/mlb/ general: SWAGGER edition

CIN: India leaves vs. Dodgers with hamstring tightness
DET: Báez will not play Friday due to thumb soreness
CHC: Frank Schwindel homers in Cubs' win over Rockies
TEX: Jonah Heim homers, plates five in win over Angels
LAA: Shohei Ohtani allows six runs in loss to Rangers
CIN: India leaves game against Dodgers with trainer
SD: Manny Machado has five hits, two steals vs. Braves
SD: C.J. Abrams slugs first career home run Thursday
ATL: Acuña Jr. could begin rehab assignment next week
CIN: Castillo (shoulder) to throw live bullpen Friday

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>2 early
Yep, that's a houspie thread for ya

doyers

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based op

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"Put me in, coach!"

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BASED MIGUELITO POSTER

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Its just SPAM at this point. Holy fuck fuck these fucking assholes

careful m8

Rule 3 b asshole read rule 3 section b!

Reasons for todays Ohtani performance
>Roof was open
>Jonah Heim was on fire
>It had been raining
>Ohtani was distracted by people eating

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I got a jannie warning for posting >dookie shitts
kek

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Oh the mawds are gonna have a FIELD day with him. The mawds are gonna have a five star meal with this one! The mawds are gonna be caught with their hands in the cookie jar with this one!

LETS GO DADS LETS GO :CLAP: :CLAP:

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lol u da man|?

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HOOCHIE MAMA!

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Fuck you idiot

So what's the Dane's story with baseball? The Spaniard gave his.

I hate LgAy so fucking much

We ain't even gay

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got into it last season iirc because of Ohtani and was into betting on games. pretty smart guy with weird knowledge gaps.

how accurate am I?

Gaymies (Gay Teamies)
Alternatively, Gay Games

he's a degenerate gambler with a lot of money to burn

Yeah it's because i bet on Ohtani for MVP (x12) so i would watch his games and i became an ohtani fan and i started to watch baseball

It's a good sport, don't let the gambling ruin it for you

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yeah i've decided i will not bet anymore on Angels games. I have a world series bet on them anyway

For what year?

I hate the Dodgers... except when they make me money

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2022

i like him even more now

how much? hope you didn't stake your future on it

Did my Marlins make people money tonight?

Lol, they aren't even going to make the playoffs. They're getting blown out by shit teams like the Rangers

Probably not too many people betting on that game.

not a lot. But the odds are high

2003 Marlins

user, i...

Gagashka moment

Give them Dodgers a W!

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Aint no W in dodgers, son

My Dodgers.

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my Dodgies won :)

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[W]E LOVE IT

My pirates (:

MY tidies

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Dodgers sweep baby

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cubgers lookin solid

based sausage grill

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GOT DAYUM

Breaking Kershaw's fingers

Jay sisters...

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my A's :)

doyers!

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if our a's take 2 out of 3 from toronto i will pee myself from giddy glee