You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this

Would normalfags like this movie? I really doubt.

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Two girls with green eyes!

80s is more in than ever. They might not "get it" but it's entertaining on a surface level

Kim Cattrall was fucking gorgeous in this movie

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Green eyes are the best.

You were not put on this earth to "get it" Mr Burton.

If they like fun campy stuff and get that Jack Burton isn't actually the real hero, they're going to love it.

you were not brought upon this world to 'get it'

They could have gotten a cuter girl desu.

But he is the hero! He kills Lo Pan. The hero always kills the bad guy.

Play your cards right, you live to talk about it.

>mfw he kills Lo Pan out of nowhere with that stupid knife throwing skill of his that only comes in handy that one time
I fucking love this movie

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He Arya’d Lo Pan like 30 years before Arya was a thing.

>black blood of the earth
You mean oil?
>no I mean black blood of the earth

I had a comfy ritual for about two years where I'd spend the night at my friend's apartment every few months or so. Eventually they'd go to bed and I'd crash in the living area and put on Big Trouble in Little China by myself. Longhair bro: "you just wanna come over here and watch that movie again because you're so racist." (said with love). True, of course.