He's a big midge

he's a big midge

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>What was that about kicking me in the head, user?

would a fit 6' guy kill them all in a fight?

name their band Yea Forums

barehand?

A period piece starring all midgets? Now that I can get into

They Might Be Giants

Warwick Davis. Imagine this guy yelling at you. No, this isn’t just a meme post, just imagine it. You’ve had some kind of altercation in public, and before you is this deformed little creature, this sickeningly morphed little fucking gnome, screaming at you. The veins on his forehead popping out, his eyes bloodshot and his infuriating little brick head bright red as he spits out his curses. Modern society would have you believe this gruesome, odious midget it your equal, that you should stand here and take this. But that’s counter to your intuition and you know it. Your mind races back to the days of your ancestors, how their burning souls would have been inflamed by such a confrontation, this freak, this hideous little THING thinking it has right to talk to you in such a manner. That primal instinct kicks in, and without hesitation you do the sensible thing and let the foul goblin know it’s place- you stride forward with righteous zeal, his shouts cease for a moment. This is unexpected to the annoying little fuck, a flash of panic crosses his malformed, elongated cartoonish face as it contorts suddenly into a comical farce of what on a normal human would resemble fear. He almost trips stepping backward, the illusion of his right to speak, right to live, manufactured authority over you shattering as he can only let out a brief plea “No!” before you are upon him. A hook cracks right, that satisfying crunch as it connects with the hideous creature, the feeling of a bullet ripped from the barrel of a gun as your rage explodes into controlled, refined physical force. You feel his weak and unnatural bones twist and crunch around your knuckles, his flesh contort as you see his terrified and utterly shocked face fold around your fist. All for a glorious moment, before he crumples and folds like some kind of warped fleshy paper, his deformed little freak cartoon body falling like sand over the ground as the facade of his equality dissolves under nature.

Introducing the 4chanBusters, time to pack it up lads these shortstacks mean business

They look like a cereal mascot meetup lmao.

he's a big sneed

me on the right

Fuck bros, he's put together a team. What do we do now?!

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kek

I dunno, instead of your fists bring a broom and massacre them all?

4 u

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>The Expandables

Midget 9-11 would be kino.

waht is graham Norton doing there on the left?

MDGT

Brock Lesnar in riot gear could kill thousands of them

> When everyone picks Oddjob at the temple.

Just imagine the devastation if an 18 wheeler plowed through them in that instant

Look at them, they could stand on their toes with arms reaching up and would still fit under the truck.

Would fuck far left

It's tragic that warwickposting has died down.

>He's a manlet even amongst other midgets

Lmao fucking midge

>when you think it was only going to be a fart

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I'd like to plop these midges in a bowl of pasta sauce. Fuckin midgeballs.

char siu

The Bowling Pins

Let's say the 6 foot guy has a tommy gun.

kek

Is like to put them all on a roller coaster and watch them fly out one by one

what the fuck?

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4u

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That mask is hooked up to Ian's ass.

>"Midge"?
>What's a midge, user?
>Why, you don't mean little people do you?
>I'm honestly shocked, user. I thought you were a nice guy...
>Warwick Davis is like my hero, he really paved the way for a lot of little people. I can't believe you'd really go so far as to call him a midge on that blue website you're always using.

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I hate midgets so god damn much. When I come to power they are the first to be sent to death camps.

Am I the only one who would consider doing the one in the maid outfit?

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I was thinking the same thing.
so no, you're not alone.

How much would you lads pay to see a gladiator arena for the midges. Youd have like 200 of them in this yard and theres a corner filled with angry Gorillas, another with Lions. You could even mix in a few Brock Lesnars to just start swinging at them. All the while the crowd is roused into a raging midget bloodlust as they start throwing rocks at any midge who attempts to hide or cower.

I could see this becoming one of those millionaire sport events that has a $10000 entry ticket. Itd be a global phenomenom.

I think you are on to something.

kek

This image really bothers me. Every time I see it I have to take it on faith that he can see his phone. It is almost too horrifying for my mind to comprehend that he can't see, or is only seeing an incredibly blurred/narrow view of his phone. The subtle mental anguish of this fucking image gets me every time. I find myself mirroring his exact expression involuntarily. I start to scroll down the page but then I decide that I have to make this little statement so I can move on from the mental strain this image causes me.

I would rather put one pitbull in there. Just one pitbull vs 100 midges. What a delight that would be to watch.

"little people" have such a negative connotation. it sounds 100x worse than "dwarf"

The rolling dwarfs

Didn't know bill hader was so short

Oh my fucking God imagine a little Peck phalanx

Imagine the smell

Four and a Half Men

It looks like a game of bowling with humans bowling pins lol

dumb jizzcortex

Manlet height. Speaking of which, a while ago I had the unfortunate luck to end up on the same plane as a legit midget not a manlet but a fucking dwarf. my little sister who I was traveling with at the time recognized the fucked from Harry Potter. And all I could think about was oh how lovely it would be to frontraise that fucker with a straight left arm and repetedly punch his oversized melon head while he’s desperately moving his pencil hands trying to stop me with all his might, fucker would probably scratch my forearm but after a few punches that would stop. And I could take my time to get my straps ready. I would gently place him on the ground and grab a hold of his legs and arms and put my straps on. Then I would step on his back which would surely result in him waking up from the beating I previously gave him and scream because I weigh around 240 Ibs and my weight alone on his back might break it. Then I deadlift that fucker straight up hopefully tearing his limbs off. then I would walk over to his family limbs still attached via the straps and give them a nice red shower before beating the children to death with their vile sire's limbs before sauntering back to the gremlin and kicking him in the head with my steel capped boots before he died from the blood loss.

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I've got this weird game I like to play in the santuary of my mind. In this game, I imagine this guy is named Lil Donnie, who tries to live a normal, everyday life. Ron Perlman is like some sort of a children's cartoon villain, who goes out of his way to berate and disrupt him.

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A house cat could kill them all in a fight.