Bergmann?

>Bergmann?
No thanks, I prefer Kieslowski.

>Lynch?
No thanks, I prefer Jodorowsky.

>Tarkovsky?
No thanks, I prefer Parajanov.

>Fellini?
No thanks, I prefer Visconti.

>Kurosawa?
No thanks, I prefer Mizoguchi.

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>BLACKED
No thanks, I prefer FacialAbuse

>Knightley?
No thanks, I prefer Portman

>DC?
no thanks i prefer marvel

>Jorodwsky over Lynch
Jorodwsky is a total pseud. Lynch is a genuine artist

Cringe
Based

Cringe and bluepilled

>James Cameron?
No thanks, I perfer Micheal Bay

Literally, and I’m not joking here, if anyone says this shit to me IRL I’m decking them then and there.

You just made up a bunch of names, didn't you?

Its my honest opinion tbqh (to be quite honest)

>Nuggies?
No thanks, I prefer Tendies.

>>Lynch?
>No thanks, I prefer Jodorowsky.
real intellectuals prefer Lyne

>Bergmann?
>No thanks, I prefer Kieslowski.
Literally no ones living prefers Bergmann to Kieslowki

true. el topo is an abomination. mulholland drive is one of the best movies ever

God, I wish that happens to apu in real life

mcdonalds arthouse

>No thanks, I prefer Jodorowsky
go away dogfucker

>Sneed?
No thanks, I prefer Chuck.

>Simpsons discussion?
No thanks, I prefer mindless spam.

Dumb plebeian

>Mizoguchi

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This. Jodorowsky is lucky he didn't make Dune and can just wax poetic about how epic it could've been

>I had the idea first to film people on boats

fucking kill yourself you subhuman failed abortion.
are you even aware what colossal braindamaged subhuman you are?

>he’s unironically mad

stop watching jap gutter trash

Who the fuck is Bergmann?

Holy shit what a fucking hack.
What a fucking idiot. Kys.

>an actual film connoisseur on my /pol/-lite shitposting board
Fuck off

>No thanks, I prefer Jodorowsky.
plot point mental midget dogfucker detected

very true

based

>actually knowing their names and giving a shit about directors
no thanks, I prefer having sex

True also based and redpilled.

why not both? being so blase as to categorise directors by the use of certain filming styles, or worse yet, simply by nationality is so narrow minded that im surprised you would be capable of appreciating any of the works of those directors

ah-bloo-bloo

>Bergman?
Yes, please.
>Kieslowski?
Yes, please.
>Lynch?
Yes, please.
>Jodorowsky?
Yes, please.
>Tarkovsky?
Yes, please.
>Parajanov?
Yes, please.
>Fellini?
Yes, please.
>Visconti?
Yes, please.
>Kurosawa?
Yes, please.
>Mizoguchi?
Yes, please.
>Film?
Yes, please.

>Kieslowski?
No thanks, I prefer Angelopoulos.

>Jodorowsky?
No thanks, I prefer Ruiz.

>Parajanov?
No thanks, I prefer Bartas.

>Visconti?
No thanks, I prefer Pasolini.

>Mizoguchi?
No thanks, I prefer Yoshida.

Now this is based except for Pasolini.

LYNCHED

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