ATL: Acuña Jr. could begin rehab assignment next week
CIN: Castillo (shoulder) to throw live bullpen Friday
CIN: Tommy Pham (hand) could return to lineup on Friday
DET: Báez scratched again on Thursday with sore thumb
SD: Snell heads to injured list with adductor strain
SD: Gore officially called up to start Friday vs. ATL
CLE: Guardians make extension for Jose Ramírez official
ATL: Bryce Elder will start Sunday against San Diego
SEA: Logan Gilbert allows just unearned run in victory
SEA: Kelenic homers, steals base in win over White Sox
/mlb/ general - EASTER SUNDAY edition
"Put me in, coach!"
doyers
>bails himself out with a big dinger
just Ohtani things
noo you can't forget the heckin headlinerinos
>4 Ks looking by Dane Dunning in Texas
No one finds this suspicious? Look at where those "strikes" were.
>SEA: Kelenic homers, steals base in win over White Sox
based.
the old maaaaaaa-eeee-an is down the ro-oh-oad.
You must be the guy that got his thread deleted lmao
maddon will keep ohtani in unlike gay roberts
Le Guardinos!
baseball is fake we know
>muh framing
ROBO UMP NOW
>implying shitani would ever be perfect after 7
kek denmark sure is stupid
My pirates (:
*
Padres crowd is pretty loud. How on earth did they lose the Chargers?
my berds ):
Spanos never wanted to stay
It'll be back to shit tomorrow even if it's a Friday.
>Chargers
And how are they doing in LA?
this guy is sitting there eating and on his phone
he probably paid big money for the seat and sits there and chomps.
typical texas
It's Thursday
philthies posting seems to have dried up
He probably didn’t pay anything and his job gave them to him
Sign him
he gave up 4 runs lel
go get conquered by norway again you dumb piece of shit
i can tell you're poor
>*chomp chomp*
>oh is that ohtani..
>*chomp chomp*
>oh don jr just tweeted..
>*chomp chomp*
>rags fan
that in and of itself must be hell
LA sucks
san fagsisco kek
Let's talk about them Dodgers
braves look like garbage
Which ballpark has the best food and why is it TMobile park?
that is a bokken not a baseball bat
Is Musgrove an ace?
doyers
how many grasshoppers are in this burger?
I think the Chargers leaving coinciding with the Padres spending more money gave excitement to the city. Other teams should follow considering they're breaking attendance records
HEY VIN SCULLY
WE GOTTA HAVE A TALK
he's been liked by the analytics people for a while
jalapenos is only put on shit food to mask the taste
>LA
>tranime
The Samurai fears the Jonah!
this is such an embarrassingly white opinion lmao spicy shit brings out flavor if you don't overdo it
ohtani is getting absolutely crushed, even the outs are smoked
none retard, and its not a burger
>embarrassingly white
weird concept
safe
>Marcus Semen
That'll be 150 million, plus tip
the thirdies are always seething over here.
>SHITani
M's!
Ohtani has been figured out, like mahomes
It happens
peppers spice things up and add zest, you know nothing about peppers
>t. can't stand the bants
Thank god I didn't watch ohtani day today. After the week of work I had I may have just killed myself
Thanks to the new Ohtani Rule, he can remain in the game to strike out 2 more times at the plate even after being removed from the mound
don't need to.
>muh... m... mah.... makeena.... I think it means machine
absolute state of padres announcers
Is Logan Webb a top 5 or top 10 pitcher?
barfs