/heem/ - shaved cat edition

lil bit seggzy guy ;)

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I know. Still the skill level is generally higher.

I ship them so much

>conquered by china
>conquered by russia
>landlocked
>poor as fuck

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They used to be boys!

Most of these people are snoozfest or far past their sell by date. Welter weight is way better brazza

ignoring women, what's the least interesting ufc division?

125

women

flyweight bantamweight light heavy

every division below lightweight

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goddamn mongols

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heavyweight

based

peach of a wrasslin drawl

He would not make it in WWE lmao what a tard

Holy fuck if Poirier goes to WWE I might have to watch wrestling again

cucked by mcnuggets lol

WWE is a meme of its former self

>/heem/ is full of /box/cels and mandrama poofs
semen slurping general

Everybody wake up, it's time to go to sleep

Don't make me give you a Chinese burn.

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Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

>like how they say poofter to mean tourist

ur mom slurps my cock rofl

What?

wtf he's so powerful

Neil Magny: “Dana can I have Chimaev”

Dana: “We have Chimaev at home”

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reddit hours

...

Poirier doesn't have the charisma to be a Dubya Dubya E Superstar

Neil Magny: “Dana can I have Chimaev”

Dana: “We have Chimaev at home”

Where is PVZ these days? She was real, real cute.

The definitive list of divisions from best to worst.
>Featherweight
>Bantamweight
>Lightweight
>Flyweight
>Welterweight
>Light heavyweight
>Heavyweight
>Middleweight

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Tomorrow, Canderson will learn there really are levels to this
Z

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Alex lookin good

>and at Wrestlemania... Noelle will call me... DADDEH
>...
>...
>Dustin your line
>...
>Dust-
>no kids man...!
>wha-
>you just don't do that man, talk about other people's family
>it's a work Dustin

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First 4 shouldn't exist

Agree the bottom 4 shouldn't exist

>Luque
>Caio
>Baeza
>Silva
>Sabitini
>Lazzez

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kek

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Didn't know that the monkey KING is fighting this week
And the BBC panda as well
The prelims are pretty good

>ducks Colbert
>gets shelved

Still don't know why this thread didn't take off

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Homophobia b, don’t take it personal

Imagine if Schaub got into the posting game

why does 4channel get unusably slow at random points throughout the day. don't they know this is all i have in life

ah man i fucking love huge titties man golly

At what point did Dustin go full "fuck the title, I want money now"? Fair play, get paid by fighting Diaz 30 more times, but WWE is a stretch

>BW > LW > FW = FW > WW > HW > MW = LHW
If this was "divisions I like to watch" I'd bump the midgets a couple spots right. Welterweight is brewing up a storm right now, reminds me of 2020 featherweight

me too lad

Imagine if you would shut the fuck up about that retard

It's you and him trapped in an octagon together. What would you do.

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Mongolbros, what's our path to the title? I'm thinking
>heem Magny
>sub Chiesa
>heem Brady
>heem Burns
>title shot
Obviously Smegwards and Lolby won't fight Shavkat so that's the path.

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Then where would you direct your impotent rage?

Just a quick Heeminder th

You now remember Condom Depot

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i'd call him the n word

What is it? What have we forgot user? Don't leave us hanging b