You now have the powers of Homelander. What do?

I take over the entire world. Not even gonna pretend I'd be a good guy or even an anti-hero, fuck you all.

Travel the world and watch the sunrise from every beautiful vantage point

>I take over the entire world.
why?

literally why wouldn't you be a hero?

Because I can

Use them for good and get a good high paying job

you're a good guy, I like it
Interesting.

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Fuck Butcher's wife

you can go kill yourself right now too

genocide all of africa then install a brutal caste system to keep all the brown people down

Hunt down each and every incel and tear their beating hearts out.

Pretty much

Use my laser eyes to boil water for my tea

enslave humanity
rule for a few thousand years
eventually grow bored and throw myself into a black hole just to see if I survive

get mommies milkies

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DOesnt mean you should

Creep on people. Fly around watching them then send them vague but descriptive letters describing what they were doing. Mess with them in various ways like over cooking/heating their burrito & drinks.

become a better construction worker than I'm now

Thotageddon, no thot would ever thot again knowing theres a sliver of a chance I could show up.

Kill all incels, fuck their onetis and dab on them

Depends how good control I have over the powers.
Wouldn't wanna accidentally laser when I want to look through walls, so might practice that at a safe location.
Other than that wait until night time and then fly around in the forest.

This

Kill all the Jews and niggers desu.

Use my powers for good and get a good job

Fuck my new mommy gf

How?

land homes

Go from being an incel to being a volcel. You bitches didn't want me when i was a regular schmuck, you're not gonna get me when I'm a #1 chad in the world

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I force Trump, Putin and Kim Jong Un to go on an internationally broadcasted picnic and force them to hold hands and kiss

You'll still be ugly and fat, you still wouldn't get women because you would just look like a floating spherewith lasers shooting out of it.

I'd overthrow the world destroying all governments and creating a singular rulership with basic human rights and decent standards for a civilization. Then destroy the costume and never use powers again in sight of others. Also purchase a Taylor Swift cat girl clone from some evil scientist.

Probably trying something different like actively helping starvation in Africa improving work conditions in 3rd world and sending messages to dictators. Surely not spending time stopping robberies in New York. /pol/ would despise me.

Stay at home, play videogames and masturbate.

scare some mommy into giving me milkies

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Assist NASA in space exploration and general scientific research

>Other than that wait until night time and then fly around in the forest.

Based. I'd do weird shit like this too. I would definitely travel the world to remote locations during day and nighttime. It'd be like fucking creative mode in MC.

I dont know who he is or what his powers are but probably this

Sounds comfy as fuck desu

He has the powers of Superman

What are his powers?
>extremely powerful laser eyes
>x ray vision except through zinc
>flight
>super hearing
>super strength
>nigh invulnerability

What else? He can pretty much solo all the Avengers, can he not? His laser eyes and speed alone would instakill almost everyone.

I would make all attractive females my sex slaves and kill politicians. When I get bored I just fly away and start exploring the universe.

oh boy israel is gonna have bad day

Straight up seek & destroy:
>Israel
>Duel-Citizen Israeli politicians in my country,USA & EU
>Traitors that are complicit with them
>Hollywood (starting with Dan 'the man' Schneider)
>CIA,FBI,ADL,most alphabet-letter agencies in general
>My Mom's boyfriend
If I'm feeling cute maybe burn the whole middle-east,China,N. Korea & a chunk of S. Korea cause sick of those faggots in my games.

And then try to find a gf,I guess.

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Its easy you tell each government that they can run as usual but what you say goes or you take out half the population of the country, gives the other half that live something to think about. Of course you use media pressure into making the people blame their ow. Governments rather than you for failing to comply. If it was America for example right now, I'd wipe out majority right leaning states leaving more left wing states, the would auto blame trump and statically the left submit to authority far more than the right. If this was ronald regan era I'd play it to the opposite. It's who's ever the more moral of the decade.

Though I'm just some mentally ill faggot who traps because I can't get get girls, so what do I know.

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>Hollywood (starting with Dan 'the man' Schneider)
You think you could take him down with homelanders powers?

Came here to post this
Easiest answer ever

This. you can actually get to the Moon and bring samples from each crater, get to every planet and bring samples, take photos of everything.
Remove space trash from orbit
Build a lunar cave or the martian cave?
Stop asteroids and shit
Fly light satellites and instruments to orbit like a discount rocket
repair rovers on other planets or bring them back...

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I'd be a hero but I'd have to wear a mask so it doesn't conflict with my personal life and my job, I'd still like keep my regular life going, or if that went to shit I'd just be a hero full time, I'd absolutely fly over to the shithole countries and eradicate all the extremists though, probably also blackmail/threaten politicians to keep them from fucking everything up too

play videogames and jerk to porn probably

3rd wolders cant be saved because they dont care enough to want to help themselves, see that chinese guy in africa documentary, they have the resources to fix most if not all their problems, they're just incompetent and lazy.

Mine for gold, build a new private island.

What I've considered if I had superman powers before, but I haven't seen how homelander handles space yet.
Probably works, but it's not confirmed in the show at least. Maybe in the comic.

sell my commercial rights to the highest bidder and make bank

Since his powers are carried on to his children and unlike the comic book version don't kill the mother I would raise some Ubermensch. Women would be tripping over themselves to have your children.

yeah but why
it's a lot of effort to do and maintain, what do you get out of it?

I would be really nice and just. I would never hurt anybody no matter the crime they committed.
I would mostly use my powers to help lift heavy stuff, catch a plane when it starts going down, shit like that.

I'd introduce myself as a new prophet and give humanity a final message from God, something about giving them the last opportunity to redeem themselves, be good and receive Jesus as their saviour or the end of time will come. Some will listen and some won't, the ones that won't will be dealt with accordingly. In the spare time I'd be cleaning the world of epsteins friends.

I would just stand on tall buildings or fly in the air and constantly be telling myself "I'm a fucking god, I'm a fucking god, I'm a fucking god". Then I would make the garlic festival look like a sitcom with a fucking laugh track.

Crown myself a god and make an example to eradicate 50 million humans a year.

>catch a plane as it goes down

did you even watch the show?

Whatever the fuck i want.

I rather have Superman’s powers

You say that. I thought that as well.
But in the show we don't see him capable of space flight. And given the situation with the airplane, his ability to resupply space would be limited

The whole thing Homelander said is fucking stupid. I thought he was lying. If he can't lift the plane because he can't generate enough force, how is he generating enough force to fly? Doesn't really make any sense on a physics level but it's happening. Oh wait, he's a fucking superhuman.

By the way, Superman applies a telekinetic field on anything he wishes to be moved, that's why it seems that he can life things at impossible angles. (It's intentional)

>Stop asteroids and shit
Homelander can't stop asteroids. He couldn't even stop a single fucking plane from plummeting down

>created by Seth Rogan

Nah, not touching it.

Start a me centered religion. Do ‘miracles’ and be slightly reachable by the public. Collect tax free money. Grow my zealots. Take over US by making it a theocracy, then if immortal, a monarchy. Become imperialistic. Take over enemy nations by force. Literally snatch their leader and zap them publicly. Begin to personally help move materials to the moon to start colonization. Only stock it for my finest women. Create my own race of super people. Have back up explosive just in case they get shifty. Do the same to Mars. Personally terraform it. Spread humans to Mars. At this point I am seen as the single lone God to all of man. I would be irrefutable. Appearances become very sparse as I spread humans across the solar system. Also become the wealthiest creature to ever live. Invent a longevity serum that makes people live incredibly long. Find a planet that is perfect. Craft it to have largely autonomous infrastructure. Humans are moved there when they reach 200 years old or so. Name the place Valhalla or Elysium or some shit. Give people a literal heaven for being good people. Never make a Hell planet. Be a good god. Fuck whole generations of women. Pick up all of India and throw it into the sun. Fuck 100% of India.

Guess I become the Black Noir.

If this is real life and not in the boys universe? Be a hero, create my own megacorp infrastructure to back me up, eventually run for president after a few years, win because who the fuck is going to vote no against superman, then crush the power of the banks and make every man a king. I'll throw in Hollywood and the old elite too while we are at it. Abolish term limits and rule as a just god emperor of mankind.
Basicly, Superman andrew jackson. Shit would be tight.

To make sure governments were a complete wreck you could make them responsible for choosing who dies depending an equal percentage from each country, you might actually bring more order because obviously law breakers would be in that percentage, knowing that even stealing one thing could lead to obliteration would deter possible criminals.

He's not stupid, he just couldnt be bothered to save them and was making excuses, big difference

so a mall superhero with weeb attitude

Sit at home playing video games all day

i don't propose to carry big space telescopes like Hubble into space, lol. But i would like to be the First man on every body in solar system, just to see everything myself. A sunrise on Io, Ganymede, Phobos, Mercury...

Yeah but you retards always say

>DURRRRR HAHA HOMELANDER COULDN'T LIFE PLANE DURRR PHYSICS HAHA COMMENTARY ON SUPERMAN DOIIIHHHHHH

Fucking morons. Kill yourself.

Does Homelander still have to do things like eating and pooing?

He could repeatedly fly through the asteroid, turning it into many small pieces that would burn up in the atmosphere.

>fly to the pentagon and laser the entire building
>laser the capitol
>track down sitting president and vice president and laser them
>laser the entire country of china
>use my vast power to rule over the chaos

Depends if he gets a boost or gets to come back with powers,like Spawn from those sacrifices his kind like to give to Satan/Moloch

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Establish National Socialism.

I'm watching the Reddit Letter Media thing on it, seems pretty interesting.
Should I marathon the first episode?

I still hate you and I would be your arch nemisis with equal power, everything you do I'm going to fuck it up even to the pettiest degree. Fuck you you goody two shoes fuck.

He could have but he didn't want to because letting it crash then framing it as a tragedy would allow heroes to be let into the army, it benefited him & vought more to let it crash
Created by Garth Ennis in the comic, Seth Rogen just helps with the show
>reddit spacing
Fuck off you idiot

Yes

Why would you kill all those puppets instead of the actual masterminds?

Theres a difference between utterly destroying an asteroid and stopping a plane full of fragile people from crashing. We literally see him destroy a plane early in the series

Realistically, how much would he have to eat for his energy output?

Can you put the world in a bottle?

Because if I fucked the world into the dirt hard enough it wouldn't matter who was elite beforehand.

Would it be possible to do to Homelander what was done to Translucent?

underrated

Fuck off, lex.

Same but I'd start with the Jews

An absolutely insane amount honestly. At least Superman is an actual alien and they got the bullshit excuse about sun power.
I don't recall exactly how much but for comparison they said A train (the speedster) needed to have a thousand or maybe a bit more

Try to help people.
Eventually become the villain.
Still try to help.
Either die in a selfless sacrifice or escape from it all and live as a recluse
Hopefully fall in love when I'm still a hero, ask her to run away with me

You cant really though. You're just one person

Put on a mask and shit then sell my powers, make like 30 million, then retire. After that I'll fly around and help people who get caught in natural disasters and shit because it's nothing to me and everything to them

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>Get to space
>fly to Jupiter because you saw where it is from Earth
>Jupiter looks cool but scary
>decide to go back
>can't find Earth in entire Solar system, since its too dim
>see bright spot
>fly to it
>its Mars
>see another bright spot
>fly to it
>its fucking Saturn, you can't measure distance to the body
>can't find Earth and allign yourself with it
>fly through space for ages and finally find Earth and Moon
>want to land on the Moon
>accidentally hit Moon with astronomical speed because couldn't decelerate enough and pierce 200 km into the crust and mantle
>can't find a way back since hard to understand where up and down in all the magma and pain
>trapped in the Moon forever.

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Yes. He can
He can laser it.
He stopped that airplane quite effectively. If he lasered it entirely, he would have stopped it even faster, like he did with that one Mayor's plane

Be a superhero for fun

>he lasers the asteroid
>its now a hundred asteroids

Thanks captain dipshit

One person who can vaporise groups of people with laser eyes

Yeah fuck going into space for that reason alone

And then he lasers the hundred asteroids
Then he lasers the thousand asteroids
Then the tens of thousands
And so on, until a majority of the mass of the asteroid is destroyed

no matter how many people you vaporize, in some jungle or desert there will always be more people blowing up your buildings

Find my dad

>grow long hair
>get me some dress
>fly up to southeastasian christian bitches at night
>say I am jesus or some angle or whatever
>impregnate and leave

I might go out of my way trying to get some newspaper from the regions I was at
might learn some jungle speak and read articles about "jesus banged me" for chuckles

>magma in the moon

I'm gonna give you the benifit of the doubt and say that was a typo because if it wasn't you would have to be the biggest retard on this board and that be a really bad look for you.

bring down the establishment of the rich
and whatever the fuck I want

IM IN THE MOOD TO SCAM

SIMPLY BECAUSE I CAN

Stop watching television

You're now both competing for lowest IQ superhero.

Pretend to be God, start a cult. Fuck bitches. Wipe out any government assholes who try to get in my way. Eventually get the pope to acknowledge me as the reborn lord. Then fuck the pope. No homo.

Continue my routine.
Nothing I do will cause any difference to the outcome.

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Fly around and drink impossible levels of alcohol.

Hire myself out to the government to fight in wars and disputes or as a walking deterrent against war. after I get rich just live somewhere else like Canada or the English countryside

you think Moon not partially melt?

don't worry, homelander still ages so you will probably die from old age, you fucking retard

rape celebrities

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

>ESL

let me guess
what if superman but evil?

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Fulfill the wishes of the prophet Ted Kaczynski and send us back to hunter gatherer status. Then live alone in the Alps or something.

No it's just explode on impact, your not gonna melt rock just by slamming into it.

Why not take a cute girl to the alps with you?

probably bang elizabeth shue
been wanting to do that since Adventures in Babysitting

based

More like what if Superman was a brand owned by a ruthless corporation who also happens to be a bit of an asshole

I rather be alone. Maybe get myself a Shorthaired Pointer or a Border Collie.

astronomical speeds, dude, lunar samples have glass beads from impact melting

or read this
lroc.asu.edu/posts/506

Change my name to Ultraman and form the Crime Syndicate this was so obviously based off of

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Okay I am now the biggest retard on Yea Forums, wheres my prize and what do I get.

kidnap my waifu

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its just that your body should have higher melting temperature than lunar soil. Otherwise ofcourse you would just sploosh yourself over very thin layer of halfmelted regolith.

Fuck Queen Maeve

That's what he tried in the comics
It didn't work out too well

Only because Noir stopped him

As the first order of business, i'll destroy the parliament house of my country and make sure every politician inside disintegrates.

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spam on Yea Forums about my show

Shitpost on Yea Forums.

Probably be a villain to force the world to work together to take me down but never let myself be completely defeated. I would also use that as an excuse to gradually pick off certain politicians, businessmen and similar people under the guise of my villain role. I would be the whetstone humanity sharpens itself on.

In the end Id want to create a more cooperative, more selfless, more dutiful species. I would also have an incredible harem of women but being a villain is dumb if you don't at least enjoy the perks.

shut up Epstein

Make a better world

>look mom/wife do i have enough internet points?? is this enough s0i for you??

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And then the entire military shredded Noir
If it wasn't him it would've been Homelander

I'd probably try to be a hero at first, but after a while being able to do whatever the hell I want would get too tempting.

I thought the military only managed to kill Noir because Homelander had half-killed him already. Like Noir was missing huge chunks of his body, he had a bunch of exposed organs and bones, etc.

See

Try to be a good person.

End human race and then myself

ok but why

Establish myself as a respectable hero and then fuck tight teen fans all day.

He's immature and has mommy issues since he was raised in a lab. Also arrogant and basically a brand so he has to save his public image.
The character is fun to watch and the actor does a great job portraying him.

Save the cunny

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I would destroy the EU and NATO headquarters. No survivors.
That's the first day.

pretty much

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I'm a bit of a nationalist/imperialist, so I think I'd genuinely try to be what the Homelander claims to be. Do missions for the military, protect US interests, spread democracy, all that stuff.

God Noir was such a cunt

Go check out the moon in person.

based lexposter

The bloodline you create would take over the world

>no thot would ever thot again knowing theres a sliver of a chance I could show up
think again buddy. youre gonna be killing thots until humanity goes extinct

Based beyond description

I would still age so I have to take decisive action.

First I kill everyone who isn't ethnically European. Japan can stay, maybe I make it an island zoo. If only the white man is left Earth will sort itself out eventually, but things are so bad I need to kickstart the recovery. Next I exterminate any degenerates. Fags, trannies, junkies, hobos, commies, atheists, vegans. Then a few quality of life improvements for anyone left like destroying all mosques and synagogues, killing pitbulls, cleaning up radioactive waste and space debris.

I think it will take me a decade. Then I semi-retire as the new messiah and bang hotties every day. If anyone needs deep sea and space exploration I'm game.

Kill small hats and their useful idiots

Do things

>Order FBI/NSA to trace all incels and neets /pol/ and /r9k/ posters
>Burn them alive and broadcast it for the world to see
>after that make a cult only with people I approve
That's all, if BvS taught me something is that even if you are flying around saving people, others will bitch about it

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>get unrivalled super powers
>become space janitor
get the fuck out of here

Kill all whites and Muslims

Not much honestly. Using my powers to force my ideals onto other people would be wrong so I'd try to avoid using them at all.

His brother said he needed 3000 calories an hour

I'd actually save people from plane crashes and hijackings

like jesus the plane scene was one of the most disturbing things Ive ever seen on TV. really chilling

>rape
Why?
Women would literally throw them self at you, you would have to threaten everybody with murder just to get free of stalkers, and even then some masochistic cunts would think its hot.
Insecure cuck like Kim Jong Un know that they are dead the moment they let anybody near them with no 20 dick sucking body gourds around, they need to rape to get women.
But when you are an immortal Jesus, there is nothing in front of you except getting bored.

what a stupid superhero in that case.

based

I swear it's just television making me immune to it but americans dying, even when it's kids and women, doesn't phase me, it just seems novel. Plane load of brits, even chinese and I'd be shaken, just seen too many american civilians blown up on camera.

maximum edge

it';s true though, how often do you see or hear of massacres of any other race compared to americans? It's ALWAYS americans. There is no shock factor anymore and it's hard to see them as anything but actors in television because when their homelives ARE depicted it's this twee american dream nonsense.

Fucking degenerates. All of you.

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what comic it's this

>godlike powers
>rape
Dumb cumbrain strikes again

Feed and seed

Action Comics #775 with kino title:
What's So Funny About Truth, Justice & the American Way?

>that beta comment
>all those responses
No fucking wonder the board is shit. You get all those powers that you can use to do good and fuck thousands of bitches and you resort to nignog type of behaviour. I love how threads like these are pleb filters because it easily shows who's a low-life and who actually knows how to get women

I would secretly get a vasectomy and then announce to the women of the world that I am seeking to create heirs. Only 10/10 women, between the ages of 12 - 24, can apply. Whenever I'm horny, I will fly to the next on the list and fuck them.

eye laser random people

this is a robot you can buy them from samsung

>Dodging the question like a bitch.
You could you know say fuck off to the world and explore the universe If you want to be a adgelord.The Idea of limit yourself to Just a planet is Just Lame...

>Mary Sue gets his way, the comic

I would to to Sneed feed and seed(formerly Chuck’s)

>no argument
>guess it's wojak time
every time

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Such a pleb thing to do.

Get a gf

as with all of his shit he also inserted himself into the show as seth rogen

help people, rape roasties

That's what you do with Transluscent powers.

fly around really fast until it gets boring, then play Apex Legends

maybe fly by the middle east and kill everything

ROASTIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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To make catgirls real.

>kill all the jews
>not kill the muslims as well

how to spot a muslim

Melt the ice caps with my lazer eyes.

Make lots of monetized youtube videos of myself doing near-possible things using my powers, retire early, and lay low for the rest of my life.

What are nubian prince's super powers ?

Even the homelander can get fucked from a few missiles

Anything I want

making pyramids

I would help humanity set up a moonbase.
I'm not sure exactly how, but I feel like I'd be able to help.
How much can he lift?
Can he survive in vacuum?
Can he achieve escape velocity?

Murder muslims, every day, fucking hate these pathetic subhumans.

He can fly at speed and doesn't need to breathe presumably.

So I'd probably form a sole proprietorship LLC and approach SpaceX to work on a Mars Colony with them. Keep 50% of the planet for myself, they (and presumably the US) gets the other half. Turn the 50% I get into a massive forest. Get bored, build an amusement park, realize roller coasters are boring when there's no danger and you can fly faster. Try getting in a relationship. Have it fail because I'm too famous and constantly wondering whether she's with me for me, or the publicity. Try dating a celebrity, find her shallow and vapid. Have a mid life crisis, then realize it's not even mid life because I'm immortal. Go on a suicide attempt spree, fail. Become a woods bound recluse, and isolate myself from society for years until the governments of the worlds approach me because we're being invaded by aliens. Refuse to fight, until one of the aliens attacks my house in the woods and ruins my tomato patch. Obliterate the aliens. Meet a blind girl afterwards who doesn't recognize who I am, secretly date her for a few months and realize there's no possible way she could love me for anything but who I am. Marry her, start a family. Have one of my kids end up super. Teach him to control his power. One day at school he gets in a fight with a bully and kills him, maybe by accident maybe not. He runs before anyone can catch him. Find him in a stand off with some cops a few towns over, one of them fires at him and he lasers the cop back. I jump in the way but, surprising everyone there including me, his lasers are somehow powerful enough to hurt me, and he kills me.

Or something like that idk.

Based and extremely redpilled

Hulk beats homolander.

This, assuming I can actually fly in space with Homelander's powers. Superman can, but Homelander hasn't shown the ability to that I recall.

Other than that I'd probably spend my time exploring the world, travelling, that sort of thing. Maaaybe do some special forces esque shit, but primarily pararescue, etc.

Hulk gets his ass kicked by people far weaker than Homelander in Marvel

If you can take over the world, it's already your property. Claiming it is meaningless

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This. As soon as the world sees you can fly and instakill anyone with eye lasers they would know their place

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You're have superpowers. You could literally fuck any girl just by showing off your abilities and being famous as fuck. Why bother raping?

If he kills one African every minute of every day, that's only half a mil!ion each year. He can't even keep up with the rate of population increase.

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dude you're retarded. even if you're not a chad like the actor and are ugly as fuck women would flock to you just because you're basically a god. i guess you're probably an incel who just wants to get revenge on women for not talking to you in high school or college though.

I wonder if they'll have him make that weird noise in the show

Just block off all exits to the country then vaporise everything

Women, mostly

>Get the powers of a nigh unstoppable God
>First thing that comes to mind is rape
Maybe SJWs have a point about you faggots.

literally dr manhatten and stop giving a shit about anything

>If I'm feeling cute maybe burn the whole middle-east
How to spot a retard,more like lmao
Mudslimes are worthless without the Noses directing them & letting them in,much like your kind;niggers.

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whatever the fuck i want

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nice
>his lasers are somehow powerful enough to hurt me, and he kills me.
kino moment right there

Based

You have godlike powers and you do shitty YouTube videos to get some money instead of just taking way Heber you want because you can?

rased and bedpilled

Hello Mr Goldstein

You faggots stick out like crazy. You don't post here, only to antagonize or mock or derail. Fuck off.

So saying rape is bad is derailing?

walk around playing the clash and firing muh lazor

kill boogie2988

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DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING GODDAMN KIKES DIEE

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Yeah so what you flaming fat fist full of faggots, go cry to your mum as you clearly can't handle the banter fatty.

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Based

Remove kebab
All of it

This is what I was thinking when the Deep pushed Starlight into blowing him. She'd literally just admitted that she had a poster of him on her wall and a crush on him as a kid. All he had to do was wait for a couple of weeks, be nice to her, support her, not be an asshole like the rest of the Seven and act upstanding, and she'd have jumped on his dick of her own volition.

After I'm done only white people would exist.

Then I'll force liberals, leftists and communists to fight to the death a lá battle royale and stream it to television.

I would just travel the world. That's really all I want to do. I love being an adult. No grand delusions about world peace, knowing how corrupt every government is. I wouldn't help them at all with these powers. I would enjoy myself. I think is why I like this character so much.

It's never rape when you're Chad Handsomejaw

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Is Homelander immortal?

Based

Like every government already does?

round up a harem , what else?

Why’d you quote my post fag

I'd help people but I'd do it by murdering smug cunts who have too much power and people who cut me off in traffic.
I might also fuck up Jerusalem and Mecca just to see what happens.

no he can get killed by someone stronger than him

I’d force hot guys to fuck me missionary while my eyes are red, get me some of that fear cum. It’s not gay if I’m in control.

Fly around, make a shitload of money

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cringe

Request training from the government agencies and other services like the fire department and police on different forms of crisis management then be an actually good super hero with the training to not make every situation a comedy of errors.

I'd fly around the earth so fast that it turns back time so i can prevent the holocaust
and then gather the whole jew population in a nice neat area and kill them all for once

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Everyone who said rape revealed themself as beta. The power of a God and the first thing that comes to mind is pussy.

rape isnt about sex

>da JOOS
Riveting, /pol/tard.

Fucking epic

That's actually a really good idea

it's a joke nerd

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What a faggot

So's your sex life.

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/pol/tard incel mindset

no that's none existent not a joke dummy

At least he doesn't have aids

what issue is this?

sneed

go to wherever Yea Forums's servers are located and fry them all

seething

I just read the comic and most of the deaths are beheadings, it's fucking silly.

2 chicks at the same time

Leave earth, never come back. Make an instagram account of all the cool planets I visit

>created by Seth Rogan
but that's false. he's just an executive producer. Eric Kripke is the showrunner

I missed it. when was it?

Travel, a fucking lot
Create urban legends about a dude fucking up with cartels, gangs, triads, etc
Did I say travel? like flying top speed and feeling the air in my face at mach 3?
Carve graffiti on mountains and laugh at scientifics and media get crazy about it
Crops circles

Will the show alter Mother's Milk's backstory to explain why he has his name?

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id cum so fucking hard that id drown an entire city in my radioactive seed

>/pol/tard incel mindset
I think you mean Yea Forums

Purge the boomers.

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I would live like Hancock, live on the streets drinking and vomiting, i don't need a job to eat anymore so i dont need to worry about nothing

wow, you're fucking disgusting, what is wrong with you?

Can someone explain what the fuck is going on here

Mother's Milk's mommy's milkies turns regular people into pseudo-supes.

see

But what is that octopus titty thing

Mother's Milk's mom. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

MM's mom kept growing and turned into that abomination

jesus christ this is why we need to #Believewomen

Eradicate all east asians.

Kill blm members to show them that no the dont

>tfw will never fuck cuties into the stratosphere before dropping them as cumstuffed human missiles down on Times Square
Why even live?

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>the reek of soi in this one..
im a predator and stronger than humans its human evolution to kill the strongest and its a fucking moral question you dont even need an argument

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>get a job
You would be running your own business retard and have a bunch of underlings. You would have to build up a merc base fast otherwise some government is going to snatch you to do tests.

would watch again

Act in the same exact way as the real thing obviously.

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This 2bh, though I may accidentally forget to intervene on black-on-black crime.

I've been dreaming about this for days now:
>hide my power level
>literally
>like live as a normal joe
>but
>every night in secret
>fucking incinerate every refugee resettlement agency in the US and Europe
>sink every boat used to shuttle those nigger vermin to Europe
>incinerate every immigration lawyer's office
>every lawyer who belongs to the National Lawyers' Guild
>every leftwing NGO
>every lefty community activist/organizer
>the BLM niggers would get special treatment
>strung up by their fucking necks
>start massive fires on all the routes used by taco maggots to infiltrate the US
>hurl lefty journalists off the top of the Chrysler Building
>burn down every government office used to process visa apps
>kidnap the worst nigger offenders from prison and strangle them
>then leave their bodies on the lawns of every Dem legislator in the country
>impale trannies on every light post in San Francisco
>hunt down every member of the NBPP and Black Hebrew Israelites and dump them off in the Serengeti

And I would just keep doing that shit until all our problems were fixed.

jesus christ i have never seen a paki this butthurt

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remove sub-saharans and aboriginese too tho