What's their endgame?

Lmao my mentally handicapped cousin was getting dirty with other downie girls, at least a decade before I ever touched a naked woman (lost virginity at 25). Nothing new to me

How's it feel to get less pussy than literal retards and cripples? Thanks in advance.

wtf he can get THAT and Im still single

nigga look at him what else does he have to live for if not that?

anons please comfort me, she is only for him for money and moral points righ...hhht? there is no way she actually "loves" him, ?

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Women are hardwired to not be able to feel love towards anything except maybe their children

when are we incels gonna rise up, bros?

FUCK YOU CRIP MIDGE

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How do you think she gets her cock injections? Clearly he can't do it, so is she a) doing it behind his back and effectively using this guy like a sugar daddy or b) doing it while he watches so he can get a little kick out of it too? I'm thinking the latter, he probably wants her to enjoy herself so they hire a male hooker every now and then.

>tfw crip who used to have 8.5/10 gf
>can't even feel my cock so it didn't matter

this, is this proof we living in a videogame simulation and that guy is a player who bough an handicap dlc package that includes a hot nurse girlfirend? not hating on him, just feels to good to be true how he can get a good looking girlfriend lke him that basically is his private nurse / mom when the average woman today cant even make their own bed or cook breakfast

>when you're handicapped, sex is the only thing to live for
There can be a ton of things that can give people a sense of fulfilment. Sex is overrated anyway.

Beat me to it , going to post it, for anons who wondering what is going on go to 9:50 on the video

does it work or is it like sucking a tasteless gummy worm?

is he going to learn an instrument? maybe write a book? oh wait

>women
>feeling love
Fucking kek

I'd really like to know the truth behind this all

gotta be a chad or a complete cripple

>>average as fuck
>>no cute to boss around

why live?

She works out, she's gone for the most of the day 'at the gym' she comes home hours later from Chad's apartment and is only around handicapped man for the evenings and mornings. I cant wait till he dies and she can drop the whole act

There's no way his dick works.

Name one

so how long before the warwick pasta finds its way to the comments there?

do you think she comes home drenched in sweat from working out?

>tfw ugly but not ugly enough to be considered a rare find for sluts out there
fuck this gay earth

Yes.

This is more of a business relationship than a romantic one.

You just know that she brings guys home and fucks them on top of the stairs so the retard can't get to them. All he can do is watch and cry from the bottom.

Can he even jerk off?

>They actually chose that as the thumbnail
It's more obvious than ever shes in it for the clicks.

The devil enticing man to do evil

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No, but he and Hannah can get "physically intimate". Whatever the fuck that means...

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Become wheel chair bound

You're already retarded and disabled

Audiobooks, asmr, youtube playthroughs of vidya, movies, tv shows, comics, pretending you're an actual fully functioning person online.

I mean once you eliminate sex out of the equation altogether life becomes much more simple. On top of that he's disabled so he gets his buxx for disability somehow.

She probably jacks and or sucks. It's not difficult.

>cripple has a qt gf
>meanwhile I'm tall, muscular with a big benis and a great career and still a KHHV at 24
it's all so tiresome

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she just attaches a dong to his forehead and grinds on it while the juice flows down it and into his mouth
Maybe she attaches a small vibe onto his "penis" or shoves a vibrating toy up his butt so he gets something out of it too

I'm just guessing

Do you guys think this girl gives good head?

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Even of his dick did work which I don't think it does, he has an underdeveloped heart, cardiovascular system, and organs. He's probably not even supposed to get worked up less he have a stroke or an aneurysm

Unironically making me kill myself

Well that's her plan yes

exploitation for clicks

no but you do
because you sucked me off

That's a good point.

do you think she ever stripteases him while he cries and tries not to get too turned on and have a stroke

You just KNOW

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you mean his point or his point?

You're the problem man, end yourself

I mean the point I fucking replied to. You blew all of the fucking fun with your god damned illiteracy you retard.

so when will social retardation become a accepted disorder? I want a hot nurse too

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how do you know they have sex? there are couples that are completely asexual

>I dont know what money is or the power it exerts

>she just attaches a dong to his forehead and grinds on it while the juice flows down it and into his mouth

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No I want a qt that loves me

That bitch is as basic as it gets, actual Yea Forums fags can pull her off

This thread kills every last bit of optimism that I might make it.

I accepted long ago that god just likes to watch me be miserable.

lmao. They'll have a fancy 3d intro and selling merch by 2020

>the air around our bed becomes THICC with the scent of her body
what does it smell like bros ?

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So wait a second;they made that because she fucking stinks & doesn't wash or something?

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they're making porn now?

There's only a handful of options really.
She's just doing it for the attention and virtue points since they can basically make a living off of normies constantly supporting them, so she has a pretty easy life. She also knows she has all the power in the relationship on both a physical and mental level since she knows that he knows she's the best he'll literally ever get in his entire life and he basically hit the jackpot landing her. He's just happy to occasionally fuck a hot woman and she gets everything else in the relationship.

She's got a very hardcore fetish, so strong that she cannot keep it to watching porn. She physically needs a disabled person in order to get off.

She was abused either as a child or in a previous relationship and using this current one as a means to control everything. She can essentially be the dominant partner and live out her power fantasy of being a carer / lover / famous

Actually I bet she just attaches a strapon to him and then picks him up with both hands and uses his entire body and attached dong as one large toy to get off.
Probably tosses him aside afterwards and doesn't even unstrap him until she wakes up

god I hope she stinks like rotten fish

>that tan line

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The only way I can imagine them having sex is her getting naked (and him being naked in the chair to begin with) and then giving him a lap dance and afterwards straddling him so that there's a hitachi vibe right between them, pushing against his rudimentary dick and her pussy and then she just humps him like that until she's done. Whether he can biologically finish or not probably doesn't even matter to her.

>seething
Have sex

Something tells me she uses a strap-on on him.
She seems the type.

>I can imag

haha that was oddly detailed hahaa

Women are nothing but an imposition on your time and money. Cultivate yourself instead and go volcel.

He's paying this woman I suppose

>she just attaches a dong to his forehead and grinds on it

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These threads are always glorious. A bunch of insufferable virgins trying to cope with the fact that a deformed half-man is a more attractive partner than themselves

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basically this

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yeah you pretty much described the blindingly obvious topic of this thread

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I want to snap this little gub gub man’s neck
WHY DOES HE GET SOMEONE WHO LOVES HIM REEEEEEEEEE

>tfw she carries him around like a baby, changes his diaper and gives him a kiss on the penis and strokes him a bit (but not to completion) every now and then

I bet she purposefully keeps edging him with no release so he's mind is addled.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I'M GOING TO CRIPPLE MYSELF AND BECOME WHEELCHAIR BOUND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GET A GF

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fucking lel

>He's just happy to occasionally fuck a hot woman

He doesnt fuck her

that's actually hilarious. she obviously has a good sense of humour to let him bag on her so hard like that.

are they actually dating? she is hot.

How often does she sucks him off? Do you you believe she swallows?

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No excuses lads. Get out there

Okay I thought this through.

She attaches a dong onto his wheelchair and gets into a doggy position in front of it.
Then he uses the joystick to drive the wheelchair back and forth, fucking her with it.
Maybe the dong is even a cumtube one so he can cum into a syringe and inject that through the tube into her, making her pregnant.

The secret is to think deeply about how horrible women are. They are incapable of acting morally or thinking rationally. Remember what a chore it is to actually try and hold a conversation with a woman, and nurture your disdain for them. Then realize that solitude is the gift that God has given you, and be grateful to have evaded the snares of the THOT.

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hes got a good face and since women care about face more than anything else, im not surprised desu

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I am fully aware of the woman meme, don't get me wrong, but it's still fun to fantasize about it

This.
He may be a shrimp man but he’s more facially attractive than I am.

This fucking mollusk is at least 3 points higher than me.

Felt pretty bad when I was younger, but after finally having sex I realized it's not a big deal. I've never been actually intimate with someone

How did you finally manage it?

>I've never been actually intimate with someone
Mb didnt finish writing. The sex Ive had hasnt been great cause it wasn't emotionally intimate, just purely physical. Jerking myself off feels more fulfilling

If you are fat, you are less attractive and more disabled than this guy and it’s your fault

>Remember what a chore it is to actually try and hold a conversation with a woman, and nurture your disdain for them
What kind of women do you interact with user? My best friend is a woman, and whenever I worked with women I always had a a tremendous time. They're way more pleasant to talk to than men if I gotta be honest, I hated working with men so much - so vulgar, way too direct with little care about other people.

Got drunk in Paris by myself, and some slut who was probably an actual crack whore came onto me. Took her to my shady hotel after staying up all night. Got myself tested after that

Sad but true, also it's not their fault. They're genetically hardwired to feel that way to propagate our species and if you hate them you need to direct your hatred onto hollywood who have fed you lies.
Only men know what love and honor is.

>This kills the incel

LOOK IM LOSING WEIGHT OK

ITS NOT FAAAAIR

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>They're way more pleasant to talk to than men
but there's nothing to talk to them about

I’ve never even been hugged by a woman and this cunt gets a modest gf. For FUCKS sake.

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Every woman I know my age is a vulgar cow.

That says more about you than it does about them.

Same expirience tb h, 90% of the guys are 'muh dik' brains

thanks for your reply but there's still nothing to talk to women about as they don't have any hobbies or interests.

He pays her

You might be a fag

let her feel special for figuring it out on her own

they def have some sort of a sexual output going on, my guess is she does a lot of masturbation in front of him and help him doing the same, also she can hover her ass or pussy around his face and let him tongue it or something similar

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This. Anyone who believes this guy "got" his hot gf is a fucking idiot

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inb4 she gets famous and they break up and she creates her own channel and all the cumbrain orbiters subscribe to her and donate to her patreon screencap this

I just want to be loved. Even for just one day.

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She squats over his face and just lets him enjoy the smell for a few hours.

have you ever brushed your hand against a girl's hand when she hands you something?

When I worked in a warehouse men were just insufferable. They plastered the common room with posters of pornstars, all conversations were just "dude bro pussy" and were generally so fucking annoying and loud. Whenever women that worked either in the office or in sales showed up it was such a refreshing time, I always loved helping them out find the right product for client etc. I wish I'd never worked with another man in my life.

S.o.y. faggot

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same
its not even about sex anymore, i want companionship and feeling like someone cares about me

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>have you ever brushed your hand against a girl's hand when she hands you something?
The fat McDonald's window girl when she gives me my change. I treasure such experiences

faith in humanity, lost

You're not perfect!

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No he does not.

Get a dog. They're far more loyal.

I just wanna be held by a woman desu lad. To feel her warm embrace. Just pure love.

>first girl admits she has a crush on me. turn her down because she's literally suicidal. still cute and alive years later.
>second girl also confesses. Only it took her years to say anything and we were at separate schools by then and the feeling had faded away. is now a dancer/contortionist/something. last time I creeped on her social media years ago, she still had that "I'll cut your dick off while you're asleep if you even think of leaving me" look to her.

Still a virgin in my 20's.
Did I dodge bullets or is this cope?

I honestly feel nothing anymore.
32 years on this earth and I have never kissed, hugged or held hands with a girl let alone sex.
Remember meeeeeeeeeeee

Hard cope

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He has muscle degeneracy he's not crippled you idiots.

you're just making excuses for not banging those girls

Have you penetrated anyone yet?

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So, no memes and abuse, what do you actually think she sees in him? Is she deficient? I refuse to believe that love can bloom naturally and she can be THAT blind to his condition. It takes years and years of care. He will die much earlier than her. Every little thing she wants to enjoy, such as an impromptu vacation abroad, having children, being surprised by her lover, none of that can happen here. She's effectively selected a child as a romantic partner.

I'm not mad before you say - if it works for her then that's great. But what prompts someone to make that decision? I'm sure there would otherwise be many able-bodied men after her.

In other words, what do you anons think is going on here, mentally?

This guy won't live to see 35, he'll be lucky to live to 30. His body is so frail it looks like a puppet.

>he's not crippled
he's in a wheelchair

She's looking at some sort of big fat inheritance I figure when he can no longer breathe on his own.

is this a reverse white knight ?

it's a messiah complex

she obviously fucks blacks on the side....he's loaded and she's just waiting for him to die. the best part about this is that HE KNOWS about this.

They've addressed this. He's on spine medication that means he'll live as long as anyone else. Also his family doesn't have a ton of money. Now is she getting a ton of money by being with him? Sure.

But she could just fuck a finance Chad and do that. She's just into interabled coupling. Her last boyfriend wasn't crippled or anything, but had a serious limp.

>those dead, empty eyes
surprised no one has said this yet.

Unironically have sex

>what do you actually think she sees in him?
Forever a mystery
One thing is certain though, it's not 'normal'.
She either does it for status and money or if she actually does like him it's because she has some seriously fucked up fetish and is not right in the head

If you asked people 'would you be in a relationship with a person like this?' 99% would think 'fuck no'. Now consider she's actually pretty attractive and should have no problem finding a good partner. It's even weirder

"If I only had the capacity to stand up and ravage that ass with endless strokes", I guess I'll call Tyrone again

You'd like that, wouldn't you, you trollop.

who was in the wrong here

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>Also his family doesn't have a ton of money
lmao. if you think disability pays for this guys lifestyle you're fucking stupid. they are rich.

>interabled coupling
shut the fuck up

LARP

I'm of the opinion this whole thing is just a sims playthrough on future tech, an empathy teaching simulation to better appreciate the rest of your virtual lives which you've grown bored of.

procure intercourse

Threads like this are what make Yea Forums great

Your tumblr insults have no power here.

holy fuckig shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What lifestyle?

i used to work at a home for crippled and brain damaged people, taking care of them, bathing them, feeding them, taking them to the bathroom and whatnot.

one of them was hunchbacked cripple who only had very limited movement, and was only 90% there mentally, but he had the biggest dick i have ever seen and would regularly get visits from prostitues.

maybe shane has some of that going on.

Dilate

Samefag.

everything about the way he lives? are you blind?

Gonna spend the rest of the day thinking about this post

Stop posting your to-do list, tranny.

What kind of John Waters movie are you living in the fuck

samefag

samefag

Jealousy is not a good look my friends.

Instead, let's take this as proof that a woman with a nice body could be attracted to us. It's a good thing.

Yea, I doubt that.

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Is this a new low? Now you don't wanna even compare to average males, it has to be a less-average disabled fuck that still got pussy? And you still whine? What's next, gonna whine that a midget is fucking another midget?

Did he pay for them?

Cope harder

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This is onions as fuck.

So you have a proxy. So what?

yes. he also collected model trains and was obsessed with them. i don't know how he got the money for either.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

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the prostitutes were paying him

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The fact that you guys are watching is what makes this relationship so valuable to Hannah. You all seethe at her pretending to fuck a cripple and you can't take it. She managed to get enough attention through him that she gets to go on tours with him and make fat stacks through YouTube, donations, and events. She has no value except providing this cripple with the illusion of love. Hannah also has a problem with separation anxiety and this guy physically can't leave her. She is insane and you all are blind because it is so shockingly crazy. They deserve no attention.

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>Just get a gf, my dude! Then you can both enjoy Netflix original programming together!

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>▶
He has a short life expectancy. Clout and money from death insurance.

there is something wrong with her...

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Keep telling yourself being a kissless virgin is better

hahahahahahahahahahah

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this is surreal

What if she just left him on the bathroom floor?
She could do it. She could just walk away. She tells herself she would never, but she knows she could.
I bet that sort of power gets her off

she is a cripple fetishist