/heem/ - Discuss MMA Edition

How pillowfisted is Volk to not be able to heem Zombie even though he was getting woobled from every shot.

Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

P4P means how good you are relative to the rest of your division

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Hey fatfuck are you still there?

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What is that expression trying to convey?

he's THE Korean Zombie for a reason

dismay

none in particular I believe. neutral

Under 200lb = child

hi guys

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Regret and cope.

Threatened to heem 4 different people today.
Cops called.
I think i will not threaten anyone again, just heem.

end yourself fatty

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THE gegard mousasi?

Anyone ever take those over the counter test boosters at GNC? Thinking of taking some to increase my mma training and also because im going to fuck a huge titted black girl and wanna get more in tune with my monkey nature beforehand

TONYBROS... IM SHAKING

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its a scam B, just take roids if you really want to increase your test.

Heem the cops as well

no but you can get a couple free sniffs in if you leave your bottle behind and a girl starts using that equipment

>UK 12 million US 120 million brazza

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Does this look like a child to you?

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lol what does that little dude weigh, 199 lbs?

i slapped a rookie once for stopping me when i wwas drunk driving

Where can i get steroids over the counter, i dont f with doctors

yeah, would be champ in the ufc now

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Just buy them online B, they literally mail it to your house.

>uk and canada spun up already
we're looking at a high thread count tonight boys

He doesn't

y' retarded b?

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why the fuck is cannonier ranked

Damn tito ortiz has gotten so fucking old
youtu.be/3oef68YabD0

This is just how Americans talk

let's go tony

let's go tony

let's go tony

*farts*

Impressive, very nice.....let's see Tony's pad work
youtu.be/RATfcdPpV2k

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>basedface
gottem

>pablito manleto right on cue
everytime

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Smart of him to get used to sand

Got nothing to say on Tony's cso movmint?

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Looks like my grandad with Alzheimers

Speak up boy i can't hear you from all the way down there

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Jewbros...what did he mean by this?

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goodbye ufc marketing machine

khamzat is a belal fan? kinda weird but good for him i guess

Gyno bros?

I accept your concession.

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Who is Luque fighting tomorrow?

this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=p6-Psafv_Kg

THE shazam?

I'm 187 cm (6'1"5?) and range from 185 to 195 lbs and I have super skinny build. I recon 10 lbs are just water retention and some fat around the lower belly. Even then I'm very self conscious and still feel awkward and skinny despite being pretty fit and muscular. I'd still look skinny at 200 lbs I'm sure. So according to my experience and calculations, if you're 6'1, being 200 walk-around weight is the bare minimum to consider yourself a chad. Shit even at 220 with my build I don't think I'd look super big

Just heem.

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kek I do hope Costa can find his way to be champ

KEk.

new apartment, about to take my first schaub in the till

no one asked

The framepill is real, if you arent 6’5 with a large frame muscle wont look the same, better to just be leanpilled if youre a normal framed guy

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>I have a super skinny build
>despite being pretty fit and muscular
Hmmm

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Holy cope!

moden ufc star meta is only:
>anglo cringelord
>muslim wrestlefucker

why is MMA so dead?

how can you be super skinny but muscular and with a fat belly

Sounds based to me b

mma bros..

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gamers are so fucking gay, embarrassing hobby

>1 billion chinese
>zero champs
explain

it is so based

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mma is from brutes. the chinese are a civilized population that value respect and honor over all else, not brutish acts like the savageries billed as mixed "martial arts"

>ian garry is cringe

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