>DURR WHAT HOT DOG AERIAL!?!?
2. Slang One who performs showy, often dangerous stunts, as in skiing or surfing.
interj. Informal
(Americans invented this term too yet even I knew it)
Times when James/AVGN was an absolute fucking retard
John Walker
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Kayden Hernandez
I remember watching AVGN back in 2007 & 2008. I really like his older works. Good times.
Bentley Foster
>face telling me this boring granfpa shit
Brandon Robinson
Luke Perez
Zachary Perez
Didn't you post this shit just the other day?
No one knows what a hot dog aerial is unless you are into that shit.
Luis Evans
Someone saw this footage and thought
>yes
>thousands of people on the internet want to see people who look like this
Ethan Edwards
the point is this shit was for kids/gamers the fuck are they supposed to know about ski terminology
Caleb Ramirez
Zachary Bailey
These guys look like burnouts. At least the guido one's girlfriend has the courtesy to doll herself up for the camera. This channel was only ever tolerable because AVGN seemed to genuinely try but after he ended Board James and swapped Bootsy for the fat fucks, it's completely unwatchable.
Dominic Anderson
Why does he keep doing that fucking söy-gape shit? He's like a robot that reverts to some preset facial expression whenever something "funnay" or "special" happens. It's a fucking disgrace and I hate it.
Carson Sanchez
For money.
Easton Gutierrez
Opening your mouth like that isn't gonna generate you money, unless you're working at a gloryhole station.
Carter Williams
By YouTube's logic, it generates clicks when people open their mouths like that.
Aaron Kelly
Colton Long
Jackson Sanders
How? Is it an auto-detect AI thing or do you mean psychologically most of the dumdums feel more inclined to click on a thumbnail that has a söygape on it?
Luis Powell
Psychological.
Aiden Hall
Christian Gray
Upload the stream, Mike! God damn it!
Asher Bell
Kids are more likely to click on an exciting looking thumbnail with big clickbait text bright colors or people looking excited/astonished/scared/whatever, ideally a combination of all 3. It doesn't take a fucking genius to figure out why youtubers do this.
Luke Johnson
Don't forget flashy arrows pointing at randomg things in the thumbnail.
Carter Perez
Aiden Martin
Kevin Parker
Sebastian Mitchell
Game the FUCK on, dudes and dudettes!
Adam Clark
>AVGN
>kids show
Grayson Moore
Leo Reyes
Isaiah Williams
JM&M used to be comfy as fuck, but recently it's just painfully boring, mostly due to James being apathetic and neutral to fucking everything. Also being slow as a 60 year old boomer that never touched a video game before.
"aha.. yeah... aha... yeah... yeah, aha... oh yeah that sucks. Mhm... aha... yeah..."
Mike is the only one trying to make whatever shit they're playing funny these days. Blergh.
Bentley Gonzalez
Are you seriously implying it's not? Literally everything about it is juvenile, the "humor" most of all. What are you fucking 14?
Colton Butler
JMM was a good show at one point, when they would bring out obscure games or even games they liked. Now they are both soulless shells sitting on the couch, filming one day out of the month for two hours. Did you see that Mega Man X stream? Holy shit, James is literally frantically freaking out because the time. "We only have five minutes left to beat the end boss of this game we just spent all this time to get to".
Cut to James sitting on the couch at literally four in the morning quietly playing the game while he has a fucking baby monitor sitting next to him and screaming kid keeps interrupting him. He even comes back AGAIN an hour or two later. It was a fucking pathetic.
Hunter Davis
Hudson Cruz
I think he invented it as a joke to convey exaggerated shock, but then actual soiboys took it seriously.
Gavin Mitchell
Do you honestly not understand the concept of mugging for the camera?
Kayden Wood
James does Streams? I thought only Mike did
Zachary Gray
I meant their James and Mike plays/stream.
Nathan Johnson
That Hog Kong episode
Typical ignorant american
Ryder Jenkins
The Goonies was the last enjoyable one imo, mostly because it gave them something to bounce off to. I didnt even bother watching the ninja game shit because it seemed like it was just 40 minutes of james sucking ass at an average Sega game
Owen Williams
The Shinobi 3 episode was fucking painful. Once again, they didn't finish the game and James says "Oh, yeah... I'll um play it later..." then proceeds to look up the end boss on his phone while Mike looks like he either wants to kill James or himself.
Brody Anderson
When he filmed nerd movie?
When he allowed obese people on camera?
Kayden Gonzalez
Those "obese people" are actually, factually his bosses.
Kevin Morgan
Board James final episode. It was so bad, that he had to make another video explaining the finale.
Nicholas Reyes
Wasn't the Sega Activiator Christmas episode the most disliked? Even more than Gilbert/Lloyd? He had to do a commentary over it and explain it was the most expensive. He was really pissed off in and talked down to the audience. It was also the last episode that Kyle Justin and Bootsy helped on. Strange.
Jose Cox
Sega Activiator Christmas is actually a good video
Ryder Bennett
I mean, compared to the shit we have now from James and co? Yeah it's better than those.
Chase Wilson
What's going on with his hair?
Jordan Powell
Asher Campbell
where did the hair go?
Justin Jenkins
*Blocks your path*
Owen Garcia
Man, James aged poorly.
Connor Hall
hes a fag and a tool
Juan Sullivan
Lucas Lewis
HOLY FUCK LMAO
Brody Price
Almost all of your favorite AVGN lines were written by this guy.
Brandon Lewis
BASED Mike.
Carter White
Truly the heart of cinemassacre.
Daniel Evans
Well... apparently they were right. Tbh these guys do look a little dead.
Jason Williams
Mmm hmm. Yup.
Brayden Campbell
and my favorite web comic too
Austin Evans
Daily reminder Mike put Loco Bandito on Jesus' chest in one of the earliest AVGN episodes AND NOBODY FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGES IT.
youtube.com
Watch at 5:12
I even mentioned it in the comments three times, but *someone* kept deleting my comment.
Ian Turner
Jesus Christ... WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!?
Liam Rivera
this was the only time I've seen James drink
It was kino when he spooked everyone with the skeleton
Ryan Miller
It pisses me off they didn't upload even a single clip from it. LAME.
Matthew Hernandez
tony was supposed to upload clips but never got around to it
Aaron Carter
Pfffft. Tony can't even wipe his own ass. He'll never fucking upload it.
Carter Peterson
I remember he and Mike argued on what a Harpy and a Scythe is and why the grim reaper has it as a weapon. Lmao.
I think that might be the last ep. I watched. It was so abismally bad I couldn't believe it. What the fuck were they thinking?
David Hughes
>.... help.... me....
Asher Young
Autist no one knows what hot dog aerial means. Stop making this thread
Eli Nelson
do those fatasses only own two shirts?
Leo Jenkins
>Fred Fuchs FUCKS loloollolololol
>lol my dog FARTED while playing DKC XD!
>Tit-us? What the fuck is that?
Isaac Gomez
>>Tit-us? What the fuck is that?
kek, I always crack up at this one, pls don't judge me
Lincoln Allen
>söygape thumbnail
>shitty guest appearance
>PS4 game
>nu-AVGN
Oof and also yikes
Brandon Fisher
Hopefully someone someday explains the difference between fluent and fluid to James.
Carson Hughes
dee vee day
Jaxson King
Nathan Lee
Super 'Intendo
Say-din
Mou-dins
Werewoof
Al-liuns
Matthew Powell
Daniel Butler
door-ing
woofman
burry
compielation
man duh luh
Brayden Jackson
You now remember Captain S.
Joshua Evans
Nathan Myers
Aiden Reed
Pic related.
Levi Gonzalez
Mike needs a solo show.
Ryan Gomez
Erin is so gross.
Joshua Hill
bitch looks like a tranny
Nathan Lee
Owen Jackson
I wonder how much Mike beat James before and after this presentation.
Benjamin Gray
because it is one user...
Jordan Thomas
XDDD epic
William Green
No, she really doesn't.
Charles Thomas
Jacob Bennett
Zombie AVGN.
Parker Moore
fuck off kieran
Juan Johnson
Caleb Myers
Seriously Yea Forums, step your game up. I know most of your are horny and would fuck a shoe but Arin really isn't that good looking. Hipsters glasses and dyed hair should be red flags even to you bros. And that isn't even to mention her unattractive, bored voice or her pudgy nose. You deserve better, user, trust me.
Michael Wood
Fuck his wife in the ass.......
Xavier Rivera
Jeremiah Taylor
Somebody post Ryan's pathetic toy "review" channel
Luke Morales
Thomas Thomas
Huh? Did they copy RLM???
Dominic Green
Overanalyzers predated Half in the Bag
Leo Carter
It's not right or fair to call James sóy for this. He was doing this face for more than a decade before it became a part of sóy culture.
That said, he very much is rather sóy these days, thanks to the company he keeps.
Wyatt White
Jack Campbell
It's not right calling the Hitler Salute as "the Roman Salute" either but that's how it goes.
Tyler Wright
We're going to be wishing for the year that it was just Mike and James doing Monster Madness. Imagine how SHITTY it's going to be now with Screenslave on board!
Isaac Peterson
it was already shitty last year
Julian Carter
Chase Evans
those retarded sideburns
Ian Howard
his streams are more comfy than anything on Cinemassacre these days
Matthew Cox
tfw Mike had to explain to James what a harpy is
Angel Lopez
Who's the guy in the blue?
David Edwards
That just goes to show how involved Mike was. He legitimately wrote most of the earlier avgn material
Eli Walker
best episode is Plumbers don't wear ties or the castlevania series, or almost any of his console reviews
except the atari 5200 one, I mean its not a bad video but its not a good console review since its just him doing physical comedy most of the video
texas chainsaw one was good too
god everything pre episode 100 is just great
Aiden Baker
Yeah, he's been doing that face for years. Oddly, that's also the face that works well on Youtube thumbnails because it makes the videos "look more shocking and interesting" according to analysts.
Carter Cooper
I don't know what a hot dog aerial is either. You're an autist.
Brandon Price
fuck wrong thread
please don't ban me
Robert Rodriguez
That video made me realize that death has a scythe for "harvesting souls" lmao.
Xavier Price
Joseph Young
I blame Jame's wife. She is the one behind a lot of the problems in Cinemassacre, so Mike had to make a pact with the devil (Screenwave) to keep everything alive. I'm not defending Mike's actions though, that decision brought a lot of damage to the reputation of Cinemassacre.
Cooper Torres
what
Isaiah Parker
Vinny from Vinesauce
Logan James
Vinny looks fucking sickly, outside of the 2 pictures you always see of him.
Jason Williams
James is based, all the haters are soiboy mcfucktards who watch let's plays and my little pony.
Isaac Cooper
She posts on Yea Forums.
Jacob Hall
loco bandito xD
Connor White
looks like your average skinny hipster gaming musician
Adam Torres
does she? i used to watch her vids.
Bentley Robinson
user, you fucking mad man.
Luis Kelly
Why do you think he hates foreigners so much?
Josiah Stewart
What did he do on his year away?
Gabriel Hernandez
Fuck'n Kek
Easton Gomez
Whatever happened to this?
Dominic Sanders
Is he really the one pulling the strings or are there people above him? How does he wield so much power?
Ayden Fisher
it's no wonder that his wife (april rofle) resorts to having sex with black men. james rolfe is a cuckold.
Leo Clark
1. Go to to the 4plebs archive page for this thread
archive.4plebs.org
2. Look at this image
3. ????
4. Shit bricks
Jaxson Gonzalez
BROWN BRICKS
Asher Foster
Am I the only one who didnt care about Bootsy? He was better than the fat guys, but that isn't saying much. I liked it when it was just James and Mike occasionally tagging along.
Elijah Ross
Fuck off, I like bootsy - and having someone skinny was better than four to five fatties - plus bootsy beats was actually a good tutorial series.
Kayden Foster
The Bootsy leaving drama is what put Bootsy over, before that he was anti-dimes personified
Jose Martinez
no. he was alright but the only reason people give a fuck is because hes gone.
Wyatt Peterson
That's hilarious. Nice catch
Bentley Perez
Does anyone else remember that time mike matei exposed himself to a child and then deleted all the evidence online calling it revenge porn? I know youre reading this mike!