ITT: Comfy films you watched in school

The Gods Must be Crazy, watched it sophomore year in humanities, always puts me in a good mood.

youtu.be/C9VCHSv0poU

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james and the giant peach

I watched this in highschool (I'm 30) and, like the retard that I am, I impulsively yelled out something like "she could get it." That's probably not it. But a black gentleman in the class agreed with me whole-heartedly. I suspect incidence like this are why i passed because i did NO work in that class and still passed with flying colors.

Fucking great musical.
youtube.com/watch?v=PXkefD5YYBo

Got to watch this in World History during our section on the Middle Ages. History teachers are the best

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>Jean de Floret
>Gangs of New York
>Had a sub just show us the Cube movies for a week

Pepperoni nips

We watched 12 Angry Men with Henry Fonda in civics class back in 2004 and it was ace. Super comfy. Rainy school day too I recall.

>Jean de Florette.

I see that you took French in high school as well. We were shown Manon des Sources later on, and our teacher gave us a 10-minute speech about how there is nudity in it and we boys needed to show some maturity. And then we watched a VHS copy on a 26" CRT in a large classroom. Got to see Emmanuelle Beart bathing in a pond from a late-70s camera that was positioned at least 40 feet away from her. Oh boy! Thanks for the warning, Madame L!

The Merchant of Venice with Jeremy Irons and Al Pacino in English
Au revoir les enfants in French

She had one of the best sets of tits ever filmed
This movie is maximum comfy

>Americans watch movies in random classes in school

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Apollo 13

Not random, at least in middle and high school, they weren't. They had to have some kind of connection to the subject in the class. You might be able to watch "The Passion of the Christ" in a World Religions class, but not in and English class.

Which reminds me. We were shown Sibyl in my Psych class. That was fun.

It's only on special occasions, like when our junior year English teacher is too hungover that day. Then we watch Dr. Strangelove or One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

>Teacher gives a big speech day of about that scene
>Says if anyone does anything inappropriate or says anything lewd you get sent to the principal's office
>Scene comes on
>Class clown says "Her tit's look like Hannah's!"
>Guys laugh for like 20 minutes and all get sent down to the office to get scolded at

Actually watched it in English class. Dude just really liked the movies.

You ended up here all the same.

I saw it in Freshman year of Highschool. My fat ass hamster shaped teacher got mad at anyone laughing, whether it be nervously (cuz the're teens duh) and paused the movie and kept guilting us. Eventually she even turned it off just because of like 2 girls who laughed nervously once more during the nude scene. She had us do a very gay assignment for the rest of the day.
She put it back on the next week. That woman was the most hated teacher I've ever had and yet, no one ever attacked her. The Highschool is in LA. She loved getting into kids heads and picking on them. Holding the whole class up for maybe one person talking and giving long drawn our guilting and you had to be looking at her or else she'd scold you and extend the speech. She held the class up all the time after class and made me late to my next class 3 times which I never was. Once she gave a massive project due the next day with little instruction which barely anyone completed. She would pick on individual kids and try to get in their heads.
I cannot believe no one has killed this woman still. Christ.

Ours just yelled out "tiddies!" and everyone laughed for 10 seconds and moved on. I don't remember getting a word of warning from the teacher, either, but everyone knew it was coming.

Poor Hannah.

We were given Larry Fishburne's take on Othello instead. I had to get my mom to sign a fucking release form because the movie was rated R. She thought I was making it up and that the form was for something else that I was trying to sneak past her, since she couldn't believe that anybody would have a problem with their kids seeing an R-rated movie with a 2-second clip of a topless woman.

okay

very nice actress and still a sweet woman even today (pic related her and her hapa son)

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Based. Good point

My history teacher put this shit on for us in my 2nd year for a week and every day he'd turn out the lights and spent the whole time with his feet on the desk napping. It was pretty boring but comfy desu. Neil Patrick Harris was in it and a prime Leelee Sobieski. I thought she was cute as fuck in this movie and crushed on her for awhile.

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waste of genetics

she has a white daughter if you're concerned that much

in 8th grade, to keep us from drugs

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damn your school was fucked

Lolita.

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Ass to ass scene?

Why is this movie shown in school? I mean, is it so important to middle school curricula? Aren't they other movies that can be shown without scenes that would obviously get reacted to from immature kiddos? Are teachers all mongoloid?

Jesus Christ Superstar

7 Years In Tibet

Sin City

>without scenes that would obviously get reacted to from immature kiddos?
No such movies exist.

Also that movie is high-budget, set in the correct time period, uses the actual play dialogue and it's a good movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=pIUnmZAHY3Q

Violet was so qt

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our lesbian teacher showed us this in 9th grade but we also watch the Leonardo flick as well

those tits are lewd as fuck. No 16 year old should be allowed to have those

Maybe they want to expose and educate young girls to some kind of decency at courtship before they become full fledged thots that twerk in the cafeteria.

Do britfags really need a learners license to watch TV and need to be accompanied by a licensed adult when watching?

you guys have any idea what it was like being a horny teen before the internet? I got a library card, rode my bike 5 miles both ways to rent this movie for free, then wake up at 1am to jack it to a freeze frame of some tits from the 60's. Then I forgot to rewind it and they sent me a bill and of course my nosy as fuck mom opened it, "user why are you watching Romeo and Juliet?" And that was a whole fucking deal, jesus you kids have it so easy

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I used to jack off to sexy pics (usually just cleavage and legs) in magazines and newspapers and shit like that. They showed porn on tv at 1 at night, but good luck doing that in the living room in the middle of the night.

Romeo also showed his bare ass.

Based and devilish teacher

An English teacher showed this to us in the middle of an Arthurian legend course section. He kept saying it was a boring yet important lecture before he put the tape in and days before.

did you and your friends have like a stash of community playboys hidden in the woods also?

Never saw this in school.

We say "Monty Python & the Holy Grail" in HS (it was a tradition of the English teacher).

We saw "To Kill a Mockingbird" in Middle School (tradition for Social Studies section).

We saw a short film about a town getting together quite nonchalantly to stone someone to death which was warped as fuck at the time. I used to know the name of that film but I've forgotten it.

We saw another short film about this repressive regime and how the leader learned that his GF or wife or something was trying to assassinate him (I could be hallucinating on the plot) and the film ends before he makes a decision to kill her or not.

I think that's it. I can't remember anything else.

Usually when the teacher is hungover.

dont know why, but this movie is comfy af

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No other film has recreated that ate up feeling watching infomercials after an eight hour trip. It's sobering as hell and everyone involved seems as desperate and a hair width's away from a nervous break down.

there were scenes of prostitution and teenage sex but its only implied

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Fuck that was for this

>europoors don't have film review classes

Europoor here, we watched the matrix trilogy in religion classes.
Because of all the religious references.

based Rich poster

In high school, The Iceman Tapes: Conversations with a Killer in sociology class. The Princess Bride in English and drama class (same teacher). Rudy in health class. In math class, the teacher had laser discs of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and the first Star Wars that we go to watch at the end of the year. In science class, we watched Sister Act.

We didn't have woods.
But once some kids showed us a stash of hardcore porn magazines. I'm talking about the early 90s or something, it was weird.

>Europe
>religious classes
Jesus Christ, user, what retarded country are you from? Italy?

Britfag here
we studied the first LotR film in English GCSE, not even memeing

My teacher would have us read a section of the play the watch the coresponding parts of the movie the next day for review. I don't know if that's necessary enough for you.

There's nothing wrong with showing a movie with racy scenes in it to kids if it's educational. They can also just fast forward over it, the sex scenes are never really important other than knowing that those characters had sex. We don't need to see it.

Are You Me? 43 years, yo!

I'm 32, but I feel 80.

short film sounds like the lottery

Ah man, that film. She was 15 in that scene as well. The moment I got home I googled that scene on the family PC before my family got home from work and jerked it to a gif of her rolling over in bed

Nah brit fag here
They put plenty if films on for lessons
Gladiator
Casino Royale
Blade Runner
To kill a Mockingbird
Elephant Man
Jesus of Nazareth

Most of time it was because the teacher couldn't be asked and needed to catch up on marking so they would put the film other timed it would related to lessons

this one is great. i caught it by accident on tv back in the day.

Born on the 4th of July in History class. Oddly they fastforwarded past the sex scene but let us get away with laughing our asses off at the 'DON'T SAY PENIS IN THIS HOUSE' scene. BIG THROBBING ERECT PENIS, MOM.

>thread is up for six hours
>no one posts webm of the only thing anyone came here to see
disappointing, tvbros

last time I took the bullet I got banned for 3 days, cba

look at the Capulets on that one

What? even germany has religion classes

No, not "poor Hannah".
If every guy in the class wasn't dreaming about Hanny's tits beforehand they would from then on after. Her value on the school market would soar and all the grils would be jealous and all the boys would compete for her tits.

Peace?

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One of the GOATs, underrated as fuck. Can't believe you watched it at school. Your teacher was fucking rad.

Imagine is you tried to make this film today.

must have watched this at least 15 times at school

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Underrage b&

My older brother's friend Austin had a deck of playing cards with topless women on each one. Literally jerked off to low resolution tiny images of fake late 80s/early 90s tits for years, lads.

>tybalt
>prince of cats
>"cats" coming from "cazzo" or whatever the word is
>italian slang for cock
>tybalt, prince of dicks

>had a "quirky" teacher in highschool
>tries a bit too hard with weird lolrandom shit
>third year gets more serious and really preachy when covering holocaust literature
>one day plays pic related during class
>swears he didn't know what it what it was about
>nobody believes him
awkward as fuck
would watch in class again

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holy fuck did he get in trouble?

unbelievable

Nah. We were tight back then, nobody even tried to snitch. We just found it really weird and funny tbqh.
Also not american,, it's harder for teachers to actually in trouble here.

Are you retarded? It came out in 2004

Went to a Catholic school and for religion class at the end of the year the teacher always put on one of the Lord of the Rings films and gave out some biscuits or crisps/potato chips

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i'm 25

not a film but we watched this when we were studying terrorism in history for shits and gigs
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLibcSNiGww0f1oBM4MtGLqJl9L7hCUcTb

Every country has religious class where the fuck do you live?

based athiest teachers

But user, the class clown was you.

In my english classes we used to do colouring on aged 14

youtube.com/watch?v=XDv-iV1gFgo

Olivia and Leonard were pretty good looking.

Aren't those bare butts underage?

Eurofag here
our psychology teacher used to show us movies that were related to chapters that we've done in class. One of them was Falling Down

In my Highschool driver's ed. course we watched Sylvester Stallone in Over The Top.

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what about an imgur link? will they ban you for that?

Probably already mentioned, but

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We watched these in our World Literature classes

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Absolutely based.

This eternal kino too. I remember it ran long and a buddy and I stayed to watch the whole thing. Still one of my favorites. Also remember that our teacher would get a little angry at us for constantly mentioning our "precious bodily fluids"

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Her massive tits were some of the best of all time

Ireland boy here, we also do that one or twice a year, more often in primary school.

It's pretty normal to show a film adaptation of a Shakespeare play if you're studying the actual play for class. That happens to be the most famous Romeo and Juliet adaptation, other than the Leo one which is a little divisive.

The film is 15 years old.

>massive FIFTEEN YEAR OLD tits
ftfy

14*

And how

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17*

>we watched Downfall in German class
>now I can only think of that Hitler yelling meme

18*
You dumbfucks, she was exactly 18 at the time.
Now someone post the damn webm

Her daughter. Yes she does nudity, no she doesn't have big tits like her mom

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my teacher was so tired of romeo and juliet we watched taming of the shrew instead

Wow, she time travelled, given she was born in 1951 and the film was filmed in 1966

The world is too globalized for it to be realistic

What's funny is THE SCENE is literally like 1.5 seconds long. Any gif had to slow it down to even get to 2-3 seconds.

Was it among the finest in cinema history?

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This shit gets posted everytime and I havent see that scene yet

ya dum fuck

Dogs can't look up.

absolutely perfect

MODS

If it's good enough for English class and release in theaters, it's good enough for Yea Forums.

Bong here, we have religion classes.

Oh my goodness look at those breasts

they showed us this in 5th grade at a Catholic school. old bitch teacher skipped through the temple scene though

>history teacher shows us Gandhi
>it's like 4 hours long and we have 40 minute classes
good way to kill a week

On the chart

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It took me a couple years after high school to make the connection between movie day in class and the teacher being hungover. Looking back now you realize that single, milfy teacher who made you watch Romeo and Juliet had been out night drinking and getting fucked by a stranger she met at the bar, and very likely had cum dripping out of her that morning in class.

I'm gonna need some film names there

By the way I've considered adding an additional column, so that it's more square than any other reason, but I'm not doing it for the sake of it and having to add "filler" entries that really don't belong. Any suggestions for an additional seven pairs that belong on the chart?

top left corner best 3

Those are some fucking big milkers

Here's one with all the names.

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Top Row: The Hot Spot, Game of Thrones, Knock Knock, Romeo and Juliet, Game of Thrones, Troy
Second Row: True Detective, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Dreamers, Under Seige, Oldboy, No Idea
Third Row: Lifeforce, Spartacus, The Gift, Gone Girl, Mischief, Dangerous Liaisons
Forth Row: Malena, Gia, Tainspotting, No Idea, Open Your Eyes, Little Birds
Fifth Row: Frida, The Wrestler, No Idea, Masters of Sex, Boogie Nights, My Nights Are More Beautiful Than Your Days
Sixth Row: Masters of Horror, No Idea, Titanic, Melancholia, The Libertine, Trading Spaces
Seventh Row: Compliance, Poison Ivy: The New Seduction, Havoc, Wedding Crashers, The Wire, American Beauty

Lucy Lawless in Spartacus?

Best film we watched in class was Das Leber der Anderen during German class.

Rachel Brosnahan

and we got to see them

fucking great movie. real steel ripped it off years later but replaced arm wrestling with robot boxing

her breasts were 10/10

>Of Mice and Men
>An Inspector Calls
>Other Britbong Film/Book where his dad is ether wrongfully imprisoned or some shit, all i remember is the kids looking through the letter box
That's what we watched in English

Watched just a part of it on a catholic school, the teacher was mad because we laughed too hard when on a scene Judas was running aways from a tank, I don't know what the fuck the teacher expected, it was a funny scene and we were just kids, but she stopped the film and got mad as fuck.

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I like the part where you see Rob Lowe in only a towel

Our lit teacher showed us Eyes Wide Shut when I was in high school, on the flimsy pretext that it's a retelling of the Odyssey. I'm french and it was a private school though, so it's cool.

Gangs of New York.

Not sure I'd call it comfy though

Did anyone else watch that Macbeth adaption where it's set in modern times with AKs and generals and shit? I watched it senior year in english class, the year after the hot 26 year old lesbian english teacher was sent to prison for having a relationship with one of the girl's she coaches on the soccer team

Even in 10th grade, I could tell Ed Harris wasn't real.

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Good tits

>Rescuers Down Under
>Homeward Bound

A Scottish user said his history class watched Braveheart.

now this, THIS is fucking based

We watched a live action Snow White film when I was a kid, but I don't recall the name of it and not many of the adaptations seem to fit what I remember.

this was enjoyable

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Goodnight Mister Tom

Romeo and Juliet
To Kill a Mockingbird
Stand by Me
Of Mice and Men
Wuthering Heights
Some Like it Hot
A few scenes from Heat

Besides Casino Royale, that's a pretty kino list.

Our teacher didn't even let us watch that scene.

I felt so cheated.

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Paulina Gaitan

Fuck Elizabeth Hussey is such a beautiful woman. I remember when I watched this version in 8th grade English I was bummed at first because I wouldn't be getting kino Brazilian-SoCal meme pistol duels and John Leguizamo, then Hussey came on screen and so did I. Also, this version had Basil Exposition in it and he's a solid British actor.

Got to watch this kino after reading Macbeth in my honors english class

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Nicky Whelan in Hall Pass

Salma Hayek in Desperado

We watched Romeo & Juliet, but also Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet which I enjoyed :

youtu.be/easWqy08wr8

Our English teacher had us watch Lawrence of Arabia. Based Mr. K.

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Sorry, history * teacher

I was ill on that school day.

we watched movies adaptations of the books we read after the final test over that book. Once the Drama department also put on a play we'd just read (A Midsummer Night's Dream) so we watched that as a class. Wasn't random.
>Read Romeo and Juliet
>take the test
>watch the movie
>nervous laughter from 14 and 15 year olds when we saw nipples
Teacher didn't react to it, she understood people were just kinda nervous.

very good

Salma is already on that chart

nigger

Her daughter is pretty smoking too.

lol, 10/10 film but possible the most uncomfy harrowing shit I've seen, no way did they play that in your high school

>Haven't you realized it by now, user? The biggest clown in the class was you.

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I took mostly video production classes all through highschool. Watched a shit ton of movies. I remember having to take notes on movies such as Alien Stand By Me and Truman Show. My teacher actually did an in depth viewing of Truman Show, teaching us about the different shots and their significance. Good times.

I wrote a paper on this movie for my high school religion class and got special honours from the teacher at the end of the year

top row best row

All Quiet on the Western Front
October Sky
Romeo and Juliet
Remember the Titans
Of Mice and Men
The Tuskegee Airmen

I had a kickass "Audiovisual Education" teacher when I was 14, in 96. I remember we saw:

> Freaks (1932)
> El Mariachi
> Reservoir Dogs + Pulp Fiction
> Blade Runner
> The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Natasha Henstridge from Species

10/10 face.

this is what they look like now btw. time is cruel mistress

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>14 in 96
dis nigga old

the wiggers got kicked out of class and missed the little round top charge for being disruptive

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>Homer Hickam idolized Werner Von Braun
>WVB was a former Nazi
Based

Not really.

US History teacher was hungover. Pretty comfy colonial musical. William Daniels is always kino.

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>be watching that film in school
>scene where her tatas get exposed comes up
>we jokingly ask the teacher to rewind
>the mad lad actually does it
He denies it to this day, lol.

>Cube
Are you serious

Kek

me too

>no Diora Baird
C'mon

>I've got grading to catch up on, here's a movie
It's reassuring to know that sometimes your teachers are also too hung over to teach
t. burger

>Took two years of Latin and my teacher used to make Friday's a movie day with a "theme" toward something Latin but he had a very loose idea of a theme and almost never cared
>Also had a construction paper decoration over his door window (Timeline of the Roman Empire) so no one could look in so he could play R-rated movies (To be fair Latin was JR/SR only)

>Ben-Hur
>Gladiator
>Clash of the Titans
>Hercules
>Troy
>Jason and the Argonaughts
>Spartacus TV Series (We were sworn to secrecy because there was only 1 period of Latin 2, the school never found out)

100%. The sub gave zero shits.

yeah the scene where you get a look at Romeo's naked boipussy

>Says if anyone does anything inappropriate or says anything lewd you get sent to the principal's office
come on, they were asking for it

>Trainspotters

that scene awoke the inner Gosling screaming.png in me

She's on the last row, dummy

>mfw Romeo

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the post-apocalyptic 2000s one had more kino moments
youtube.com/watch?v=R1MB3348rLQ
youtube.com/watch?v=8EW03GCm74M
youtube.com/watch?v=BaOfBQ5uw6M

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My last year in highschool I was captain of the debate team; our school had just told us early in the year they weren't going to allow us to attend any more competitions and would simply keep the class for our final period so they wouldn't have to shuffle us into other classes. We ended up watching:
multiple seasons of The X-Files
Gladiator
Gangs of New York
Saving Private Ryan
and I think we watched Dragonheart too. Shit was fun as hell.

Mexico too

>t. faggot

Iago is fucking based in that version.

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My 7th grade American History Class we watched "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" and in my High School Biology class for the last 2 days we were allowed to pick a movie to watch but it had to be "biology related"
... We picked Biodome.
Our teacher was flushed in the face from embarrassment from how stupid it was. It was great.

Could have shaved, so 9/10

>not wanting to cum all over her bush
fag

>he doesn't like bush
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

More like boobiet

digits eternally confirm that bush>shaved

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How is this comfy when you're stuck with a raging boner the whole time you are watching it?

My freshman English teacher put post-it notes on the projector at the exact spot where her nips where so we never got to see them

what about the elongated ass shot right before it?

man, what a bitch, she makes it more of an issue that way. Mine gave no reaction to the nervous giggles, and audible foot shuffling. It was 2 seconds, and when someone did mention it after the lights went on all she said was "It's not a big deal, it's a human body." People are more likely to act mature about it if the teacher sets the example and doesn't act immature about it themselves.

Why can't atheists define atheism

I'm European so all we ever watched in school were holocaust movies

Sometimes they'd do a fakeout like they'd start in 1840 then SIKE timeskip 100 years and its holocaust time

ASS

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Hannah must have had some nice tits

Any Branagh Shakespeare is based, his version of Hamlet is excellent

Imagine having your big teenage titties immortalized for boys throughout time to jerk their cocks to.

my negro
I never before had enjoyed shakespeare in any way until I watched his Hamlet

>that kid who never read the book assignments just watched the movie adaptations
>that kid who watched Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame and got pissed when they failed the test

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Alright I expanded it, now it's square.

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Daniels was so good in that movie. Our Civil War movie was Glory, which is pretty solid in itself.

Labelled

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I wanted to add Felicity Jones, but the image quality of her scene is too shit unfortunately

>My country's teachers don't show any movies from our country/language because my culture hasn't produced a single film worth watching
What's the weather like in Rio this time of year?

good work, user

well done

>watching Romeo & Juliet in class
>intense scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA BOUTTA DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>Hear "He cute" from one of the girls

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O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

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now....rate em

I REALLY REALLY like that topless bitch in Clockwork Orange, from when they're showing off how well the reprogramming worked, and Alex is getting sick just from how arousing she is.

I remember thinking those were some of the most prefect breasts in existence.

I've never been able to find anything out about who those titties were, or if they've ever done anything else.

Shame time has likely hit them harder than Malcom McDowell's face.

>Jennifer Connolly and Allison Brie are proof that you can be too thin, especially when you hit the wall.

In math

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I feel like there's a roll game in here somewhere

>tfw your best bro gives you a handy under the table during the titty scene as a prank

DEEP BLUE SEA

What school shows a movie like gattaca? Just curious.

God, nothing better than big natural tits

This makes no sense. You’d still see them. It’s a projector.

Does every highscool have a girl named hannah with fat tits and shows cleavage?

Here she is at 15 years old in an interview, drinking and smoking. yow.
youtube.com/watch?v=XDv-iV1gFgo

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It was the 60s

>all the hooting and hollering during the suicide scene

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I swear Hannah is a "thicc" girl name.

We watched this spoopy horror movie about an exorcism in my catholic religious classes.

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TO

My English teacher fast forwarded that part

how many boomer loads were spilled to that movie as lads?

>highest is a 7/10
>most are 5/10 or lower
Pitiful Muricans

We watched the Leonardo DiCaprio one where Mercutio was a black transvestite

yeesh those in the top right are incredible

Because they want to die and pretend hell doesn't exist

Grade 9 some chick got fingered in our class during this movie.

tfw im only attracted to big mommy nips that look like cows udders.
it's sad most of the ladies on there dont do it for me.

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I remember we had a cute sub who didn't know she was supposed to skip the nudity and apologized to the class the next day about accidentally showing us all titties. She was blushing really hard. I masturbated furiously to that shit for a week.

must've seen that version 10 times in school. can still hear that black kid singing
youtu.be/gcVcAOilBKA

Bushmen are based, 2bh. Reminder that these are the people that suffered the most from Bantus suddenly wanting whitey out.

Rate them

based

all 10

yeah very nice indeed daughter

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There are some names for girls that just are destined. For example, I've never met a Kelsey that wasn't hot

Based obsessed seething eurofag

Got to watch My Cousin Vinny for our criminal justice history course in freshman year high school. Pretty kino

Ok, now how many of these are actually real?

Got to watch Jurassic Park in 7th grade science class since our unit that semester was about genetics. We even had to do a quiz on it but since it's my favorite movie of all time I finished the quiz before the film even started. Got to just spend the rest of the multiple days just chillin getting to watch my favorite movie while some kids in my class had never seen it before, so getting to see their reaction to the first time viewing was really interesting

>got to watch this in cooking class in middle school
>was starting to hit puberty
>had been turned on by this scene my entire life
>had to hide it while sitting there with the class
>entire room was dead silent during that whole scene specifically
I wonder if anyone else in that class was secretly into it too

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anyone else?

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Watched Pans Labyrinth in Spanish class
That was my first time watching it and without a doubt made it worth picking Spanish class over the other languages so much. Absolute kino

Africa is still Africa, user

Got to watch R&J and Judi Dench showing off her nice Titania in A Midsummer Night's Dream in english class.

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That just reminded me of my western civ teacher put on Braveheart since we were learning about that era. The teacher kept rewinding and slowing down the scene where Wallace caves in a guys face with a mace

got to watch the fast and the furious for transportation tech, that was pretty sweet
Also got to watch Smoke Signals for English and a decade later still quote that movie, mainly the "EEEEYYYY VICTOR" moments

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All of them

where the fuck do you live that movie is fucked

very excellent

Lucky. We just got to see some fucking documentaries

Aus here we did the same shit, sometimes teachers took request and we watched shit like Stay Alive. good fun

In "media arts" class, we watched:
>Apocalypse Now Redux
>The Last Emperor
>Dr. Strangelove
>Citizen Kane
>Psycho

I think we watched some other comfy films but those are all I remember. Basically it was a film watching class. Almost everyone in it was either a tech or drama geek, a slacker, or a Mexican. Good times

I remember the entire class laughing because we thought it was all so blatant

Our Hannah was a tall, skinny blonde girl with an adorable androgynous face.

Usually when a sub was in

>seething latin american brown person pretending to be a white european hating on white americans
go to bed

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>my buddies' face when experienced the potentially worst out of a high school kino analysis class
>English 3 or 4 but instead it's just dissecting and demystifying Hitchcock's films, with the only respite being a Star Wars film or something that wasn't required
>occasionally something topical or relatively recent such as feminist theory or some bullshit about socio-economic hierarchies
At least I got to watch Baz Luhrman kino such as Romeo + Juliet and The Great Gatsby.

Come to think of it, that's what my 30 y/o Wine Aunt of a teacher had for the class filmography - Baz Luhrman, Romeo and Juliet, Harpo Production's Their Eyes Were Watching God, and that direct to TV film for Of Mice and Men. If you're out here Milo and Derrick, I hope you're wary of film analysis classes.

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s there a place I can actually watch this edgy shit?

I remember watching "Good Bye, Lenin!" in History class and being surprised by quick scene in which the main character sees some people watching a lady with giant bazongas playing with whipped cream.

Imagine a teacher being fucking offended by tits from 1969 in a Shakespeare movie when anyone her class can pull up literal bestiality shiteating porn.

didn't expect that sex scene

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The few I knew were brunettes with big tits and a little chub. Think Miss Hannah Minx

Based Juliet.
My teacher rewound the film and said "LOOK AT THEM KNOCKERS"
Bless you Mr. Jones

I love this and the sequel

Our teacher skipped it but had a sub the next day who started it too early and we all got to see the titties, no reactions though

I had a science teacher who would put on picrelated, and expected people to take notes and treat it seriously. He was a grade-a troll.

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I bet she loves that.

Yeah, bullshit.

Good old 12th grade history class.

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based

We just watched the scene with kinda meh faces.

Because we're not Americans, who can't watch straight up gore on mainstream tv but are afraid of a fucking nipple.

Russianfag. We watched soviet documentaries and couple of ecranisations of classical literature of Russia, Latvia, and England.

Also, a pretty dank documentary movie about Pushkin.
youtube.com/watch?v=v_zM7pb6dy0

Obsessed.

No fucking waaaay, fucking HOW

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My class showed the one with Dustin Hoffman in it that opens with a good old impalement raping played for comedic laughs. Bit of an odd tone setter that one

Sophie Rundle
Jessica Pare
Joanna Kulig
Rosario Dawson

it's even on the poster

its okay user, let it out

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not same poster but my private all boys school in melbourne, australia got us to watch gattaca, year 8 or 9 I think