OH NO NO NO EMMA BROS

You all are all perverts

My dear...toe nails are a delicacy to my people

Is this her new excuse for tomorrow's match? You can't make it up. It's not even a visible injury. She always has an excuse in hand

Would you nurse poor Emma's feet and toes back to full health?

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Mingge has 10 healthy functioning toe nails btw

Why does Emma not like Messi?

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Brutal hairline

why would you want her to be a cold chest choker beta manlet?

>complains about getting a toenail ripped off
>rips off Porsche, Vodafone, Tiffany, Old El Paso Instant Inc, British Airways and The British Tennis-Watching Public

She's ripping off Nike now slagging off the shoes they gave her kek

Nike (as early sponsors) were *only* paying her £100k or something after all. The toenail bullshit is probably a tactical maneuver to land a Jimmy Choo Tennis Shoe number @ $5m p.a.

WHAT THE FUCK

Too short and white

>theguardian.com/sport/2022/apr/14/emma-raducanu-clay-debut-billie-jean-king-cup-great-brtiain

Fucking lol imagine making this throwaway comment and then it ends up on headlines everywhere

I hope they grow back bros. I had one removed once after it became ingrown and it never came back

goddamn vaccine.

Lies, she only enjoys big, veiny, throbbing niggles

I had an ingrown nail once and they only chopped off the sides which grew back in time (I regret leaving it for so long, nails were a horrendous mess before I finally went to the doctors)

Our media are already creating convoluted strategies for Emma kek

ems had a lil' niggle earlier
but aint got no thang now

She got the jab, right?

>I had an ingrown nail once
are you an instant taco munching qt user?
when not, we don't care.

>Making excuses BEFORE the loss instead of after the loss.
The absolute state of this ethnic chinese fraud.

Yeah bro I was in so much pain the doctor suggested taking out the nail bed and I just said yes. I'd have said yes to anything but regret not getting the sides chopped off now.

Do you think Emma is a love maker or a hard fucker?

>no grass
>no fucking plan
EmsWombledonSistahs, its not habbening, is it.

Emma doesn't know what sex is outside of a year 6 sex ed class

how come her toenails fell off?
and those marks around her knees?

Are you saying that because she pretends to be Christian?

Jimmy Buckets sucked her nails off after a creampie, what a legend, based as fuck

>how come her toenails fell off?

I don't know what to tell you but that isn't what happens after you have sex

wtf how does a toe look like if the nail never grows back

why you go to a doctor with an ingrown toenail?
isnt there podiatrists, or dermatologists or vets or electric toenail trimmers from Amazon/TV shopping channels or some shit could have dealt with this, without cunts like you blocking up the NHS?

it is when you do it right

From a distance it looks alright, but up close it's kind of gnarly. But I'm a guy who plays tennis on a semi-regular basis so my feet are completely fucked up anyway. Functionally it's the exact same as it would be with the nail.

I guess it would be worse for women who generally have their feet on display more often

I tried to fix it myself but nothing worked, it was at the point where it was oozing out some yellow shit where the nail touched the skin
>blocking up the NHS?
Dealt with it for nearly a year before eventually seeing them, I'm going to make use of the NHS money that comes out of my payslip, simple as

Delusional

a lot of sports fuck up your feet

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>*blocks Emma's path*

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ENTER THE DRAGON

Confession lads… i sucked them off

They're a lot more gruesome and painful than they sound, believe me. It gets to the point where it's literally an open wound into which your toenail is exerting pressure by growing into more and more each day. You've got it bleeding constantly, it gets difficult to walk and eventually is likely to become infected.

I've torn ligaments, sprained joints, cut my head open and still my ingrown toenail is a solid top 3 for the most pain I've felt in my life

>Welsh tennis star Mimi Xu

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Dropped

>14
>looks 35

and they say asians age better

>English tennis star Emma Raducanu

I lost two toenails in a public swimming pool and they grew back

Mimiposting will never become a thing

our year la

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given the opportunity, I would have consensual sex with Emma Raducanu
that is, if she restores her toenails

i would appreciate it if someone could inform her of this

Emma toenail threads are busier than Man City match threads.

really makes you think

She would have signed a new Nike contract after her USO win I'd imagine.