>Wait times this summer for the new Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run ride were expected to be over 2 hours long all summer, but in reality, the lines have been averaging half that or less,” an employee, who spoke under the condition of anonymity, tells FOX Business. "As a result, the company has been forced to cut our hours. The need for us to work simply isn't there.
>Employees are now working under 40 hours per week. “Our hours have been cut to as low as 30-35 hours some weeks, even though we have both worked for the park for years. It makes life challenging when your paychecks get cut unexpectedly" the same source explained. A worker can earn around $15 per hour. The reduced workweek means a paycheck, before taxes, could fall from $600 to $450.
Why continue making this thread? What are you accomplishing? Moron.
Tyler Murphy
Bump for war stars
Noah Martin
>n-no, p-please don’t insult my precious D-Disney >*guzzles soi and Black cock* Go back you newfaggot, you’re not gonna get any internet points here for liking starshit.
Logan Brown
Lmao how much time did you spend crafting this reply fuck face
Caleb Davis
>s-stop
Liam Kelly
>no we can't not have a active thread about Star Wars >How dare you not talk about it
Xavier Lewis
Did the second one even open yet?
Imagine spending 3 billion $ on something that's dead on arrival. Christ.
James Reed
Holy cringerola, mouseshills won't like this though
Isaiah Gomez
>Imagine spending 3 billion $ on something that's dead on arrival. More like aborting a 3 billion $ baby, stepping on the disfigured fetus and then crying that it's dead.
Austin Ross
It's opening soon so we'll have more flop kino in the future
Chase Allen
They decided so many people would want to go that they wouldn't care there was only one ride and a million stores.
Aiden Hall
>our hours have been cut to as low as 30-35 hours some weeks LOL, goddamn it America My NORMAL full-time job's working week is about 28 hours long. I also get 30 days holiday a year, full pay when off sick, and 6 months maternity / paternity leave on full pay. I bet these poor star wars schmucks have to buy their own guns and costumes out of their wages too ~ yours, a europ
Samuel Kelly
laughing at you mentally ill people. you all are like cartoons in real life.
Never seen the appeal of standing in line for hours for a ride.
Daniel Jones
This doesn't have any of the classic characters does it? I don't get it.
Joshua Murphy
It's like 12 hours later so people that were asleep are now awake. And it's always a good time to shit on Disney.
Sebastian Brown
The people running Disney are either EXTREMELY retarded and out-of-touch or they are deliberately sabotaging the brand.
Anthony Baker
If I lived in America I would go to just see Wagie Rey.
Blake Adams
stop doing shit like this mouse shill schadenfreude is fun
Ian Edwards
One hour is still a good wait wait time, real flops get like 15 mintues
Bentley Hughes
Apparently, they're starting to get the hint, and replaced Kylo Ren with Darth Vader at the Launch Bay, whatever that is. I just heard some video talking about it a while back.
Robert Bennett
>tfw salary now Damn, I forgot how shit it was to get hours cut. Having hours cut now is fuckin great
Noah Lopez
>make a star wars monument to the thing that killed all the love for star wars >surprised when star wars fans fucking hate it and want nothing to do with it Imagine buying Star Wars for 3 billion then going out of your fucking way to completely destroy the brand in less than 10 years
You mean people don't want to spend $150 going to a hollowed out resort with loud crowds of people?
Oliver Miller
Wasn’t it 4 billion?
Gabriel Martinez
disney is full of people who don't understand what makes media compelling they don't know why people liked star wars they don't know what makes a movie good they don't know how to write a story they don't know how to create characters all they know how to do is follow the formula but the formula is hollow all these people can do is mirror the meaningless crap they see around them none of them have life experience or insight or anything to actually say so they use their platform to push politics thinking they're at the next big civil rights frontier but politics is not why people support the platform and nobody wants to be scolded by fantasy
Camden Rodriguez
Why is this thread always up? You work for universal theme parks or something?
Aiden Moore
I hope mini ret will be ok
Eli James
Wait they're actually measuring the success of a ride by how long they make people stand in line to ride it, and are even estimating those times? Fucking assholes I'm glad it flopped
Well, yeah. Longer waits would be a pretty good indicator of high demand.
Isaac Flores
It was a little over four billion, and a billion each for both parks. Disney invested over six billion into this franchise, and they blew it up after three movies. People are saying the Mandilorian(sp) will save Star Wars. Think about that a second. They went from having a fan base that would sleep outside theaters for days to buy tickets to hoping TV show on a streaming service will save them. It's amazing.
Luis Green
I think they basically didn't understand what they were buying. The star wars universe is pretty simple, so it's all about the characters and a few key memes light lightsabres, etc. Nothing wrong with building up new characters - that has to happen eventually, but you really do need to build them up. Meanwhile, trying to charge hundreds for people to visit some c-grade smuggler planet with a literally who character in it was never going to work. It's like they thought they could just slap 'star wars' on any old shit and people would line up.
Grayson White
That's a constant in these places - apparently you're not meant to mind waiting two hours for a themed ride. I don't totally get it.
Chase Nguyen
Reminder that it's all nuwars shit because Lucas still owns a big percentage of the original characters. That explains a lot.
Logan Reyes
I don't give a shit about Mandalorian saving SW as a whole, I just hope it's a good show. I'm running low on shit to look forward to.
Luke Phillips
The ride line is not an hour long. Disney is just making people wait an hour in line to ride it.
Anthony Watson
I will be amazed if it gets great numbers, considering it's only going to be on a streaming service that doesn't exist yet. They're going to have to market the fuck out of that shit.
I'm also guessing that it's going to be the show that marks a major uptick in torrenting - people don't want to end up paying more for a million individual streaming services than they used to pay for their normal cable.
Lincoln Ramirez
Genuine question here.
Usually when people take over the running of a brand they're trained by their successful predecessors. So why haven't the people running Disney now simply mirrored the patterns and choices of the board room before them?
Logan Cox
>Why continue making this thread? What are you accomplishing? Moron.
Most normies either don't know how or think it's morally wrong
Nathaniel Sanders
Also they're releasing the episodes weekly, so no one can binge it. Even If I gave a shit enough to watch it I'd wait for all the episodes to drop before subscribing to Disney+
Lincoln Sanchez
Women power
Wyatt Watson
Yeah seriously, I'm guessing more than one MBA will write about this shitstorm.
Caleb Sullivan
Considering the architect of the shit sequel trilogy is still around and calling the shots, I wouldn't set my expectations too high.
Dominic Nelson
It's almost like they created a Star Wars theme park with 1 ride and 95% souvenir stores, then set it on a planet no one has heard of with characters no one gives a shit about.
David King
What gives me hope is that the people directly in charge of it creatively (Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni, namely) are actually pretty decent at what they do, and actually give half a shit about Star Wars.
I'll also admit that I don't mind the nu-Wars spinoff material nearly as much as the ST shit.
Hudson Rivera
I have a question Do you think disney will recover from whats happening to them. They bought fox and canned a majority of projects and moved shit to hulu. Marvel movies are going down hill with less being made and the big finale releases already. It seems like disney is putting way too many eggs in one basket with disney+ and if that fails disney is fucked.
Joseph Martinez
The mouse will be fine
Ryder James
That would mean admitting that women can fuck up and diversity doesn't sell.
No University in the west is gonna give you credit for that
David Wilson
They're headed for a Dark Age and quick. Most people kind of accept the MCU as having peaked with Endgame. Everything afterwards will pale in comparison. The new characters will not be able to generate hype like before. Female Thor is a huge blunder since people love and adore the original. Black Widow will simply not be able to keep it going much longer. Star War is a dead property that needs to go into hibernation until enough side content can be made to build up interest again, like the Clone Wars. Their entire track record in recent years has been mediocre to shit movies and all their other shit like games and TV shows are awful. Pixar is going to end up dropping more duds since they have to keep reviving their old franchises.
>waiting two hours for five minutes of entertainment seems a bit excessive tbqdesu
Gabriel Robinson
It's because Disney ruined Star Wars by oversaturating the market with their uninspired crap; Star Wars is one of those movies that only needs a film every 8 years or so.
Liam Cruz
The time it takes from entering a line to get on a ride to getting on the ride. People will stand in lines for hours to experiance a 6 min ride, its mental. I think people only do it because people in the past did it.
Robert Rodriguez
>Imagine spending 3 billion $ on something that's dead on arrival. Christ. Imagine anything touch by Disney are bound to fail
Cooper Brown
You could pump out games and TV shows and shit and people will love it, but you need a good tentpole movie every 4 years not this two year shit they have been doing. People did seem to like the side movies (except solo given how no one fucking cared about hans backstory.)
Christopher Butler
Espn has been dying for a long time and it was their strongest earner for a while. Disney+ will bring in people because they already have control of hulu which already has 40 million and they're essentially bundling their services. So you more or less double your viewer count over night. Even their weakest projections will turn their digital ship around.
Toy sales and parks make them a lot of money though. Not sure what they're going to do there. Maybe make a deal with Amazon.
Matthew Rivera
>2-hour wait lines >waiting even half that
Imagine spending 90%+ of your day with a $150+ entrance fee just to wait in lines for an interactive corporate advertisement. More than likely produced by people that hate you and think it'd be funny if you die.
this right here I'll never get the people who go to Disney every fucking year and spend 2 plus hours for a seven minute ride and spend a few hundred bucks on shitty plastic merch
Yeah dude just look at MCU or Lion King. It's totally Disney not KK stellar incompetence.
Julian Evans
I might torrent it if I can be bothered. Fuck Disney. Tbh I’m more than willing to boycott the madalorian just to drive the stake even deeper
Easton Taylor
MCU interest is dropping off a cliff and people are starting to get sick of remakes (not enough that remakes are not profitable of course) Disney is going to have to start pumping out blockbusters or getting profit from elsewhere, if the streaming service hits the market well they could be laughing from that alone, its all up in the air at the moment.
Jayden Morales
Bruh the force is female now.
Jose Smith
I watch everything torrented anyway, if I see something its with family.
Noah Evans
But it's LE DISNEYLAND™! You didn't have a childhood if you didn't go to DISNEYLAND™! Ohmigosh it has my favorite corporate properties? That mean's it's cool to go to DISNEYLAND™ as an adult too.
Ethan Adams
>$15/hr >in California
Jesus Christ, I thought George was exaggerating when he called them white slavers.
Dylan Brooks
Hello, Disney Cast Member!
Robert Thomas
You forgot “and blaming everyone else for it.”
Jayden Brown
Filoni is literally the only person behind the scenes of Star Wars that gives a shit and actually gets what makes it good. You can't just buy something, and act like you know exactly how it clicks just because it's under your name. It's the equivalent of knowing a remote island in the ocean has a MASSIVE fortune buried on it, so you buy the entire fucking island just so you can act like you already dug it up.
Nathaniel Williams
Star Wars was more than its aesthetics and toys. It also brought Eastern-flavored metaphysics to a Western audience along with its own philosophy. It was its own myth. It had its own language and terms that became part of of the cultural lexicon.
Disney doesn’t understand any of those things. It never had. It’s stock-in-trade for better than 60 years has been taking tales from folklore and myth(the contemporary equivalents of modern-day pop culture), polishing them smooth of offense, and trotting them out for mass consumption. That works when the tale you’re “adapting” is hundreds to thousands of years old, but when it’s something that’s lived its whole existence in living memory, their formula doesn’t work so well.
If they had any understanding of the myths and folklore they’ve so readily stolen from, they would have understood the tale they were playing the heavy in long ago: The Tale of the Golden Goose.
Jace Thomas
Arrogance.
Owen Ward
>feminist CEO ruins something loved by men No shit.
Michael Wood
Ignorance of what Star Wars was populer for (Hint, everyone wanted to be a space wizard or a princess or a dashing hero and made there own stories), the current political climate, lack of skilled writers in circulation and corporate culture.
Levi Reyes
you're supposed to actually physically stand in line poorfag The ideal is you're a rich person waiting around other rich people. It's not like the bus station.
Connor Cook
>myths and folklore Star Wars has lots of new myths: women are strong and men are weak; white men are evil; diversity is our strength.
Andrew Green
You know what both the MCU and the Lion King have in common? They’re both telling a story. Quibble however you will on how well-executed their respective stories are, but it’s undeniably there, even if in the case of the MCU that story’s meandering and ultimately kind of empty.
I defy anyone to tell me the story of nuWars.
Wyatt Miller
Only a fucking retard would stand in line for hours for an idiotic ride.
Elijah Ward
This is a General I could get behind
Matthew Morgan
>All the women who like star wars want to be a sexy princess or sexy Sith. >Feminist CEO tries to avoid lightsaber battles and sexy women characters that women can get insparation from. >Women loose intrest. Its actually fucking comical how much my sister and wife hate the new star wars. They were right to make the new bad guy a angsty pretty boy but that will not be enough to draw a lot of women in.
Nathaniel Cox
>After years of research and millions of dollars spent, Disney shills have managed to learn about "sage." >they still don't know how to use sage correctly
I remember when I first saw the originals before seeing ROTS in theaters with my old man. The music had me blown away, and I wanted to get into playing it. Started to learn French Horn, and would prefer playing by ear. The new movies (with the exception of Rouge One, and the Ashoka and Vader scene in Rebels) lacks anything engaging, and it’s hard to get into any of it now. I remember pausing Solo so many times because it was just so stupid to me. Sucks to see one of the most inspiring sagas go down the corporate toilet.
Chase Bennett
>are you employed by my master's competitor? >No I'm not a shill!
The Disney shill ladies and gentlemen!
Matthew Garcia
Fucking kek.
Michael Howard
How many rides are supposed to be here, anyway? I only see the Falcon holding some value. Is it also true that even the tiniest bit of merch is very expensive?
Jace Bailey
Who goes to a park that is 95% overpriced shops anyway? All the parks I went to I don't think I bought anything besides food.
Henry Carter
>yfw learning Rey’s theme is leftover shit from Harry Potter that JJ listened to and said, “Eh, good enough.”
Dominic Stewart
Holy shit!
Anthony Edwards
You sound really smart.
Levi Cruz
Disney is offering an extra hour in the ball pit though to attract more customers.
Landon Torres
Rat shill SEETHING
Liam Reyes
>these balls are little probe droids, mone-I mean-fans. I’m Kathleen Kennedy; would I lie to you
Joseph Allen
Who in here even went on the ride yet? I agree that the park as a whole needs something more recognizable. I mean fuck, the new shit copies the old, so might as well just name it after the old stuff. No one gives a shit about “Oga”
Nolan Morales
Real question: it’s one thing to cancel some movies and everything, but when they bought Lucasfilm, why did Disney kill its sub companies, like Lucasarts, who had a ton of projects going on? WHERE IS MY 1313
Jacob Taylor
Galaxy’s Edge is Disney’s billion dollar mistake
Aaron Murphy
I’ll offer Park Rey an extra hour in my ball pit, if you know what I’m saying.
Evan Scott
What happens when they open the exact same park in Disney World?
Gavin Gonzalez
they never cared about LA, they probably didn't even realize they had bought it Disney had made it public when they canceled Infinity that they were getting out of the video game business for good.
Justin Turner
Goes to show the lack of creativity from even one of the most essential parts of the series. As much as people hated the prequels, John Williams completely shook the ground with the music he made for them. Turned white toast into a whole pizza
David Hall
It's sad when an hour long line is a sign of failure
Isaiah Ross
Can episode 9 even save SW? I saw the trailer, and it didn’t capture my interest, not even Lando coming back Which should’ve happened in 7/8,KENNEDY!! Too little too late!!!, and not even Palpatine, and you know Ian McDirmand is under contract to doing this again
>TLJ made 800m less than TFA >People hate Disney Wars even more than they did back then
It's gonna flop
Christian Jackson
Hate to say it, but if it means finally leaving it alone, good. Sadly, those corp bastards won’t leave Lucas’s shit alone, and drones won’t stop gobbling their schlop up
I forgot about that resistance thing? Is it already on, and how is it doing in ratings?
Brayden Hernandez
Only visited Florida’s location once. I want to go back, but I hated working for carnivals, and I empathize with the employees at those places
Easton Perry
>think of the workers goy, if you don't go to our corporate funland we won't be able to pay them any money :( nice try
Elijah Barnes
Imagine not having free speech or the right to own a gun and thinking you're superior because your slave masters let you have some time off to not speak freely or enjoy guns
Aaron Campbell
Worked at Six Flags. Can confirm that you have to buy your own uniforms at some places
Robert Taylor
>imagine waiting for a whole hour in line And that's half what was expected? Takes a special kind of moron to subject yourself to this.
Aaron Cruz
if he's swiss then not only has he the right to own a gun, but he also takes the gun he served in the army with him home. The freedom of speech is a goddamn meme though
Blake Brooks
You can write that off though.
Liam Sanchez
No idea, I have absolutely no interest in watching it or paying any attention to it. Even if the artstyle wasn't acid on my eyes I couldn't give less of a fuck about the sequel era and its """"characters""""
James Johnson
>freedom of speech is a meme. Nobody actually wants to be able talk bad about Jews or the holocaust >and if he's from this one particular tiny part of Europe he also gets to have a gun! Woah, I'm so blown away
Brandon Mitchell
Quite a shame
Aaron Thomas
Rebels had its moments.
Isaiah Collins
Without the Star Wars Brand none of these films would be rememberd anymore than Jupiter Ascending, John Carter or Valerian. In fact, all those films are more imaginative than everything yet made by Disney Wars. Every nerd who buys the trash that perpetuates this shitty culture should be bullied.
I liked the Ashoka/Vader aftermath and the Obi Wan/Maul moment
Nathaniel Peterson
Itll flop by stat wars standards. Underperform, but make enough bank for chuds and shills to defend it.
Cameron Lopez
Rebels was okay and yes it had its moments, but they were far and few between and there was a shiton more kiddy shit and filler than CW. Plus at a certain point I just want them to stop jerking off Mandalorians.
Carson Parker
shits expensive as fuck. its like $100 lightsabers and $20 drinks. once they lower prices itll be packed as usual
John Anderson
*single handedly blocks the Star Wars franchise's path*
wait Yea Forums hates disney too now? oh right i forgot none of u mentally ill shutins ever moved on and had kids lol. disneys a godsend for people with kids.
Dylan Baker
I don’t know wether to be annoyed at him for ruining Star Wars or be happy for him for finally ruining star wars
Julian Williams
should have built it in space amirite
Jeremiah Thompson
Did your kids take your Shift key bud? Or are you just a mongoloid?
Thomas Murphy
$100 lightsabers You can’t be serious. I still have those 2005 models with retractable blades for $20
Hunter Powell
Uppies
Michael Cox
autistic reply as per expected. i bet u git mad when i type like dis too xd
Nathaniel Fisher
Their main problem was having the park center around the shitty sequel trilogy that nobody likes instead of the OT and PT stuff, seriously who goes to a Star Wars park and gets excited to meet Rey or Kylo Ren?
Jacob Richardson
Nobody is mad about you being too retarded to type properly, it's the digital equivalent to walking around in public with mustard stains all over your shirt. Nobody gets mad at that person, just looks at them with a certain kind of disgust they can't pinpoint
Sebastian Price
Children, who are the target audience of Star Wars
Jacob Anderson
u sound just as dumb as that "clean your room" guy you all like on this site. lol i bet u listen to ben shapiro and joe rogan and agree with him religiously. get a life shut in sheep.
The money will start rolling in once Episode IW comes out. Rei will use the force to project herself back in time to all the previous episodes and will make things turn out the way their supposed to. She will give Anakin a higher midiclorian count which makes Qui Gon want to train him, she will help him win the pod races, she will help Luke guide his torpedos into the death star, she will convince Yoda to train Luke, and will allow Luke to see the good still left in his father. That's why they said the Force is Female because Rei is the force and when she finally takes on that mantle everything in the series will make sense and people will love the New Star Wars. Guaranteed money maker.
Michael Butler
>tfw remembering waiting for Phantom Menace with my friends as kids I would never do that for any film nowadays, last one I remember doing this for was Spider-Man 3.
Michael Brooks
My personal favorite thing about TLJ is the costume desinger guy. He wanted to give Rose an elegant dress for the casino planet, but Ryan immediately cut him off, saying that that's what the audience would expect, so we'll do a complete opposite. The costume guys face was priceless.
Jace Howard
yfw
>>>>>>:0
Anthony Cook
Friendly reminder that it is not Kelly Trans fault for being poorly written, only because Rian wanted his high school crush to be represented
Easton Bailey
>haven't seen any of the disney star wars movies Feels good man
My wife is a lifelong Star Wars nerd and a major Solo/Chewie/Falcon fan. She has that friggin $800 lego toy suspended from her office ceiling and doesn't even like legos. When they announced the Solo movie, I imagined I wouldn't see her for months from going to every single showing.
She didn't see the movie a single time in the theatres. The trailer was that bad.
When Disney can't make a billion dollars off the sure thing that was a Solo prequel, there is a problem. A massive problem. Gargantuan. The amount of panic that surely occurred when that film bombed, and $390 million international for a SW film is an absolute bomb, must've been epic.
And the thing is, the movies really don't need to be *that* good to draw the SW fans. Just sufficiently decent. Disney hasn't managed to even reach that low bar
Kayden Jones
>get a life Yea Forums don't you have anything better to do >cannot let these replies stand
Gabriel Cooper
>nuStar Wars >take a well-established genre with a huge fan base >turn it into some sort of feminist fanfic >cram it full of class-warfare and awkward race-mixed relationships >alienate any male with self-esteem >plan a big park around it >lock out annual pass holders >jack up prices
>The reduced workweek means a paycheck, before taxes, could fall from $600 to $450. when you cherry-pick your numbers like this it's slanted journalism. anyone who's anyone gets paid bi-weekly so this would equate to well over $1500 after taxes for a month. or just get some skills and work a real job lmao
Nathan Peterson
It'll never actually flop, it'll just underwhelm for a franchise that's used to raking in cash for just showing up.
Landon Walker
Post pic of your wife, haha.
Asher Thompson
I know one person who still does. Dude builds dioramas in his garage with the action figures. He might be a bit obsessed.
Chase Jackson
Kathleen Kennedy was always a glorified accountant who was only ever good at getting money to spend on Spielberg's big projects, putting her as the creative head of a multibillion dollar franchise was doomed to fail from the start.
Ian Reyes
How did she feel about 7/8?
Christopher Long
t. Single mom
Julian Morris
>the sure thing that was a Solo prequel Even a fake wife isn't retarded enough to say this
Lincoln Campbell
Funny thing is that solo wasn't that bad compared to some of the other movies.
James Perry
Send in the Clones...
Logan Roberts
>tfw the superhero craze might finally die out (at least for a little bit) in the coming years Feels good man
how does a theme park flop? Not to make it sound like I am sucking Disney dick but I live in LA so I might have a more intimate knowledge of disney land than any random shitposter from flyover state who the fuck cares #15.
Regular people *not special VIP or whatever the hell that means* weren't even allowed in star wars land until a month or so ago and when they opened up I have heard from pass holders that the cantina is busy as shit all the time and so is the rest of the park. Sure it is a big investment to remodel the park and all for Disney but I can only imagine they make a fuckton of money back on it in the next few years
Thomas Hall
No
Colton Kelly
Imagine needing megacorporations to keep your kids in check
Hunter Taylor
This is so retarded it might turn out true
Levi Price
as for employees getting their hours cut I think that speaks more to Disney overstaffing instead of park attendance taking that much of a dip. There are so many cameras in that motherfucker they would have droids operate the rides if they could. pro tip it is better for the company's profit margins to have many workers who all scrap for hours as opposed to solid employees who work full time for years and legally need to be provided benefits, insurances etc. long story short this is the mouse jew showing again
Angel Adams
That's beautiful, isn't it I'm so glad to see Kikeney flopping beyond repair
Eli White
imagine hating a childrens entertainment company enough to type about it on the internet
Michael King
Regular visitors were allowed in, just not annual pass holders.
Owen Ortiz
it was on fox news. cant really trust anything they report.
Chase Howard
it is more about ignoring your child's development than it is keeping them in check. you underestimate the laziness of people
Daniel Martinez
disney are not a childrens entertainment company they have their fingers in a shitload of pies.
Aaron Stewart
from what I was told it was nobody allowed in for awhile. one of my bosses at work got to go to a special even before it opened to public because her daughter is a literal disney princess in japan.
Benjamin Baker
nah, most of their money comes from childrens entertainment
Eli Williams
I think this is one of my biggest problems with Nu-Wars, there's not a single memorable musical score despite poor John Williams being at the helm. He's too old for this shit and he knows it, just compare anything in Nu-Wars to his earlier stuff including simple scenes like the Asteroid Chase: youtube.com/watch?v=c8deRYotdng
There is nothing to be excited about in the sequel trilogy, no moments that make you sit on the edge of your seat like this.
Oliver Sanders
I miss being this naive.
Jackson Miller
> because her daughter is a literal disney princess in japan. You mean like an actor?
Blake Walker
Disney is run by boomers who don't understand the vidya industry and just handed the game making rights to the biggest company out there (EA) regardless of quality.
Jose Butler
>why would you criticize innocent and pure childrens entertainment
>Movies making less and less money >Shopping mall complete with slightly advanced Kiddie Coaster masquerading as Star Wars Land is a ghost town >Video game license still owned by literally the worst company in America, even after causing a massive government investigation into lootboxes >Literally no one watched Resistance >Still puts all the important new lore in the books despite the fact barely anyone reads books anymore
Has there been a more JUSTed franchise?
Luis Martinez
if that is what they call them, sure. she is a pretty girl and they dress her in costumes and parade her around for children to believe she is a princess. I almost believed it myself
i forgot, u manchildren think avengers is for adults haha sad
Cooper Carter
most of their money comes from poppy fields in afghanistan, but we won't talk about that
Luis Sullivan
Have you still not found your Shift key yet?
Jaxon Butler
>Wait times were expected to be over 2 hours long all summer Why would I want to go to a theme park where I spend all my time waiting in line?
Logan Perry
>My NORMAL full-time job's working week is about 28 hours long. Well no wonder you need to have like 26 countries combine their economies to even attempt to rival the US. Lazy fucks. Have fun with all those African rapefugees.
Ayden Evans
avengers is the highest grossing movie of all time. nice try fox news shill
Kayden Green
I was talking about Star Wars, idiot.
Adam Scott
they are too busy fending off hordes of ME as well as bailing out Greece. everyone in EU is so cucked by their neighbor it is absurd
Ryan Cox
^^^^^^^
Jose Lee
paranoid schizos contrarian for contrarians sake and mentally ill replies
now i remember why i stopped coming here. have fun getting shut down just like eightchan haha idiots
Ayden Barnes
How are you here if you stopped coming here?
Nicholas Wood
raging erection
Evan Garcia
Maybe one of his headmates still comes here
Jace Hughes
used to come on this site all the time. stopped a few years back. its just sad now what its become.
Kayden Baker
Seeing this scene compared to the new movies actually hurts
Jaxon James
Someone screencap this cope
Ethan Hernandez
I can't blame him entirely, he's a complete shithead who made a terrible movie though part of the fault lies in JJ and KK not giving him any details about Force Awakens while he was writing his script. Disney pushed too hard for getting these movies released in 2 year time spans when they should have done 3 between each film.
Aaron Rivera
okay heroin isn't derived from poppy seed which is native to afghanistan. heroin must come from cartel members magic finger tips because that makes more sense.
Charles Richardson
So you haven't stopped coming here?
Ian Long
It’s not just Rocco that’s a huge Disney cuck among the mega64 boys. Shawn named his fucking dog Rey skywalker
Nathan Cooper
If it is this dead in the summer they will literally shut it down in the off season to starve off embarrassment.
Isaiah Reed
Then get out for good
Alexander Morales
not everyday like i used to unfortunately.
Brayden Hernandez
nah i still checkin every once in a while to see the gradual slow decline in quality. its like watching a slow motion trainwreck. moot was ahead of his time when he got out.
Adam Murphy
>Average work week Germany: 40 Hours >Average work week America: 40 Hours Yes, and that's why Italy is the economic giant of the planet and we all speak Italian.
Adam Kelly
I've never been to Disneytown.
Jack Jones
The fuck would his ew trilogy even be about? The only people interested in it are ironic contrarians
Juan Hall
>referencing moot nobody gives a fuck get out you sad virgin
Joseph Smith
You realize you're a retard, right?
Carter Barnes
Yes
It was better than TFA and TLJ
Connor Turner
newfag normie
butthurt shapiro listener
Aiden Williams
Back to where you came from, leftist
Joshua Cooper
>get out you sad virgin
>projecting this hard
lol sad
Jeremiah Bell
go shoot up another wal mart conservative sheep loser lol
Alexander Kelly
>haha Elizabeth warren is not a Native American, le fellow magapede
Cooper Butler
>The reduced workweek means a paycheck, before taxes, could fall from $600 to $450. So, what you're saying is that Park Rey needs to find a way to make an extra $150, OP?
Moot went a bit loopy towards the end. On the farewell stream he actually said that SJWs don't exist so it's impossible for him to have sold out to sjws.
Carter Anderson
>le 1024th high cheekbone face
Juan Adams
ahead of his time
Connor Gutierrez
The walmart shooter was a commie leftist though.
Andrew Wood
>Thread about shitting on Disney >The lefty patrol is here to defend its most favorite capitalist corporation. lol everytime, useful idiots.
Christopher Lewis
ST literally has no story >nothing matters >republic did fuck all while the first order was building a death star the size of a galaxy >the first order that got destroyed at the end of ep6 and it's leaders got thrown down the shaft and the other died >what the fuck even is their goal >characters are just soulless rehashes of the ot characters >no overarching story >no character development >no new concepts and ideas that expand the franchise >no stakes, hooks or sequel bait >Palpi is fucking alive now, so again, nothing from the old movies matters >literally no reason to watch ep9 at all
Funny that the last thing George tried to do for the new stuff was make that sexy tatted up twilek sith be a major villain. He saw the design, saw what it could do, and desperately tried to push it forward
nope wrong again. keep believing your sheep propaganda righty
Bentley Powell
You fucking retard, why are you arguing the points with this guy when he's just here to spam replies no matter what you say
Carter Miller
Also hated Mara Jade and threw a guy out for suggesting it
Henry Lewis
I'd bring her home and have her pump out couple of babies.
Levi Myers
Mueller Report soon, fellow Resistor
Zachary Young
Probably has to do with the fact that they keep raising admission each year and the locals (who form the bulk of the customers) cannot afford to visit because CA is getting poorer and poorer.
Jose Baker
>thinks im defending disney
im pointing out how mentally ill this website has become.
Lucas Diaz
Stop buying out my favorite entertainment companies that make R-rated kino you rat.
Owen Martin
This place doesn't even believe that Trump is a Russian agent working for Putin. Why are you and I, enlightened individuals, still finding ourselves here?
Robert Barnes
california pays enough taxes to cover your states 10 fold flyover righty. keep clutching on to muh guns for your dear leader while we keep your country afloat
Zachary Howard
The good avatar ride was a 2-4 hour wait on a good day
Easton Price
Samefag commie
Camden Bell
follower sheep righty
Luke Rodriguez
It's amazing how a scene that's mostly just shots of the cast inside a cockpit manages to be much more exciting that even the big space battle in TFA's finale.
Ryder Gutierrez
California can't even defend themselves from their own forests
Leo Anderson
>My wife is a lifelong Star Wars nerd No she isn't. Women don't really have hobbies or interests.
Jace Price
and who are u defending yourself from again? fucking paranoid idiot lol. anyways im bored of this place again, see you in a month or so lol. dont fall for the politics meme kids. its unhealthy.
Jacob Gonzalez
Try to get your news from someone other than John Oliver, see you tomorrow
Nicholas Roberts
It baffles me how they didn't explain a fucking thing about what happened in the 30 years between the OT and ST, they could have at least shown the republic once before it got blown to pieces instead of just rehashing the destruction of Alderaan. It's weird how TFA of all movies would have actually benefitted from the political scenes from the Prequel Trilogy (or at least an imperial round table scene like in ANH).
Chase Stewart
I would argue that people were quite interested in Hans' back story based of the EU book sales and vidya content that included his past. The problem is that after the first two of the sequel trilogies it was obvious that Disney was going to provide a steaming pile of shit that fanboy's just didn't want to eat, especially not a pile of shit about their beloved Han.
Joseph Bell
The biggest complaint I have about TFA was that it just essentially said >lol they're rebels again and expected that to somehow make sense.
Nolan Morales
I have the original theatrical versions on VHS from 1997. I plan on having a marathon of those with family and friends, and being down with Star Wars. Fuck Disney
the entire trilogy should have been the new republic then blow everything up at the end of the third film in a huge twist, then you get an automatic interest in the next trilogy
Nicholas Thomas
TLJ made it even worse because they actually used "rebel" and "resistance" interchangeably.
Brody Thomas
Personally I'm boycotting Disneyland and Disneyworld until the Pirate's of the Caribbean brings back the rape chase robots and Frontier Land brings back the Confederate flag merchandise.
Elijah Cruz
This is unironically a really good post and I just wanted to give you a (you)
I hope the vhs film breaks before the first one is over
Andrew Baker
Th I think it's because he ended up sad and miserable before he got killed by his only son. Ford is Han and Han is gone. Can't wait for them to time travel retcon this trash trilogy.
Luke Sanchez
He released the originals one last time before the special editions, user
Ryan Cruz
>Disney's blog Opens a New Window. announced that the second major Galaxy's Edge feature, Star Wars: Rise Of The Resistance, won't open until early 2020. “Resistance” is so lame. “Rebels” is so much cooler. Did leftyfags name themselves after nuwars?
Alexander Nguyen
Star Wars fans are Chads compared to MCUcks They dropped their shit after the awful Last Jedi. Marvel FanBoys stick around after 22 mediocre to straight up terrible movies.
I am a liberal and I hate Disney. They are the epitome of American "culture". Still watch the movies because they are dumb meaningless shit that at least has production values.
Ryan James
Why is the Republic army calling itself a resistance, when they’re in charge finally
Isaac Baker
I predict it will be a decent enough show, but wont be enough to meet their expectations, let alone save their investment. It will however quite likely give GoT a run for its money as most illegally downloaded show of all time. Disney is kidding themselves if they think we're gonna buy their streaming service just for a Star Wars show.
John Gutierrez
>Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run ride were expected to be over 2 hours long all summer Boggles the moggle. Its almost like kids don't like Star Wars, and the only people who came to the park were a bunch of instagram slaves, so they could post themselves enjoying blue milk. What I find the most surprising, is that Kennedy/Disney shit all over the fans in favor of telling a progressive, diverse, nostalgia driven story with nothing new. I wonder why all the fans aren't showing up???
Man, you fucking nailed it. They took something in living memory that had violence, romance, sex appeal, tension, and peril and turned it into "mary sue plainface and her merry band of uggos can't fail."
William James
>DisneyLAND Why would anyone willingly go to California? Disney World is pure kino, Land is a cheap imitation.
Gabriel Johnson
Why do lefties call themselves the resistance when almost every media outlet, mega corproration and most of the government is on their side?
Joseph Diaz
>Filoni >gets what makes it good muh asoka muh clone didn't age and was involved in everything through endor muh time travel
his involvement in the mandolorian guarantees it will be shit
It's like they are completely disconnected from the fact that women want to feel desirable. Why the fuck is cosmetics a multi-billion dollar industry? Because foundation and lipstick conveys professional aptitude and physical strength? Fuck no, absolutely not. It's because women like to feel desired. It's ok, that's not a bad thing but they treat the very concept as kryptonite.
Colton Gomez
Wasn't that in 1995 though? you should check out the despecialized versions though or 4K77
Cameron Wood
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER
Dominic Davis
even with double aging, rex would be 70s at most by rotj. the same age as the OT trio in the ST and they are still doing shit.
Nathan Foster
fug this is brutal
Hunter Campbell
Don't worry, your hours haven't been cut yet buddy, hang in there
Ayden Fisher
Disney pays it's workers weekly? Pretty scummy.
Cameron Cook
This could very well be some park worker pulling an extra shift by shilling. Not a bad gig, I wish someone would pay me to shitpost here.
John Price
The Last Jedi was the first and only movie that has made me consider walking out of the movie theatre. I went in completely blind and expected to have a decent enough time, since episode 7 was "fun" enough for me to sit through it more or less entertained. TLJ was just fucking terrible though, in every way. I remember when it opened with a your-mom joke and I wondered if it was some pre-movie joke short or something like that. By the time the purple haired commander lady was hogging screentime and the bizarre casino planet thing happened I was ready to walk out, but I was seeing it with my dad, so I sat through the whole thing. Terrible, really. I'll never go see another Disney Star Wars Film.
Jose Young
Disney is poisoned by an act of self infliction. How badly they've poisoned themselves is my only reason for coming here day after day. I want them to crash and burn!
Daniel Sanders
It's a real shame the movies poisoned the theme park. Galaxy's Edge actually looks great and more immersive than any other area of the park. youtube.com/watch?v=qsCFQ53X9FA
Luis Johnson
>big space battle in TFA's finale Do you mean the Battle of Yavin 2.0 but with even less spaceships?
Carson Fisher
/ss/tar wars
Chase Morris
The answer is patently retarded. It was in some book. If guess after the fall of the empire the republic thought it didn't need a military. The resistance are just civilians smart enough to know everyone needs a military.
Dominic Bennett
Rekt
Carter Walker
This is impressively accurate. Disney's folly has been a long time coming.
Even autistic George knew well enough to throw in some dresses and makeup to keep girls interested in the prequels. With makeup tutorials taking up half of Youtube now they really had no excuse for not knowing better.
>it was so bad it actually killed my desire for Star Wars
Chase Jones
Disneyworld is nice, but I think Disneyland has a much cooler haunted house design. Disneyworld's haunted house is like a New England Manor and Disneyland went with a Mississippi Delta Plantation design that just feels way fucking creepier.
Aiden Lewis
What would have been an interesting concept to me, would have been that fall as the story in ep7. Story of some hippie cunt in charge of the republic (Holdo would have been good for this), goes against hawk Leia and Han (who are happily married) and disbands the military. Han knows this is fuckin dumb, he and Leia buy up decommissioned ships and begin mothballing them. Get called terrorists by the Republic. First order is also doing the same thing as Han and Leia, though with more empire leanings. First Order begins seizing territory, Republic sits there with their limp dick in their hands and can do nothing about it.
Basically the theme being that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance. That peace and freedom are only yours if you can defend them.
Josiah Cox
Wow I posted this before bed last night and there are a lot of foolish people here. I hate Disney but I hate lazy fucking uninteresting people even more. You can all suck on my dick.
Colton Anderson
Czech Republic has far superior gun laws to Switzerland, the Swiss recently passed a bill banning "high capacity mags" and making semi autos harder to purchase because the EU threatened their precious mountain shekels otherwise.
Matthew Gomez
Retarded boomer-tier
Henry Scott
>lock out annual pass holders Wait, what? Are you telling me they put a paywall up to prevent people from visiting what is essentially one big Star Wars themed retail space full of over priced memorabilia and a single ride? How fucking retarded can you get. Were they worried the line would be too long for their one and only ride?
Jacob Reed
Yes it’s a stupid fucking name showing no originality and now they’ve gone and cemented the turd in reality
Logan Evans
Imagine making $15 an hour and having to live in Anaheim lmao holy shit how are they surviving.
Gabriel Cruz
>confederate flag merchandise You went to far, rapebots yes, racism no
Jonathan Morales
>u listen to ben shapiro Didn't your handlers tell you what this site is infamous for?
Tyler Perez
What he said is a hundred times better than what we got.
Henry James
Yeah it was rather stupid of JJ
Matthew Bell
Kys
Ryan Myers
>angry rodent noises
Evan Nguyen
Yeah JJ is a fucking hack and Rain Johnson is retarded
Nathaniel Perez
Disney's head has been so far up its own arse for so long they probably legitimately believed any choice they made would be right all the time.
Sure it is samefag. Who in their right mind wants to Han and Leia branded terrorist in some ridiculous post-9/11 /post NSA American political plot? Star Wars is about myth, not cringey American muh freedom aint free
Brody Collins
It is a great idea, user, and it's a million times better than what we got.
William Cook
This, there was so much Disney could have done >star tours is/was popular and it was all OT for the majority of its existence
Gavin Jones
No accounting for shit taste
Angel Smith
Nah Disney gives you all there uniforms, even for shit like Lifeguards or food dudes. You go in like once a week to change out all the "costumes" they give you
Lincoln Diaz
Hire Rain johnson once, shame on him Hire Rain twice, >seriously what the fuck is wrong with Disney
Nolan Harris
>nu wars is now completely dead as OG fans were told to fuck off forever and the zoomer generation has nothing to latch onto as soi wars is complete and utter trash
George was a financial genius to off load the brand onto mouse cucks when he did
Justin Lopez
kek, I'm just saying when I walk through a park attraction that memorializes the genocide of the Indians and their forced relocation to reservations, I want to be reminded that we also hated blacks during that period to. Representation matters, user.
Lincoln Allen
Good guys fight bad guys the end.
Michael Taylor
>MCU interest is dropping off a cliff
Which is why all recent movies broke a billion $ including the "hated" Cpt.Marvel and "nobody cares the movie" Spiderman?
>having the same costume for an entire week of work outdoors in the summer, in Florida Imagine the smell
Benjamin Cox
>Please tell me there is a Rose character at Galaxy’s Edge that I can personally yell at for ruining TLJ If so I would go
Christopher Kelly
The 'branding them as terrorists' wasn't meant to make it some post 9/11 thing. The point was to have an antagonist government in the first movie (before the rise of the first order) which the heroes must struggle against. With the difference being that the government is essentially 'good', but misguided. It gives the 'little guys fighting against long odds' mystique of Star Wars still.
Then the second movie they're shown to be the real heroes as the Republic collapses and the Rebels are the only thing keeping anarchy from reigning. Then the third movie they get their shit together, put down the First Order and move on with a New New Republic, lessons learned about maintaining peace.
Hunter Nguyen
Imagine fucking up Star Wars so badly that it affects your ability to pay your bills.
FUCK OFF, YOU DISNEYNIGGER KIKE SHILL FAGGOT.
Benjamin Price
They'd give you a weeks worth, though I'm sure some Cast Members didn't give a fuck and just wore the same. Fuck that Orlando weather though
Sebastian Bennett
Universal worker here, its been over 95 everyday with occasional fucking scary loud lightning
