/chi/ OFFICIAL EL CHIRINGUITO THREAD

>real madrid butt clench but strong mind qualification to semi finals of champions league
>farca choke and get btfo in >europa league even with trademark uefalona massive refball
How do they cope? I'm in disbelief that soria and jordi haven't offed themselves yet.

lmao Jota Jordi was almost crying during the end of the game and repeating over and over that it was a shame that the fans left the field at the end of the first part

ratas catalanas vendiendo a su equipo por unos pocos euros
>#valors

>trademark uefalona massive refball
>handball denied
>oveturned goal
>9 minutes of extra time due to multiple VAR checks plus ref technical difficulties
>hand to throat on last pen
Why post lies?

I hope so or at least a Roncero's dance or Juanma's show

>barca fans sold their tickets to german fans

I don't have words for this type of behavior.

Sandra

Attached: Sandra.jpg (1200x825, 152.58K)

El cespe de lujo.
>Xavi Exposed

LOS TIOS, DONDE ESTAN LOS TIOS

Juanma is at Chiringuito Inside, so expect an epic night.

They're catalans

La pela es la pela.
Ta la cosa mal.

AL BARÇA
AL CARRER

Attached: 😂RONCERO BAILA la CUMBIA.webm (960x540, 1.08M)

qt

actually crazy, I can’t think of another team where this could happen, not even in third division teams

Attached: wtf.png (940x660, 10.68K)

He moves better than me and I am half his age.

Attached: 20190908_125254.png (499x563, 395.13K)

Catalans are cheapskates on steroids
but still, I can't imagine Espanyol fans doing this

LAS CHICAS

Lmfao

VIVAN LAS CHICAS

Yes, but he is not the same since he stopped wearing the suit

Attached: 1649971781936.jpg (491x279, 18.98K)

Viva las Chicas.
>as long as they have a cute penis.

My guy really tried bringing up
>women's football

>talking about the girl's team

This is a new low for Barcelona

God I hate Lobo.

improved quality

Attached: 😂RONCERO BAILA la CUMBIA.webm (960x540, 2.77M)

What kind of drugs are they taking?

>cuando se aprende español para ver El Chiringuito
vamos weones

No, that was in Punto Pelota.

coke
youtube.com/watch?v=Fn7DsE6asqg

The only reason to learn Spanish

When is Congo coming back?

Alfredo Duro confirmed tonight lmao

IGUAL QUE AYTEKIN AL PSG, EL FRANKFURT MANDA AL BARÇA AL CARRER

Is it hard to get a qt Spanish gf?

HALA MADRID Y VIVA ESPAÑA HIJOS DE PUTA JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJA A MAMARLA JUDIOS!

my dick

wtf is going on, why are they walking through those abandoned hallways?

yes
t. 22 yo khhv

Oldie but goodie
youtu.be/Ns4awUdOh_M

What did they think about atleti yesterday?

youtube.com/watch?v=Pyhvn1Qw1Gk
AL CARRER
their pro atletico madrid guy was crying on the stream as the match ended, it was top kek

How longs this shit usually on for anyway?

If Ancelotti didn't grant a free win for Barca with his meme squad, Jota Jordi would have killed himself by now. But then again, baiting Xavi into making him think that he's a good coach that brought Barca back only to shatter every Catalan's dream by getting dabbed on by Eintracht is even more soul-crushing than finishing trophyless with meh results

Literally gallego behavior

hours
Usually it's not worth it outside of big games

Attached: 1324100546000.jpg (400x400, 34.74K)

it's cope and seething for 30 minutes, then Roncero arrives and dabs on Jordi and Soria goes on a rant and then it pretty much dies.

just watch the highlights on twitter or youtube tomorrow. That's what I do

They said that Guardiola made a shit match and that the fans of the atletico should be proud

Frederic Hermel was always right
youtu.be/59lo7QAI0HI

>Eso que ustedes llaman "el estilo" o "el metodo" es JUGAR CAGADO
based super agente bravo

Lol no you illiterate twat. It's just Catalonians, they're the jews of Spain

LINK HERE to watch the show live at 00:00

twitch.tv/elchiringuitojugonestv

You can use this one too
twitch.tv/elchiringuitodejug1

>Roncero arrives and dabs on Jordi and Soria goes on a rant
Thats mainly what I was waiting for after watching the odd clip here and there linked on here

kek, the channel is showing a shit ass steven seagal movie before chiringuito

Do you actually picture Espanyol or Girona fans doing this in a crucial life or death game? It's just Far$a, més que un club, un puticlub

Mike Tyson vs Chris Rock in the Oscars

I'd kek for eternity if somebody somebody gives a suicide hotline dono for Soria and Jordi

Attached: 1647216843543.png (1200x900, 734.26K)

>I'd kek for eternity if somebody somebody gives a suicide hotline dono for Soria and Jordi
Trust the experts

Attached: Suicide Hotline.jpg (474x541, 46.17K)

>Xavi, el cesped estaba bien hoy

Attached: 1324044528303.jpg (827x681, 106K)

Attached: chiringuito.png (960x540, 243.6K)

>Sandra
SEXO

>alfredo duro
kek
>carme barcelo and soria later
wew lads

>Duro, Juanma, Roncero ALL IN today.
OH BABY.

There he is. The man of the hour is live

Attached: Screenshot 2022-03-10 003359.png (581x450, 285.54K)

this dramatic silence lmao

Attached: 1443037247826.gif (640x360, 278.25K)

grass bros...we lost

Attached: K7YLz1fn_400x400.png (400x400, 288.26K)

SEX WITH SANDRA

enjoy your 9 minute commercial break

>periodismo deluxe

she is a top tier waifu