Has the epic horribleness of this movie been covered yet?

engage in sexual intercourse with a female

>and Shazam
Except Shazam was good

Worst shit I’ve ever seen. I can’t even begin to list all the terrible decisions

Let me guess -- your favorite movie is Iron Man.

Best movie 2018

I have 3 children and in my late-20s. What is a faggot like you going to tell me about sex?

Kek. Iron Man was half the dog shit that this movie was, but it could never be close to my favorite movie. I have truly never seen anything this bad. I can’t believe it.

Could he get more cringe lel?

No, it was pretty bad. Batman v Superman and Aquaman are the only good DCEU movie. Wonder Woman was watchable. The rest was pretty garbage.

>watching cartoon movies in your late twenties
man-child detected

>i have 3 children
the FBI will find you soon

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i mean it was kinda fun but clearly eyebrow scar man cant handle a lead role in a movie and amber heard cant act

the chemistry between them was non existent and it really ruined what could have been a great movie

its like the twilight of super hero movies

2018 was probably one of the worst years for movies in ages, but this was gayest and most literal Hero’s Journey of all time, just replacing the Father with the Mother, for SJW faggot agenda.

what about those home movies with ur mum and the Botswanan basketball team? that was one pretty bad

2018 was a fantastic year for movies.

I watched it for free, a year after it came out bc I was bored after working my ass off to feed, clothe, and shelter a family, and add to my wealth. What in the stinking fuck have you or will you ever do with your worthless autist life?

Elaborate please

Raising your whore wife's children doesn't counts as yours cuck

>Joker is being eyed as potentially a good movie that would win WB awards
>maybe not, but we should still do something about this!
>remember how shit everything DC is, huh? HUH?

>Make mine Marvel!
Mine too my fellow shill! Mine too!

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Your gay SJW aquafag film will always be dog shit.

u mad

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But was it as bad as those "amateur" home movies your mom sells online

I don’t give a fuck about who made it; I’m just saying this film was horrible. Couldn’t care less about any universe except the one in which this piece of shit isn’t puked upon by discerning folk

The Other Side of the Wind, Mandy, Under the Silver Lake, The House That Jack Built, Bad Times at the El Royal, Suspiria, Sorry To Bother You, The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, Climax, First Reformed, Upgrade... probably still forgetting some good ones.

All decent to great movies

>You watched Aquaman for free
>a year after it came out

Woah, you have low standards

>under the silver lake
plebe

It’s not funny, retard. You lost

This

>I was bored after working my ass off to feed, clothe, and shelter a family, and add to my wealth.
>working hard to feed my whore wife's children

Op is right autists just ant Amber to shit in their bad

Oh, wow. You are apparently The Winner. On a thread discussing movies for children.

Holy shit I just watched this because I enjoyed Shazam but I had to turn it off after 30 minutes because its so bad, I will never trust anyones opinion on movies again especially in a world where endgame is considered a good film

What a nice argument here, piece of zoomer shit.

I haven’t seen Shazam, but Aquafag was among the worst films of all time, mainly because it’s budget raises it to a higher expected standard. I was appalled

Hermaphrodite detected

How did you watch Aquaman for free a year after it came out. Just wondering.

My buddy’s HBOGO account

It was a fun movie, have sex marlel incel

Sure user. Because shitting on a movie that's not even the most recent release when you didn't like it makes total sense. Not, you know, moving on with your life.

I mean, I fucking hated Captain Marvel. Bland as fuck, with no stakes, and literally a movie length advert for the characters appearance in Endgame. So I make sure to make a in image in paint and shitpo- oh, wait, no, I just got on with my life and filed it away under 'never watch again'.

If you aren't a shill, you are at least a very, very sad man.

It wasn’t fun. It was so awful and retarded within the first five minutes and on that I almost couldn’t believe it

based and Snyderpilled

What in the fuck am I shilling for? Do you know what a shill is? Do you know how easy it is to type “poo poo?”

At last the costumes were comic accurate (something you don't see today) and Amber was a grade A waifu (even if I would have loved a natural ginger)

Amber is probably the finest woman ever. Next to Bridget Bardot. But the film was a supreme embarrassment and everyone involved in its creation deserves to die

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Worst film ever

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But why would you *bother*? Why even take the ten seconds out of you day for an eight month old movie shitpost? Just as the usual pre-DC-movie release shitposting is starting to ramp up?

Trying to change, sustain, or build on a narrative ("DC bad") serves the purpose of making the weak willed or easily influenced feel like they are doing something wrong if they like something that goes against that narratives. This the posts in . Given your reaction is more 'w-why would you think I'm a shill?' rather than even denying it or laughing it off, I guess I got my answer.

Seems I had a mild stroke there.
>This the posts in
Thus the posts in this posts image, I mean.

I swear to God, I don’t give a living fuck about DC or Marvel or any of that stupid shit, and think you should kill yourself immediately for caring about any of it, as though there were any distinction worth giving a second thought to.

This Based Guy destroyed the movie
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7U24VYZiwCE

Aquaman was released in late December 2018. How did you watch it a year after it came out.

You have shockingly bad taste

Is that your personal Youtube review. Pretty sad.

>swears to God
>tells someone to kill themselves in the same sentence
Ouch user. Wouldn't wanna be you.

Are you this much of a faggot? How can you even raise this point without any semblance of embarrassment for being aware of this? May this forever serve as a digital artifact of your horrible, faggoty stench

>Wouldn’t want to be you

Good. Then all is right with the world.

Lol you got btfo you lying faggot. Hide your face and run from this thread XD

I'm sorry user, I hope things get better for you.

Lying about what? Holy shit. The autism is real. Aquaman sucked severe bloody penis; and you have definitely never had sex with another human in your life.

If only all of us could surf PornHub all day and masturbate with our fat, flaming-hot-cheetoh-encrusted hand.

>Amber is probably the finest woman ever. Next to Bridget Bardot. But the film was a supreme embarrassment and everyone involved in its creation deserves to die
Okay saying they deserve to die is too rude for this site standard.
But I'm talking about their costumes, Aquman and Mera's suits are staright out from the comics, something that given marvel flicks and disrespect to the source material you don't see anymore

Does it matter at all, when the film is absolute dog shit? No. No, it doesn’t

>Does it matter at all, when the film is absolute dog shit? No. No, it doesn’t
Yes it does. I prefere comic accurate costumes to good comic movies.
At least the movies with comic accurate costumes don't ruin the comics

but seriously, how were you able to watch aquaman a year after it came out when it hasnt been out for a year yet?

do you travel in a pajeet time machine?

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Aquaman made more money than Captain Marvel, how do you mousefellows feel about this?

How do you watch movies in India when theres no electricity or running water? Do you run your torrenting machine on curry power?

That... sounds painful, actually, user. Both emotionally and to the peepee.

Calm down , fucking normalfaggot

This man holy.
He worked all day in some shitty job and then kissed his three kids and told him goodnight.
Then his wife said: It's been a long day, I'm gonna turn in early.
You know what he did? He thought to himself: You know what? I think I'll watch Aquaman see what the fuss is about.
AFTER ALL, IT'S FREE!

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You first

>Except Shazam was good

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this was quite sexy to watch in IMAX

I love how a DC movie is more Star Wars than Star "Social Justice" Wars

At least he's not posting about her taint.