Yea Forums HAD ONE F****ING JOB

>Dora projected to gross $17 million opening weekend.
WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY A TICKET

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I'm sorry, I tried to take my gf, but she broke up with me instead. I was too sad to go

>tell your core audience to not watch the movie
>they dont

I dont watch american garbage.

Why aren’t spics going in hordes to watch it?

She didn't do panty stuff in the movie that's why it's going to fail.

Why would I watch a movie based on a cartoon for toddlers?

Im going in the 3rd week so I can fap without anyone looking

Cunter told me not to.

>Yeah I already pre-ordered tickets for Dora, how did you know?

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kek

she attacked her audience

Elaborate, please.

seriously, though
I hear it doesn't even have swiper ffs

About what? She said she likes kids watching the movie but not creepy men

>a movie no one wanted starring an illegal no one cares about bombs

Shocking.

Its a KIDS show, for KIDS. Maybe next time they can put her in Spandex and make her Captain Quesadilla.

One of those cases. I don't know how popular Dora is with kids, these days. But your audience is gonna be either older dudes or kids.

>100k people post on Yea Forums a week
>of this we can assume 70% of these are American
>70,000 x 10 = $700,000
Shilling on Yea Forums gets you less than 1 million in box office returns, 2 if you expect waifu retards to have friends.
Sad!

She's 18 now, and was 17 during filming. I have no interest in seeing movies starring old women.

It’s over
Monerfags are finished

My sister reneged and wouldn't go with me, plus no one that saw it would actually say if it was worth it

Monerfags dropped her after the creepy comments already
entitled bitch

Uh sweetie she doesn't want weird men to watch her movie.

Cuz I'm not a child or a pedo.

Fuck moaner fags.

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Cheap slutty Dora sellouts

>18
>pedo
yikes

>mocking your biggest fans
Smart move, girl lol.
I know actresses are a bit retarded and can't understand how the industry works, but what the hell her agent and manager were thinking?

that scary story movie is dog shit too

Yeah no shit. Maybe they should have made this shit 20 years ago when it was actually popular.

And the other 30% are black

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Theres only a few anons who spam moner images and threads. they are even worse than Alita fags. Im glad the janitor banned the Moner General immediately. Moner fags are the worst.

>reading comprehension

how fucking insanely delusional do you have to be to think middle aged men with a sex addiction are the core audience for a dora the explorer movie
what the fuck is wrong with you dude?

fpbp

You're the one claiming middle aged gramps
So yes. Men are the core audience for an Isabela Moner movie.

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and she's right
she doesn't like those creepy white manchildren

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Well, its gonna flop soon. So....fuck you?

DORA THE EXPLORER. SAY BACKPACK! SAY SWIPER NO SWIPING.
i bet you cheered and sang along you infantile putrid loser

SUPPLE AND MOIST

No the core is tween girls, which isn't a strong demo to begin with, hence the modest budget. It doesn't help that the trailer looks like a Funny or Die video and the poster looks like the artwork for a Windows '95 PC game.

i totally agree, im just trying to set straight these incels who think the movie is for them

settle down roastie

I have no idea what you are saying.
The movie flops so whatever the audience of such movie would be they clearly missed.
What are you even arguing here?

That her fandom on here practically vanished over this comment is an observable fact

The only black one is you, retard.

>That her fandom on here practically vanished over this comment is an observable fact
It's been like one day

The less successful she is the more likely she'll go nude.

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The moment she BTFOd Yea Forums

Men aren't the core audience but they are an audience. No matter how old you are a light adventure movie can be appealing. She's Ghostbustering herself but it would have flopped either way.

true words spoken

How many time until she says "I love all my fans" PR garbage?

>Weird men who find an 18 year old hot
Strange times

Off a 50 million budget that's not great, but something tells me it'll linger like a bad smell - parents won't have rushed out for opening weekend.

Dora The Tiajuana-Whora

>white
Why lie? The majority of the Monershills are mexicans and latinos.
Pretty much the same demographic the movie targeted.

It's one thing to find a woman attractive,
another to become obsessive (which "weird men" sometimes do).

sorry, not into grannies

Cos dora is garbage for babies and real men dont watch it

It'll do well in poo countries where Dora was popular.

Pretty sure even kids don't give a shit about Dora anymore, who asked for this movie?

Lucky for her the "weird men" are over her and will throw their money at someone else

They're already rubbing their hands hoping Francesca Capaldi gets a movie role.

You're not men, you're incels. She wasn't talking to you, so why are you offended?

someone's dick

Im guessing literally just some rich kikes personal fantasy of seeing Moner in Dora cosplay and 50mil to flush down the drain

how come girls between 11-15 seem to have really unique and diverse features and then as soon as they turn 16-17 they all look exactly the same?

Don't worry Yea Forums you don't count as men.

better to wait until later so you can have the theater all to yourself so you can truly experience dora as it was meant to be if you see what i mean

rekt

it's a tv movie and it has tv movie numbers, she can't fight against The Lion King, Toy Story 4, Far From Home and Aladin

>huge thot as main star
>film fails
>huge thot isn't going to blow up and become a role model for tweens

Good.
Hope this instagram thot dies in a car crash.
Bring Ryry back. She was pure. She was decent. And white. Not this foul swarthy filth.

>why don't women like me?

>make a point about not wanting sluts to be idolised by children
>the chad larper makes a non sequitur

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>why don't people like a bitter, spiteful person like me?

woke

>I can't wait to raise a daughter who is going to suck 10 different cocks each week

>i'm so lonely

Have sex

I do, quite often. Thanks for the offer though.

its a child movie and her insta is better to fap to anyqay

This tv movie had the same budget as Deadpool

Not an offer a suggestion. You won't be bitter if you upgrade from your imaginary girl friend to a real woman

But creepy old men *are* her audience.

I like coming to Yea Forums and grabbing moner pics, but I don't actually watch movies or TV.

Ever thought that even if you went to whatever rich private school or social circle she's in she wouldn't even bat an eye on you?

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Even when Im forcefully taking her anal virginity?

Obviously, that look is for her kids fans lol

Moner is long past her prime though

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I BET YOUR PUSSY LOOKS LIKE PANDORA

This movie was about 4 years too late, she is a hag now

she wouldn't bat an eye after i spike her drink

just watched the trailer. all the hallmarks of a certified flop