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feel we should protest by buying more of the snacks and handing them to small children
I will of course be booing the whole of the Women's Hundred, though that has nothing to do with sponsorship

yes sir hello I am indeed here

exciting stuff all round here

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now THIS is cricket

Streams

Kent - Lancashire
youtube.com/watch?v=am6oOh7Lr-w

Gloucestershire v Yorkshire
youtube.com/watch?v=KbXN6ecay08

Somerset vs Essex
youtube.com/watch?v=apVRQ78o_ns

Surrey v Hampshire
youtube.com/watch?v=M7irRP9Tx5w

business idea: green screen out all the players, the ball, the umpire and any other ground staff and also make sure the audience sits in complete silence.

I think cricket being boring is an integral part of it which once you embrace means you can fully enjoy the sport.

Wordle is MINCE

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>kunt

I blame myself for that

Derbyshire vs Sussex
youtu.be/afseDDZoHLg

Durham vs Leicestershire
youtu.be/O7yzpmhYUo0

Nottighamshire vs Glamorgan
youtu.be/nsDzq4eKxIU

>usos vs white boys
don't act like it'd be close

Saw Carl Barron last night lads

would prefer to not be 2 down after 20 overs

could be 3 down instead.

and people were still saying Somerset had a chance at the championship this year.

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Instead of so many breaks, the batsmen should just swap with 2 others then come back after 30 minutes

Worcestershire should have given the young hungry Simon Ssesazi a chance, that old fraud azhar Ali isn’t going to be turning any matches for you

firmly believe the second session will be Lancashire's, I believe this based on a complex system of optimism and inherent bias

something about african teams with no immigrants progressing in cricket makes me feel a primal giddy joy. now just for japan and argentina to do a uganamibia

Ta for keeping that going lad, apologies for not being here to do it meself (due to toil conspiring to make me the most oppressed man in existence)

I would gladly let Simon Ssesazi sleep in my spare room if it meant seeing him bring his talent to the hallowed turf of New Road

been watching some The Dark Third content lads

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What the FUCK has happened to the once-great county of Somerset?

when the rightful heir is again upon the throne fr be bussin no cap

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missed a trick there
>Wilfred Willard "Triple Willy" Williams

>real full first name is a shortened version of the actual name

is Anderson dropped from Lancashire now too
ohnononono

withheld by the EBC along with Mahmood because England fears a powerful Lancashire

>Somerset

great knock Dane

*knocks*

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duckett due a recall

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Uganda be kidding me

*becomes a paraplegic due to inbreeding*
oh johnathan-deviersh! but our fur baby! let's spend $50K on experimental dog spinal surgery that will prolong his suffering!

Are the pitches more batter-friendly this year? Surprising amount of decent knocks already desu

>7 balls
>291 minutes
feel the overrate needs upping there

>poomerset
>div 1

hello lads

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It’s ya boy Zeeman here
Just booked a holiday to Denmark
43 quid from stanstead
So cheap

>dedicating your entire life to master your sport
>so you can defeat powerful Sri Lanka

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wise choice, my favorite country

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Yes

it do be like that

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geezers need excitement

watch another sport maybe

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*bens over*
*farts in your face*
here's your cricekt :)

coming to terms with the fact I’m not very intelligent lads

first step of growing up, you tarq spastic

I am widely known to be amongst the most intelligent at my workplace for my love of cricket, science, and religious studies.