SERIE A MATCHDAY 33 >Friday, 15th April 19:00 Spezia - Inter 21:00 Milan - Genua
>Saturday 16th April 12:30 Cagliari - Sassuolo 14:30 Udinese - Empoli 14:30 Sampdoria - Salernita 16:30 Fiorentina - Venezia 18:30 Juventus - Bologna 20:45 Lazio - Torino
>Monday 18th April 19:00 Napoli - Roma 21:00 Atalanta - Verona
Coppa Italia Semifinals >Tuesday 19th April 21:00 Inter - Milan (0:0)
>Wednesday 20th April 21:00 Juventus - Fiorentina (1:0)
Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls and transfermarkt is always right.
> Divock Origi to Milan as a free agent is a done deal. Four-year contract worth €3.5M/year. He turned bids from Newcastle, Crystal Palace and Bayer Leverkusen to join Milan
> Torino full back Mërgim Vojvoda has met with Maldini and has agreed personal terms with the club. Milan in will submit an official offer to Torino in the summer
>Arab investment fund Investcorp, which is based in Bahrain, are interested in buying Milan and Lille. Milan are in talks with the fund >Investcorp is a leading global manager of alternative investments with six lines of businesses, including: private equity, real estate, absolute return investments, infrastructure, credit management, and strategic capital. Company was founded in 1982
Wyatt Powell
> La Lazio sarebbe interessata a Nicolò Fagioli, centrocampista classe 2001 della Juventus, attualmente in forza alla Cremonese, in vista della prossima stagione. Come riportato da "Radiosei", il ragazzo, che si è imposto nel club grigiorosso come uno dei migliori centrocampisti della Serie B, sarebbe ben più di un'idea per i biancocelesti. Resta da capire se il nome di Fagioli possa diventare buono per aprire alla Juve uno spiraglio per l'acquisto del cartellino di Milinkovic-Savic, grande obiettivo di mercato bianconero. lmao, who is gonna tell to FAGiolifag?
Caleb Cruz
I want silvio back
Andrew Perry
I think he'd rather play for lazio than for cremonese or some other shit team
Kevin Smith
if he is signing for lazio it won’t be on loan but on a definitive transfer. not that i care *that* much, i don’t know the player, i just found it fun after all that fagioliposting
I 100% would if that lowers the SMS price by a bit, it's not like he was going to play anyway (and he's also never played in Serie A so who knows how good he might actually be)
Colton Sanders
Why would anyone want to sign players like Asensio, Pogba or SMS after their hype/peak potential. These players didn't make it and will never truly make it.
Jordan Ortiz
as a fagioli specialist, i already read it earlier this morning. also messaggero reports the same news. probably it is just some silly idea of tare’s. made me lol. yeah , my fellow jj customer. truerats was a considered a little champion after playing 1 year in serie B with immobile, insigne, caprari, etc. and rightfully so. while beans is a oggetto misterioso despite single-handedly taking to /seriea/ the same bunch of shitters who got 13th the last year.
Jack Hernandez
succulent lips
Kevin Williams
Why would anyone want to sign someone called beans lmao
Juan Reyes
I have no idea what makes you so obsessed with Fagioli, perhaps you're his agent or something idk, but why the fuck would you not sell him if it would help getting SMS. It's not like you already have Rovella and Miretti (who I admit play in different roles, but it's not like that matters anyway with Allegro lmao) who I'm 90% sure will barely get to play a single full match before inevitably getting swapped for someone else.
Austin Flores
> Rovella and Miretti well then lazio can take both of them , together with the better ranocchia’s , and gib >us il sergente.
Oliver King
Unironically where do I sign?
Charles Phillips
24-F
I dunno if this is common but I'm literally addicted to donating to small/medium streamers, like after I've paid my rent and brought food I'll spend the rest on streamers.
There are 2 streamers who I donate all my money to and recently I felt really gross about my donation instead of the usual serotonin hit I get.
The streamer (avg 3-5 viewers) asked me if I wanted to do a wager with her, as to whether she won a game as I had previously I.e. If she wins the round I gift 10 subs - I didn't want to this time, but she kept pushing it so in the end I did when she won, bc I felt guilty... Then afterwards I felt so gross and bad and.... Yeah I deleted the twitch app and discord I need a long break to reevaluate my life LOL
I am 100% aware of how crazy I sound, and I know I should just stop and have self control but... Yeah today I'm quitting cold turkey for at least 2 weeks then Im gonna go back to watching twitch and only keep a monthly sub to 1 of the streamers.
I literally make barely above minimum wage and keep going into overdraft just to donate... That's how bad its gotten.
If anyone has some advice or relates I'd greatly appreciate it lol
Hudson Johnson
everyone would sign it which is why lotito won’t. miretti etc will never match SMS level. fagioli will overcome it quite easily. probably already has.
Cooper Davis
>better ranocchia's
I will not let you slender my boy like this, Froggy would be a starter at both Lazio and Roma
Juventus changed my way of seeing things, it made me more solid, aware, adult. Here I learned how to win and how to bear the weight of the responsibility of wearing the bianconero. There are few clubs in the world that are so iconic, organised and successful. This is why the renewal has never been questioned and was strongly desired. Juve is and remains the best choice I could make in this moment of my football life, having the opportunity to measure myself daily with champions of the highest level, having the chance to continue to improve and compete at a higher level is what pushed me to have no doubts from the beginning. Thanks to the club, to my teammates and to you, the fans. Our story continues, together!
I don't own a car, if I need to go somewhere I drive my dad's old Saab
Isaiah Reyes
>juve >vincente lmao
James Walker
wtf duccio are you a mammone? don't dutchies leave their family houses as soon as they can?
Jaxon Thomas
wtf the poor lad has his head stuck in a bowl of spaghetti
Isaiah Brooks
I meant it like that if I went on vacation to France or whatever that I can borrow the car, I left the nest at 17. For me there is 0 reason to own my own car right now considering where I live and work
Landon Jenkins
>vacation to France >France betrayer
Hunter Moore
what bike do you have when i went to amsterdam people were diving bikes like mad > I left the nest at 17 based chad.
Aaron Kelly
Not my fault we have a nice house on the coast there and that the good parts of Italy are so far away
I have a swapfiets, you pay a monthly cost and you always have a bike (the ones with a blue front tire if you're familiar with them). Covers all repairs and it being stolen and stuff
Anthony Wright
> swapfiets yeah we have them in milan too but it is not common for people to use them
