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happy easter weekend im getting gadooshed already edition

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Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

this is the one

>tony's wife deleted her instagram

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Im feeling basedcosta

when are we going to see borakino again??

Good.

whatup

this is the thread

>taiwanese
lol not real people you Chinese again soon

Just realized the other thread is a Loopycel thread so I'm staying here and deleting my posts in that thread

show bussy

Is watching two sweaty, hot, big dicked, muscular men fight each other a sport?

Don’t watch smellabore.

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based, this thread has a better original post then the other

>tfw no 6'4 in heels gf
just heem me my dudes

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*burps*

how does the inevitable bantamweight run go?

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She's 6'0 at best. Tom is like 6'2 barefoot and mogs her. Probably like 5'10.

wait idgi, are there two rizin cards this weekend?

Lets be honest boys...How many fighters have tagged that ass?

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Yes.

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if rizin is shit again i am officially unboying that promotion

>baptises mom cerrone in the rematch in a flurry of pure violence to become a three sport world champion and the wmma GOAT

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Helen Lee enters the thread

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Tom is billed as 6'5, does the UFC have shoot heights like the WWE?

based. rooting for hideki shrekine

Diamond, I kneel.

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the ref should have stopped the fight when stamp hit that body shot, stamp won

Contender series free fight is up, it's a brutal one
>heems your right thigh with like 30+ strikes until you can't stand anymore
>you can hear Hood going AAGH at various points during the fight

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HE TOOK THE BACK HE'S IN TROUBLE HERE
OHHHHHHHH HE'S OUT

based sexual frustrated dog

Why has nobody ever submitted to slaps? It's always "strikes". Is it just there's never been such a skilled warrior to slap a man into submission?

early stoppage

forgot link

youtube.com/watch?v=3rsYVKKfr_s

lmao

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reminds of that khalil fight where khalil just had no understanding of the clinch game and just got super fucked up

Mfw CHADler heems Tony so badly he kills his family Benoit style due to the CTE

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what's going on with buday's chest. I've seen fatter guys in ufc but damn this guy looks out of shape and unhealthy in a whole other way.

where have you been?

also lmao that hood guy is fucking pillow fisted he was landing on that guy and he just shrugged it off and hugged him again

heem says he'll heem everyone even yourself

used to be a morbidly obese gamer

Walk into thread like what up I got a pink cock

?

Jamal is crazy b

Busy irl. It’s hard to find time to get back into the trenches of heem posting with the lads when your not a neet. You either do don shit or you do heem shit. I managed to finagle a little time into my schedule to spend with yous peons. Your welcome shartsy. Wee fart.

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I'm not the chink bro

I don’t post about my dick or anything, that’s never me.

>heem still thinks mma is legit and not a scripted front for gambling

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why would I care when I'm benefiting

aussies care to comment, is le reddit shoey done correctly with a brand new shoe fresh from the box?

roll through the city like brendan schoob

Braindeadretard Schaub

...

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if you ain't thiccc please don't get involved

klaus schaub

you used to post about your "thick taiwanese cock" all the time

Meestar schaub, with theze rocher you are really spoiling uz.

behead those whomstve insult schaub

Khabrendan Nurschaubomedov

loopycel's only friend

OHHHHHHHHH IN THE LAST SECOND WOW

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Vorschaub durch Technik

Dr Joschaub Brengele

Brendolf Schitler

josef schaublin

Stampmedov Fairgomedov

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Wasn’t me

Dr Brendold Schaubman

Brendan Schaub!

I'm heem
Mister clean
Based boy originale

Liar.

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hey /box/
ya blogbusser
/heem/s negfliggs

Heem on
Heem off
Heem on
Heem off
Heem me once, shame on me
Heem me twice... you can't heem a heemer.

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Hey boys I'm back.

Who? I don't recognise that fella.

schaub on my schaub
like corn on the schaub
check in with b
and do you schuab

ONE nothing wrong with Schaub
TWO nothing wrong with Schaub

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worst thread in a while.

LET THE SCHAUBIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE SCHAUBIES HIT THE FLOOR

HEEEEEEEEEEM SHAUBY

I don't get this meme isn't this what every fighter says after a loss? There was this random circlejerk on a strawman of what they wished happen but didn't really happen after Yan lost. inb4 shit bait responses idc retard

wb

*Pisses on your pants* your welcome kid

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>no one's ever called out brendan schaub

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*clips your heels on entry*
How was your trip user?

best thread in a while

man shut up

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