/seriea/ - sweet dreams edition

UEFA EUROPA LEAGUE QUARTERFINALS 2ND LEG
>Thursday, 14th April
18:45 Atalanta RB Leipzig

UEFA EUROPA CONFERENCE LEAGUE QUARTERFINALS 2ND LEG
>Thursday, 14th April
21:00 Roma - Bodø/Glimt

SERIE A MATCHDAY 33
>Friday, 15th April
19:00 Spezia - Inter
21:00 Milan - Genua

>Saturday 16th April
12:30 Cagliari - Sassuolo
14:30 Udinese - Empoli
14:30 Sampdoria - Salernita
16:30 Fiorentina - Venezia
18:30Juventus - Bologna
20:45 Lazio - Torino

>Monday 18th April
19:00 Napoli - Roma
21:00 Atalanta - Verona

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls and to eat tiger bread

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how many today?

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>fagioli is only 3 month older than foden

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is there a chance for Atalanta fras

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This is my Kingdom Cum

This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you.

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negru
NE-GRU

you fucking retarded janny

Better percentages

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how dare you

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It's not that I'm scared of them, I just don't like 'em, simple as

>NOOOOOOOO you can't kill things just because they look like eldritch abominations
>well, you just can't, okay???

speaking of which

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>they're still shilling a 21 yo playing in serie c

*1st in serie B until a week ago
*in a team competing for not being relegated though with little hopes

Missing 2 WC in a row can truly mindbreak people

Will Monza finally arrive to Serie A?

10 hours to Roma collapse

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nigga the're no flowers in my room so if you trespass ima fuck you up you scrawny little piece of shit

Can't believe we have falseflagging mosquitos too now

Hopefully no, literally the most soulless team along with Parma in Serie B

>ACMilan is interested in the player of Al Nasr, Vincent Aboubakar, there were already contacts in March with the entourage of the player.
Why care about colombo, lazetic, robackmor nasti. Lets buy a 30 year old nigger

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Berlusconi would make the league more fun. Plus we need a new Atalanta underdog.

I honestly want to face Monza in the league. So that whichever of us wins we can celebrate the trophy together. I can see the fans pulling out a banner saying "Grazie Silvio" in italian. Imagine it would be amazing. Monza and Milan holding arms and jumping together with the trophy

Considering how they've been run it would be more of a Benevento yoyoing kind of team with gigantic losses covered every season only by the mobster on duty, no thanks

everyone but Cellino really, i can stomach el caballero

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I'll say Monza would look good on Maurizio's spreadsheet

I need a new calcetto group fras

how the fuck did i miss this

>Il Pescara calcio parlerà americano: vendita della società più vicina
>E' quasi fatta per la cessione delle quote del presidente Sebastiani al pool d'imprenditori statunitensi interessati all'acquisto del club biancazzurro

so no Red Bull Pescara, onto the next one

Ukraine is not sending us their best

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they will when they will slowly get introduced in prostitution

>Juve, Danilo has also convinced Allegri: for the Brazilian the renewal for life is ready

>Allegri told the club that he only wants one between rovella and beans in the team

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Max "talents destroyer" Allegri

>slowly
>he doesn't know

pathologically obsessed with this video
i must have watched it like 79 times

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>Juventus are set to announce Mattia Perin’s contract extension until 2025.

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Why not promote Israel to first team? Why not buying Audero back who's a youth product? Why not giving a young Italian GK a chance to play in Coppa Italia? Perin is getting old and is busted

go ask your lotito, your adl, your cairetto to provide players for the NT
it's their league after all
>Audero
why would he even go if he's a starter at la doria

juve is pretty tight for money

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Then promote Israel? Promote your U19 or U18 goalkeeper? It's much cheaper than renewing Perin

Christianchuds deserve the rope

God saved Perin from inceldom though, remember what he looked like before he found God?

Donnarumma is the gk for at least the next 10y, who gives a fuck dummy

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Based Gigi shitting on Mancini

6 A 1 BODO ANCORA

qrd?

lads what are we thinking this evening
any cool, secret tactics Gasparini might want to try?

>any cool, secret tactics Gasparini might want to try
nah, he's a zealot

>any cool, secret tactics Gasparini might want to try
we call it The Injection and it's not Pfizer-related

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I laffed

Alpha Protocol is halfway there desu

Ask Gosens

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top kek

more like the cool secret ingredient

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you now remember Sime Vrsaljko

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holy shit what a masterpiece

Free n-pass incoming

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