Helena Bonham Carter, 53, has a new 32yo "boy toy". He looks like the average Yea Forums neckbeard and hooked up with her after simply DMing her on Twitter.
Mommy Alert
Josiah Roberts
Owen Sanchez
Basée
Jack Morris
Tim Burton on suicide watch
David Diaz
Damn. I'm def gonna slide into Rihanna's DMs after this.
Julian Green
Tim Burton on regular watch
Christian Perez
Goddammit, she is repulsive. You incels need to get out more. She's the worst thing about every film she's in. Fucking gross, dude.
Landon Reed
hm, she doesn't look great after 50
a shame, she was insanely hot
like not awful looking now, good enough to grow old with, but not good enough that I'd be her boytoy
Adrian Green
Mirrin sleazy shirt, no wonder he got her
Jackson Moore
>Rye Dag Holmboe
is that his real name or are they memeing?
Noah Jenkins
>and hooked up with her after simply DMing her on Twitter.
I always wondered if this would work with some hollywood milfs/sluts. GOD DAMMIT
Anthony Ortiz
>He looks like the average Yea Forums neckbeard
So basically, Tim Burton 2.0 then
Aiden Cruz
Helena Bonham Carter has always been ugly. She's not a milf she's just an ugly old woman.
Ryder Nelson
Damn she's looking rough, would still hit it tho
Elijah Lee
Yea Forums fucking hates them but loves feet
Charles Green
more like her career on suicide watch.
Evan Perez
sounds like a typical norwegian name
Jayden Flores
This bitch never was hot and Hollywood convincing people in the contrary is the biggest hoax since
Christopher Wilson
At least she has a type. I sort of look like timmy, but really closer to peter jackson. And have dated a few hbc type girls. My highschool gf is 38 now and looks remarkebly like hbc.
Landon Fisher
>He looks like the average Yea Forums neckbeard and hooked up with her after simply DMing her on Twitter.
I wonder if things like this happening are not at all uncommon for celebs. I mean, imagine it. You're famous and everyone is bending backwards to get in your good graces so they can ask for a favor. Wouldn't just some rando wanting to hang out be a breath of fresh air?
David Sullivan
Seems to be no grey area with her you either think she's the best looking woman on the planet, or you think she's a goblin. I was introduced to her via A Room With A View so fall into the first group.
Carter Peterson
She was married to Burton, so she clearly isn't into hyper masculine men.
Landon Richardson
That lucky piece of crap.
Justin Russell
>DMing sweet nothings to rich cougars on twitter
That is legitimately not a bad plan. If any of you are thinking of trying it, just remember to make a separate account for every mark. The last thing you need is to succeed and get a taste of the good life, only to have it all come crashing down because she finds out you fed the same lines to a dozen other thirsty mommygfs.