A modern day masterpiece. Historians will look back on this film, nay, kino, like we do to Citizen Kane

A modern day masterpiece. Historians will look back on this film, nay, kino, like we do to Citizen Kane.

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Asian people are gay lol not gonna watch your gay Asian people movie you oriental gayfer

Dumb hick.

If I want to see what the Asians are up to I'd go out to hibachi or Thai food not watch their gay stinky movies you fag

If you would just give it a chance you would like it. There isn't even a lot of dialogue so there aren't a ton of subtitles you have to read.

Any reading is too much imo, and their disgusting screeching language is like nails on a chalk board so I can't focus on the subs anyways. America makes movies, let the slants stick to their video games and rice balls

Its great movie.But this is obvious bait

How do I watch this?

>movie historians

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I can't empathize with nonwhite characters.

Nonhuman*

agreed. shit like this is just to get people to now proclaim that the movie is overrated. how the cycle works with every good movie on this board

What the fuck is wrong with you

Good but not great. That's the truth.

it was a good movie but I didn't understand half of what the actors said, i might rewatch it with subtitles next time just like i did with breaking bad

I empathize more with animals than with asians. Call me when disney remakes it with animals ok?

This is a remake of the manga right? The one where a parasite eats his hand and then becomes his hand and they fight other parasites together. I'm pretty sure it was called "David and the parasite"

honest question, why can’t asians act?

Kim Ki-taek (Song Kang-ho), an unemployed driver, lives with his wife Choong Sook (Jang Hye-jin) and two college-age children in a shabby semi-basement apartment. The family struggles to make ends meet by folding pizza boxes and leech off the wi-fi connection of their neighbors.

One day Ki-taek's son Ki-woo (Choi Woo-shik) is having drinks with his friend Min (Park Seo-joon) who is currently employed as an English tutor for the sophomore daughter of a wealthy family. Min is leaving to study abroad and suggests that Ki-woo take his place since he has been studying for the university entrance exam unsuccessfully for the past four years, although he tells him that he plans to ask the daughter to be his girlfriend, once she enters university.

Like the insects they descend from, Asians convey their emotions with pheromones. This does not lend itself well to traditional media.

Did you watch it without subtitles??

Ki-woo is interviewed at the extremely luxurious and spacious mansion of the Park family. He’s received by Mrs Park (Jo Yeo-jeong), the simple-minded housewife of Mr Park (Lee Sun-gyun). He gets the job and as he’s leaving the house notices a painting by the Parks' younger son hung on the wall. Under the pretext that his artistic potential should be nurtured, he suggests to employ as an art tutor his friend named Jessica, who he says went to art school in the US, but in reality is his sister Ki-jeong (Park So-Dam).

After being accepted into the Park home as an art therapy tutor for their young son, Da-song (Jung Hyun-joon), Ki-jeong designs a plot to get Mr Park's driver fired and replaced with her father Ki-taek. Once Ki-taek is employed, he manages to get the final Kim family member, his wife, Choong-sook, employed as a housekeeper after getting the current one fired by suggesting that her allergy to peaches is in fact active tuberculosis.

One day, the Parks leave to camp in the countryside. Ki-taek and his family take advantage of this opportunity to get drunk on the expensive liquor present in the house. Suddenly, the former housekeeper, Moon-kwang (Lee Jung Eun) visits claiming that she came to retrieve something she couldn’t take when she left the house. In fact the former housekeeper’s husband (Park Myung-hoon) has been living in the basement bunker of the house, hiding from the loan sharks he borrowed money from for a series of unsuccessful businesses. In a bizarre show of respect for his 'benefactor' Mr Park, he acts as a human motion-sensor by turning on the lights above the staircase manually. A fight ensues as Moon-kwang and her husband learn the truth about the Kims. Ki-taek and his family manage to confine the couple in the basement bunker, seriously wounding Moon-kwang in the process.

>gook shit
Yuck!

You fucking racist prick asshole!!

are the subs available shit

The next day, Mrs Park, ignorant of the family's homelessness, plans to throw a birthday party for her son and invites the whole Kim family to take part in the festivities. Ki-woo, who feels responsible for the turn of events, goes down to the bunker, carrying with him the large rock, intending to use it as some form of weapon. Ki-woo discovers the former housekeeper has died from her wounds. Her husband attacks Ki-woo and manages to get out of the basement and knocks Ki-woo unconscious with the rock. He takes a knife, searches the small crowd for the Kims and attempts to stab them. He only slashes at the wealthy celebrants insofar as they impede his path to his targets. He mortally wounds Ki-jeong, the daughter. Park's son faints as a result of seeing Moon-kwang's husband, whom he had mistaken for a ghost several years prior. The former housekeeper Moon-kwang's husband then attacks Choong-sook. As Ki-taek is by his dying daughter's side and preparing to help his wife against the attacker, Mr Park attempts to flee with his fainted son, yelling at Ki-taek to throw him the car keys. Choong-sook manages to kill Moon-kwang's husband. Turning over the corpse to retrieve the car keys thrown by Ki-taek, Park pinches his nose, recoiling from the smell of the man's body. Ki-taek previously overheard the Parks describing his own odour as vile. Observing Mr Park's recoil, Ki-taek stabs Park, killing him.

Ki-taek escapes and goes into hiding in the bunker, eventually taking the place of Moon-kwang's husband for the subsequent families settling in the manor. The film closes by narrated letters exchanged between Ki-taek and Ki-woo, using the lights of the manor at night as a Morse Code vehicle. Ki-woo promises that one day, he will make money and buy the house so his father can live with them. A hypothetical prolepsis shows Ki-woo touring the house with an estate agent.

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I noticed maybe like one or two errors, otherwise they are fine.

Yes.

>another Gook film manipulates sociological issues with zero nuance and an over the top twist
So this is where Jordan Peele gets his inspiration.

And what was the twist pray tell? Did you even watch this movie?

Black's can't read so subtitled works are out of the question

only weaboos care about live-action anime

that there's been people living in a secret basement under the house the whole time? not even that guy but there's definitely a twist

That isn't a twist you moron.

But 90% of American movies star jews

Not him. That most definitely is a twist, you disingenuous fuck.

No, it is not. Moron #2 detected.

Absolutely this, when going to the movie I was just saying to my friend "i hope it won't be a surface level "rich bad" movie" thinking of the Burning and it was exactly that and with one of the actors being the same to boot. Well, I'm pretty sure that's him.
Are you implying that the guy doesn't know what he is talking about ? In my theater they even showed the pretentious fag director asking of people to not spoil the movie for the people who would go next in the theater, did he anticipate avengers levels of showing or something? Even dogfucker said "it's one of those movies that benefits from not knowing anything about it going in". The whole tone changes after the basement reveal so it's definitely a twist.

You’re wasting your time, not that it’s worth anything. Argue something else or just give up.

eyes are the best method

Parasite is 'rich bad'movie
>Literally brainlet

Moron #3 has arrived.

>Burning is 'rich bad'movie

Why do you even bother to watch foreign movie?

Was good, what other gook movies should one watch?

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open netfrix and search gook, many gorden master pieces wirr appear

>Theater shows director's saying
Where are you from?

Were you on your phone when you "watched" Burning & Parsite?

the one about the woman in an asylum who thinks she's a cyborg and refuses to eat because she's solar powered. It was cute.

Because I'm always hopeful that a movie will tell me something nuanced about humanity or that it simply will be good/pleasant to watch, like castaway on the moon. And I get mad when a movie that takes credit on my patients with a promise to deliver something substantial ends up delivering something surface level or even misguided at the core.
second-ish third world
Parasite unfortunately no, Burning pretty sure i mostly payed attention because shots were often great but I did feel betrayed by the end.

Stop shilling this bug people flick

I refuse to ever watch it now

>feeling betrayed by a film

LOL grow up.

Stop wasting your time to watch movie.You literally dont have basic IQ to understand simple thing.I never thought there would be a person who thinks Burning is just 'rich bad' movie

>Guy discovers someone has been living in the house secretly. Then he himself has to hide there to escape the police.

WOW!!! THAT THRILLING SLOW BURN AND AMAZING TWISTS!!! GIVE IT THE PALM DORE!!!

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You need to get a refund on those ESL lessons, Kim.

Why not? Imagine your friend telling you "duuude i will tell you the CRAZIEST shit, it's a slow burn and will take a while but TRUST me it's worth it" and then just tells you how he got a parking ticket or something. Fuck that friend and fuck the director that thought that that shit was worth spending my time on. By all means he can do what he wants but I will also feel what i feel in regards to his work

It's not just that but it's essentially about poor people being insecure about being poor.

It's another ordinary well-made but emotionally manipulative film.

Based and truthpilled

Manipulative how? rich arr bad? Vote for bernie?

Where can I watch this kino?

on any kind of display

First act:
>rich are snobby, delusional and fake
>poor are manipulative and spiteful
Reveal:
>servile poor became basement dweller for being poor (debt)
>basement dweller idolizes the rich
>poor vs poor ensues
>karmic punishment (flood)
>Final Act:
>poor vs poor vs rich ensues
>poor take revenge on the rich
Epilogue:
>revenge is bad
>poor father replaces basement dweller as punishment
>rich people were not really that bad
>poor son redeems himself and becomes rich, liberates poor father

Remind me again how this movie is not about class conflict.

kino post

Fucking smartass. If you were in front of me right now I'd gouge your fucking eyes out.

Search for it on thepiratebay, it's there.

It is about class conflict? Class inequality is a huge problem in Korea

Side note, why is Yea Forums so fucking bad? Just look at this thread, a fucking trainwreck full of people who can't appreciate a movie that's not about fucking superheros

>He appreciates Ching Chong commie propaganda

No thanks,user. All Asian language sounds horrible

lmao wtf

>Any reading is too much imo
kek

and nobody cares what happens to them

no u

You're getting pushback because you keep making these same threads sucking this movie's tiny dick, and you've been doing it for quite some time. I appreciate that you're excited about this movie, really, I am, but if you keep making thread after thread after thread just tossing empty praise at this movie while getting so unbelievably upset when people don't like it, well, it's only going to encourage more shitposters coming in telling you that Koreans are subhumans that eat dogs and hating the movie. Maybe that's your whole plan, like it's some master troll, but otherwise, you're just shooting yourself in the foot.
My advice would be to check the catalog first ( didn't) and if you don't see a thread, consider making one, but only if you have something of substance to say about the movie. Just going "ah it's so good ah i cummed fifty times watching this movie" isn't really interesting. Maybe take a moment to actually think about the movie and come up with something to talk about, like propose a theory or ask an interesting question or fucking something.

wow, that sounds extremely fucking boring jesus christ

>korean movies
It'll be looked back at how capeshit and another hollywood trash that came out this decade will be looked at

>Ki-woo
Kek sounds like the gooks auditioning to be a ambulance siren rather than a movie star. I didn't read past the name either because I hate you yellow faggots

Do the “good” subs still have a couple errors in them? I’ve watched a few minutes and noticed a couple. Just didn’t know if I had the early shitty ones or not

How do i watch this if i'm in the US?

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Which one is better? Are the subs shit in both?

It was ok-ish, though it was gonna be a good film instead it was a good flick

>It was ok-ish, though it was gonna be a good film instead it was a gook flick
Fixed that for you nerd

>Yea Forumstards can't into soft subs and bitrate
Why are zoomers so fucking computer illiterate?

Pleb

Its MOTY material

What are you talking about? Only one of them lists the bitrate and they both come with subs (one of which uses google translate) so I want to know if the subs are the same? Why are you so angry?

I haven't made any threads you fucking nigger
I just watched it for the first time last night
Also didn't read your whole post

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not clicking that
sug my cog

Burning was better

Kys

Why is this thread so much worse than all the others?

People are recognizing leftist propaganda here.

White "people" really active this time day

Suck your bts dick wit kimchi

>Yea Forums trying to discuss kino
you plebs should really stick to talking about capeshit

Where can I watch this with good subtitles?

nowhere. all the subs available at the moment are crap.

What 'capeshit' does Yea Forums even discuss? And don't say The Boys because that's certified capekino and completely tears real capeshit apart.

The Boys is capeshit trash. Parasite is true kino.

It's gook shit, every lines going to be hello, how you, I'm rite, andru? If they're talking to a kid it's, you study? You go school? Then the whole rest of the film is just them looking at each other with squinty eyes. I guess if you want to watch it without subtitles just know that domo arigato Mr roboto means hello, how are you and ad lib the rest

>The absolute state of Yea Forums discussion