind pile-driving aunt May while Peter is subdued and forced to watch

The fight scene on the train I meant to type

have sex

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