ITT episodes that still enrage you

>see best pizza thread
>*rumble rumble*
>order deep pan pizza online
>leave thread

t. hungry yuropoors with sour grapes

At least we're not 400 pounds.

Gordon was definitely hamming it up for the cameras.

Something you learn as you grow older is that there is no such thing as bad pizza. You know if the cameras weren't there, Gordon would have devoured this thing.

t. obese american with no standard.

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yeah ok

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Has to be fake. If she was eating like this she would be fatter. Also notice how even the fattest in Germany are nowhere near Murrikan lardasses.

There's no way that dough is fully cooked through with how white it is on the outside

Would still consume

what is going on in that scene? is she building a pyramid?

Ive eaten in a shitty restaurants that served a pizza just like this, and it wasn't nice at all. Base far too thick and overloaded with toppings meant it wasn't cooked properly. It was literally raw everywhere except the crust and sitting in grease too I nearly threw up.

hamming it up for the camera

>there's no bad pizza
Ok retard. Imagine eating undercooked batter and grease, and thinking it's okay anyway. Get fucked, fatty.

the dough was still raw you fucking mutt

just pat it down with a napkin like my mom used to do

>ordering pizza
>no anchovies

youtube.com/watch?v=o66JhNsFxdw
do you degrease your pizzas?

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hamming it up, cheesing it up, etc

Why not just not make it this greasy and gross?

is that chocolate?

It's a pizza not a steak.
As long as it's got mozzarella and tomato sauce and the cheese is melted it's gonna taste good.

Are you fuckng retarded? Have you ever tasted raw dough?

yeah calories in calories out bro you starved yourself more or less until your current weight

where is the raw dough? all I see is melted cheese

Your opinion on pizza is absolutely sophomoric and you're a fat fucking faggot

t. Pizza Restaurant owner

Wtf man i don't even know where to begin

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You can start by going ba󠛡ck t󠛡o re󠛡ddi󠛡t

Wouldn't eat the pizza because of the brown greyish pieces of meat on it
That shits disgusting
Replace it with pineapple and I would gladly eat it all

Jesus Christ

Burgers are hilarious lol that pizza looked disgusting

Maybe watch the actual video retard

New Jersey fag here. All my faggot friends were guineas and I grew up eating the best pizza on the planet (also been to Italy and tasted their shit).

Anyway, I can say with thorough confidence that is a dogshit pie. As alright as it looks, try to be mindful of how that cheep tomato sauce is going to taste in your mouth between a pound of cheeper, disgusting cheese. Frankly, the grease is all they got right.

what show is this. is she american?

you should have seen what the guidos did to the last guy who tried to serve breadsticks that weren't just rock hard sticks of bread.

here bro try this one instead

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>Pures Leben

German I think

The fuck is that - why can't one of the wealthiest country in the world make good food

Money can't buy taste.

Imagine you put your penis in that haha

thats a good kinnaman gif but have a better webm one.

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That pizza looks fucking horrible, this is not up for debate. If you think that is acceptable pizza then you’re seriously retarded.

The entire food supply is horribly tainted in ways you can't imagine. Gov official admits to this
youtube.com/watch?v=a-NLAQPp_3k

it looks like freshly eviscerated arteries...ugh

Checked. Amerilards confirmed for having shit taste.

Yea you guys are clearly lightyears ahead

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people don’t actually think that’s a nice pizza there’s nothing wrong with a pizza being a bit thick (even though gordon specifically ordered a “thin crust”) but just look at how greasy it is how soft the dough is how cheap the ingredients look on the close up you can literally see a pool of grease and how nasty the cheese is we can only imagine how awful the sauce is but i’m willing to bet it’s nasty bear in mind he’s in a proper restaurant not a pizza place or a sloppy kebab house an actual restaurant

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I’m American, just not a lard.

>how soft the dough is
t.only eats frozen overcooked pizzas

The majority of Yea Forums is american. Americans have childish and undeveloped taste, just go to /ck/ and watch them only talk about burgers and fast food.

>thin crust
>2 inches thick with uncooked dough
You can’t make this shit up

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but is she american?

>that one phone poster
just admit you've never had a fresh pizza

>premade Yorkshire pudding
disgusting animals

What's wrong with this pizza? I thought it looked delicious.

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140 is way too skinny if hes not 160 cm in height

if gordon eats healthy good food, why does his face look so haggard and raggedy?

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bong genes

It looks like garbage

cocaine

Butterkase is the most delicious cheese I've ever tasted. Fuck you Aldi for making me find out about this demonic cheese.

Just the way a 'go 'za should be