Was it your first fap?

You poor bastards.
I guess things were really better back in the olden days, even if those were the shitty 70s.

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My first fap was about when I was 5 or 6 so i dont remember much. I think it was about a shark cartoon show. The shark was also a detective and that turned me on somehow.

Britney Spears for me. I was way too old to start.

youtube.com/watch?v=7bGZ9LlC-kA

That girls next door show on E was my first boner

Honestly, when I first saw this episode, I didn't know how to cum.

My first was the trainer lass in a short skirt from pokempn red.

thinking back to my first masturbations sure is weird
>at first didn't know how to do it
>moved hand really fast before it was even hard and nothing happened so I couldn't get it to work
>eventually got myself erect on another attempt
>could make myself feel like cumming but not ejaculate
>super convenient being able to jerk off whereever without cleanup
>eventually start ejaculating
>now have to spend hundreds of dollars per year on tissues

Only us 80s kids remember this

...source

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The first boner I can ever remember was from this film.

There is a scene where the two main characters just GO AT IT making out and shit in the rain. The pure raw sexuality of it made me pop one in the movie theater.

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My dick

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so which one did you fap to

yes, my god

Pretty sure Bound came out 10 years before this shit, so no.

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No, I'm not 16 years old
under&ban

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negative, pal

formerly blanks

>he didn't have the black box

o am i laffin

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based genX with the best taste.

In the name of the Rose sex scene.
I had a volcano in my dick and cummed in 10 seconds.
I fapped 3 times more that day.

outta my way zoomer shits

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SHELLED.COM

*Sips* now THAT is porn

jesus dude, blue board

>be me
>jacking it to these ads for years as a kid
>no tv with cable in my room so i had to sneak it in the living room
>wait around with dick in hand until as plays
>ad finally plays but cant finish in time
>next ad plays & cant finish at all
>happens so often i try to beat faster as a result
>experience giving myself rub burn for the first time
cannot believe that that was the simpler time in my life..

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The video of a filipina classmate of mine dancing when we were goofing around in school.
I came extremely close to asking her out once but I pussied out and boom, I'm still a virgin 10+ years later.
Turned dyke last time I heard about her.

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Am I the only one who had sex before the first fap?
yeah, it was a rape
but it wasn't me who got raped

I jerked off to the episode where Lois becomes a BBW, but not that one.

Where are my underwear section in a clothes catalog bros at?

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Here.
In Spain we used Venca.

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I'm quite mad i cant remember the first time i ejaculated. I remember myself fapping without ejaculation but cant remember my first time wtf?

Random newspaper nude hottie.

Those tits are perfection

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neither dont worry

those tits look too perfect to be real. Was that prosthetic kabbalah magick?

Bound was good.

hello my british chums

I miss the days when I used to spend ages on shady virus filled websites downloading 10 second long preview clips of nude movie scenes.

my first fap was liz hurley

Street Sharks

my first fap was my school teacher
but once i started watching porn it could no longer fap to still images
porn ruined me

The youngest daughter in Lost in Space, the movie with Joey from Friends. First time I watched I just noticed myself getting boners, but later I ended up pausing the movie on her blasting rope across my living room. I was in 5th or 6th grade I think.

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if you think that's bad, just wait until you finally get to have real sex with a real woman but you don't enjoy it as much as you enjoy porn no matter how hard you try to.

the thing that was most fucked up about that scene is that we never found whether she was wet or whether she was bleeding

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The trick is going no fap when you're engaged. I only fap when i'm single.

xhamster.com/celebrities/corina-ungureanu
I guess

>When it would get clear for a few seconds and you got a perfect look at the boobs

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based and lizpilled

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>the most plain looking bitch in tv history

that's 1995 yikes from me dawg

Ok, I'll post it BUT YOU BETTER NOT FUCKIN BULLY

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user this is some patrician taste for first fap

please no

My first fap was when I was ten. It was after a sex dream I had about this cute Mexican girl I was friends with in my glass. My first cartoon fap I don't remember. I jerked off to Malon's block tits in Ocarina of Time and popped the disc tray to freeze on the scene of Quistis sighing in Final Fantasy 8 and jerked off to it.

Also the DOA cg gallery in Dead or Alive 2.

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Believe it or not I got laid before I had ever masturbated. I was 15 and it was the single best feeling I have ever had.

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You hadn't masturbated by 15??

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>BUT YOU BETTER NOT FUCKIN BULLY
no one cares user; That's the point of this website

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No, had wet dreams but never jerked it until my first gf did it. Not religious or anything but I was molested so maybe that had a part?

Leah Thompson's ass in howard the duck

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third fap desu
first was girls gone wild
second was the redhead chick in scary movie 2
something about this cartoon chick and lela from futurama had me going

Ah, yeah that might do it. When I was 8 I saw my first softcore porn on late night tv and thought about tits constantly. By the time I was 10 I was dying to be molested.

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E! Channel at night.
Brooke something

>but I was molested so maybe that had a part?

please share

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I like to imagine her surprise when Howard reveals how ducks actually mate. Imagine being him, grabbing and holding her tight as your corkscrew duck dick jackhammers her tight human pussy, breaking the ultimate taboo: bestiality... with a duck. The corkscrew jackhammers right to her womb and causes irreparable damage but gets her pregnant with a 1/4 duck baby. I'm assuming Howard is half duck as he looks like a duck crossed with a human. In fact, I like to imagine Howard's member as a combination between a corkscrew duck penis and a human penis.

Still remember my first fap. I was 10 and decided to stay home instead of going to school. I locked myself in my room and decided to spank the monkey on my bed just like I read on the web. Felt so good, the semen was kinda yellow too and had a nice smell. Then I started fapping to straight porn gifs until I realized women are shit and started wanking to gay porn instead. Still do to this day. No regrets.

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I was home alone, watching some corny ghost documentary on travel channel when I came for the first time at 11 or 12 years old. Nothing about it was hot or anything, I was just playing with myself without really knowing what I was doing.

The rest is history

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Lel, i'm bi but mostly jerk off to anime girls and traps. I still remember the first time I jerked off to an actual guy. I had never done it before and didn't really think about it much so it was kind of an experiment. It was a muscular handsome guy in an American flag speedo in Weekly World News.

At first I was flaccid so I kept staring and jerking until I got hard then kept going while fantasizing and came. After that I started jerking to futa which was easier but nowadays it's pretty easy to jerk off to regular guys though I prefer shemales and traps.

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oh I thought you stuck ur shit inside something before using hands

Fag babysitter , sexually confused me later on but passed that now but psychologically it still fucks with me.

Did he put his finger in you?

meet 'n fuck

>felt really guilty about fapping to dudes when I was younger so I rationed it to fapping to men every 7 times I fap to girls or something

Your semen is haunted now good job

you fucking jerked it to Jabber Jaw?

one of my friends got molested by a fag babysitter too. I dunno if it still fucks with him or not, but at least he's had a few long-term gf's since then; he seems happy and healthy now. Hope shit's working out similarly for you, user.

based

Mine was Chevy Chase too

Not just jerking it to the non-nude porn preview channel

Xena The Warrior Princess

The Red Shoe Diaries on Showcase sometimes showed edited porn that got rid of the visible penetration and stuff, I used to jack it to that all the time

My first fap was to a Federick's of Hollywood magazine. It was a brunette girl in lingerie that barely covered anything besides her pussy and nipples.

>showcase

Huh, that channel was called Showtime in the states. They had the best softcore porn shows, HBO's sucked. Cinemax was alright. I used to watch Sherman Oaks.

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No way. I jerked my little 8 year old prick to Sailor Moon.

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I was in love with Ranma. Both halves.

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Why tho?

Based!

Good taste, she was a cutie. Malon was my first real vidya crush.

Sharkey and George, seriously based.

She was best girl. She went from snooty bitch to humble to driven with a work ethic.

Yeh, Malon's good too.

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Sharky & George

Based Queens Nose poster.

Some lesbian site called we live together. Watched that for a couple weeks and have never gone back to lesbian porn.

Is this porn?

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You're insane user

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>I was molested so maybe that had a part?
probably.
most boys masturbate by 9 or 10 years old.

Do you guys think this girl gives good head?

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David Duchovny quit PhD program in Yale to star in the Red Shoe Diaries.

Searching "pussy" on AOL in 98

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>spend hundreds of dollars per year on tissues
Why do you even need tissues? Can't you just wash yourself?

Let me snatch some of that punani

I get it user. I can see the raw sexual energy of those chicken titties.

Mila is cute and her dad is based for giving it all up to get her back, going from being a rich asshole to to a humbled and philosophical hobo.

Sucks she's literally a child prostitute though.

Everything about this commercial made me diamonds.

youtube.com/watch?v=8h8S3E8HBRc

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>Can't you just wash yourself?
I'm not a dribbler, I shoot hard and wide.
I can't ever ejaculate without a tissue, mouth or something to catch it all in at short range or else I'm going to have to wash literally everything in my bed room.
The spread and distance is just too much, it doesn't ooze out like the guys in porn.
I'd rather pay the kleenex toll than ruin my carpet constantly.

Those russian prank comedy shows, they were showing at midnight at a random tv channel.

And I'm pretty sure it was this one: pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph596909edd0457

It was.

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Hellno, my first fap was probably either Electric Blue or something from the lingerie section of the warehouse catalogue.

I wonder if he regrets it. He makes more money and is famous, but still

Are you circumsised?

Beverly D'Angelo has had top tier tits. And that one outfit with the boob window, hhnnnnggghhhhh

no.

are you serious? Let's see, a PhD in English from Yale, which will get you a job teaching in some random university or becoming the lead of one of the top rated shows in the 90s plus have a prosperous acting career after that.

Can't you just seal your foreskin before you cum?

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>PhD in english literature
Wow, it's fucking nothing. Good for him to gtfo there.

I don't have that kind of extra length, I'm fully uncircumsised but it's not ant-eater tier.

user, shooting sticky stuff everywhere isn't just washed away quickly. Hell, I ruined a poster I fapped on because that stuff instantly started eating through the paper.
But in order to save tissues I actually had a technique where at climax I would just pull my foreskin up and hold it shut, so I would ejaculate in the bag of skin and just let it out later. But it kinda ruined the climax, so eventually I stopped.

I actually got caught jacking off to Baby One More time in the living room when I was twelve.

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What are you, a xenomorph? Your cum eats through poster paper?

The whole book was so sexual, Jesus Christ. I didn't expect to read in details about Michael's sex with Kay and Apolonia or about the Hollywood orgies and shit. Or about the subplot about vagina reduction surgery.

Sounds like a bullet dodged

Hot. Did you develop a humiliation fetish?

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or about how everyone that was killed shat themselves as they died

It was a kids TV show in the UK about a 50p coin that grants you wishes if you rub the queen's nose on it.

Let's make an experiment: Cum on magazine paper and wipe it off instantly. Tell me how well it survived.

Linda Hamilton

Goddamn, kids shows in the UK were based.

For me it was Toxic youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU, the see through clothing, the dominatrix feeling, the panties peaking through her dress.

You are such a degenerate.
Of course I did

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There was also a show about a kid finding a watch that let you stop time. It's now my fetish.

buddy, cum ruins basically everything.
you cum on toilet paper it immediately sticks to it and you need to run water over it to get it off.
You cum on the carpet, it can fucking ruin it with a dark mark if you don't immediately wash it.
If you cum in a fleshlight and don't immediately wash it with soap it's going to turn brown.
Cum is a cocktail mixed by your body every time it's shot, unlike what a lot of people seem to believe it doesn't just sit in your balls.
It is potent, it will ruin anything that isn't fucking rubber or plastic and it expires pretty quickly unfrozen.

SEIZE THE FAT ONE!

I've never actually been caught but humiliation is a big fetish of mine. Getting caught would be so hot. I wish I could orchestrate a scenario like that.

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yeah i beat the fuck outte my dick to this

That was one of my biggest fantasies as a kid. If I had had a watch like that no girls virginity would be safe. By the time I let time flow there'd be girls for miles gushing cum from every hole and falling to their knees.

Were some people’s first faps actually to cartoon characters?

sounds like that movie clockstoppers

>it kinda ruined the climax
What? How?

mine was a bleach doujin

Yeah man.

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just jerk off in the kitchen

I've done that a lot. I jerk off everywhere but due to masturbating since I was 10 my ninja skills kick in a lot.

JE SUS

What episode is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=o3wS2tdlZtE

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>11 years old
>UK Channel 5
>late night 'Erotic Thriller'

Every day from then on I would spend all day at school thinking about getting home so I could wank again. And then once more after that. And then again at night time.

Its more like a chore these days, something you have to do so it doesn't build up too much and your balls start to hurt

Maybe my wording wasn't clear, but I had to pull the foreskin and seal it (pinch it with the fingers) so it would trap the cum that shot out. Which means I had to stop jerking right before cumming. Do you not find it more enjoyable to keep going while cumming?

Dragonheart

To this very day I still fap to dragons, I'm still wondering why the fuck did this happen? For as long as I renember I've been turned on by dinos, dragons, all sorts of big lizards. Where did this come from?

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youtube.com/watch?v=0fbujeYaljA
phim hay nhes

Puberty is nothing but just constantly crawling to the next orgasm. You'd get legit angry if you couldn't get rid of someone so you could jerk off alone.

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I had the same thing but with Godzilla 98

>Stop jerking right before cumming
Called ruined orgasm for a reason.

Noice

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I can't jerk off to anything weird like dragons unless they have huge titties. Ass as well.

I once got caught jerking off in a public swimming pool's changerooms.
I got super horny looking at the ladies so I went in and went into the toilet cubicle.
Started masturbating my underage cock furiously.
I obviously took too long because my mom got worried, probably thought I was getting molested or something and asked one of the pool guard to go in and check on me.
Well he obviously saw fit to look under the stalls in the gap, and saw my little testicles, asshole and fapping erection from below.
At which point he poked his head back out from under the stalls and asked if I was me.
I hesitated and said yeah, then he just told me my mom was looking for me and left.

Let this be a lesson to you, never be that guy who looked under the stalls but also never masturbate in public even if it feels private.

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>unless they have huge titties. Ass as well.
Those two things are massive turn offs for me, I love the majestic look of a dragon, it's elegant yet primal and rough. That shit makes me diamonds

i think her head would look pretty good as a trophy in my freezer.

I had some hot girls in my class but the hottest was this skinny redhead. She had freckles and all and was kinda skinny but check this, she was in a car accident months before and spent some time in a wheelchair and she was on this medication that made her tits humongous. This skinny 16 year old redhead with giant tits.

Sometimes she'd hang with me because our class was chill and we'd mingle about with the class next door in the afternoon. So one time I went into the bathroom we had in our classroom less than 20 feet away and jerked off furiously in the stall.

Hm, well I suppose i'm not as much into that stuff than the giant tits and asses. You could slap tits and ass on anything and i'd cum to it.

That's pretty fucked up bro.

the key to sexualizing literally anything is
>add tits
>add ass
>add bedroom eyes
the latter can not be understated, literally half open feminine cartoon eyes could make a fucking toaster or a rock or an intangible concept sexy.

I can't remember

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Not that guy, but is it weird that I didn't masturbate until I was 13?

I totally get it.

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My first fap, my first crush no regrets

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Nope, it was one of Jean's bromides from Lunar 2

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I did it when I was ten but i've always been hyper horny. At least it was 15.

Fucking normalfags

I start cumming first and then seal the foreskin, I'm always ready in time

I'm a /d/ regular so if you add even more tits to a girl and give her cock nipples it makes it better.

For such a pretty girl, those have to be the shittest tits (ShiTits, if you will) you could expect. Why are they so close together? Pass.

a little, did you feel guilty about it or something?
I mean there's nothing "wrong" with it, it's just a little late by most boys standards and I'm by all means a late bloomer.

Also a lot of boys dip their toes in, they don't go straight to full masturbation or hardcore pornography.
When I started as a 10 year old I found full naked females disgusting and felt sick to my stomach seeing them like that.
I could only masturbate to them in swimsuits or lingerie.
Obviously that changed over time.
As did the guilt I felt masturbating.
I was never religious but I always felt like I was doing something wrong, which is pretty much a natural consequence of getting free dopamine, you always think there's a catch.

What is this from?

I didn't until I was 16. My fear of getting caught always overrode my sex drive, so it took finally getting a laptop and wifi before I was willing to try it.

I thought that was the normal age to start, around puberty beginning. That's when I started anyway.

Return of the Living dead.
It kind of ruins it when you realize she's not really naked

Return of the Living Dead

I'll never forget the first hentai I bought. It was the dvd for Another Lady Innocent. Back then I could still cum fast since my dick wasn't as abused with callouses. I didn't make it past the first scene.

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People growing up nowadays have instant access to whatever porn they want. They'll never know what it was like having to smuggle a JC Penny's catalog and look at the lingerie section.

Damm, I thought that bald pussy was weird seeing the characters in the background look from the 80s.

Dunno how weak your cum is, but even my precum sometimes already shoots out, so this wouldn't be safe for me.

you didn't try masturbating because you didn't have wifi?
Why didn't you just do it in the shower or in the bathroom into the toilet?
If I was 16 and didn't masturbate at all I'd go nuts, surely by that point you would just jerk off using your imagination right?
Heck sometimes if it's inconvenient I'll use my imagination to jerk off even now.

Tech TVs Cat Schwartz was my first "accidental" leak. Pretty cool at the time

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I was rummaging about the other day and found a 20 year old playboy swimsuit catalog with no nudity in it that I used to jerk off to all the time before we had internet in my family.

I don't get it, which eyes can be considered bedroom eyes and which can't?

fapping to our imaginations made us stronger for it

I recomend akabur Mating Season for some shellworthy faps.

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Didn't Willy Wonka kinda ruin it?

I did not start before I was 16.

why did she spray tan her areolas?
it looks so fucking bad lol

No, I just never really felt the need. I didn't even cum until my first fap, my body tried to give me wet dreams from time to time but I was always able to "hold it in", I lost that ability after I came the first time.
I've always had a pretty low sex drive, even now I'm in a similar situation, my anxiety has always beaten my sex drive whenever the two compete with one another so I'm not willing to pursue or talk to women.

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Low testosterone? Apparently a lot of men nowadays have testosterone so low it's worse than an elderly mans.

I fapped to h(im)er after i saw h(er)im in the anime.

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The amount and force are very strong. Sealing your foreskin is a single motion with your fingers, I don't get what's hard to do it instantly

Why don't most modern actresses do this anymore?

yeah you definitely don't have a strong sex drive, it's very abnormal to be able to "hold in" a wet dream.
A wet dream is not done on purpose, it doesn't even need to be a sexual dream, if your body needs to cum it could just as easily do it while you're dreaming about driving a race car.
16 is extremely old to start masturbating too.
You may actually have a medical condition contributing to a low libido, not a big deal if you don't care but if you do maybe ask a doctor.

youtube.com/watch?v=RvuVFHTvdaY

Bit of a late starter but not really weird. 15 or later is weird.

I used to draw a ton of yuri on my Deviantart back in the day.

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It's certainly possible, I've been lifting for about a year and a half now and I think it's definitely raised my test levels a bit. I always thought it would be worth getting tested but I've been too lazy to get around to it.
The reason I was able to hold in my wet dreams is because they were all lucid, I would realize I was dreaming and about to cum and I'd wake up and be able to react before it happened.

14 here, never looked back since

Amazing milkies

Because you just can't seal your foreskin without any cum getting out when you do it after you start cumming. It's physically impossible. So either your cum really weak so it just kinda runs out or you DO seal it before actually cumming. The way you describe it is just not possible. Or do you hold your foreskin with one hand and then move it around the glans with the other hand for fapping?

I find that so strange. I used to treasure wet dreams and would chase that orgasm as a kid. The thought of struggling to stop it is bizonkers.

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Yeah, it was always nice besides the awkward part afterwards where I'd shamefully try to sneak downstairs to put my underwear in the wash.

Based

An uncensored music video showed in latenight . Its about sexy car wash.

Is there an HD version of the uncensored part?

Gay.
Should be a self insert to dick those sluts

I can't imagine being able to seal your foreskin AND keep fapping, though. I've done it a few times, but the reduced sensation on your glans makes for fairly weak orgasms.

I've always just jizzed into my hand, then I pull up off my dick when I'm done and it all pools in the space between my thumb and index finger. Only when I do hardcore multi-hour edging sessions does it ever really shoot out.

>want to fap
>have to wait until 10pm so I can use my mega masturbator 5000 fuck me silly 50lbs of pussy and ass auto-blow deluxe or people will hear me
True suffering.

>start puberty
>start growing boobs and lactating a little
>male
Fucked me up I think.

Sauce?

You also have to keep in mind I didn't even hit puberty until I was 15, so my first fap being at 16 isn't so ludicrous given that fact. In either case I definitely have a lower than average sex drive and it might be the only reason I'm sane and mentally stable as a 25 year old virgin.
Then again if my sex drive were higher I might actually talk to girls, who knows.

>tfw almost ordered a fleshlight shaped like a female torso with big tits but chickened out

I'd have to watch the mail like a hawk.

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>Then again if my sex drive were higher I might actually talk to girls, who knows.

Doubt. My sex drive has been consistently through the roof for like twenty years and it never helps me with girls. I just jerk off into their panties in their bathrooms.

>that kid who orgasmed from climbing the rope

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you know you can have parcels delivered to lockers, generally for free right?
Then it automatically texts you when your parcel arrives.

Probably when we first got Sky TV in the mid 90s and I used to set the vcr to record the German channels after midnight

Eh? We used the post office for everything so usually if I order something private I have to watch my Amazon notification and try to go check the mail before anyone else.

youtube.com/watch?v=SLJW2R4rEnA

What book is she reading?

post offices piss me off, the shitters always take too long and close too early.
I'd much rather be able to walk into the 7-eleven at whatever time of the day and unlock a locker with my phone without talking to anyone.

>leave my house

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She looks like a genie coming out of a lamp

I'm into that

Details.

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This reminds me of Yea Forums thread about SS where someone asked "who molested you to like these porn ?" got so many confessions and derailed the thread.

and they were all true too

I might have raped another guy once. I still can't tell.

Didn't she charge like $1 million per tit for this scene?

250k per titty

How do you not know?

It was me and this young little petite Asian boy. We were both into it but I think my dick was bigger than he thought it'd be because even after a lot of lube he was too tight to get into so he pushed my chest and said we should stop for a second and I pushed him down and held him down and said wait and forced my dick inside and fucked him hard into the bed balls deep.

But I think I might have hurt him. Also he shit all over my dick.

theyre implants but some pretty damn good ones

Rukia and the blonde one

She was even hotter when she was fucking Tom Cruise in his prime.

Man, I miss 80's and 90's fake titties. I wish they hadn't fallen out of style.

>asian girl
>beta likes her
Typical and pathetic.

>not a single Sneed reference

Dead board

shame they didn't do a sequel

sneed

90s Hentai was what gave me a fetish for enemas. God those syringe things they use to fill up qt girls assholes were really hot.

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dude i worked as a manager at a pool and if i heard a guard looked under a stall door for a child in the bathroom his ass would have been fired before you finished whacking it, what the fuck?

This scene in Doc Hollywood. It used to be on TV all the time

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Newgrounds flash games
Googling "boobies"
The one scene in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas where you fuck that Mexican chick in the cabin in the woods (played the mission twice so I could jerk it)

Can't remember which was first.

american beauty

you know that scene

Best girl

well that awakened a lot of memories

based

Can't remember the first visual stimulus to fap (first visual stimulus to confusing but good feelings is easy: Disclosure, where demi moore force-sucks michael douglas dick).

It was probably something written:
Shadows of the Empire (book, not comic or game.. or soundtrack). The part where Xizor attempts to seduce princess leia.
Fuck.

I've always found that fapping to words far better than any tired old pornstars. It's just not enough. It gets the job done though.
Fapfics are able to provide an element that is missing from 99.99% of porno:
>eroticism
I guess that's why I took so well to hentai upon discovering this cesspool, as it's that synthesis of visual stimuli and the words providing greater depth and insight into the characters' states of being as they doing or being subjected to some terribly erotique shenanigans.

Goddamn I've got some good fucking stories to fall back on during a dull moment when seeing some camgirl or whoever that I know looks like shit now hit the pornwall full force.
The written word is unchanging and eternal.

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They're nicer than I thought they'd be.

Oh yeah, so it was either SoTE, or some animorphs fanfic back when fanfiction.net still had NC-17 stories.

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My dude, Xixors android bitch was what did it for me. There's a scene where she's naked that got me rock hard.

Not really a first fap but my fondest memories were of fapping to lingerie and bikini photoshoots in fashiontv. I still do to this day for old time's sake. For me nothing beats fapping to almost naked women as opposed to straight up porn.

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The problem with that part was I had just accidentally seen Hellraiser 2 a year or so before (many years of nightmares) and all that talk about how they were puzzled as to why she looked to be an attractive human in her 20's or whatever but the scanner reported that her skin was only 4 years old and that she had to be a human replica droid with cloned skin.
It linda sucked the eroticism from that and left me with a vague, unsettling thoughts. Fucking clive barker and fuck that hotel where the scary movies were within easy reach of faggoty old child me.

>not bimbo/breast expansion
come on

>sister was a model
>would fap to the pics of her modeling friends she brought back home and all the fashion mags all girls have
tits everywhere
round that all up with ftv and away we go
no fat chicks please and thank you

I was the exact opposite. I've always loved robots and androids since before I can remember. It turned me on even more.

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Late night Cinemax

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I don't know, some anime girl probably.

Awh yiss, exactly like I remembered it. Busted so many nuts to this it's insane.

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Babestation. Camilla Jayne.

No. FLCL was. I was 17 at the time.

You all started at a young age. I didn't fap until I was 18 and my first fap was Ivy from Soul Calibur 4

Or several sentences about Sunny’s fat cock.

roundandbrown update

made toaster strudels afterwards

contemplated life

thank fuck for VHS recording
I fapped so hard to this vid

I was in my 20's though

i fapped to ntr first, grandma had a video in her closet

Cum is a mixture of the products of multiple glands. The actuall sperm cells are just a small part of that mixture. It is basic, thats why its consistency is "soapy", to prevent the sperm cells from being killed off in the pretty acidic environment of the vagina.
TL;DR: Your cum is a highly accustomed parasite liquid which is suppossed to travel through hostile body parts which are built to kill off microbes.

Ryoko is okay, but Sasami is the best and one of my waifus.

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Ayeka is best girl you fucking sluts don't deserve a real Princess with smooth skin that actually has a great figure you worthless fucks

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My first fap was to some shitty mid-00s E! celebrity gossip thing about scandals. It was a part about Sarah Kozer from Joe Millionaire talking about how she’d been in bondage films and she was hogtied in a cheerleader outfit and barefoot. My little 14 year old self imagined her getting her feet tickled while I did the deed. The funny thing is she actually did do tickling fetish vids but I wouldn’t find out about that for almost 10 years (they sucked though).

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Based. That see through outfit made me beat my dick like an abused stepchild.

what can I say, I always thought you'd be safe in a stall too but now I don't even like using them to shit.
I always feel exposed.

I don't remember this episode of Animorphs

Based

I was around 7-8 years old

Zoomer here, what exactly am I looking at?

Aaawww shit yis.

12, I remember doing it to some shitty sailor moon gif and staring at the sticky mess in my hand.
Back then I thought I invented it, back then I distinctly remember believing that it would make me rich.

This. Explain yourselves boomers

I think i started so early because there was a total qt in my class and more importand she had a sister one year older that was even better. So my first faps were about imagining "threesomes" with these two, even if there was no sex involved because i obviously had no idea.

Still the best set of tits in the game

No, Cheetara and pretty much any female in thundercats already made me diamond hard by 6 and gave me a damsell in distress fetish but it wasn't untill a few years later that I meet Yvonne Craig in batman reruns that I actually fapped

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Jesus christ I remember feeling such fucking pleasure from that. Even better than jacking off. Never actually came though, but I kind of want to try it again and see if I was much more sensitive then or if it still feels the same.

I used to watch The Ghost Whisperer on late night tv. There was also this nightlife reality show in ibiza where there were occational nudity I think. I had a tv in my own room with only a few channels that I sneakily watched in the late evenings. Neither was my first fap but I can't remember what that would be anyways, but the above shows were what I regularly fapped to.

When erect the foreskin rarely covers the head completely. For me there's always about a 1cm diameter circle of head exposed.