/bb/ Big Brother 21

HoH: Tommy
Noms: Bimbo, Cliff
Veto: Tommy

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jesus christ does christie ever stop talking

nick, tommy and cliff is the new team america

So who are you planning on voting for AFP?

Of the vast internet and the endless choices of life you end up yet again on a Yea Forums Big Brother Thread. Nice.

>#BB21 #BB21Tommy #BB21Christy #BBNEWS wonder if Production Could call these two into the DR and Remind them what it Means when they (PROD) give America the ability to NOM and Vote... That it's wrong to remove our Nom unless they win the veto.Cuz it just makes us even more Angry.

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even dykes couldn't resist his daddy swag

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production going to yell at them to stop

stop projecting

wrong steve you nerd

wasting time on BB wouldn't even crack my bottom 10 worst life choices

they're so boring I bet they don't. besides fuck grodner this is a comp on feeds and they took that away from us

surprised theyre allowing it.. lol

SUMMER OF STEVE
2018

not that Steve you froot loop dingus

Projecting what lmfao

i wasted the last 13 years of my life. this is actually a step in the right direction for me.

hard to believe that, the other one is gay

cliff should get a vote penalty for that shit

the dyke is retarded
>keeps saying guys would do worse because their fingers are bigger
>jackson won
>giving people tips on how to do it
>she's the worst person at it
she just needs to talk 24/7 and spew bullshit

he can still nut into a turkey baster to have that blasted into a lesbo

in al fairness define big... cliffs fingers are fat and short, jacksons are longer and thinner

she said nick would have a harder time too

he dropped his egg 4 times during his trial

the dyke will never know you exist

anal's punishment reminds me of a retarded egg joke i tell girls at parties when they say they can speak french.

>why do the french make their omellete's with one egg?
>because one egg is un oeuf
believe it or not i am alone

this was my first post ITT:

is there even a point to keep watching this season?

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Kat still going home?

UH OH TWITTER GONNA SEETH

the homos getting evicted would be nice to watch and hopefully cliff's reaction to not winning afp

It's Sunday, the house will flip several times by Thursday night.

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soul skaters

>talking about Brink and Johnny Tsunami
I figured they were slightly too young.

the biggest obstacle is that christie prefers to get cliff out and she usually gets her way...

team pupnsuds

we're soul skaters bro

Nicole, Jess, Jackson, Holly
There's your four votes for Kat to go.
It's a straight alliance voting bloc this week.

oh look jackson has tiny girl hands lol

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>holly voting kat out over cliff

lmao what show have you been watching

They're the optimum size for watermelon consumption.

>jackson, you farted AHAHAHAHAHA

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you mean anal
christie nick and tommy want bimbo out

Remember when you fags said the alliance still wouldn't be a thing by this week?

Hahahahahahahaha

Cliff gone, christie running this shit!

Imagine a season where Devin and Jackson are in the Bomb Squad.

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tommy's palm is significantly higher

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She knows how dangerous pregame alliance is because she has one. Kat is good.

imagine the smell

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Later tonight they're going to whip their dicks out and do the same thing. Quarky will go nuts.

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nope... anal and christie prefer cliff out. anal pitched cliff to tommy hard. tommy has asked them to vote his wishes to get kat out.

only nick is hundo p to get kat out but they have all 3 told tommy they will do kat. like the previous user said its only sunday. also, remember last time nicole found out that nick said he had her in his pocket? he said it again and she will find out

you mean nick

Grodner's grodball fucked over Cliff this week. If it was a straight up week, Tommy could backdoor Holly.

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they just spent like half an hour talking about poached eggs and they give her eggs florentine and they're so god damn stupid they don't know that means poached eggs

Christie
Jack
Nick
-Cliff (bella evicted)
Holly (nick wins veto)

man what a steamroll

Let's go Mistie, save Kat!

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>actually thinking they gonna evict this over bimbo

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keeping boomers around is never a good idea

At least Anal is learning housewife skills.

do you think she's smart enough to know it's embarrassing that people have to teach her how to melt cheese?

take a wild guess

that is not nearly enough water to make a poached egg

im gonna make some mac n cheese to assert my dominance over anal's cooking skillz

you're supposed to boil the damn egg it needs to be completely in water. they're just like frying an egg in water instead of oil

is kat going? please say yes

idk lol

yup

Snackson

you dont need much...half a centimeter works

1 hundo p

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lol k ily

i've poached hundreds of eggs it works with a very small amount of water

lol /bb/ btfo

nick tommy nicole

Damn
>Jessie’s dancing ass gifs
You just time traveled me

'no'

FUCK you're too good at this

I'd like to make a point that Quirky will win bb21.

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the dumbest part was when they said they could've used an egg ring to make poached eggs. god damn neanderthals

>ywn be suffocated to death by big jess from her sitting on you after she lets you suck her breast milk while stroking you until ejaculation.

how much water do you use when you poach an egg?

a couple inches. when you drop the egg in it needs to be suspended in water.

me as the bird

If you use too much water, you get egg drop soup.

>My question is for you Nicole. What was your biggest move in this game?

that's eggs that have been beaten

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what happened?

ty xoxo lol

Grandpa Joe!

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Being a cute.

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a super qute

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TYLA HALPA

bird flew into the backyard and is laying there

why even live?

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anal looks like THAT?

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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That sounds good.
Chinese takeout will be good with tonight's episode.

What should I order?

inventing a new strategic way of winning BB
losing every single comp and being cute

jeeze. jess is looking more and more like a snack the longer she is in the house. the weight loss is good for her

>egg drop soup.
BAKA GAIJIN NO TELL ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET!!!

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A super cute assassina.

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I'll get what I want...

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egg drop soup

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>i'm a hot chick
very cute 2head

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>Holly telling Jackson that Nick, Christie, and Tommy were saying that Cliff prob masturbates in the HOH shower and that's why he goes up there so much. Holly thinks it's so disrespectful to say that.

lol i love how much she triggers bog

Retard BB gave all the HGs the same color BB jars.

Shes looking more mexican every passing day

didnt cliff admit it?
jesus christ, shes trying so hard to virtual signal

Not new, that was basically Jordan Lloyd's strategy.

bog is literally the biggest bitch behind bella in the house, fuck her
also who gives a fuck if cliff jerks one in the showers, 2 couples proudly go admitting they fuck in the shower since week 2

And by Mexican, you mean FAT.

>ywn orgasm at the same time as Jess with her vaginal walls deeply contracting on the entire length of your penis, as you pulsate intensely, deeply inside of her, filling her up with your potent seed

>virtual signal

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that's jess

they need to give ana a sexy chicken bikini so she can go in the pool

they have red green and blue this year

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BASED CAMERAMAN

Jaba looks mad.

feelsbad
but i enjoyed reading that intensely erotic account of creampie'ing Big Jess

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Test

quiz

if jess and kat weren't friends would kat be making fun of her appearance?

easily
holly is 31

kat doesnt really make fun of people unless they're bitches, like bella and anal

Is Nicole the biggest retarded lose ever to play Big Brother?

kat doesnt really make fun of people unless they are prettier than her and she is jealous of them, like bella and anal

thats literally the first strat ever used to win real bb

kek

This season has become:
>“As long as Nicole is safe, I don’t care who goes.”

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Honestly? Yes, absolutely.

yes

nicole isn't even big wtf

She'll be the biggest retarded loser to win Big Brother

Did jack and Jackson really say nigger or was that twitter bullshit?

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jackson said it and anyone who says otherwise is coping

Twitter bs

And you’re the biggest retard to post in a Big Brother Thread

watch the n-bombs bro

big true.

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fuck off you little limp dick white boy, never talk about the queen like that you little shit dicking kike boy whore

damn didn't know cell phones were allowed in the house

seething analfag always here to make my day
no, she's tiny

This is the bog brother thread
and watch it with the r-bombs

yeah you got me bro, im seething kat is going home on thursday. how will i ever recover

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what am i coping?

You got it fag

they are retarded if they don't get Kat out

how much money will you give to the retards teaching our little retards?

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I did this one time for schools near me, bought some retards some colored pencils

>I'll get what I want...
>mfw

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cliff is only pretending to be crippled so he can get xmas'd

Based Daughters poster

>the state of america
>crowdfund school supplies

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based boomer

if you read the replies it’s mostly a bunch of losers “”””””””teaching””””””””” elementary school so they probably don’t need any of this shit

when people tell me they enjoy that album I assume they will shoot up a school or something

>people actually wanted someone to be evicted by twitter
so this is modern big brother fans huh

she is feeds aids and I want her gone

Mistie won this week
AND i will now manifest a
Mistie HoH next week which will end up with Holly going home

i was thinking this as well. he is playing it up for sure

boomer quiz. is the floor moving or the room?

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shes the heart and soul of this season

this episode shows the faggot dancing in his underwear

>t. homeschooled

'no'

not even close

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NICOLE TALKING ABOUT SCALING THE WALL TO GET OUT

seemed like a nice talk between quarky and anal. hope quarky builds on it

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based mr crozierposter

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fucking anal... if she realized she could do that during the comp she would have destroyed it

>ANOTHER twist that flopped
when will gronder fucking learn?!

>Be me
>pay taxes
>pay more taxes
>read that public schools get over $20,000 per child per year
>see teachers beg for more money
MFW

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Whenever you stop watching. It’s how it works

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i just thought it would be a funny reverse image search joke.
i liked the self-titled album more, but it's a good album for that style of music. the production sounds great on headphones.

the room spins around

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BASED

what can i say? it slaps

this chicken shit is so stupid lol

she has 0 chance with deviled eggs

>the room spins around
you are correct user.

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M A N I F E S T E D
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They should have had Anal do a better punishment. Make her throw eggs at the other HGs while they sleep.

i seent on the mTV.
like 20 years ago, im amazed i still remember it.
that song is dope though, i played drums at a NYE party years ago where we covered it.

i love deviled eggs

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The floor and furniture are stationary. The walls are basically on wheels.

I remember the arguments over this when the video originally came out.

glad to be amongst other based boomers

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i hope the boomers die of beetus

holy frickin BASED
so much this!!!

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Okay Einstein, how'd they do this?

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to be /bb/ you should be a minimum of 25 seeing as Ianb owl was in 2012

theyre forgetting audrey

Does Tommy actually think he can beat Christie in the end?

idk lol, I'm not that much of a boomer

black girl magic

no, which is why the past 2 weeks he's been making side deals to protect himself and only himself if his side doesn't win power

probably the same as 2001

tommy
>anal
>nick
>kat
>michie
>holly
>cliff

christie
>jess
>nicole??

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same rig our boi kubrick used

Tommy probably plans on dumping Mistie just like Tyler dumped Angela. This will lead to him losing to Jess or Anal.

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Will we ever get an alliance as good as this?

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based xoomer feels bad for aaryn

cliff's traveled the world he knows a thing or two about the coloreds

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if David wouldn’t have been banished day 1 I think we could’ve had something similar with him, jack, and jackson

I’m 27 in a few days i really wish I wasn’t still here

>s.oyson

27 next month

fuck. i'm turning 30 in 5 days.
good thing i will finally stop watching live feeds on my birthday.
great present, mr tommy

from his birthday to yours

why is tommy eating eggs he made for himself. just wait like 20 min

Imagine them running a train on ....
...the house.

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was that fat ho mary entertaining on the feed updates this morning?

he won't eat mayo, reminds him too much of semen and he doesn't want to get an erection with nick around

take that back

You have 5 days until you get your wizard hat.
Congrats!!

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by bog and all his holy angels, i dont viddy these grahzny droogies could filly real horrorshow on the Bolshy Bratty

happy early b-day.
i shouldve died at 27 like all the cool kids.

>hang ten, big kahuna

which part

why do they all think jack is so smart? did i miss something?

christies titties saggin right

mary is neither fat nor a ho

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I'd still motorboat them.

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post her sister

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Big Moo's sister is better.

nick sleeping with tommy tonight

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big jess titties floating right

only the fat one posts pictures though

wtf i thought her sister was hotter than her this changes everything

this is before she became an alcoholic drug addict dropout

>Does Tommy actually think he can beat Christie in the end?
yes, and he should think that because he can
matter of fact, tommy can beat everyone left in the house except maybe cliff

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in her natural habitat

me in the middle

cbs is about to get screwed like sea world for keeping whales in captivity

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kek ruthless

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bb needs more contestants with this body type

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Barf!

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we need a pervy camera op to zoom in on kat right now

I have next week's poll up, I'll post the final for last week tomorrow hopefully.

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I don't want to lose her this week

>that bimbo belly

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shame about the face

doesnt even come close to dan

they havnt played cornhole since bella left and they havnt shot pool since sam left

they're all boring

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she is gaining weight

she's had a tummy since the beginning

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Good, I prefer thicc

fuuuuug those thighs

it’s becoming a fupa now

another pre jury retard on rhap tonight

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oh fug that’s hot

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and that’s a good thing!

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boomer go home reeee
we want bimbooooooo

when they had swaggy and bayleigh on the last podcast and bayleigh had shitty twitter opinions of the season and swaggy admitting to not even watching the season but still giving his takes, I'm pretty much done with bb rhap unless it's just rob and brent/taran

SUCK IN THAT GUT GIRL!

pretty much yeah

nice, we are getting some hot action in Jury House
Jack Show is definitely getting renewed!

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based bimbo calling david weird

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i cant tell whether shes younger or older?

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S A L T Y

>ywn give holly a ghoulish creampie

all i see is a bunch of losers

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she looks like janelle from this angle

>WOO! Jack got voted out!! hahaha..... but he's in jury and we're not....

if ana keeps sleeping in the coup they are going to make her cook eggs

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and nobody cares

once jess gets 5 words into a sentence she forgets what she was gonna say

So many irrelevant nobodies like Jillian

iktf

FUCK
SHES GOING TO LOSE WEIGHT AND BE 160 AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHES BARELY GOING TO LOSE ANY TITTIES
ITS NOT FAIR BROS IM SO LONELY AND HORNY
50% OF HER BODY FAT IS BREASTS
DAMN ITTTTTT

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>those people trying to enjoy a comfy drink at a bar but a bunch of attention whores show up and start screaming about a reality tv show

you mean 2000 to the kids and 18000 to ((administration costs))

damn I blew my caps load on Jess when Kat is actually so much hotter

ovi's gf really looks like a tranny in this

Did she ever say anything about audience reaction to her? Here, and even on Reddit and Twitter, people were absolutely relentless in bashing her eating habits and hypocrisy

>ywn live inside Jess’ vagina

i wanna get drunk with david. he seems like he would be fun to hang out with

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yeah, uncle tom has decades of experience entertaining his white masters

>mfw Cliff stays and joins the 6 alliance with Quirky, and nominates Jess and Holly when he wins HoH next week

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>in this

whatever, racist

blacks can't be racist

thats exactly why i said it.

oh so you don't know

know what?

bimbo and anal in the boat room

all the blacks on tweeter call him an uncle tom

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i capped it too :)

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bimbo is stated to tommy and anal that they are not her target.

oh nah, i dont go on twitter. the only time i see tweets are here or on tv (when theyre used as credible sources for news stories)
i wish people weren't so obsessed with race.
its really lame.

they're just mad that david is fun and likeable and they're all boring joyless cunts, so they need to come up with ways to cope.

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Top jej
>ywn live to the year 8000 where you can play virtual big brother with any of your favourite all stars or random guests

he's basically a KKK member since in his exit interview he said kemi was the hardest person to live with in the house

sleep tight anal

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also he has white friends so they hate him