"Citizen Kane invented story structure"

YMS sucks and fucks dogs

>THE CHARACTERS DIDN'T DO WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE UUUUUHHHH 5/10

>Citizen Kane invented story structure
Context? I don't but it that he said such a thing.

That's pretty much Yea Forums analysing any movie plot.

he gave the first Spider-Man reboot a positive review because he wanted to fuck the Lizard, and yet he tries to purport himself as a serious reviewer
worse yet, people take him seriously as one

Yea Forums is even worst than yms at using le logic card to criticize a movie plot

Yes.

He fucks dogs

No, Yea Forums is
>This sucks
>This is kino
>*onions face with a greentext of the title of the movie or someone praising it*

>Didn't this clown claim that people only pretended to enjoy films older than 1980?
Yes.
Which is ironic since he only pretends to like indie arthouse films to pretend to be smart despite many times not understanding them (like hating David Lynch)

youtube.com/watch?v=BYWNFwwOqYQ

I can’t believe people take him serious despite his profile pic being him next to a furry blowing another furry. Or how he admitted to fucking dogs. How can people still take him seriously as a critic?

>the film has child actors. I'm giving this a two outta tennnn

D O G F U C K E R

did you really expect him to have any good opinions on older films?

At this point the only people who i actually trust to talk about old movies are actual old people who experienced them when they were new.

Adam "pounds hounds" Johnston

No, but it's still fun to make fun of him for it, considering how pretentious he is

based

Adam 'got a noodle for your poodle' Johnston

Wasn't it Birth of A Nation that redefined how we made and edited movies? Citizen Kane is just known for being a great, ambitious movie

I hate that know it all selfish little fucker.

>how he admitted to fucking dogs.
Explain.
>How can people still take him seriously as a critic?
Because you're in New Babylon and you don't know it.

When was the last time he actually put effort into a review? A year ago? What a lazy faggot. Patreon ruined YouTube

Tbf Lynch fucking sucks

Why does he orally pleasure dogs

is there a video?

>"Haha, taking forever to finish this series is just like the movie!"
>Uses this as an excuse to abandon it altogether
>Only worthwhile submission was at the start of the year

>Only worthwhile submission was at the start of the year
what was that?

yeah im sure you know tons of geriatrics with functional memories who were old enough to watch these movies as adults when they first came out

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>who were old enough to watch these movies as adults when they first came out
The rating system didn't exist until 1968. Before that, anyone could see anything (at least in America). I think what is pretty stupid still, but I'm sure there are people who saw movies then who can still remember seeing them when they came out. Doesn't mean their opinion on them is more valid than anyone else's

Some people hear that Citizen Kane was innovative and groundbreaking, and somehow take that as literally everything about film was invented by Citizen Kane

It was released in 1941.

Hound Pounder

watch the video again
he doesn't fuck them, he sucks their dicks

rent free

didn't he try to join RLM, but they turned him away for being some dumb pleb?

Birth of a Nation was the first movie that was really popular, and it pioneered a lot of techniques. Film would be very different without it. Kane is important mostly because it was the first time a Hollywood studio gave complete creative control to the director. It wasn't very innovative otherwise, despite some people saying it is