Jerking off to Instagram videos of my crush with dudes I know she probably gets railed by an hour after the post

link?

that's rough. yesterday I masturbated before starting the calls I have to do for my shitty telemarketing job. i wasn't horny or anything i just didn't want to start working

>tfw never really had a crush

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh god. Sometimes this board does make me feel good.

>the life of the average cuck/blacked poster

have sex

now i don't feel bad for having sex with the same girl for the last 5 and a half years

I'm even more pathetic than you, my crush is a rich Stacy who gave me eye contact and sat next to me at the uni library while I did nothing back then. It gave me deep regrets, I created a fake instagram account to stalk her but she immediatly knew it was me cause I'm a creep, so she posted hot bikini pics the day I added her. I panicked and deleted my fake account. After that, a friend of her asked me if I was ok to date Stacy on Valentine's Day but I was too ashamed that I already jacked off on her pics, so I said no.
She's still single but I'm clueless on what to do, she must really hate me now when she's not busy fucking other guys.

How do you even have a crush after college?

Shit happens when you make too much eye contact with the same girl with the fear of acting like a weirdo if you talk to her.

I was a total neet by some miracle at 27 I found a great girl, was still a neet for the first 5-6 years of our relationship until she bought a house and it forced me to get a shitty job. I'm now 35 and still have a shitty job, but she is kicking me out of the house because she finally smartened up, and I am faced with going back to live with my parents and returning to being a neet. Don't fly too close to the sun

Better question is how do you have one after high school? I think these threads are made by legit underageb&

The point is you should act or move on, you're not a kid

>see a "no singles policy" thread
>laugh because... who could be so pathetic?
>see this thread
you can't be serious, right?

Straight bruh moment

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Pathetic

Also, if some anons less autistic than me could tell me if there's a way for me to make her forget that I rejected her to finally date her this time, I would be grateful. I can only talk to her friend who asked me for her, what the fuck should I even say?

Dude... You had a chance to fuck Stacey and you blew it because you are turbo autismo. Hang yourself.

She crushed on me two years ago but her friend came talk to me in 2019.
I think there's a chance that she still remembers if she has been interested in me for that long. I want to try to fix it before hanging myself, how do I proceed?

How do you even get a crush in any moment of your life ? Can't even remember the last time I had one.

Ask her out cuck.

being a disgusting fatass who makes every woman look sick doesn't help

>implying you actually have a crush

you just find her hot
that's it

>20 year old virgin in a third world
>Get invited to a local brothel by my cousin
>Less than $30 dollars a fuck
>The place is packed so we sit down and have a few drinks to unwind a bit
>Stripper starts eyeing me up as she pole dances
>Starts walking around the crowd and slowly makes her way towards me
>Embraces me, brings me in close and whispers “do you want to fuck me on stage?”
>Smile at her and tell her no, cousin can’t believe it
>Grabs some other poor fucker from the crowd and starts fucking him on stage in front of everyone
My cousin just started shaking his head and told me that I missed the opportunity of a lifetime. Am I gay lads?

>I'm clueless on what to do
post photos from her instagram fag, that's what to do

Yeah but as I said I never talked to her, only to her friend, I guess we just liked looking at each other eyes. She moves from her sit to sit next to me three times but I was shaking too much to talk. I feel a bit calmer now, should I just go talk to her like that even after the stalking and the stupid rejection?

Already did that mistake on another place, the fag told her to date me and then her friend came asking me. I hate myself so damn much.

>girls asks me for my instagram
>tell her I don't have one
>she says okay just give me your snapchat then
>tell her I don't have that either
>twitter...?
>nope
>okay you have to at least have facebook
>tell her I stopped using it after college
>she says okay well give me your number I'll text you
>never hear from her or see her again

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You did the right thing.
What if everyone laughed at your tiny dick?

I don't know how I'd even get hard in that scenario. Sounds stressful as fuck

You had a good run lad, it's alright

Wouldn’t know since I’m average. Guy got a free fuck and a beer at the end of it as well.

That’s comes after virginity/vanilla sex. That’s the start of depravity, you’ll get there one day user.

How better than you is her new cuck?

He fucked an AIDS whore in public, meh.

Not the OP
But I don't even know if I really like anyone now
I just wish I wasn't alone, but my self hatred and anxiety pushes everyone away

GO TALK TO HER MAN. IT'S BETTER TO ASK HER OUT THAN TO THINK "WHAT IF?". I ASKED MY MY SPANIARD EXCHANGE STUDENT CRUSH THAT I WAS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND EVEN THOUGH MY LOVE WENT UNREQUITED, I WAS SO HAPPY THAT THE IDEA OF "WHAT IF?" WENT OUT OF MY MIND. IT TOOK ME THREE YEARS TO STOP BEING AS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR HER AS I WAS WHEN I FIRST LAID MY EYES UPON HER. ASK HER OUT, BEFORE THE THIRD YEAR COMES AND SHE STOPS LOVING YOU AS MUCH AS SHE DID WHEN SHE FIRST SAW YOU. I MEAN IT user! ASK HER OUT!

i dont care what the hell happened last time mate i want to see

Can't you guys just get fucking girlfriends? I have one. She's a titcow and I've recently converted her into being a mommygf. I've literally never had a job.

If I can do it, you can.

>jerking off with dudes
There's your problem

hahahahahaha

I literally don't know how to meet people, im fucking old and I hate drinking and can't smoke because of my job and I have no hobbies because im fucking depressed about tfw no gf all the time

>“do you want to fuck me on stage?”

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I know I'm still in her head, she's on vacation and her best friend made a few stories of her at the beach before turning her account private, partly to hide them from me I believe. I'm sure my Stacy told her to do that. I may be the first guy that rejected her but if I go talk to her with good confidence in September, I may have a chance. I'll tell her that we should restart everything from zero as if nothing happened. Let's hope she doesn't slap my face.