Tfw got my ass kicked again

>tfw got my ass kicked again

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been in dozens of fights and never lost, if it's more than 2 guys i run away tho

sensible

was she hot?
femdom is the kino fetish

this

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don't let your mom do it OP its not healthy

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idk, as someone thats gotten my ass beat a couple times, i never really felt bad or whatever about losing, its just physically annoying to be in pain and swolen and shit. maybe the first time when you think its some test of manhood but it just becomes another thing that happens

>t. last got my ass beat by two trumptards for being mexican near their car

Maybe you should watch your tongue, loudmouth.

never been in a fight, should I take boxing lessons to fill the void?

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Only "fight" I ever lost was a slap boxing match, but I was nearly blackout drunk at the time

>getting your ass beat
ur too slowwwwww

I've technically never lost a fight, but in reality all I've ever done is clock them in the face and run. Some think of that as sucker-punching, but when the situation is obviously gonna escalate and I'm standing face to face with someone, I'm not getting my ass beat by some sociopath because of some vague shit.

that's what you get for ignoring your training, user.

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>Letting a Trumptard kick your ass
You're making me reconsider the wall, Paco

Im such a retard but I can fight pretty good. All that bullying i endured payed off I guess.

I throw a little then shift left. The shift is my only real move. Dickhead at the bar is not prepared to be attacked across his lead foot and if my punches dont do the trick I will shove my opponent down across their feet. Then kicks or standing to ground.

Fighting makes me feel like a crazy person and a spaz but I lose control of myself when I feel threatened by someone in a public space. It feels good to throttle someone who has pegged you for a twink.

Ive also guillotined many people a good front choke is prolly the best defensive tool for street fighting. I dont like a braxillian style guillotine and do more of an american style one like urijiah faber. Idk how you choke anyone with an arm in

god i wish she would bully me

Friendly reminder the video cuts out right before the sheboon starts beating the shit out of the stacy

this totally happened

>be the first one to throw a punch and unexpectedly hit the other guy as hard as you can in the nose or chin

literally how to win 90% of fights in the first world. most people at heart are betas who never have to find out what they're made of and when you suddenly force them to with the above method it fucks them up.

watch your ass with that other 10% though

You have never been in a fight.

>not having a gun chambered in .44

If someone looks funny at me I show my gun
If they say something I pull it out and pull the slide in a aggressive way.

they run away or say sorry.

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If I had to fight you i would stick my left hand in your face, with my fingers outstretched looking for your eyes, then snap forward and left and club you with my right

A very basic boxing attack really.

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