Freak out in bagel store

admit it you're just mad he's getting popular and he's a manlet

admit it white boi

admit it.

>if you're a manlet you're doomed
>proves himself wrong

Was it kino?

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>set for life
What?

he has a lot of instagram followers, therefore he is set for life

influencers bro.

The eternal boomer.

>roasties try to ruin your life by posting video of her and her white knight attacking you
>people actually side with the manlet

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>russian flag shirt

RUSSIAN COLLUSION REEEEEEEEE
PUTIN CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT THEYRE UNDERMININGOUR DEMOCRACY

>Discount Koksal baba

No thanks, I'll take the original

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But we laugh at him, not with him

based ragin al selling houses to ruskies by day and training manlets and night

He's unironically more charismatic than you. He was kinda funny and affable on the shows I saw him on.

>set for life
He's set for a couple of weeks-months before nobody gives a shit

this reminds me of the time I paid £35 for a 10 min HJ from a hungarian who could have been a super model
she was really annoyed at the discount but I didn't give a shit

>Hires a camera crew regularly to film his antics after the bagel incident
What's next for the Bagel Boss??

Lil' zoomie can't comprehend the notion of 15 minutes of fame

>20k followers
>set for life
Why do nordicniggers always shit up our boards with their autism and moonrune screencaps?

Doesn't matter how successful he gets, he'll always be a pathetic manlet.

I have 28k followers lmfao

t=tons
24 tons of folgers coffee.

You could say his career is very short lived.

>bookings
>Okay students give a round of applause for just some short dude!

Lots of manlet synpathizer

Jfc how short is this guy? 4'10?

How does one find potential Hungarian supermodels?

That's the most volatile career ever.

al is 5'10" allegedly so I would say 5'4" or shorter

In Hungary

I just lucked out using adultwork
Called 10 escorts until one of them said they would give a very hungover me a HJ for £35
Showed up, two stunners opened the door
One was wearing a corset and stockings dancing to hungarian pop, the other a bathrobe with nothing under it except a calvin klein branded pair of panties

She had fake lips and pouted as she gave me a HJ and I played with her tits until I came at the 9 minute mark, then I got dressed and left, happy

WHERES MY MONEY AL

He's a meme of the month. By mid-September people wont even remember he existed.

5'12

5'9"

What city was this lad? I'm also interested in getting a pouty handjob.

London of course, the home of millions of miserable gorgeous eastern europeans who will do anything for money
I got a BJ from a cute romanian the other day, paid for 30 mins and she gave me a nice slow BJ but as I was cumming her mouth she let go of my dick (her hands and lips) and squealed, dribbled some cum out then ran to the sink to spit and brush her teeth. She was angry that I didn't pay extra to cum in her mouth despite her not mentioning it and proceeded to tell me "I did her very bad" for 5 minutes while putting on make up.

I then saw her perfect pussy and asked her to fuck after apologising and she said "Fuck? You cum in my mouth then want to fuck me?" I replied with the affirmative which got me a "No you did me very bad" so I got dressed, gave her a dirty look and left

Send us a link mate.

the escorts I see are probably long gone, just google adultwork

I want to specifically fuck the same one that sucked you off.

I know AW shag. Its just that London has thousands of prozzies.

not doxxing myself
i'm sure you can find a romanian who will give you bad service easily

Cant stand Rommies me. Ukrainians/Poles/Hungarians on the other hand are great

agreed
will fuck a polish one i've had my eye on for a long time tomorrow, or I might go to the massage parlour

Say goodnight lanklet

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please tell me, we'll always be connected then. you and i.

I'm dreadfully sorry but I can't indulge you with the sincerity of a fleeting arbitrary human connection as of now