Will Leo be in the 10th Tarantino film?

Leo as Captain Kirk in Tarantino's Star Trek.

What's Leo's tally? How many women--and men too probably--has he nailed?

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>Leo is depressed deep down

Are you a close friend or something?

living the life

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And yet that expression says to me; "It's all so tiresome..."

easily 500+
he could have 10.000 if he wanted

Off season body Leo?

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>Leo as Captain Kirk
Chris Pine on suicide watch

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Thousands, which only proves how worthless they really are

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Because you're coping.

I bet it's more. Lemmy from Motorhead bedded 1000, and claims it's not that impressive a number given his rockstar status and length of time they were talking about. Leo's probably in the thousands.

disgusting fatbody amerilard baka

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>stop polluting

I get nervous when I walk past girls in public lol

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jealous you worthless cuck?

a rich man without God is just a poor man with money

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even if leo's unhappy in some way, i'll take his flavor of unhappines over mine any day

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because you're a coping post-wall roastoid that is unable to snag prime men due to your exorbitant partner count

This

you people don't have a single healthy brain cell

>worth a quarter bil
>never goes anywhere there isn't a beach and a fast water scooter
>fucks the hottest models and disposes of them at will
>stars in fun, popular movies with his friends
he must depressed haha!

Supposedly that is the only form of working out that he does. I heard an interview from some bimbo that he slammed and she said he had his headphones in blasting music the whole time like the legendary Chad he is

jesus, the body of this broad
FUGGGGGGGGGGG

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>This
>And yet that expression says to me; "It's all so tiresome..."

Imagine the lottery where you get a million dollars a year for every year of the rest of your life.

Not only that but everyone on the planet knows you from now on.

Imagine walking into any hotel or restaurant around the world and getting seats at the table.

Imagine very type of pussy that you can munch on every night.

That is the life of Leo Decaprio.

Who is dis potatonosed horsemaused fuck?

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How old is Leo these days?

I can see fuckin' around for a decade or two, but at some point it has to get boring.

flat
she looks good from the front at least

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>tfw working out and aging dadbod leo slays 10^11 times more
Are you telling me I should have been putting my points in CHA instead if STR?

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yeah he looks tired because he spends every day banging 20 year old models and drinking and eating the best stuff on the planet

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I'm telling you you should to kill him and take his women.

It's called fame and money
They would eat Danny DeVito's ass if it meant articles mention their name.

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imagine the smell

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Of all rich people hobbies, jet skis are the most confusing to me.

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Is that the guy who plays the Flash?

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they get to go pretty fast and if they fall off the water breaks their fall. when you're worth as much as Leo it would be stupid to risk it all on something that could kill you

I want to lick her

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He looks genuienly happy.

They certainly didn't get their fame and money working out.

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You know, past a certain age a man without a family can be a bad thing.

>why yes, i do have dozens of pictures of a celebrity and his girlfriend on my harddrive, how could you tell?

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I know you're trolling but this is what poor fags actually tell themselves.

Name of her plox

does he eat ass?

Camila Morrone

I wouldn't be surprised if this is true, allure of fucking 10/10 wears off. It's like having steak every night after awhile it's not special anymore.

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why is her ass area all red and rashy??

gettin spanked

Camila Rebecca Morrone (born 16 June 1997) is an American model and actress. Morrone was born in Los Angeles, California, United States to Argentine actress Lucila Polak and Argentine model Máximo Morrone. Her parents divorced in 2006. Her mother subsequently had a long-term relationship with actor Al Pacino and though they never married, Morrone refers to Pacino as her step-father

Anal herpes, sadly

>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signalled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.

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He doesnt do anything for his sexual partners, he just lays there and expect them to service him while he distracts himself

>Leo as Captain Kirk

I can't tell if you're joking or not but this would be fucking phenomenal.

please kys today, virgin

>she was 6 months old when Titanic came out.

>leo ascending to the boat
>thot on the deck

This is the last time they spoke as friends.

>what was in this for her.
getting an article written about how you sucked a dude's dick
if you get with Leo after all the news about him you should know what you're dealing with

i cant I already had sex today

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Read up on ikkyu sojun. Similar character except he was a buddhist genius. The main catch was he was into drinking, sex and just hanging out with people. Lived til his 80s in the 15th century.

Leos like a modern version of ikkyu minus the buddhism.

Kind of gross t b h

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Fucking nasty. You must be disgusting too, to find that hot.

lovely feet

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>22 year age gap
That's gonna be a based and redpilled from me.

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You miss the point.
If user had sex today he has accomplished his life's ambition.
From tadpole to frog to fertilized egg, the cycle is now complete.

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how does he still manage to avoid marrying one of these broads?

It might just be his personality, but he looks like his energy is low. It might just be that the 10,000th 10/10 isn't as exciting as the first, but that's probably the kind of thing that would make someone who could achieve that sad. Us poorfags can't understand the things that make rich and famous people depressed, but they still can be depressed. That's how ODs, suicides, and JUSTings still happen. So I question the argument that Leo's alright because he surrounds himself with babes. He may or may not be, only he can say. But he's probably happier around Tobey than these thots, because that connection seems more genuine. Tobey probably doesn't need the validation of being seen with him. His intentions are less questionable.

So do they.

Because if they get uppity he tells them to fuck off and gets a new one.

>have perfect feet
>say something like that

why do women do this

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That red area has the shape of a mapple leaf and it makes her ass looks like the flag of canada

Based
MGMT though?

When I was in my late teens and early 20s I banged loads of sluts, some of them even model-tier and a couple of actual models.
It got so boring after a while I just wanted to be at home playing Dragon's Dogma.
Don't know how Leo copes.

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Because woman want praise for who they are and men want praise for what they are.

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fishing for compliments what else?

>MGMT though?
What's the question here? MGMT is one of the musical acts in decades

It better be KBV3

What would you do if your 23 year old daugther told you shes dating a man over 50?

I forgot they existed in like 2011

>mfw a girl I fucked has a Wikipedia page and you're here seething over it

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boredom, alcoholism, and not being able to trust a woman enough to reproduce with her

Was she patient zero in some experiment ???

>seething
that's a no from me pal, but if you will sperg at least make it believable Jesus getting laid is not finding the holy grail

>the state of this LARP
you dont get defensive, user.

I give 100% that he did vasectomy.

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>when you are so high status and appealing to women that you don't even have to give a damn about them
living the dream

i think he is. i think he regrets living in the limelight and not having any privacy. also i think when you're a massive celebrity who has more money than god and fucks nothing but 20 year old models even that must get boring after a while. i think he should have kids though that might cheer him up. gives you something to care about besides yourself.

It's like a motorcycle on water except safer.

except it's true

lmao
why do you think these rich celebs are always od'ing
as an atheist myself i wish i could believe in god so life had any meaning

Slag #8,390

Why do incels idolize Leo while slamming promiscuous people in general? It's been a running theme for a few weeks now.

It's probably Jonah starting these threads

leo's beards promoting their instas

theyre fun as fuck m8

You know why. They slam promiscuous people out of envy and resentment, but like Leo because he's living their ultimate fantasy

How would they know to come here? Jonah is just about pathetic enough to try to shill on Yea Forums(nel)

noice

the bitch who gets torched in once upon a time in hollywood

only if its under 25

nice milkers and legs
damn

That’s a terrible analogy. You don’t get sick of being hungry, you might get bored of steak, but there is always something else to eat. That’s why he swaps his turbo Stacey girlfriends every few months when the honeymoon phase wears off.

Good God.

Women cause a fear response in all men, that’s why they’re exciting to be around.

He’s russian bubby

Yeah those are bullshit numbers

I love Leo, he pisses off roasties by dating of younger women as well as conservatards by constantly whining about global warming. How can one man be so based?

Imagine you can only listen to the Proclaimers then. Sure, they're a great band but after a while you're just switching between Sunshine on Leith, Letter to America, and Should Have Been Loved. The magic is gone and you're just going through the motions

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What an alpha, he became a chubby neckbeard and still does nothing but date supermodels.

If he is there's no hope for the rest of us.

literally have sex and you'd understand

lmao

Why does this piss off normie woman over 27 on Twitter

Leo is a shit actor. Dont care who he fucks. Bad at his trade and a hypocrite to boot

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you'd be depressed too if you got paid millions to act and pound young hot pussy every night.

Here's a REAL story that's similar to this guys:

I met a really pretty blonde at a small house-warming college party for my friend who was crushing on the girl and she ended up talking to me all night about music because she liked the playlist that was playing, which I created. I was still getting over a girl at the time and didn't see her interest as anything other than being friendly, but would notice that when she was talking to my friend, I caught her looking at me a few times. She became a smaller musician as well as a model in California and modeled for Forever 21 and other smaller brands for a while.

If you think he's bad at his trade you haven't watched very many films.

>anal herpes
Is that really it? I've heard it's quite common but I've only ever had sex with two people.

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No, if you think he’s good at his trade then you unironically havent watched many films

wtf i love increasing my cost of living to stop global warming now

god damn

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haha imagine being in the genetic and financial 0.1% wouldn't that be funny ahahaha

you're trolling, right? you can't be that fucking retarded, no way

#cancelLeo

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He's becoming Jack Nicholson. What a life.

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wtfffffff

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He doesn't give a fuck.

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based and redpilled

Peak masculinity right here