What would you have chosen if you were Brad Pitt?

back then Jolie was hotter but hit the wall not too long after while jen had some some good years after but hit the wall now too so who cares

At the time...probably Angelia

Hindsight...Aniston

Jolie ate his ass and Aniston is reported to have chronic bacterial vaginosis. It's the reason why she can't keep a man despite being hot for four decades.

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Aniston’s issue is that she would never stop her career to have kids. She’s openly selfish. And men fall out of love with her for that. The stinky pussy rumor is an opie and Anthony meme

Hindsight is a bitch. Prime Jolie was pretty much the hottest and was pretty underrated at the time. Once she broke big the appeal died off though and she's slowly turned into a crazy batshit commie like the rest of them.

The Aniston - Jolie debate is essentially one of safety versus risk.

>Neither. I'd choose the Leo lifestyle.

Exactly. Aniston is a controlling bitch and Jolie is nuts. Fuck that drama shit

>Aniston’s issue is that she would never stop her career to have kids. She's openly selfish.
So she's the female Leo. Sounds based.

It won't be based when she gets older and realises old women without family are useless compared to even old men in the same position.

>What would you have chosen if you were Brad Pitt?
Mike Tyson
youtube.com/watch?v=tXyUPYykykg

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Jolie aged like fine wine.

Meanwhile Jen became a ugly old hag.

Jennifer aniston then and now. Always thought it was a mistake

Whats juliette lewis doing now?

Jolie then, and still now because she has always been my celebrity crush even if she's crazy. Jennifer doesn't really do anything for me.

Jolie has divine bone structure in her face and so even aging nearly anorexic as she has can be mitigated. That doesn't mean she's aged like fine wine though compared to what she could have.

I would have lived that Leo Dicaprio life

She is on the Roseanne show without Roseanne.

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Neither. If you believe the gossip rags, Anniston is mental which is obvious when she can’t hold down a steady relationship and Jolie is a nutter too.

>Now, Aniston
Never should've left Goop

This. Aniston has gone through enough dudes for there to be major red flags on the common denominator and Jolie is just full blown Jonestown insane.

The bike.

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Why do you think it was a mistake? Brad wanted children and Jennifer was never gonna have any. Should Brad have just stayed in an unhappy marriage?

I would’ve chosen Jennifer (Love Hewitt)

Not him, but that's a very good point. Problem was he had kids with a woman who hates them because they have white skin. Maybe he should have left Jen for someone a little less batshit nuts.

Sex with both, relationship with neither. Marriage is an antiquated social norm.

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>Marriage is an antiquated social norm.
I agree comrade, we need to tank the nuclear fami- I mean patriarchy even more.

I don't know why I'd choose either, he could have had any woman on Earth.

Probably Jolie at the time. Who could have foreseen the wall hitting so hard.

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Jolie then
Jolie now

time to go full mormon, embrace islam, bring on the concubines.

>Who could have foreseen the wall hitting so hard.
it's actually easy to tell.
she has very exaggerated features - big eyes, big lips, angular bone structure. these things tend to get more prominent over time.
the ideal woman has soft and subtle features that wont deviate from the baseline too much over time.

Jennifer Aniston because she doesn't want children. Also more my type.

I can guarantee that Leo considers suicide daily.

I think the opposite actually, women with soft features can just turn into melting nothings with little shape with age. You don't have to dig giant jaws, but there's a nice middle ground there.

Why are you guys saying she hit a wall? She still pretty

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Prime Jolie was one of the hottest women alive legit 10/10 while anniston was pretty basic then and now

They both seem awful, Jolie's prime ended about when they got together. Aniston was probably the better long term choice. They should have made a baby while they could have

There was a period where she looked kinda rough due to being severely underweight, but she's gained some weight back since divorcing Brad and she looks way better now. She's still beautiful to me.

Yeah, mid '90s to early '00s Jolie was prime.

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Not even just her looks, shes certifiably insane, too. I've put my dick in crazy before and I'm lucky to still have it so I'm not going to do that again.

At the time jolie

She's always been nuts, it was just a more dialed down "wild child," shit when she was with Kaiserblade (some people call it a sling blade), but as usual that freaky hot shit crazy quickly became full blown stay the fuck away crazy.

>They should have made a baby while they could have
Aniston was never gonna have a baby no matter what. She didn't want kids.

They're both a bit Mental, especially Jolie.

Jen's fucking boring, Jolie is a freak, I'd go with some other hottie like Leo Does.

left, would probably be fun to eat out her ass and asshole. right seems diseased to me

>redundantly into eating ass
>complains about diseases

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I'd still fuck her, tits or no tits

she got a nice boob job

Like George Carlin said, if God didn't want us eating out a woman's ass, why did he put sanitation right beside recreation.

I bet you visit theme parks for their overflowing trash bins too.

Sound more like an argument against eating pussy.

JENNIFER ANISTON - 50 years old and still no children. Unless she is going to implant her eggs into a surrogate, she will have no biological children and will die child-less.

ANGELINA JOLIE - Gave birth to 3 biological children of their own (along with all their adopted kids). Brad Pitt has a genetical legacy to leave behind after he dies. Unless there is some estrangement between them or he is a shitty father, when he is at his deathbed, he will have his children around him.

ASK YOURSELF AGAIN THE SAME QUESTION, IS THERE ANY DEBATE TO THE OP QUESTION ON WHO THE BETTER OF THE 2 CHOICES ???

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>veiny forearms

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>Gave birth to 3 biological children of their own
Whom she loves less than the adopted ones because of their skin color.

>Brad Pitt has a genetical legacy to leave behind after he dies
Unless they all become trannies like their mother has prompted one of them to become already.

Neither. There are literally millions of beautiful, intelligent, sweet, kind, loving, caring, thoutful, supportive women in the world that he could have chosen. There was never any need for him to settle for some Hollywood whore.

>Aniston is reported to have chronic bacterial vaginosis

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Millions might be stretching it, the modern state of western women isn't far behind these examples. They're looked up to after all.

>tfw the bike leaves you but you keep ridin'

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Based lad

I disagree but even if it were just 100 they all still would have taken Brad if he wanted them

>50 years old and still no children. Unless she is going to implant her eggs into a surrogate, she will have no biological children and will die child-less.

well generally speaking user is less than half that but that's the only difference, the rest of the statement is the same and just as true

I have never once found Aniston attractive. I just don't get it.

I'll take Jolie now with her nosferatu limbs.

LENA DUNHAM IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.

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tell me, why does he wear the little rascals hat?

>Then Angie > Aniston

> Now Aniston > Angie

Aniston, Jolie was definitely hot but Aniston always had the better personality, and she had always been attractive.

>Leo's face
He can sense a disturbance happening.

not many people know this but brad is an original little rascal. he was the tough kid, "stinky"

Based. Prime Jolie was flawless.

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Aniston. No titty cancer, no hacking off her own tits and no cuck adoptions and raising African parasites on your dime.

Neither, men should only marry women 15-20 years younger than themselves and never be tied down to a woman over 40. Women lose nearly all value and fertility in their 40s while men reach their peak attractiveness, wealth and experience. So for men you should only marry a woman if you're 35+older and she's 18-20

If you do anything else you're wasting your potential.

Brad and Angelina In Mr. & Mrs. Smith was peak male and female beauty

Jen just couldn't compete, especially not in 2004 where she was good 8 or so years past her peak.

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The majority of men 40+ look like shit and won't have a random shift from fat balding slob to heartthrob

looks like pitt wants some ausy pusy

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Isn't she married?

These gossip magazines literally make up shit so they have something to publish the next day

Sucks for those lazy sadsacks, and more hot 20-somethings for the rest of us then.

I would have stuck with Aniston

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only good post itt

he would have left her with her crystals and she would let him blaze it

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>ywn fuck prime jolie
why live

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I wonder what their kids would look like.

I can see how Jolie would be the exciting sexy one but if you stop to think for a minute, Aniston is the right choice. Sure Angie was hot but also fucking crazy.

Exactly. I feel like he could have just had an affair with Jolie and Aniston would have taken him back.

Jolie was never good.

>she will never fuck you with a thicc strap-on while wearing that outfit

He would've just left Aniston later anyway though because he was desperate to become a father.

Neither.

If I was a Brad level alpha giga megachad I wouldn't be asting my time on the roastbeef sloppy seconds of Hollywood producer Jews and Billy Bob Thornton and instead I'd be slamming that prime female teen ass every day all day. These days you've even got Instragram to browse your selection.

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Jen simply because Jolie is fucking crazy

She had a cool band.

My brother-in-law's wife went to a TV producer's dinner with Jennifer Aniston. Just an extra data point for you guys, Aniston chain smoked throughout the entire meal - literally she had a lit cigarette waiting in the ashtray between each mouthful of salad. She was very loud, like "this one goes up to 11 loud", abrasive, necked two bottles of wine solo, and was constantly texting while talking without looking at the person she was talking to.

>men reach their peak attractiveness,
This is what sagging, balding faggots tell themselves to keep from going insane

> These days you've even got Instragram to browse your selection.
Shit taste. Modern thots are literally cheap whore tier.

>looking for a cheap whore to bang
>not using the literal grocery store of cheap whores

gayest post I've ever seen

younger women, like leo does

In what world?

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They would be absolute Chads and Staceys

This is going to make me sound like a neckbeard but I've never found either of them attractive

>no hips

Jesus fuck can you imagine spending a day surrounded by young women? Once you've jizzed a couple of times, what do you even do?

I hate children though so sounds based to me.

>Leo has been fucking young pussy all his life
>at a point now where he visibly doesn’t enjoy it and is just going through the motions
>45 and childless
>some people call him a creep and a coddler
>Brad has been dating one high profile celebrity after another since the late 80s
>at a point now where he’s divorced with Angelina, his adopted kids hate him and one of his biologicals is a tranny
>probably could’ve had infinitely more pussy if he wasn’t stuck in that hellish marriage
>some people call him an abuser and blame him for Jolie’s bad health
Weird how you could be one of the hottest most popular men in the world and still end up in a bad spot no matter which road you take.

Leo could settle down and have a child at any point if he wanted.

Made up for it with tits though. I know they're gone now but I'm talking about her prime.

Be depressed

Jolie was a succubus in her youth, check her nude scenes from that movie Gia or whatever it's called. Her facial expressions were pure slut tier. Impossible to resist.

Lies and slander. Even if your "brother-in-law's wife" went, she was probably just jelly and made shit up.

He will probably do the same thing Clooney did and have kids when he's in his 50's.

Aniston was too bland, compared to a nut like Jolie.

Who reads this shit now
zoomer moms have IG and social media to distract them

IG whores are what oil sheikhs pick so it's hardly cheap trash

> cargo culting sandniggers

so this is what hell is like. I think notch made the right choice 2bh, just spend all day with your huge wealth and shitposting on twitter. And if you want to get sucked and fucked just hire an escort

And Jolie is too far off the deep end.

Oh YOU know

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Don't post blueberry wife on Yea Forums you ultra nigger

Prime Jolie > Prime Aniston. There's no way Pitt could have known Aniston would age better.

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Neither. I would have found myself some cute waifu from an average background.

>comrade
You do realize that the USSR was extremely conservative, right? They would never tolerate faggots, trannies and all the other shit.

the most attractive couple

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>genetical legacy
Why do people care so much about this? I want kids one day, but not because of some meme reason like this.

Instagram thots get shit on by arabs for money, you fucking retard. How is that any better?

People are desperate to believe their existence matters.

both of these relationships are fake

brad pitt kids with jolie are probably not even his, and if they are, she was knocked up artificially using his semen

none of this is real.

whosdatedwho.com/dating/brad-pitt

Makes sense, I guess.

>Jolie cucked him constantly by adopting black children she loves more than their real children
>their real children have to act out and are pushed to be "trans" for attention by their mother

Aniston somehow avoided the adopting cuck and transing your children, which is amazing in Hollywood.

Have you seen their bio kids? Those are very clearly Pitt's genes.

She's perfect
what does her arabic tattoo say
al-Hazimah الهزيمة : Defeat?
or
al-Azimah العزيمة : Determination?

it wasn't peak female beauty. Jolie wasn't 14 years old.

I can only imagine how Juliette got Pitt

She must've sucked his dick so good he couldn't get away

hackers jolie

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the double dubs of truth and based enlightenment

make them serve you lunch, use one as a foot stool. jeez man get creative. they'd be practically slaves for someone like him.

You have to think long term. Angie already had kids and talked shit about her father.

He should have realized that would mean never seeing any kids he fucked into her. Plus jen cares about her figure. Angie didnt

is this the cunt who started the whole ducklips phenomenon?

Aniston really does have amuch better body. Jolie is a fucking rectangle with tits (formerly real).

Yes.

based bourgeois

>>You have to think long term. Angie already had kids and talked shit about her father.
she had sex with her bro way before chosen brad as provider. brad is hure beta for fallling for that

Should have stayed with Paltrow.

holy shit, this is the kind of show that gets renewed these days

The tranny kid thing is just some shit you have to do to have a rock steady career, maybe five or so celebrities have done it. I saw it in a CDAN post.

I can piss and shit more than I can cum. Get creative

That's a kangol you dumb fucking zoomer

Whenever this topic comes up, looks are the first thing talked about, but honestly with how hot Aniston is, there must be some reason why she always ends up single, I reckon she is a complete cunt to be in a relationship with

she's ugly
compared to jolie she looks like trash

Jennifer Aniston. Angelina Jolie is hot and definitely freaky as fuck in bed, but she's also crazy as fuck and I don't want to have fifty African sons (who she's probably also fucking).
Jennifer Aniston is pure wife material.

I dated a girl with those eyes, they tell all, she's impossible to live with

stinky vagina

>Based. Prime Jolie was flawless.
Weird bulgy baggy Buscemi eyes

pretty based user

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Clooney may be cringe and bluepilled when it comes to politics but he's always had his own house in order

Aniston must be a royal bitch for Brad to jump ship to Jolie. Jolie has always looked like a skeleton in a sack.

>manface vs crazy radical feminst
He can have basically any woman he wants, why limit himself?

they'd be the first superheroes since their jawlines would be so strong they could fucking deflect bullets

I always thought she looked weird.

Jolie looks like a fucking freak

>Jolie aged like fine wine.
>cut her tits off

Here come the faggots

based

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Mike Tyson got cucked by Brad Pitt btw

Wasn't it Leo?

Nope. Mike Tyson came over to Robin Givens' house for a quick fuck but found Bradd Pitt already there. Mike Tyson and Givens were divorcing at that time

Jolie is uggo.

Aniston. I never thought jolie was attractive and can't understand how people find that body type desirable. Jolie also seems like a fucking succubus.

that's a fun movie

youtube.com/watch?v=VssDRxYWWCE

wmagazine.com/story/angelina-jolie-guerlain-ad-in-cambodia

this is new 9 days old

which child will kill Angie?

Maddox or Shiloh?

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Where is his dick

Jennifer. Jolie had the crazy genes. Never ever stick your dick in crazy.

Angelina is so much hotter it's ridiculous, and Jennifer isn't even bad looking.
I wouldn't drop a girl for another though.

>old women without family are useless
She's a millionaire, she can spend the rest of her life doing whatever she wants. Don't be a retard.

God Pitt and Aniston were so much more similar genetically. Imagine the children they would have produced and how happy they would have been.

Maybe based Brad is evolving into the next iteration of The Architect

Looks like a certain Siberian actress

unless jolie turns him gay, that kid on the left is gonna be the biggest chad in hollywood

The Mick Jagger/David Bowie IRL ship of our time

well I remember thinking when Shiloh was born that in 20 years she was going to be even more beautiful than her mother.

and Angie turned her into a fucking boy.

If he was smart he would have found a nice non-famous girl with huge milkers, who wouldn't try to adopt africa.

nah, he has moved beyond that bullshit. He sees life, love, sex and women for what they are and lives a happy life according to that.

At the time I would have gone with Aniston. She still seems like a pretty nice lady now, but I would have regretted my decision when she started to turn into Iggy Pop.